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There she blows!

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Blue Blubber 351 - Max and Torres - Pete Morana

Were's Paddy I hear you cry. C'mon Rafa get a grip your a 50 yr old tosser !!


Blue Blubber 350 - Cookie

David Gest before and after


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Blue Blubber 349 - Cookie

David Brent and beneathus. Pair of twats!


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Blue Blubber 348 - Joe Mannion

Rafa with his tash looks like Kenny Craig off Little Britain.

"Look in to my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes."

"Look into my eyes fernando not around the eyes into my eye. When you awake you wll think the redshite are a good team. 3-2-1 your back at analfield"


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Blue Blubber 347 - Joan

I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A FAMILY OF REDSHITE WEIRDO'S. THE DAD IS A 'MIME ARTIST". I'VE FOUND OUT HOW TO ANNOY HIM,....I JUST PLAY BLANK TAPES AT FULL BLAST....IT DRIVES THE BASTARD MENTAL!!

 

Blue Blubber 346 - Andrew Bennett

New look rafa beneathuz look a like Max (a.k.a Peter Kay)


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Blue Blubber 345 - Weenid

Car Sticker used by Red Shites


Blue Blubber 344 - P

Seems that Henry is everywhere.


Blue Blubber 343 - Joan

A KOPITE GETS A JOB ON A BUILDING SITE, AS A SCAFFOLDER. FIRST DAY AT WORK, HE LOSES HIS FOOTING, AND CRASHES TO THE GROUND, CATCHING HIS HEAD ON THE CEMENT MIXER ON THE WAY DOWN, AND COMPLETELY SEVERING HIS RIGHT EAR. THE REST OF THE LADS CALL AN AMBULANE, AND GATHER ROUND THE REDSHITE, WHO IS NOW SCREAMING LIKE A BABY. "FIND ME EAR" HE HOWLS AT THE LADS "THEY CAN SEW IT BACK ON IN CASUALTY". A LITTLE BRICKIE FROM HUYTON, SCRAMBLES ROUND IN THE RUBBLE, AND COMES UP WITH THE SEVERED EAR. "HERE IT IS" HE YELLS, WAVING THE CRUSHED AND BLEEDING THING IN THE REDSHITES FACE. "THATS NOT MINE YA DICKHEAD" CRIES THE REDSHITE "MINE HAD A LAMBERT AND BUTLER BEHIND IT".

 

Blue Blubber 342 - Adam

* How long does it take for a red to have a shit?
Nine months!!!

* Whats the difference between a cactus an Anfield?
On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!!!

*What did stevie g's bird's left leg say to her right?
Nothing, they've never met!!!

 

Blue Blubber 341 - Lewis

As we all know, Liverpool fans are notoriously thick. However this one just takes the biscuit. Last week, an RS 'friend' of mine (who only decided to support the shite after they won the champions league 2years ago) came up with this....all by himself!!!!
he said: 'Y'know Everton are the 3rd best team in Liverpool, straight after Liverpool, Liverpool Reserves.....and Wigan'


Blue Blubber 340 - Dan

Hi Bluekipper, love the site, please can you show this pic of my Italian friend Paulo, he is currently at university with me in Buckinghamshire. He is a Milan fan and went to Athens. He wore this shirt as he hates the shite. Please can you put it on the site. Cheers.


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