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World Exclusive - Beatle Macca To Buy into Everton with £100m

In one of the biggest upheavals in Everton's History, former Beatle, Paul McCartney is to plough £100 million into Everton. The cash will be made available to pay off some debt, rebuild the wooden Bullens road stand, providing 50 executive boxes, and leave enough for David Moyes to buy some much needed players.

Blue Kipper can exclusively reveal that Macca, an Evertonian all his life has finally agreed to buy the majority of Paul Gregg's shares. Gregg, who has become disillusioned at the Everton boards inability to attract investment into the club, turned to his friend McCartney for help a couple of months ago. At the time, the multi billionaire said he wasn't interested. But after talking to his cousin, Ernie, himself an Everton season ticket holder, Macca decided to take the plunge.

The deal is not likely to be finalised until the end of the season. But Moyesy can now look forward to having close to £30 million to spend on players in the close season. (01/04/04)

Paul McCartney says: "Let it be"

What The Fans Thought !

* Is this true? Bobby Latchford.

* Boys, you've gotta be better than this, how about this one. "A gang of mates, Evertonians all their lives, have got together to organize fellow fans through a website. The website known as BLUEKIPPER has become so successful, that the team have now spread their operation to open a meeting point for football fans". Now no one would believe that!! Peter Rigby.

* Maybe we can buy that young Dean fellow from Tranmere Rovers. He may score 60 goals in a season. Daveboyblue1.

* I think it's April 1! Regards, Steve Syder.

* I've fell for the last couple of bluekipper's april fool jokes, but not this one! Even I'm not soft enough to believe that Paul "mickey mouse fan" McCartney would buy into Everton. If we are the club he loves so much like he bangs on about then he should buy in, we can dream though cant we! Good try lads! Graeme.

* About the Beatle buying the club I did not fall for it. Last year the one about the stadium was good. cheers Stu from East Yorkshire.

* Hello Blue Kipper, Been working away this week and just seen the Macca Buying into the Blues news, Is this for real or an April fools. Cheers
Jeff Draycott. Sweden.

* If only he was that foolish... Chris Owens.

* Continuing the theme of investment. further details have emerged 1. All meat sales in retails outlets to cease a the end of the season. Even
the nearby chippy's are to be offered options from Paul and Linda's range 2. Z cars to be replaced by Mull of Kintyre 3. Players will be forced to ditch the new kit shorts in favour of leather trousers which are a tad too tight 4. Kevin Campbell and his record cronies shall take on a general manager role 5 The purchase of a percussion band to bring quality to post game singing in the dressing room 6 redshite are believed to be interested in ground sharing. True? or are we just pulling your wooden leg?? Greg Parker.

* It would be nice if he concentrated on EVERTON it may stop him releasing any more albums. Fred Stafford.

* That is a piss poor april fool. Mellow for the purple. Richie Phillips.

* Good April fools, Paul.

* If only it was true. Nice try lads but you aren't April fooling me. Great site, pray for those points to keep us up next season as maybe this will be our last bad season for a long time, and that is no April fool joke either. John efc4me. Australia.

* Does Moyesy get the money now or does he have to wait until the end of the season? Tony Blue.

* Just a bit too far fetched fellas, we'd have to become a registered charity to get hold of any of Macca's wedge! Some would say that's the next feasible step! Good try tho! Regards, Yozza.

* Me thinks this is an April fools gag right?? Please tell me it isn't - please please please! Is it true? Peebo

* Caught me out good style. I was telling my wife, when she pointed out the date. Bastards. Billy.

* some spoofs just aren't funny..... with the pomposity of mickey blue eyes ramblings and this crass attempt of a spoof, your very high standards are beginning to fall. rgds. tg.

* Is that article on Paul McCartney investing £100million into Everton just an April Fool joke? I say this because yesterday was April Fool's and I have nothing about this on any other website- including evertonfc.com. Limp Bizkit.

* April Fool! James Cull.

* Nice one lads, won't make the same mistake as last year! Daniel Edwards.

* Yeah right. Get him to buy anfield while he's at it (but only after the gits have bought their season tickets) then turn it into a car park. They would then have free parking once every fortnight for 9 months, for 2 hours max. Tow them away after that. Redundant Geoff.

* Nice try! April Fools indeed, what dya take us for? Gullible Kopites? ahaha! Toffee Man Dan.

* best april fools I've had all day. Paul Caslin.

* Oh brilliant April Fool. Given the parlous state of our club it was about as funny as dysentery!! John Ottway.

* Wow Paul Mac I'm so happy MY ARSE son! You nearly got me that is quite a good one. Well done and keep up the good work! Baz Mez.

* Is this a joke? Is paul macca really putting 100 million into the Blues? Peter Cahill.

* april fool by any chance? Ian Hogg.

* Good one. Barry Kermode

* April fool, right ! James Reece.

* HAHAHAHAHAHA very good, enjoyed reading that. Wish it was true but can't see it happening. Don't think your catching me out i know it's April 1st today! Great Site Lads. Warren (Bournemouth).

* Hello. If this was an April Fool’s joke, it was the lowest of the low – and NOT funny at all. Mike.

* Any other day but 1st April ????? Chris.

* I hope it aint a wind up. Liam D Cody.

* Anyone would think it was April Fools Day. Cody. Claughton.

* april fool. Howard Rowles.

* Me thinks its an april fool- be nice if it was true though! Andystripeefc.

* Well done lads great April fools, but you are supposed to stop it at midday. Neil Tompsett.

* Yer not getting me that easy!! April Fools indeed. Woody (Deeside Blue)

* April Fool !! Richard Tarleton.

* on 1st April ? Don't think so. Paul B Watson.

* April fool. Duncan.

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