Blue Blubber 252 - Ged McKane

Shites Kit Next Year

Blue Blubber 251 - Mike Smith

The shite have announced details of how they keep the pitch at Analfield so green. Apparently every week they put millions of pounds worth of shit onto it. Seems to do the trick !!

Blue Blubber 250 - Tom Jones (It Not Unusual)

There will be no trains running on Saturday evening between Lime Street Station and Walton Lane, due to a massive points failure at Analfield !!

Blue Blubber 249 - Phil Roberts

Q: Why are the Sh*te like a nerdy husband?

A: 'cos they can't score when they are away from home.

Blue Blubber 247 - Poll-Axed. Stuart Green

Blue Blubber 246 - No Virgins at Analfield

Virgin Boss Richard Branson has denied interest in sponsoring the shite. He does not think it is appropriate for them to have Virgin on their shirts, as they always get fucked when they are away from home.

Best Everton site by a mile, thanks lads keep it up (John Griffin)

Blue Blubber 244 - Ed Newcastle.

Thought you'd be interested in this story about how you know that you've found the perfect woman in your life. She and I were sat watching a programme on TV about the amazing similarity between chimpanzees and humans. One of the revelations was that humans share with chimps something like 99.4% of our DNA. On hearing this my girlfriend spluttered into her tea.

"Bloody hell!" she says, "Craig Bellamy can't have more than 90%"

I nodded sagely and wondered. What have I done to deserve such a wonderful woman.

Great site lads. Brightens up my day.

Blue Blubber 243 - Neil, Dublin

Further proof that kopites are gobsh1tes.

Blue Blubber 239 - mercer_88

Whilst studying some old archive photographs of much respected physicist Albert Einstein I came across this red-handed evidence that he was a blue through and through...Seems Mr. Einstein took to supporting our club whilst investigating Liverpudlian idiots, and noticed a correlation between idiocy, and the colour shirt they wear.

Enjoy.