Blue
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Blue
Blubber 237 - Jonesy
Proof, If It Was Ever Needed Of The shite's Freak Like Squad
(18/10/06)
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Blubber 236 -J Scotland
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Shite
fans find novel new ways of transport, when it comes to getting
over to Analfield for their home games. Proof if any were
needed that going into Analfield damages your health, look
at the minty bastards feet.
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Blue Blubber 235 -John
Griffin, Aintree
The
new Analfield Stadium will be built in conjunction with lane
widening schemes on the M1, M3, M4 and M5, to ease congestion
at future home games, a Government Spokesman today confirmed.
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Blue Blubber 235 - Alan Wynne.
I'm
not sure if Rafa will be happy with Robbie Fowler after the
two week break. (10/10/06)
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Blue Blubber 234 - Phill Conway and loads of others.
Dick
Shite, the kopite modelling the new red shite away kit.
(10/10/06) |
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Blue Blubber 233 - Alan Wynne
New
merchandise spotted in the shite shop. (10/10/06)
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Blubber 232 - Something About Stevie
What
on earth was Stevie G Laaa doing with his barnet for Saturdays
bore draw against Macedonia. Was he doing something he should
not have been doing before the game, as I thought they banned
all them naughty antics pre match. Place the cursor over the
picture to see who he looks like. Thanks to Gary in Wavertree
for pointing this out to us. (08/10/06) |
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Blue
Blubber 231 - Deano
Ask
Him?
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Blue
Blubber 230 - Jay
Separated
At Birth.
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Move
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Blue
Blubber 229 - Tom Davies
I
was in town the other day and unfortunately had to walk past
the Liverpoolfc shop, as I walked past the window I noticed
their new best-seller. Just thought I'd send you a pic of it,
enjoy!!!
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Blue
Blubber 228 - Deano
What
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Blue
Blubber 227 - Syilly
On
the flicks this weekend |
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Blue
Blubber 226 - Thomas Ainsworth
The
shite were planting spuds around the pitch at analfield. It's the
only thing they'll b lifting this season.
Blue
Blubber 225 - Mikel Valentine
I
have to tell you about this.
I like many other Evertonians from time to time, have to speak with
Shite supporters about football. The other day, during my lunch break,
I toddled off to the bank to get some cash for the Watford game. The
queue at the machine as always was longer than it needed to be, so
I went inside to make my withdrawal. I was waiting patiently in line
when in front of me I over-heard this Shite supporter say to his colleague
"Oh Denny, I've not missed a game in 5 years!''. I have to admit
I thought he was talking about Rugby League as his accent wasn't local,
(I sure you get my drift) but then I heard the words "Our Stevie
G". My state of revulsion was only tempered as I thought to myself
- hang-on, fairs fair, a genuine Shite supporter, a rarity indeed!
Five long minutes passed, listening to this Arsehole droning on about
some of his greatest games - far to loud it my opinion, but then again
when are they not! Sorry folks this is taking far longer than it should,
so I said to him quite innocently with no angst in my voice...
"Where's your season ticket for?"...a vacant look came across
his face.
"Sorry what?" he said.
I tried another tact "What part of Anfield is your season ticket
for or do you pay for each game separately?"
He snapped, "I don't get what you mean!" I was getting tired
now.
I said, "You told your friend you hadn't missed a game in five
years', so I'm asking you, where in the ground you sit?" I really
didn't care, but I'd dug a hole by now.............I needed a doctor!
"Oh no, no, I don't travel to the ground." I was now really
confused, I needed an ambulance.
So I retorted. "How can you have seen every game in the last
five years, if you don't travel to the ground?"
Are you ready???????????
"Oh, in the pub on that Arabian Channel or on Sky on my plasma
at home!"
I KID YOU NOT!
Please tell BK if you can beat this incredulous ARSEHOLE! I'm sure
someone can!
Blue
Blubber 224 - Lisa Jones
A
primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that
she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands
it they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise
and says: "Mary, Why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool
fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Chelsea fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a
Chelsea fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from the West
London, and my mum is a Chelsea fan and my dad is a Chelsea fan, I'm
a Chelsea fan too'
"Well,"
said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you
to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all
of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a
drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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