Blue Blubber 270 - Peanuts

On signing for the shite Mascherano says "I have disconnected myself from West Ham and signed a contract with Liverpool. I can consider myself a Red Devil."

Oh my days. Maybe this has been lost in translation again. He wan't to say "I can consider myself a REDSHITE". The tit.

Blue Blubber 268 - Mike (Aintree)

* Benitez has contacted Bernard Matthews, as he wants to know how to deal with 11 sick turkeys.

* U S A...nalfield

Beef Stock

Chicken Stock

Laughing Stock

Blue Blubber 267 - Onward Evertonians

Benites comments. We don't need to do anything really to fill these pages. They do it themselves. He will regret saying this for years to come. Fantastic. Just proves once again that kopites are indeed gobshites.

Blue Blubber 266 - Charlie.

I took this many "moons" ago in South Africa - if you'll pardon the pun!

Blue Blubber 265 - Felix.

If the proposed deal with the R S and the Arabians went through. Would the lesser behaved worshippers at the Temple of S`ite become known as the SCALLYBAN ?

Blue Blubber 265 - daz, parkend.

dirk kunt greeting one of DIC's top people. Is this the the real reason that the Arabs pulled out of the deal?

Blue Blubber 264 - Matthew Jenkinson.

Q: What's the difference between a liverpool fan and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a liverpool fan!

Blue Blubber 263 - Phil Roberts.

Rafa Benitez says Craig Bellamy's lack of goals since joining Liverpool is down to anxiety caused by his perfectionism. (Telegraph)

More like Houliier every day.

Blue Blubber 262 - Mark.

Let the picture tell the tale.

Blue Blubber 261 - David Roberts.

The Arabs have finally figured out what we knew all along!

Blue Blubber 260 - Olof Schön.

Sending you a picture taking today on a (RS) work-mate's workplace here in Gothenburg (well, he deserved it). On Saturday we are going to a pub here in town to see the derby. COYB! Hit them twice!

Best Regards
Olof Schön
Gothenburg, Sweden

Blue Blubber 259 - Jo

What's got no roof, pink & white ribbons and goes beep beep..beep beep..beep beep.

Ans: The redshite's open top bus reversing back into the garage once again.

Blue Blubber 258 - Liam Gillespie

When asked by his wife what time he'd be home for tea - Jerzy Dudek said 'anytime after six'!

Blue Blubber 257 - Thanks to the Hundreds who sent these in.

A man phones Analfield and asks: "What time is kick off tonight?"

"About every 10 minutes!"

Blue Blubber 256 - Hundred's Of Smart Arses.

Michael Jackson has asked Rafa Benitez to be his new manager….so he can get spanked at home by 11 kids.

Blue Blubber 255 - Mike L

What's the difference between Jerzy Dudek and a Merseyside cabbie. A Merseyside Cabbie can only let five in. (Boom, Boom)

Blue Blubber 254 - David A. White

A must have accessory for any lavatory - Gerrard Bogroll!

Made this today to wind up my dad, Gerry, who is a rednose. We are round at my dad's gaff on Christmas day so I'm going to replace the existing roll with this enhanced version and wait for the reaction.

Would love to see these pics on your site - maybe it will spark some entrepreneur into mass production.

Blue Blubber 253 - Kris Everton aka (Kris wetton or 'Fat-one')

G'Day lads, Ain't life grand when your Blue and winning!!

A little Christmas pressie from me to everyone, and being the sarky prick that I am, what better than a shot at the Kopite-Gobshite ladyboy crossdressers?? -
apologies in advance to Scandanavia - :-)

Hope you all have a cracking Chrimbo and that we completely ruin boro's!!! - Oh yeah, and G'Day to all the lads in the Aussie email ring, we have a great bunch of exiled (and Aussie born) bluenoses down here, spread out right across Aus, keeping the blue news and humour flowing by email. - LADS!!!!!