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This page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at the expense of the redshite. If you know a good joke, a tall tale or a good story then e-mail it to us at Blue Blubber. Blue Blubber 200 (Gary Mckeefery & Mark Bayliss)
Attacted is a picture of our redshite mate, who fell asleep after the England game. As we allways though he is a closet blue. Just saw this sports headline on MSN UK homepage today. "Rooney ups the ante". I thought he always did the granny.
Spotted in Bangkok......The RS Team Coach!
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then 'control panel' then 'speech'. Blue Blubber 196 (Paul / South Africa) Crouch the Giraffe, Scores at Last
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Blue Blubber 191 (Potato Nostrils) EVERTON SOUTH PARK STYLE Blue Blubber 190 (Jimmy McCracken, Producer of The Billy Butler Show, BBC Radio Merseyside) As well as his afternoon show, BBC Radio Merseyside's legendary broadcaster and life long Blue Billy Butler, presents a Saturday morning show from 9.30 till noon each week. Last weekend, Liverpool Fc were at home to Manchester United in the FA Cup with a kick off at 12.30pm. The powers that be here at the station decided to start the sports show at 11.30am in order to build up to the kick off, thereby robbing Billy of 30 mins of his show. Billy decided to make something of this and in addittion to moaning on air all week, on Saturday morning he got local impressionist Leslie Gibson to come on air, posing as United manager Sir Alex Ferguson to say that he and the United team were all big fans of Billy's Saturday show, called "They're off", and in protest at Billy losing 30 mins of the programme, they had all decided not to turn up at Anfield, and therefore the match would have to be called off.
Sir Alex also said that when Gary Neville had misbehaved at a recent United - Liverpool game, when he celebrated in front of Liverpool fans, the manager had banned him from listening to Billy for two weeks, which left the player fuming. Frank Bruno then came on to voice his anger, saying he would have to spend that afternoon cooking burgers on his George Foreman grill, except that the grill kept singing I`m leaning on a lampost. Later Gibson returned, this time as Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez to say he supported Sir Alex fully and that his team were refusing to play also, therefore the game would have to be called off, leaving Billy to reclaim his lost 30 mins. Indeed, he had instructed the Anfield PA system to broadcast Billy's show to the crowd already present at the ground. Then Coronation Street character Kevin Webster came on, saying he was gutted that Billy was losing half an hour. He said his kids Sophie and Rosie had cancelled their ice skating especially to listen and in protest he would be doing no MOTs at his garage for a week. Gibson was excellent. Just after 11 o'clock we said we'd had a phone call from FA supremo Brian Barwick, saying he'd instructed both teams they had to play, therefore the game was on, and Billy had to go at 11.30am. But no sooner had we done that, than our sports reporter phoned from Anfiled, sounding a bit concerned. He told me that the Liverpool switchboard board had received " hundreds of calls " from people saying Radio Merseyside were saying the match was off. I supressed my laughter, and told him not to worry. We finished at 11.30am, as we always intended to. Clearly Gibsons impressions were so good that some people really thought it was Sir Alex and Rafa, Frank and Kevin. I'm sure Liverpool Fc saw the funny side. As if anybody would believe anything Billy Butler says ……anyway, it wasn't us who said the match was off……it was Alex Ferguson !!! (25/02/06) Blue
Blubber 189 Sinama Pongolle says: "I have been here three years and always when I go out in Liverpool I meet Everton fans. Everywhere I go, everyone I meet is an Everton fan. The bigger part of people in Liverpool are Everton fans. Liverpool fans come from everywhere in the world." When you go to Goodison it is only Liverpool people. The Everton people I met would always talk to me, mostly about the derby. Those fans are good to me. We speak and joke. They love it. That is why I love English football." (13/02/06) Cheers Sinama, for putting the record straight, come on you Blues, The Peoples Club A cheeky Chelsea mascot makes redshite s gerrard look a knob 'ed. The kid goes to shake hands with him but does the old thumb on the nose and waggle yer fingers trick. Not only that but the kid then winks at him. Fuckin brilliant. (07/02/06) Click here chelsea mascot Blue Blubber 187 (Joe)
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Blue Blubber 179 (Tom) Gary Glitter is facing a firing squad, and he is asked if he has one last request. He replies, " Yes. I want Peter Crouch to fire the weapon " Blue Blubber 178 (Phil, Andy & Stew)
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Blue Blubber 176 (Phil Hughes) Bird flu has broken out in Liverpool this morning as 10,000 redshite fans are feeling sick as parrots. It has been reported that they got it from some Eagles!! Blue Blubber 175 (Paul)
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