* Ok Christian, apology accepted!!! Mike. NDS. (06/07/06)

* The news Rooney received earlier that day, must have been a huge blow to his day! Jordan Mee. (07/06/06)

* OH YES RONY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. GEOFF BRADLEY, OLD SWAN. (06/06/06 )

* "he said no, he said no, he said no ...." Helen and Emma. (16/04/06)

* "elma! oh elma!" 'Oh sorry Ronnie I thought you were my granny!'" from Macca. (08/02/06)

* Just close your eyes and think of 92 Aigburth Road. Spud (26/01/06)

* I'm a little ummm T-pot, whoar short and stout, here's my oh yeah baby handle, here's my... Stevey Boy / Notts. (22/12/05)

* I hope you don'y swallow like Fergie swallows defeat? Liam Regan / Kendal. (22/12/05)

* United title hopes are blown by Ronaldo! Matt Slade. (22/12/05)

* I have Always said the Mancs go down easy. Jamie Dempsey / New Brighton. (22/12/05)

* Must run in the family. ye nan was good aswell!!! xx cahills biggest fan xx (22/12/05)

* Wayne promised him a lollypop. Andrew P. (22/12/05)

* That garlic doesn't half sting. David Moore. (22/12/05)

When sir Alex said I'd get pulled off in the second half I didn't expect this. Migs / Rainhill. (22/12/05)

* Now, what happened next in that scene in 'Cross Of Iron'? ......Oh, heck!" Doug. (22/12/05)

* The Granny in the brothel does it better than you Christine. David Kenny. (22/12/05)

* Go on then Ronny, you can take the next free-kick! Pete / Bolton. (22/12/05)

This is why I came to united. Darren "pidgeon"Atherton. (22/12/05)

* 20 quid more if you swallow!! Roy. (22/12/05)

* When I asked if u can do any other trix Ron, I didn't mean... Stevey Boy / Notts (22/12/05)

* Here's shrek and donkey on another whirlwind adventure. Jus Morris (17/12/05)

* That's not what I meant when I said "Go down in the box" Toffeeman (17/12/05)

* And you said this was Portuguese for well played? Kristian Boyce / Wisconsin USA (17/12/05)

* When I said I wanted handsfree, I didn't mean that you knobhead! Martin O'Shea (17/12/05)

* United’s young stars deny that their recent drop in form is due to consecutive BLOW OUTS !! Tony Bilbie (17/12/05)

* This Christmas the must have toy is a blow up Shrek! Steve / Wigan (17/12/05)

* Look no hands. Sean Avery (17/12/05)

* Put that wig on an the dress I got you. You will look like my Nan then. Michael (17/12/05)

* You have exceptional ball control for a young man. Paul (17/12/05)

* You are a bit young for me. Got any older Brothers? Steve Whelan / NN BLUE (17/12/05)

* "Oh my word Christian - when did you get your tongue pierced?" Tony Spear (17/12/05)

* Fukkin'el Ron... I'd luv anudder go at dat 'back pass'!!! Stevey Boy / Notts (17/12/05)

* Seems like team spirit isn't the problem at united. Tony Davey (17/12/05)

* Now I know why people say you go down a lot! Blue Andy / Norway (17/12/05)

* Not as good as that Granny in the Grafton. Paul / Maghull (17/12/05)

* Hey roon, where is it? I can't see. I'm lookin everywhere here. Mike Barnes (17/12/05)

* That’s not as good as ya nans but it’ll do!!! Its better than me fat bird. Garry Dobson (17/12/05)

* Look my fat English friend no hands. Was it better with my teeth in? blue bob & mad dog morris / Carlisle blues (17/12/05)

* Can you see it? it is there somewhere. Mark / Birkenhead (17/12/05)

* For Fecks sake Christiano your teeth are cutting me to shreds. SEANY R. / BELFAST (17/12/05)

* " OOHH that's good - now put the granny mask back on luv" Derek Dolan / Tullamore (17/12/05)

* Cheers Ronnie , I had to give Coleen a platinum gold card to get one of these! Sean / Thingwall (17/12/05)

* Now do it with your teeth in. Sco / SE London (17/12/05)

* Ronny, say something about your Pension Book, while your doing that !! Mike / Aintree (16/12/05)

* No, divvy, I said coming to United was a hard job !! Phil / Maghull (16/12/05)

* Can't you wait till we are off the pitch you Portuguese turd. Steve Mac (16/12/05)

* You'll have to teach Colleen that one. Keith M (16/12/05)