* Moyesy: "There's the door son, close it on the way out ! (Ste, Ellesmere Blue)

* Joey: But Boss I only want 40 grand a week, how on earth can I survive on anything less. Have you ever been in a round with Dunc (Joey Mac, Aintree)

* Moyesy: I remember, Franny Jeffers moving to the Arse, enjoy !! (Tony Harris)

*For Ever at Everton or on your Arse at Arsenal - Your Choice Joey! (Allan - Amsterdam)

* You can go as soon as soon as you've taught Naysmith how to defend ! (Bellefield)

* Moyesy: "So.... U need to take the M62, M6, M42, M1, A1, A503, A1201, Right, straight over and you can't miss Highbury. If you do get lost wind your window down and follow the smell of garlic". (Ade, Stourport)

* Moyesy: "With your right arm and my left arm we could make a formidable teapot" (Camel Bowen)

* Moysey: "and take that Richard Wright with you when you go!" (Carl Hemel Hempstead)

* For fuck sake Joey lad I told ya to put the matching boots on. (Danny in Walton)

* "Sign the contract get a go of the drink son, it's that simple" (Dav Watts Wallasey)

* Moyes: If you stay at Goodison, you can have my lucozade (Imran Malik Dubai)

* Moyesy: Joey, it's dead easy to get there - jump on the M62 then get on the M6 and follow the signs, oh and for f**k sake make sure you take Richard Wright back there with you!! (John G)

* JOEY: Gaffer, I will stay if you get out of Daveys Arse and give me a game!

MOYESY: You can stay if you play in a zimma next season! (James, Chester)

* Wake me up, before you go go, don’t leave me hanging round like a Yobo!! (Lee Southern Blue )

* Moyes: “OK here’s the deal. Either sign the contract, or take this bottle and try and shove it up Dunc’s ass. There, not so difficult now is it?” (Mike, Liverpool)

* "Take this drink out to your Grandads, Stubbs and Weir, and when they retire you just might get a game. (Mike Kendrick)

* Gone on fuck off your French lesson is in 5 mins!!!! (Roy Coleman)

* Moyes: "Joey, you're a centre back, remember? Go play over there." (Steve Green, London, Canada)

* Moyesy, "now drink the rest of stubbsy and daveys slow potion, your too fast to start in our backline!!" (Andrew Taylor)

* Moysey to yobo ' you are to young and to fast lad, now go and get Stubbs' zimmer and be quick, he needs a piss!' (GU)

* Go On.. Fuck off.. and dont come crying to us when Pires is bumming you in the showers (Tom Rowe)

* Moyesy: "OK, so you've outsprinted Davey Weir. So could Steven Hawking. Now get back on there and show us just how good you really are". (Paul Turner)

* Moysey: I dont give a stuff how many F@!K ups you've made, Sign the damn thing or i'll shove it up your ar@e!!!
(Wayne Kingwell, Chester)

* Moyesy: "Yes I know that old guy in the middle is giving you stick for your positional sense, but he only means well son" (Norwegian Blue Andy)

* Moyesy: "Two more laps Joey and then you can play with his hair aswel" (Andy Fennell)

* Moysie says!! The 90 on ya boot's it to remind you to concentrate for 90 mins not 90 sec's. (Bobby Blue)

* I robbed the pack of lucozade's from that fella over there! Now you wouldnt get treatment like that at highbury. (cj)

*moyesy: you just look over there joey......(whilst i squirt this in ya face) (Danny Jones)

* Moyes. " If you go now, you might miss out on something big in the future........ I have a cunning plan ". Yobo. " Sounds good. What do you have in plan ". Moyes. " Eeerrrmm, don't know yet". (Davey boyblue)

* Can I pick that huge bogey (Colin Warrington blue)

* Yes Joey, there are great stadiums down there, but not over at Hackney Marshes on Wednesday afternoon !! Ask Richard ..(Ian)

* Listen Joey, we need you to nip to the chemist to get a nit comb for Alan. Woodsy can only keep scratching his head for him for so long. (Andy Roberts, Ormskirk)

*JOEY: BOSS, DAVIE AND ALAN WON'T LET ME HAVE A GO?
DAVIE: TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON HOLIDAY..... (JOHN STEVO, ORRELL)

* Moysey "Ok Joe, if you look over there... thats the end you'll be scoring at when you come back with the Arse next season. (Tony Kay, Bootle)

*u avin a laf you leave me with them 2 pensioners ye rite anyway you wont get a game for asnl because your not french (Mick Callaway)

* Davy Moyes to Joey "The idea Joey is to get the ball off the opposition and pass it to another blue (Ralph)

* I don't care if Richard Wright is in goal, you're playing! (Robbie Fox)