So the challenge was laid down off the dirty pinkies on the eve of Derby Day. Our usual Friday kick about, had more than an edge to it last night, as we decided to have blues versus shite's.

The Toffeemen were resplendent in their all yellow away kit, kindly lent to us on the evening by League Championship, FA Cup Winner and Everton legend Derek Mountfield. The shite's turned up in their bag of shite, kindly donated by Home & Bargain, and the Pound Store in Walton Vale. The venue as always was Kirkby Sports Centre, and it was meaty at times, well what do you expect when you have your beloved team colour's on. Something strange happened when the shite's put their kits on, they all started speaking Norwegian and Finnish, so fucked if we could understand them.

Early pressure was applied by the Blues or yellows, and we instantly took a three goal lead, with my good self and starman Alan K, netting for the home side. In fairness to the shite, they pulled in front after that, and only the keeping of Alan Griff, and the dogged defending off break your legs Squizzer, kept us Blues or yellows in the game.

Alan K was running the show, and goal after goal flew in for the Toffeemen, as we opened up a respectable lead. The game ebbed and flowed, only stopping when the badminton shuttle cock from the next pitch halted proceedings.

After an hour of intense pressure, us Blues edged ahead by the odd goal, and as the 8pm game came on to kick us all off, we had a one goal advantage. Handshakes were given, which was a surprise, after Moff maliciously took shite player Evo out of the game (funny though), and proceedings turned sour for a short time.

Off to the pub we headed to carry on the arguments, and drink shit loads of beer. The Blues were triumphant in the first Derby of the weekend, lets hope our heroes can do it today.

Victorious Toffeemen. Alan K, Lavo, Alan G, Moff & Squiz

Squiz Celebrate Victory, Whilst Kopite Sulks

Defeated Kopites With an Array of Bad Tops. They Have Asked Me To Thank Home & Bargain For The Loan Of Them Rod, Ronnie, Wayney, Bradder, Evo (they all smell)

 

Lavo Reports From Kirkby Sports Centre

Blue Kipper
Star Man

Alan K

 

Lavo, Alan & Moff of the Victorious Blues or Yellows