* Moyes- "Oh it's you Tommy. I thought Lee Carsley was having a good game " dave gonzalez. (12/01/04)

* Don't use those razors Tommy, Pistone used one and he's out injured for four weeks. Paul 'Blue' Watson. (12/01/04)

* MOYES: "Lads I've some great news.......Mad Dog, get your other boot on, I've found your brother and he's brought the other brain cell." CARPMANDAN. (12/01/04)

* Tommy"Boss you said if it went off that we could get the boys round". Boggy blue blood. (12/01/04)

* Grav "i feel like chicken tonight"
Moyesey " where havin fish"
Chris Simpson.(12/01/04)

* TOMMY: "Boss that bald headed bloke behind you is gorgeous and has given me a hard –on!"

MOYSEY: "No Tommy! I’m not pulling you off !"

STUBBSY: "You two timing bastard Tommy, you said I was the only one for you!" Simon. (12/01/04)

* Moyes: Just because you're called Mad Dog, it doesn't mean you have to bite their ankles. From:- BullensMan. (10/01/04)

* Moyes "Did you spill my pint?" Robyn Ellison. (10/01/04)

* Moyes - "Yer right Tommy lad, it is a crap likeness, I'll complain to Madame Tussauds first thing termorrer"

Stubbsy - "It'll be OK when they make it uglier though..........." from DK Isle of Man. (10/01/04)

* Tommy - "Boss, me and the lads were wondering if the bloke behind you uses Gillette mach 4 or a Wilkinson sword on his noggin ?"
Moyes - "Neither, he uses hair remover cream !"
Moyes - "Oh and Tommy..."
Tommy - "Yes Boss ?"
Moyes - "Shearer said he had your Mum last night"
Tommy - "RIGHT THATS IT !!!!!" Richard Flaherty. (10/01/04)

* Moyes - "Heh Tommo, your nipple's gone all pert.
Stubbsey, Watto, Linda - "Ooooh, let me feel it, let me feel it". Martin Hughes. (10/01/04)

* MOYES SAYS "SHUT IT TOMMO, I`VE GOT ME KIT ON NOW SO I`M PLAYIN, NOW GET ON THE BENCH YOU`RE PLAYIN LIKE A LOONEY AGAIN!"
JOHN MC. (09/01/04)

* Gravver - "Boss, do you want me to twat him?"
Moysey - "Gravver, get back on that pitch, when he blinks I'll spark 'im !!!"
Stubbsey - "Can I spark him too boss??"
Moyesy - "Get back on that fu**ing pitch lad - I'll take care of it!"
Watto - "Sounds good to me boss!" pmcneill. (09/01/04)

* Moyes - "Tommy, ur coming off for that slap-head in the black behind me, don't worry....no one will notice the difference." Mick Makaveli. (09/04/01)