Everton FC All Time Worst Team

Who Are The Worst XI Players You have Ever Seen In A Blue Shirt? You can pick Any Formation You Want. Whatever you think e-mail your Team to bluekipper.com and we will put your XI here.

36. I've managed to pick 2 teams - a team of Foreigners v a team of British born players. I'd go for either nil-nil or ten all if this game was played.

E. Baardsen

M. Hottiger S. Bilic P. Kroldrup A. Pistone

N. Alexandersson S. Rehn A. Nyarko C. Thomsen Preki

I. Bakayoko

Sub - Linderoth

v

4-3-3

Richard Wright

P. Holmes Billy Wright G. Keeley D. Burrows

Simon Davies V. Sideways K. Langley

S. Barlow B. Angell J. Spencer

Sub - Stephen Hughes

Sadly, I can't believe how many bad right backs we've had. McDonald, Barrett, Darracott & Tony Thomas were all in with a shout.

Ste C, Aintree. (22/05/07)

Baardsen,
Barrett, Tiler, Bilic, PISTONE
Farrelly, T. Thomas, Samways, Preki,
Angell, Barlow

Subs: Oster, Kearton, Tal, Madar, Warzycha

Brand

Sanders , Keeley, Smith(D) Bramwell,

King(J), Farrelly, Rae,

Shackleton, Harper, Kavanagh

Subs: Dunlop, Hottiger, Marshall(I), Wilson(I), Harburn

This is far more fun than the best XI idea, which I started to celebrate my fifty years as an Evertonian. I found that I could remember far more players who were comedians than I could remember great players. Keeley has to be the worst ever. One game on loan and he scored an own goal and was destroyed by Ian Rush. to any one who missed the succession of useless left wingers we had in the late fifties: Laverick, Fell and above all Kavanagh, I pity you. you missed a treat. Rick Tarleton. (29/11/05)

1. David Lawson. 2John Barton.3 Marc Hottiger, 4 Slaven Bilic, 5 Glen Keeley.6 Kevin Langley(absolute shite.) 7 Mitch Ward. 8 Stephan Rehn.10 Brett Angell.11 Claus Thompson.

subs: gk Espen Baardsen. David Smallman. Steve Seargeant. Stuart Barlow. Mick Ferguson.

32. Having watched The Blues from 1965-86 (pre antipodean emigration) I've picked most of my worst players from that era.

GK - Dai Davies
Defence - Frank D'Arcy, Billy Wright, Glen Keeley, John McLaughlin
Midfield - Terry Curran, Vinnie Samways, Claus Thomsen, Aiden Maher
Forwards - Bernie Wright, Stuart Barlow
Subs - Drew Brand, John Bailey, Geoff Nulty, Mick Ferguson, Alan Biley

Had to put Judas on the bench! Great website. Chris Jones, North Wales. (29/11/05)

30. Been an Everton supporter since before I was born, likewise my kids, now live in New Zealand, have seen some shite play for our beloved club here's my all time worst.

Drew Brand

Terry Darracott, Mick Lyons (Great scouser and great Evertonian but an all time disaster), Carl Tiler, Alessandro Pistone

Niclas Alexanderson, Jon Oster, Alex Nyarko, Cliff Marshall

Jim Pearson, George Telfer

Subs: (not allowed on the field) Ibrahim Bakayoko, Daniel Amokachi, Alan Whittle, Danny Cadamateri, John McLaughlin

Manager: Billy (it starts with a draw lets see if we can finish that way) Bingham
Assistant: Mike Walker

Jim ‘Seamus’ McDonagh – an International ?!!!
Frank D’Arcy – aristocratic name, agricultural approach.
‘Tiger ‘ McLaughlin – master of the o.g.
Slaven Bilic – the Great Pretender
Harry Bennett – more like Gordon Bennett
Geoff Nulty – couldn’t pass water never mind a ball
Danny Williamson – career thankfully cut short
Stefan Rehn – looked good till he got the ball
Ian Wilson – replacement for Sheedy? I don’t think so!
Rod Befit – Ipswich must have pissed themselves with this swap deal
Brett Angell – the touch of an elephant

Subs: - Drew Brand – following the great Scottish tradition
Vinny Samways – his only goal was a cross!
Claus Thomsen – tempted to put him alongside Rehn in the middle
Bernie Wright – Harry must have signed him for a bet
Alan Biley – well he looked a bit like Denis Law !

