Stubbsy to Fergie: "I know the fucker, kept robbing your sunbed last year, but you could of waited to get him till after the match" (Mike, Aintree 23/03/04)

Duke to Dunc: "You can have your ball back at the end of the game Dunc" (Ralph /Futuresblue23/3/04)

Stubbsy to Ferguson....... That'll teach the cunt not to fuck with the Formby boys. (PaulMac 23/03/04)

Stubbsy to Rooney: Quick! hold him down before he blows away! (Gilly 23/03/04)

Honestly Duncan, its not that feller who was in yer house last year! (Anon 23/03/04)

Its alright Dunk we will kick fuck out of him later the smelly little crout. (Liam Rooney 23/03/04)

Stubbsy and the Duke to Dunc "Was that the Bastard that ate your Pigeon then?" (Stewart Mc Keown 23/03/04)

Duke to Big Dunc : "And they call me fat bastard" (Mike 23/03/04)

Stubbs to Rooney: Quick Wayne, grab that knife out from under duncs shirt

Dunc: Leave it alone, I wanna cut up some german sausage

Rooney: Leave it dunc, come round to mine later for some chips and sausage, courtesy of Steffan Fraud (Shaun 23/03/04)

That german bombed r chippy dunc (Andrew Rossiter 24/03/04)

Rooney to Dunc: "Steady lad you know you've been off before with a broken hand" (Garlo' the blue 24/03/04)

Alan Stubbs: "His name's Freund, Duncan. That means 'friend'.

Duncan: "But the Germans don't understand irony, Al". (Keith, York 24/03/04)

Rooney to Fergie: "What ever you do, don't give the arm band to the old man behind ya." (Mark Gibbons 24/03/04)

Stubbsy to Dunc: "Just don't mention the war!"

The Duke: "Go on Dunc! Do yer funny walk" (Bluenose, Sweden 24/03/04)

"Er, Dunc, the war finished in 1945" (Keith 23/03/04)

STUBBS TO DUNC: "Fuck him off he's only a dirty cheatin crout twat" (Scouse mad 24/03/04)

Duke to Fergie: "What the hell is goin on with you and Stubbsy ? you said I had first choice on the new flats! " (Pete 25/03/04)

Wayne to Fergie: "Dunc - you must be p1ssed off. Here have this invisible pint of lager!" (Robbie G 25//03/04)

Wayne to Fergie: "Tee! Hee! Hee! Strangling Freund was funny but me and Stubbsy reckon it'd be hilarious if you gave them all the finger as you walk off" (Robbie G 25/03/04)