* Bet you can't get it to turn at the end Diouf (Gary)

* That's the last time I take a swig from Cahill's Aussie Boomerang Water ! (Andy M)

* Big Dave gets the Party started by blowing on his large party blower!! (Si Harwood)

* God I feel sick" "What's wrong big Dave"said Moyes "I just caught a look at the Red Shite WAGS (Muirhead)

* Eventually, as the stupid Kopites just couldn’t find it, Big Davie had to reveal exactly where he’d hidden Steven Gerrard’s brain. (ManxMan)

* I should have finished this Ice Pop before the match (Kevin Jones)

* Sorry Walter, Im just not a swallower (Colin Tudor aka Number 9)

* 3 months I worked on that bloody Abyss movie, did'nt see a penny (Andy Hall)

* These chewies are too big. Dan

* I'm not going to swally it. Sue

* Nike sponsor everything nowadays. Ben

* The water here at analfield isnt the only shite thing. Adam

* Davey Weir found it hard at times to conceal his identity as The Iceman
from Xmen" (Andy)

* Spit down u fat Spanish waiter, Everton R not a small club! Craig A

* I don't know why there's all this fuss about players spitting on the pitch ..... "
(Bernie)

* Note to self: Must see the dentist (Brian)

* I've got me a tongue that's ten inches long, and i've learnt to breathe through me ears! (Allan - Amsterdam)

* "Shit, I forgot how cold it is in Scotland" (Gav)

* Kopite Water you say! . . .fuckin ‘orrible (Chris Watson)

* ....with all my might and all my flem i spit on u redshite. (Dave)

* Christ i will miss this place (Dave Maghull)

* Take that diouf yer dirty bastard - (Michael)

* "Hi,remember me.I used to be in V? (J,Dublin)

* Jar-Jar-Binks transfers away from Everton…(Mark)

* That pipes to far up my arse.…(Bob Morris Carlisle)

* I could do that with my spit when i was a kid. (Paul Mason)

* It’s so cold out here, I’m spitting icicles!! (Paul)

* ………now after stalking his prey, the lesser known Weir, launches his transparent tongue to capture his unsuspecting meal……..(Si Harwood)

* am no drinkin nae 70% vodka shite! (Smoke Dog)

* feck me , its feckin cold up here ! (ste egg)

* which one of you twats threw the icicle? (wayne)