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Blue
Blubber 356 -
Peter.
Redshite vasectomy
After
having their 11th child, a Redshite couple decided that was
enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they
weren't strong enough to nick one.
The
husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife
didn't want to have any more children.
The
doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive.
A
less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light
it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.
The
Redshite said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in
a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust
me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So
the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3,
4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs so he could
continue
counting on his other hand.
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