Blue Snapper

Walter says: "I sell you to the shite and this is how you repay me - settin me up with these 2 dogs." Hoogs. (10/04/02)

Walter; "need any instant injury or blood virus tablets arsehole?"
judas; "no thanks, i find falling over my wallet does the trick here!" Hedbord. (10/04/02)

Walter says: "Doesn't Abel Xavier look a twat!!" Dave. (10/04/02)

judas: "You have to laugh Wal, who'd have thought we'd both be sittin' here watchin' shite" Big Mac.(10/04/02)

I think Walter's saying, "Fuck me, we're both a right pair of c*nts aren't we?" Jonny. (10/04/02)

walter says: "Right the reuninion's all set up Nic...me,you, Franny and that funny geordie fellow. Daveed said he'd love to come but he's washin' his hair." pete gillespie. (10/04/02)

judas says: "just tell them united are after you and you'll double your cash walter ,it worked for me. Susan wileman. (10/04/02)

Walter says: "hey, watch we'll have these lot right up shit street in a couple a years!" Ste (Wigan) (10/04/02)

Walter: "We sure fucked that club up didn't we!" Big Dunc. (10/04/02)

walter: " Everton are better off without us pair of f**kwits "

judas " don' t for get abel sicknote " David JONES. (10/04/02)

Walter: "I'm telling you Nick, if you want to get ahead in football you have got to f**k the manager".
Judas: "Ok, but can Abel join in too?" simon birkett. (10/04/02)

Walter: "Disappointing isn't it!!!!" Paul Checkland. (10/04/02)

Walter: "How can u smile with all them splinters in your arse from sitting on the bench !!!" Dave Percival. (10/04/02)

Walter: " We must be as popular as two lepers in a cunting crisp factory!" david.m.ford. (10/04/02)

Walter: Now than I'm sacked I don't have to worry about us getting caught
judas: Yeah, thanx for letting Everton lose otherwise we would never be this high in the table and you would have won weeks ago.
Walter: True, now meet me in bogs in five.Simon Birke. (10/04/02)

Walter: "Stop it Nick darling theres people looking" Scott Molloy. (09/04/02)

Walter: " nick you can see a lot more up here than on that bench yes walter, more people like you as well too." Susanwileman. (09/04/02)

judas: "eh walter guess what.ive got me missus's knickers on." Graham Lloyd. (09/04/02)

Wally Smith: "Y'think the ladies behind us are interested?"
Judas: "Hell yeah I'll just open this zip and.........bingo. Thats really good." Liam O Dowd. (09/04/02)

Walter: " So Nicholas we meet again at last, I get the impression you've been hiding from your Uncle Walter. I wanted to ask you, when I am getting that 10% of your signing on fee we agreed?" Nick Armitage (09/04/02)

Walter: " Nick,in the words of Britains best civil servant I'm f*****d, your f****d we're all F*****d,and my hasn't the guy in front got a big nose? It must be Thomo in disguise!" Dave Gleeson. (09/04/02)

Walter: "If they won't have you back I'll resign." Paul B Watson. (09/04/02)

judas: "Remember me?"
Walter: "Oh yes, you were going to the World Cup with Jeffers." Paul B Watson. (09/04/02)

Walter: "why did u leave goodisn nicky u had the footballing world at ur feet why wud u take a step down to this shit hole"
judas: "i know walter, i wish i didnt leave
Walter: "i was gutted when Everton sacked me, it took them 6 hours to coax me down from that building"
judas: "it took 7 hours for them to coax me into this ground!!!!" Kev. (09/04/02)

Walter: "Tell your missus that me and Archie are still up for the Sunday Spit-Roasting session tomorrow" David Brent. (09/04/02)

walter is saying "are you wearing your love eggs too ?"John Whittaker. (09/04/02)