* Mmmm, Suits You Sir, Is It a Nice Fit, Big Man (Mike 05/02/05)

* Benty:" My mate Steffan, told me to bide my time before I got you. Take that you fucker" (Iain K 05/02/05)

* Benty: "Big, you don't know the real meaning of the word big"

(Chris 05/02/05)

* Benty to Big Dunc: "Up the bum no harm done" Andystripeefc (06/02/05)

* Benty: "that's it Dunc, I can see you're gettin into it with that bulge in your pants, mmm, I love you" Danny Dunne (06/02/05)

* Bent- "Remember this from Barlinnie"! Joe, Dublin (06/02/05)

* Big Dunc: "Get off Me. Bad enough one of us has got bent on there back." Ged. (06/02/05)

* Bent: "Someone help us with this cardboard cut out of Big Dunc, stick 'em all over the pitch and the opposition 'll be terrified." Ronnie King (06/02/05)

* Hey Dunc, Bent by name Bent by nature....... You know you like it from behind don't you Big man....... Nikki (06/02/05)

* Fearless Marcus Bent saves the world from the Attack of the Tommy Cooper Robots. Mike W (06/02/05)

* Bent: Look out Dunc, there's somnething red down there you nearly stepped in. Lee V (06/02/05)

* Bent to Fergie: " Is this is what moysie means when he says he wants someone to play in the hole" Jonathan (05/02/05)

* DUNCAN:"Oi Benty stop it. Me wifes watchin. And were on tv " (Tim 07/02/05)

* How dose that fit , have I hit the back of the net ! (Mike 07/02/05)

* Dunc to Bent "Fuckin Hell Marcus this isnt how we celebrate in Scotland" (David, Norris Green 05/02/05)

* Dunc: Ahhh nice one Benty, you clicked it back into place. (Danny 07/02/05)

* Come on Dunc you'll soon get the hang of this line dancing Paul (07/02/05)

* Dunc thinks “I thought that the only thing Bent about him was his name” Ste (08/02/05)

* Come on Mate don't be tight, give us a leg up! (Sarah B 07/2/05)

* Dunc: "You know, Marcus, in our profession it's very easy to get caught in compromising positions." Keith (08/02/05)

He's Bent and he knows he is' (David 05/02/05)

* Benty:"My mates lied when they said scots were tight" Barry Dreckmann (08/02/05)

* Jaysis, is that where you keep your pigeons , Barry, Dublin (08/02/05)

* Bent: "Choo, Choo, Chooooo, Come on and do the conga, Choo, Choo, Choooo a train across the floor!!!"

* Duncan: "It's no Feckin' Hogmany Man. Ye Feckin' Poof.!! (Andy 08/02/05)

* Bent over, ah think ah know ye'. Is that a haggis in your keks, or are ye' just glad to see me big man? (Kris 11/02/05)

* Look Dunc I know your not used to being here at the end of a game but walk off like the rest of us! Mark Burton (11/02/05)

* BIG DUNC: "You have had your go now it is my turn" Mike (11/02/05)

* Benty and Big Dunc say " thanks blue kipper for helping us come out of the closet! " Ronnie (11/02/05)

* Ok so where did the other thumb come from dunc. Richard Heaybourne (11/02/05)