* I told ya lads he sucks them in like a sumo (Peter Bradshaw in Australia)

* They call me Tiny, you should be the Fucking Maggot!! (Chris Lorraine)

* Put another shrimp on the bar b....! (GEO)

* I can see way Gemma Atikinson fu@ked you of for Marcus Bent (John)

* Thats right,you can scratch your own bollocks,twat (Swogger)

* Yobo..."Tiny, Rooney's up-front Ronny's filling in behind" (Ray CBTC)

* Always thought your were a big tart, now I definitely know you are!! (Mike Aintree)

* Hey Ossie he is one of those ladyboy's. (Moff)

* Sorry Ronny, I thought it was a piece of cotton! (Grizzler / Southport)

* G' day mate (Coff)

* Urgh the dirty get even dribbles in his kecks!! (Andy Creevy)

* Don't be soft lad, it's never as big as yobo's! his is even bigger from here!! (Big Dom)

* Where's Wayne? He alway's finishes it off for me. (Bill)

* Get yer hand off me arse or I’ll Gazza yer gonads. (Jim Parry. Crosby Blue)

* You dont need yer fingers Ron....just tweezers in your case sport (Julie)

* Yeh, just as I suspected, .............. a little twat !! (Detroitblue)

* "Be gentle with me" (CJ)

* Sorry, didn’t mean to touch you there…WHAT? YOU’RE A CHICK? Does the league know, Rhona? I always thought that you looked less like a man & more like a aging dyke”. (Oohntah)

* It's not the corner flag I'll be boxing when I score (Kris)

* Not me mate – save it for Rrooney (Mark)

* Your almost as little as Rooney you tart! (Mark Lee)

* Ronaldo: Who's Vinny Jones? Tim: Ask Gazza! (Keith)

* Hey Tiny there for my Wayne you cheeky boy....(blue bob & mad dog morris carlisle)

* "I can't feel anything" (Sam)

* Tim - "Just what i suspected- A big C**T" (Sean)

* Timmy- "GET YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY ARSE OR I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKIN BOLLOCKS OFF!!!" (Thomas Davies)

* Hey Ron, I know i've got a great arse and i know you're gay now get that thing away from me!"
(evertoniantoddy)

* Yobo in the background. “Blow ya whistle ref, I’m dying for a piss” (Si Watt / Walton)

* TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ARSE OR I’LL RIP YOUR KNOB OFF (Dom)

* “At least one of us is big Down Under” (Ed Mc)

* Quick put it away! I think somebody is watching” (Rob Shaw)