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This
page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at
the expense of the redshite. If you know a good joke, a tall tale or
a good story then e-mail it to us at Blue
Blubber.
Blue
Blubber Index
Blue
Blubber 287 - Too Many To Mention.
We
continue to take the piss out of the gobshites, and think we
are so smart, but nobody can do it better than themselves. This
is 4 soft cunts parading around the centre of the city the other
morning. I bet the 'reclaim the kop' boys were pleased.
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Blue
Blubber 286 - Simon
Got
this sent to me. Not stopped laughing, believe it needs wider
circulation so that all Evertonians can appreciate how good
it is to not be like them!!!
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Liverpool
versus Barcelona at Anfield - the sudden death, clash of the titans
between the last two winners of the world's greatest club competition.
It doesn't get any bigger than that. This is the sort of world-stage
occasion that has made Liverpool, and our Anfield cauldron, into
a worldwide phenomenon. So let's make it a night to remember.
Not just
The Kop - wherever you are in the ground, make sure you're seen
and heard. Bring your scarves, rosettes, flags old and new.
All those classic old banners - from Here We Go Gathering Cups
In May to What's Up Doc to Wine For My Men… this is our history,
and every flag tells a marvellous story. Let's have them all
out on Tuesday and raise them proudly, a living, vivid testament
to our glorious Anfield past.
This is
one night when we have to get in there early and let the Barca
players know what they're in for. When those teams finally walk
out onto the pitch, let's hit them with a wall of noise and
colour like they haven't known before, and let's drive the Redmen
on, all the way to Athens.
1. Get in
the ground as early as you can, let's have it rocking as the
players warm up.
2. Bring those banners, old and new and hold them up with pride,
turn Anfield into a cauldron of passion, colour and noise.
The time
bomb is ticking. Let's give Anfield the mother of all blitzkriegs
- while we still can.
RTK
(Apparently this means reclaim the kop)
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Blubber 285 - David Spendlove |
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Blubber 284 - Rodger Cropera
Rafa
Throws his dummy out after more small talk exclusive! |
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Blue
Blubber 282 - John Critchley
After
the derby on saturday evening the redshite players went to an
after
match dinner, the main course of the day wasn't nice for them
and
afterwards all the players had to eat "humble pie"
except for benitez who
just stuck to his normal plate of "hard cheese and sour
grapes"
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Blubber 281 - Rosie.
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Blue
Blubber 280 - TEXYLA.
I noticed the toilet seats in Wetherspoon city
centre are different. This picture was taken on the morning
of the analfield match. I will leave it to all your readers
to add any appropriate comments. It was later removed by a fat
Spanish waiter. Keep up the good work.
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Blue
Blubber 279 - Graham
Trubshaw
Rafa
Benitez must be an expert on small clubs. If you read his c.v.
on timesonline
Here is an excerpt :-
"Benitez early efforts at management were woeful. Taking
charge of Valladolid in 1995, Benitez was dismissed after 23
games with his team rooted to the bottom of the Primera Liga.
Moving to Osasuna in the Spanish second division a year later,
his reign was even shorter, just nine games that included one
victory. He won promotion with Extremadura in 1997 but they
were relegated a season later"
Not
very impressive and as far as the English game goes he knows
nothing.
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Blue
Blubber 278 - lee
lawson
You're
Just A Fat Spanish Waiter |
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Blue
Blubber 277 - Sean
Joyce
The
takeover of Liverpool FC has climaxed with a late withdrawal
from DIC that has left a bitter taste in the mouths of all Liverpool
fans. DIC Heads were set to takeover the club this week promising
to splash out on new players and so the news comes as a sucker
blow to Liverpool fans who favoured DIC and who had warmed to
the idea of having the backing of DIC.
The saga ends Liverpool’s love affair with DIC whose interest
in the club had meant that DIC was on the lips of every Liverpool
fan for the past few months. But now they will have to do what
they do best and put DIC behind them, and hope that George Gillett
is the best a man can get.
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Blue
Blubber 276 - Wiggy
Rafa
Beneathus has just been seen rifling in the bins at MC Donalds
looking for a shake, Apparently his Chairman thru one out last
night..!
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Blue
Blubber 275 - Swardfish
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Place
Your Curser Over The Picture
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Blue
Blubber 274 - WOODERS17
HOW
DO KOPITE WOMEN GIVE BIRTH?
THROUGH THEIR ARSES BECAUSE IT'S A RED-SHITE!!!
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Blue
Blubber 273 - Gav
Davies
A
red-shite mate/enemy of mine told me about this site with clear
pride in his smile, until all all the blues in work ripped him
for it.
www.reclaimthekop.co.uk
Here is
an example of it's content which proves we are truly the people's
club on Merseyside...
"Regular
match goers will tell you the support of our club has gradually,
and sadly eroded over the past few years. It's easy to sit in
the ground and shake your head, asking where and how it all
went wrong. From what was once the domain of the working class
Scouse male, the Spion Kop's 'clientele' has transformed dramatically.
The Kop now houses a vast range of people. Ages, sex, locality
no longer seem relevant. The atmosphere can be non-existent
for many games."
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Blue
Blubber 272 - Richie (Aintree)
Craig
Bellamys new Sponsorship Deal, watch out Tiger Woods. If the
alleged incident did happen, did he hit him with a big or
a little club.
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Blue
Blubber 271 - Frankie,
Huyton
The
new liverbird on the shite badge has had an American makeover.
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