* Go On Alex, Fuck Off, I'm The Daddy Now ! (Mike, Aintree, 22/04/05)

* Moyesy To Ref: There's an arm growing out of the back your neck, do you want the St. Johns Ambulance to have a look at it. (Chris 22/04/05)

* Ref to Moyes; "There' your taxi for that has been Ferguson."
Sir Moyes; "I said it's for Alex, not Duncan!" Theboymarshall (23/04/05)

* You can stick your dwarf and the fat fucker between us but if you want o bring it on, DO IT! Brennan Blue (23/04/05)

* Fuck me Alex you look like Plug from The Bash Street Kids Tommy, Lincoln (23/04/05)

* Ferguson to Moyes: 'You said the useless fat twat was worth 20mill you robbing b*****d' Brian (23/04/05)

* Davey is saying "The next time Rio goes missing from a drug test you'll know where to find him, IN DUNCANS POCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ian. (23/04/05)

* Moysey to Ferguson............... 'maybe its the weak referee that missed that obvious goal when you played Spurs, you shit stairing bastard' Garlo the blue (23/04/05)

* Ferguson to Moyes 'Moyesie you bastard! I spent £30 million because I heard you had some teenage superstar coming through the ranks, you sold me the wrong f**king kid. Rooney's shite!' Dan Mortimer (23/04/05)

* MOYES SAYS TO FERGIE: "ITS YOU'RE FAULT ALEX I TOLD YOU HE WASNT WORTH £30 MILLION". ROBBO-BIRKENHEAD (23/04/05)

* "Get lost Alex and take your midget assistant with ya!" David, Runcorn (22/04/05)

* Pick up your toys and fuck off home ! Duncan Birkbeck (23/04/05)

* Do me a favour Taggart and fuck off we all know who ate all your pies!! Gary (23/04/05)

* Moyesy To Alex "You can shove your wayne rooney up your Arse" David, Norris Green (23/04/05)

* Fergie says, "We were robbed"

Moyesy says, "Damn right!You should have used the 30 million to buy Dunc you daft twat!" Moyesy then laughs all the way to the bank on his way to Europe!

In an attempt to calm the situation Moysey says," I'll give you 50p for Rio" Neil (23/04/05)

* I'm NOT fucken' selling you James Vaughan, and that's that ye twat. Aye, an have another look at the scoreboard will ye. Kris (23/04/05)

* It's not worth it mate, he lost the ability to
understand what's going on around him age's ago. Lee Clark (23/04/05)

* "No I don't want the greedy fat fuck back for a fiver, he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, thanks for the millions, we've got Ferguson the
true blue thanks. 1-0 ya red nosed prick...ha ha ha!! Lee (23/04/05)

* Moyes to fergie : Bet your sorry you wasted £30 million on that fat bastard
Fergie to Moyes : I know any chance you would swap us him for big dunc Liam (23/04/05)

* Hey Alex, is that 4 points out of 6 we've took off you this season!!! Easy, Easy!!! Blue Martin, HM Forces Northern Ireland (23/04/05)

* You can’t see the strings, but you can see the puppeteer’s hand sticking out of the ref’s neck. Bloody Thunderbird-wannabe can’t keep himself standing up straight! Mike (23/04/05)

* I've never watched taggart so how should i know who you are ! Niall (23/04/05)

* MOYES TO FOURTH OFFICIAL:"......I was just askin' Sir Redface where he got the pet dwarf......." Paul Daly (23/04/05)

* Moysey to ref: it will take more than you to stop me chining that manc cunt..... Paul, Cornwall (23/04/05)

* Sorry Sir Moyes, he seems to have touched you let me dust that off. J. Seargant (24/04/05)

* 1-0 you Manc bastard now F**k off with shrek, donkey and duck face!!!!!! James (24/04/05)

* Halsley to Moyes- "I know he's a doddery oul twat,but he'll fuck off next season". Joe (24/04/05)

* Sir moysey "no you cant have extra time until you score, and by the way ferdinand was so far away from dunc he could have been in rio now take ya prima donnas and do one. john, wakefeild blue (24/04/05)

* Moysey to Ferguson......... point that purpley nose at me again and i'll burst the fucker...!! Paul... Cornwall (24/04/05)

* David Moyes to (a stunned) Sir Alex: 'It's thanks to people like you that our City Council has decided to tax chewing gum. Every time you come here we have to pay the ground staff overtime just to clean up your technical area.' Anon (24/04/05)

* Moysey to Fergie: You will pick up that chewing gum wrapper you dropped last time you were here, loser!!!! Peter (24/04/05)

* Moyesey to Fergie: Ref isn't in your back pocket tonight eh Fergie. Ralph (24/04/05)

* Moysey to the manc alchy: Alex don't thing that fuckin umpa lumpa next to you will protect ya me and big dunc are gonna kick ya ass in the tunnel later. Roy (24/04/05)

* Fergie, I've got another 16 year old on the bench, you can have him for £30m, but we'll still kick your manc arse!" Slim-Sladey (24/04/05)

* fuckoff alex i made rooney what he is ya dick ed!!!! Shabbalad (24/04/05)

* Sir Alex: "Fffffff...flippin' heck Davie, you're team are brilliant!" Simon, Edinburgh (24/04/05)

* Moyes to Ferguson: "Shut your whinging gob, you tit, or I'll shut it for you!"

Halsey to Moyes: "Now Dave, it's not worth it. We all know he's a drunken has-been who just can't admit when he's been beaten.'' Steve Green, London, Ontario, Canada (24/04/05)

* Taggart to Moyesy- "Fuckin ell David c'mon, £150 mill and you still wont sell me Mikael, Tim and Big Dunc?"

Moyesy to Taggart- " Thats right, now Fuck Off" !!
Stewy King, Waterloo. (24/04/05)

* no we dont want the fat lad back u can keep him. Tony (24/04/05)

* Carlos: Shut up you two, i'm sinking ! Del Q Offaly Eire (24/04/05)

* Moyesy to Ferguson: "The circle is now complete, last time we met I was but an apprentice. Now
I am the master!!! Your powers are weak old man" Adam (27/04/05)

* Moyesy to Fergie: EASY EASY EASY YOU SHUTTTUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! Big Jon Raff (27/04/05)

* Moyesie To Taggart "Where's your life Taggart cause i want Duncan to go through her like he went through Rio, haha, bet she goes down easier than Ronaldo. Ciaran, Widnes (27/04/05)

* moyes to alex: excuse me alex why is there a dwarf standing next to you
alex to moyes: that's my assistant manager. Elaine (27/04/05)

* Dave to Ferguson: I hear that when that yank buys you up he's going to have the manager and training staff wear cheerleader uniforms on matchdays. Lee (27/04/05)

* Moyes to fergie: "If I could get my hands out these trackie bottoms i would rip your head off and NO we dont want Shrek back" Jamie Dempsey (27/04/05)