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page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at
the expense of the redshite. Court Ruling. A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to chose who should have custody of him. Custody was yesterday granted to Liverpool football club as the boy firmly believes that the redshite are not capable of beating anyone! Blue Blubber 74 - The Golden Vision (courtesy of VIZ)
Blue Blubber 73 - Sausage RAPE
ALLEGATION - LATEST Blue Blubber 72 - Derek Rothwell
Blue
Blubber 71 - Michael
Chaderton. (20/04/03)
Blue Blubber 70 - Mark Cowin David
Blaine in the box........doing nothing.........whats the big fucking
deal? Blue Blubber 69- Steve Jackson Please
find enclosed a quality picture of a typical reds piece of handy work.
Blue Blubber 68 - Derek Rothwell Inspector
Clueless was visiting Davie Moyes at the training ground one day,
and he asked Dave how he managed to keep his players so sharp. Next
day, Hoops calls Emiley Heskey over and asks the same question. Gerrard
says, "that’s easy oh great falling over person - it's me". Blue
Blubber 67 - Tony Green (Maybe this is an omen?) Blue Blubber 66 - Terry Holloway With
less than six weeks to go before the start of the season, newly rich Pressed
for a comment on the breaking news, Abramovich was quick to set the Blue Blubber 65 - Mitch Murphy
Blue Blubber 64 - P A group of Redshite "Fans" down in Cornwall no doubt were watchin the shite getiin beat down the local pub when the tv started to go funny. Not wanting to miss any of the match the landlord duly smacked the side of the tv and Heskey fell over!! Blue
Blubber 63 - Ian Shepherd
On a tour of England the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the north west coast. His 4 x 4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the goldensands when there was an enormous commotion. They rushed to see what it was and upon approaching the scene the Pope noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man wearing a redshite shirt, struggling to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark !!! At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Everton tops roared into view. Spontaneously, one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into it's ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled the redshite fan from the water and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi - concious man into the boat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the shore.............. It was the Pope, summoning them to the beach. Upon reaching land, the Pope went into raptures about the rescue and said "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I'd heard there were racist, xenophobic people trying to divide the people of Britain but now I have seen with my own eyes this is not true". "I can see your society is a truly enlightened example of tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations". He blessed them all and drove off. As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others "Who was that ?!" "That," one answered "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom" "Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows fuck all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up or do we need to get another one???" Blue Blubber 62 - Paul Rimmer GIRL'S
DIARY Blue Blubber 61 - Andrew Pamphilon
However,
after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were
able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their
trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could
be released after receiving just 20 lashs each of the whip. As they
were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your The
Man U fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought
about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to
my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
before the whip went through. The Manc had to be carried away bleeding
and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The redshite was
next up and after watching the scene, The Evertonian was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and true football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The Toffeeman replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks. "Please tie the redshite to my back!!!" Blue Blubber 60 - Lainy Whats
the difference between the redshite and a bucket of shite? Blue Blubber 59 - Robbie G The shite have offered Heskey to West Ham for Cole. Brooking asked how many bags of coal, and could they pay in instalments! Connection
between Heskey and a plate of oysters? Blue Blubber 58 - Sausage Owen
& Rooney slip off to the local brothel in La Manga. Settling down
inside they are slidled up to by the sexy young ladies of the night.
Blue Blubber 57 - Colin Drury The
Redshite decide to take themselves off to Saudi Arabia for an end
of season training camp. While the players are losing all their money
to Owen in a card school Frogeyes and Pinnochio are being shown around
the camp by their host Abdula. At the end of the tour of the camp
Frogeyes spots a blue shed in the corner and say's "Abdula you've
shown us around the entire camp but you have not told us what is in
the blue shed" Blue Blubber 56 - Belfast Tony Gerard
Houllier walks into the shite's dressing room after another defeat
in the last game at Chelsea on Sunday. Blue Blubber 55 - Phil Roberts (with belated 'thanks') The shite have offered £12m to Blackburn for Damien Duff or £13m plus Heskey! Blue Blubber 54 - Vince Keating A
bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and
thinks to himself, Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Blue Blubber 53 - Lil' Chris (Widnes School) Whats
the difference between the kop and a hedgehog? Blue Blubber 52 - Lesley Ball David
Moyers, Wayne Rooney (God) and Gerard Houllier are on board a airplane
thats going to crash, but there's only two parachutes. Blue Blubber 51 - Bob Singleton Some
years ago, a sultan who had six children, all girls, began to despair
as he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally
presented him with a son and heir. Just before his son's sixth birthday,
the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud
of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied,
"Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane." Not wanting
to do anything by halves, his father bought him American Airlines.
Just before his son's seventh birthday,the Sultan took him to one
side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall
get for you." Click here for More Blue Blubber Got a joke about the redshite e-mail Blue Blubber |