I’m sure must Blues could probably pick at least 2 teams ! Keep up the great site. Best wishes, Steve Mahon. (18/11/04)

28. I have been going since 74, but with a limited knowledge of the game since 77. Everton being Everton I have seen the sublime to the absolute awful. My eleven would have to be:

27. In my worst XI some of the players are crap, but most of the were just never worthy of The Royal Blue Shirt...

Manager Gordon Lee
Ass Arche Knob, sorry, Knox
Subs Oster, Bakayoko, Barrett, Gerard, Thomsen

What a fuckin bunch of shite...good riddance to the lot!!! I'd love Dunc to catch this lot robbin his pigeons... //Bluenose Sweden. (18/11/04)

Simonsen

Bilic Barrett Pistone

Alexanderson Williamson Oster thomsen ward

Madar Barlow

Subs: kearton, stephen hughes, max moore, bakayoko, thomsen

Manager: walter smith

rather play the addams family in my team than these. Shaun Unsworth. (18/11/04)

GK Kearton

RB Barrett. CB Tiler. CB Bilic. LB Hottiger

RM Oster. CM Williamson. CM Thomsen. LM Ward

F Bakayoko. F Angell

Subs Baardsen, Nyarko, Ginola, Preki

Wood

Holmes Tiler Keeley Hottiger

Williamson, Claus Thomsen, Jon Oster, Bernie Wright

Brett Angell Stuart Barlow

Manager: Mike Walker

23. The fact that so many of these so called players have played recently makes you wonder how we're still in the premiership!!! 4-4-2 Formation

1) Baardsen

5) Mitch Ward 3) Bilic 4) Scouse Claus 2) Pistone

8) Alexandersson (Yet he's amazing in Champ Man????) 6) Peter Degn 7) Williamson 11) Samways

9) Brett Angell 10) John Spencer

Subs: 12) Gerrard 13) Branch 14) Cadamarteri 15) Peter Clarke 16) Wayne Rooney (nuff said!)

Dai Davies

Dick Barton Glen Keeley Slaven Bilic Hottiger

Terry Curran Claus Thomsen Stefan Rehn Farrelly

Michael Branch Stuart Barlow

Subs; Kearton / Carl Tiler / Angell / Stephen Hughes/ Danny Williamson

I'd like to remind viewers that teams like this, fortunately, are very rare. Don't have nightmares now. (a la Crimewatch) Up Yer Gwladys. (11/11/04)

Espen Baardsen

Marc Hottiger, Peter Clarke, Slaven Bilic, John O'Kane

David Ginola, Claus Thomsen, Stephen Hughes, Idan Tal

Joe-Max Moore, Brett Angell

Subs: Carl Tiler, Paul Gerrard, John Spencer, Earl Barrett, Stuart Barlow

Baardsen played 1 game 4 us, conceded 4 goals, I think he was at fault for at least 3 of them, and we lost 4-3 cos of him, that's why no1 else deserves to be in net, not even that horrible bastard Paul Gerrard. Peter Clarke was meant to be the new Dave Watson, fact remains he wasn't, he was total crap. Bilic was a total waste of a lot of money. Claus the scouse was a joke, but at least we can laugh about him playing 4 us. Hughes is the worst player midfielder ever. Ginola basically came for the huge wages, and it showed. Don't get me wrong he was class against Arsenal on his debut, and from then on he was total shite. I'll never forget Stubbsy shouting at him after we went a goal down to Crewe. Joe-Max was an honest player, but was never good enough to play premier football, the fact Stevie Watson (a right back at the time) was chosen to play up-front instead of him says it all. Stuy Barlow too was honest, but just not premier standard. Poor Brett Angell, I reckon he'll appear in every worst XI, simply he was out of his depth (that sums Mike Walker up really) and obviously Tesco thought so to, he wasn't even good enough to push trolleys! haha But at least he scored, more than can be said for the useless Scottish twat Spencer. 1 player I didn't include which I feel a lot of people will is Danny Williamson, I feel a bit sorry for him. He was still finding his feet at a big club when he got injured, and yeah ok he cost us a lot, but a young players career was finished b4 it ever really started. Kris Hutchinson. (11/11/04)