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There she blows!

This page is for all you Evertonians who enjoy wry smile, even if it is at the expense of the redshite. If you know a good joke, a tall tale or a good story then e-mail it to us at Blue Blubber.

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Blue Blubber 223 - Following the Derby defeat rafa beneathus has changed his phone from 02 to 03. (Chris)

Blue Blubber 222 - 3-0 Against The Pinkees. (Graham Johnston)

This is from the Derby Day Massacre a few weeks ago. It was taken at half-time in a Czech bar in Saigon and my redshite mate isn’t too unhappy as he knows it could’ve been 3 or 4 already.


Blue Blubber 221 - AJ Launches Pop Career (Tozzles)

Apparently it got to number 3 in the charts


Blue Blubber 220 - Anyone Know this kid's name? (Cookie)

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3930/everton3pool0kidmw4.gif


Blue Blubber 219 - A movie by Swardfish (Ivan Jan)

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1617889


Blue Blubber 218 - Heres a little gem I uncovered. (Ricky)

http://www.spudsite.com/aj.swf


Blue Blubber 217 - Urban Dictionary: kopite (David Flanagan)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kopite


Blue Blubber 216 - Pepe The Clown - Benny Hill Style (Joe)

After the drubbing at the hands of the Super Toffees, the redshite have relaunched their official website!

http://liverpooldobennyhill.ytmnd.com/


Blue Blubber 215- Celebrate The AJ Way


Blue Blubber 215- Updated shiteTeam

Updated shite team, with Krusty the Clown in the sticks, and some odd looking bloke as Rafa the Gaffa

Kris Everton Western Orstraylia (11/09/06)


Blue Blubber 214 - Alan. N-L-W Blue

I spotted Peter Crouch at a Lancs cricket match on Thursday. He's shite at cricket too!



Blue Blubber 213 - Alan

If only they had this one in monopoly.


Blue Blubber 212 - Kenny Evans

This is a true story and you can try it out if you don't believe me. If you type in the word Kopite into microsoft word it comes up with not known (no surprise there) The suggestion word they throw up is opiate. Opiate :-noun, drug containing opium used to induce sleep or deaden pain. So there you have it, what we've known for years.


Blue Blubber 211 - Andy Higham & Matty age 12 (Ugly Look-A-Likes)

Place your curser over the photos to reveal the gobshite.


Plug

Silly Walks

Timmy

Stinky

Blue Blubber 210 - Jnia80

The U.S have decided when they finally catch Bin Laden they are goin to put him and Saddam in a place were they can't cause no harm to anyone, upfront for the shite.


Blue Blubber 209 - Dave

Duncan McKenzie when he first left Everton went to work for a new newspaper the Today. One of his first assignments was to cover the Blue V Shite game.

After going in to see the blue boys he felt obliged, now as a impartial journalist, to go into the shite dressing room. In there he observed something:

Dalgleish was talking to Ian Rush and Moran was talking to John Barnes. After a few minutes Moran came over and said to Dalgleish that Barnes wasn't playing if he didn't get a cortisone injection - to which Rush relies "How come he gets a cortisone injection and I only get a Porsche 911".


Blue Blubber 208 - Albert Ravey

VISITORS TO THE ISLE OF MAN ARE ALWAYS IMPRESSED BY THE LOVELY STATUE OF THIS ENGLAND AND REDSHITE "HERO" JUST OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT

 

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Blue Blubber 207 - Spencer Bishop

Thought you might be interested in a brilliant conversation I had in the pub last night. I think it might have been my girlfriend applying to
become "the one"! It went like this: My girlfriend and I were at the bar talking to a guy we know called Fran who is a big liverpool fan.

Me: "I wouldn't watch liverpool play if they were in my back garden"

Fran: "I wouldn't watch Everton if you gave me 1 thousand pounds."

Me: "I'd watch liverpool for 1 thousand pounds but i'd spend the whole time at the bar drinking beer and would then urinate over various bits of anfield."

My girlfriend: (to Fran): "would you go and watch the mersey derby if you had the chance but sit with the Everton fans?"

Fran: "I'd never sit with the scum."

My girlfriend: "The scum? I thought you said you were a liverpool fan. You sit with the scum every week."

GOOD GIRL!!!!! She might be a Wolves fan but she's got the right idea. That's my girl!!! Keep up the good work. Great site.


Blue Blubber 206

Exclusive photo to bluekipper of the shite squad assembling back at Melwood this morning for pre season training. Thanks to Emma who was quick on the ball, catching the shite players as she drove past the shite's training ground on her way to work. Robbie Fowler can clearly be seen on the right, and it is kind of Alonso to be giving a Cisse a ride on his bike due to his gammy leg. (03/07/06)


Blue Blubber 204 - Tony (Des)

Jason McAteer in his 06 plate Aston Martin having had a meal at Piccolino Restaurant, Cook Street in town on sun 25th June around 9pm. He had to call the AA for assistance. He was with Sarah Jayne Dunn aka Mandy Hutchinson from Hollyoaks. He was not at all happy with his latest model !!! Neither was she... He was still outside at 11pm. Regards


Blue Blubber 203 - the new RS Away shirt I found in disneyland, once a mickey mouse club.... (Barry)


Blue Blubber 202 - Dog Shit (Paul Cain)


Blue Blubber 201 - What The Fuck Was He Doing? (Matt Slade With Additions By Cliff Hughes)


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