* Hey Moyes, how dare you suggest I am a nice man. Everyone knows I am an overpaid arrogant, hypocritical mercenary, like all my players. (Moff)

* He dived you Scottish so and so, I should know I watch Robben, Drogba, Ashley Cole and Joe Cole, do it every week. (Gary J)

* Hey you, get off my arse, only Roman is allowed to touch me like that. (Christoff)

* That's right Mr. Fourth Official...escort that wee Portuguese Turd to Specsavers...I hear they're still doing 2 for 1 !! (Tom Loughrey)

* "That lad AJ is just so good, why didn't I buy him in the summer !!" (Stevee J)

* I tink it rilly nice. Fort offishal touch my ass (Steve)

* Your right Mr. Moyes, we have no class, and especially no histor ! (Mike)

* Moyes - "Fuck off Mourinho, fuck off mourinho, fuck off mourinho, fuck off mourinho" (Paul)

* Knobhead, what is this knobhead you are calling me Moysie? (Martin)

* Moyes is saying, "Fuck off Mourino and take your team of diving twats with
you" (Woody)

* LIKE TO SEE YOU GET PAST BOULAHROUZ YOU PORTUGUESE TWAT ( LEE. )

* I'LL GET ME DAD. (Kebo)

* 'No David, no! An eighteen year old kid making his premiership debut can't really be ripping the arse out of my international, over paid centre backs!' (Greg)

* “Please keep holding me back ref.... That Scottish guy is gonna batter me if you let go”. (Gareth)

* That ginger geezer is making me poo my self tell him to stop looking at me or I will get my dad. (Dava)

* Jose: I’ll give you £10 million for a suck!

* Davie: I Know that’s how the red shite play but were Everton, we like females! Jose: “you straight bastards, this is scandolous!” (Ciaran)

* "OI Moyes have you been spying on our training sessions"
It looks like AJ has been watching my cheating diving scum....(tommy)

* "someone get that lads arm out my leg!" (Alex)

* Hey moyes, that anichebe is good. how about 10 magic beans and 30 million
pounds so he can warm up my seat and play a few reserve games. (Tom McGill)

* Moyes (sings to Mourinho): "Little man, you've had a busy day."(Keith)

* Moyes to Mourinho: "Go ahead, make my day." (Keith / York)

* Hey do you want to watch the replay jose big dunc in the bar.....(Bobby Morris / Carlisle)

* I will not buy this record, it is scratched! (Lars)

* Mourinho: Guess who I bumped into in specsavers yesterday

Moyes: Who

Mourinho: Everybody, I am blind as a fuckin' bat ! (Paul / Warrington)

* Look Moyes I've bought the forth offical to keep my seat warm. (Andy)

* Moyes'y: fuck i wish i had the bollocks to go and drop the nut on that foreign twat, sometimes i wish i never let big dunc go. (damo)


* OOOO I heard that u ginger ninja why you have to be so sneaky and talk bout
mother behind my back!! (Marsden)