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* Ferguson to Bent: "It's alright Marcus, I'll let you clean my boots next season" Matty. (17/01/05)

* Bent to Dunc: "I'm taller and better, now fuck off. " Jack McDowell. (17/01/05)

* Marcus to Dunc: "Ignore him! He won't get a game unlike you big man. I'll be your partner next season. Moyes wants a younger version of the bruise brothers!" Lyricistazzy. (17/01/05)

* Bent to Ferguson: " Oi Dunc, how weird! Not only does my number equal your weekly salary, but also the amount of games you miss a season... still once a blue always a blue........ Ray Brown. (17/01/05)

* Bent to Ferguson: "Sorry Dunc , I meant I know you earn 1000 times my number per week, calm down will yer.. you're still gonna
miss 38 games. Ray Brown. (17/01/05)

* "look here Fergie, if you want to strangle this twat you'll have to get to the back of the queue." Mick. (09/08/04)

* "Wot's up, played a bit and wanna get home to ya pigeons big man?" David Campbell. (09/08/04)

* Marcus says to Dunc: ' Oi Dunc I know the fuckin kraut tried to nick your elbow but at least he aint in yer house. Rick Fleming. (09/08/04)

Bent to Dunc: "I'm taller and better, now fuck off. Jack. (09/08/04)

* Tommy says: "Oi, Dunc, grab the German cunt round the face and make him look like Mo off The Simpsons!" Chipolata. (09/08/04)

* 'Hi I'm Bent, I like big naughty boy' Gav Davies. (09/08/04)

* Bent says: ''Leave him Dunc. I'll drop the little German shithouse!!'' Jenod (manc blue). (09/08/04)

* Bent tell's dunc "Quit now. I'm having your shirt." Kev. (09/08/04)

* Why's Carsley gotta part time job as ref? James. (09/08/04)

* Ferguson breaks up fight over comb. Dave. (09/08/04)

* Dunc says: "Oy, mate. That's not how you grab his neck. Let me show ya'." Thorgoth The Dark Knight. (09/08/04)

* Bent says: "No no Dunc.............I'll throttle the little tw#t......" Ian Bulmer. (09/08/04)

* Ferguson to Bent "Calm down Marcus, let me talk to Paul Gregg about a new contract for next season" Ralph Wynne (05/08/04)

* "No Duncan... Freund isn't Bent.... I'm Bent!" Allan Broad - Amsterdam Blue. (05/08/04)

* Bent says: "Hang on Dunc, I want to twat him first!" Dave Vivyan (05/08/04)

* Bent says: "You best give me your shirt now, I'll be wearing it next season! Mickey needs a new striker for the nationwide. " Neil Tompsett. (05/08/04)

* Bent says: "You're getting paid more grand a week than my shirt number!" Keith. (05/08/04)

* Bent says: "Give us the arm band. I'm gonna be Everton captain next season" Tommy (05/08/04)