Blue Blubber 339 - Rodger

McDonalds photo's caption: Great days for reds as new stadium plans take shape and Rafa makes a Big (Mac) signing

Blue Blubber 338 - Rodger

Pink Panter: Rafa Closeau(less)

Blue Blubber 337 - Joan West

A KOPITE COUPLE THOUGHT THEY WOULD SPICE THEIR RELATIONSHIP UP BY TRYING A BIT OF "PARTNER SWOPPING". THEY MET ANOTHER CONSENTING PAIR AT ANALFIELD, WHILE WATCHING THE DERBY. AFTER THE FOUR OF THEM HAD WATCHED THEIR SHITE TEAM LOSE TO THE MIGHTY BLUES, THEY ALL HEADED OFF TO A LOCAL HOTEL, TO CHEER THEMSELVES UP. THEY BOOKED INTO THEIR SEPERATE ROOMS, AND SPENT THE NEXT FEW HOURS HAVING RAMPANT AND PASSIONATE SEX. WHEN THEY HAD FINISHED THE TWO FELLAS SAID "WELL THAT WAS FANTASTIC....WONDER HOW THE GIRLS ARE GETTING ON?".

Blue Blubber 335 - John

If carlsberg made football supporters, they would probably be the worst football supporters in europe. "official"

Blue Blubber 334 - Tony Elliott

"Mummy, why have I got the biggest dick in the class?"
"Because son, you're 28, from Devon and you are a retard. Mind you don't get spaghetti hoops on your redshite top!

Blue Blubber 333 - ADAM IN ROTHERHAM

WHAT DOES A REDSHITE FAN DO AFTER WINNING THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL?

HE TURNS OFF THE PLAYSTATION AND GOES DOWNSTAIRS FOR HIS TEA.

Blue Blubber 332 - Harry Somers (famouswhiteboots)

From today's Guardian column "What won't happen this week"

Liverpool's owner Tom Hicks moves to clarify what he meant last week when he compared the Anfield club to Weetabix. "I absolutely meant no disrespect by that," he says. "And of course there is no real compariosn. After all, one is a popular, traditional product that's apparently as hard as a brick but actually goes all mushy at a moment's notice. And the other is a breakfast cereal."

Blue Blubber 331- Tom

Blue Blubber 330 - Mick & Keith

WHO'S THAT CRYING ON THE RUNWAY
WHO'S THAT WALKING VERY SLOW.
IT'S THE LAST PLANE OUT OF SPEKE
BUT THEY WON'T BE GOING GREEK
COS THEY CANT GET THE AEROPLANE TO GO.