* Sower says: "Look, Bill, I tried to take these red contact lenses off all day but they are stuck." Osmo

* Sower says to Bill: "Do you like my Kipper ???"
Bill says: "NO''''' fuck off you ugly prick. "Mc Fad

* Sower says: "grass hopper you have learned well! The wise man leaves no footprints on the rice paper when buying a new stadium, but it is the lucky barsted who has the contract of a 17 year old genius that is worth 10 stadiums!.....now Kwi Chi Ken pass me that boiling pot without using your hands"

Bill says: "Thank you master." Dave Gleeson

*Sower says: "Alas poor who?"
Bill says: "I'm sorry sonny, the parts been taken by Rodrigo. Next!!!" John Geraghty

*Sower says: "You know that Hoogie lad from kipper?" - Hows about giving him Ian Ross's job as PR Man. Hoogie

* Alien says:"if I rub my hands like this Bill, I can turn you into a midget, like what I've done to Alan Irvine here" Martin Hughes

*Sower Of The Seed: "When I snap my fingers you will awake and offer me a 6 week run as Joseph in the West End." Gwladys.

*Bill says: "THATS A REAL LOOK ALIKE DUMMY OF ALAN IRVINE YOU HAVE WITH YOU ,CAN YOU DO HIS SCOTTISH ACCENT" LINDA MULDOON

*Sower says: How do you do, grasshopper! M.Dunne