Blue Blubber 304 - Redshite Misery - Bill Forde

Blue Blubber 303 - Various Toffees

FLOOD ALERT ON MERSEYSIDE: 100,000 Evertonians pissing themselves.

What goes beep beep beep beep.....?
The open top bus going back in the garage!

Cilla Black, Ken Dodd, Gerry Marsden, Jimmy fuckin Tarbuck, that twat Ray off the X Factor, Lucy The Slag Meacock, Arthur bastard Askey, All the residents of Norway, Ireland and the Middle East, Sonia the ginger rip, and all you other phoney glory hunting horrible red cunts, your boys took one hell of a beating tonight, happy fucking days, power to the PEOPLE'S CLUB!!

Blue Blubber 302 - Talkin Through His Arse - The Midnightflyer

Saw the gobShites talkin in Athens. The picture tells it's own story.

Blue Blubber 301 - Up There On Arse - Adolf

For our eternal enjoyment. How how the redshites perceive themselves! They actually put it on their official website briefly. Incredible !

Blue Blubber 300 - StEx

Q: What's is the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Pépe Reina goal?
A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her

Q: What do Liverpool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Shite fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.

…and the Pépe Reina newsflash. Police believe that the house of Shite keeper Pépe Reina was robbed. When he came home and noticed that his study, full of books was gone he raced to the station to give a statement, he said: ‘This thing disgusts me, the thing that I am annoyed about is the fact I hadn’t finished colouring them in…’

Blue Blubber 299 - David W.

This bloke walks into a Liverpool Supporters Club bar and orders a glass of lemonade.

The bar goes quiet as everyone looks towards the bloke.

Surprised, the bartender looks at him and says: "You ain't from around here...where you from?"
The guy says: "I'm from Sweden."
The bartender asks: "What do you do in Sweden?"
The guy responds: "I'm a taxidermist"
The bartender asks: "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says: "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar: "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

Blue Blubber 298 - Tom Loughrey (Irish Toffee)

Finally, it would appear that the redshite across the park have decided to open up their trophy cabinet to the public. Just as we expected, eh??

Blue Blubber 296 - Mark Crabtree

Man goes to doctor and says I have a problem every time I masturbate I start to sing you'll never walk alone.... after a few minutes the doctor realises what the problem is and replies: "Don't worry about it. Lots of Wankers sing that".....

Blue Blubber 295 - Dean Johnson

On a recent trip to Vancouver, I found this inscribed in the sand, bit of a crappy picture but I couldn’t get any further into the sea!

Blue Blubber 294 - Paul Black

40,000 Liverpool fans meet at Analfield for a 'Liverpool fans Are Not Stupid' convention.
Rafa addresses the crowd: 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Liverpool fans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Steven Gerrard gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Rafa asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Stevie G says: 'Eighteen!'
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Liverpool fans start chanting: 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Rafa says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd here, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance?'
So he asks: 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds Gerrard eventually says: 'Ninety?'
Rafa looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gerrard starts crying.
But then the 40,000 Liverpool fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting: 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'
Rafa, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says: 'What is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the decrepit old stadium.
Gerrard closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Anfield crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream:
'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'