Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of redshite fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of redshite players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

A man desperate at redshite current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full redshite kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the redshite kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."

Q: What do you call a redshite fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd

Q: What's the difference between a redshite fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.I was talking to the redshite groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!"

Q: How do you kill a redshite fan when he's drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!

Q: Why do redshite supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.

Q: What do redshite fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a redshite fan?
A: A Rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a redshite fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead redshite fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. Why do redshite fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

Q: What do you call a redshite fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar

Q: What do you get when you offer a redshite fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!

There's a rumour that redshite have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.

An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to redshite.
It will be called "Laughing Stock".

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "redshite are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q. What have the redshite and a nappy got in common?
A. P*** upfront and crap at the back.

A burglary was recently committed at redshite ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet.

A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the redshite ground. He made him go back and watch the rest of the match

Q. What's the difference between the redshite keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.

Q: What have redshite and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe.

Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and redshite ?
A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence!

Q: What's the difference between redshite and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!

Q) What is the difference between redshite and a lift ?
A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down

Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and redshite?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.

Q: What is the difference between redshite and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.

Someone asked me the other day, what time do redshite kick off? About every ten minutes I replied.