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This
page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at
the expense of the redshite. If you know a good joke, a tall tale or
a good story then e-mail it to us at Blue
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Blubber 351 - Max and Torres - Pete
Morana
Were's
Paddy I hear you cry. C'mon Rafa get a grip your a 50 yr old
tosser !!

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Blubber 350 - Cookie
David
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Blubber 349 - Cookie
David
Brent and beneathus. Pair of twats!
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Blubber 348 - Joe Mannion
Rafa
with his tash looks like Kenny Craig off Little Britain.
"Look
in to my eyes not around the eyes into my eyes."
"Look
into my eyes fernando not around the eyes into my eye. When
you awake you wll think the redshite are a good team. 3-2-1
your back at analfield"
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Blubber 347 - Joan
I
LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A FAMILY OF REDSHITE WEIRDO'S. THE DAD IS
A 'MIME ARTIST". I'VE FOUND OUT HOW TO ANNOY HIM,....I
JUST PLAY BLANK TAPES AT FULL BLAST....IT DRIVES THE BASTARD
MENTAL!!
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Blubber 346 - Andrew Bennett
New
look rafa beneathuz look a like Max (a.k.a Peter Kay)
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Blubber 345 - Weenid
Car Sticker used by Red Shites
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Blubber 344 - P
Seems that Henry is everywhere.
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Blubber 343 - Joan
A
KOPITE GETS A JOB ON A BUILDING SITE, AS A SCAFFOLDER. FIRST
DAY AT WORK, HE LOSES HIS FOOTING, AND CRASHES TO THE GROUND,
CATCHING HIS HEAD ON THE CEMENT MIXER ON THE WAY DOWN, AND COMPLETELY
SEVERING HIS RIGHT EAR. THE REST OF THE LADS CALL AN AMBULANE,
AND GATHER ROUND THE REDSHITE, WHO IS NOW SCREAMING LIKE A BABY.
"FIND ME EAR" HE HOWLS AT THE LADS "THEY CAN
SEW IT BACK ON IN CASUALTY". A LITTLE BRICKIE FROM HUYTON,
SCRAMBLES ROUND IN THE RUBBLE, AND COMES UP WITH THE SEVERED
EAR. "HERE IT IS" HE YELLS, WAVING THE CRUSHED AND
BLEEDING THING IN THE REDSHITES FACE. "THATS NOT MINE YA
DICKHEAD" CRIES THE REDSHITE "MINE HAD A LAMBERT AND
BUTLER BEHIND IT".
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Blubber 342 - Adam
* How long does it take for a red to have a
shit?
Nine months!!!
* Whats the difference between a cactus an Anfield?
On a cactus the pricks are on the outside!!!
*What did stevie g's bird's left leg say to her right?
Nothing, they've never met!!!
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Blubber 341 - Lewis
As
we all know, Liverpool fans are notoriously thick. However this
one just takes the biscuit. Last week, an RS 'friend' of mine
(who only decided to support the shite after they won the champions
league 2years ago) came up with this....all by himself!!!!
he said: 'Y'know Everton are the 3rd best team in Liverpool,
straight after Liverpool, Liverpool Reserves.....and Wigan'
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Blubber 340 - Dan
Hi
Bluekipper, love the site, please can you show this pic of my
Italian friend Paulo, he is currently at university with me
in Buckinghamshire. He is a Milan fan and went to Athens. He
wore this shirt as he hates the shite. Please can you put it
on the site. Cheers.
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