First things first, Lavo needs to come clean as to why he is devouring copious BLT butties, supping tea and sitting on the couch watching the lovely SKY instead of being at the games. Well here it is, he's just back from Dublin, he misheard when asked are you going t'ireland!
Anyway, BLT's once again and after the previous night's revelation we were thinking of Joey Barton with every bite!!
Moyesy fielded a strong side and gave us our first glimpse of Simon Davies, the defence picked itself apart from the inclusion of Iain Turner who played the whole game between the sticks.
It can't be easy playing in that heat but today was a leveller being Sitteh and not the Cravats. We went one behind when Joey let Andy Cole steal in and put Psycho's boys one up after 15 mins, Joey was still thinking about his legendary penalty from last Wednesday at the time!
Just before the break Timmy the blue kangaroo leapt and scored with a trademark header only for it to be disallowed so we went in one down.
HALF TIME 0-1
The Toffee's were the better side in the second half and reall should have not required a penalty shoot out. Biffa Beattie equalised from the spot after Distin had handled his goalbound shot. Davy Weir had a goal disallowed and Simon Davies hit the woodwork.
However it was not to be and pens it was. Wavy Davey pulled of two saves from Benty & Davy Wier and that was it, it may have been a good run out but we picked up the tournament's wooden spoon.
Never mind, once Pisto gets back in the side all will be well!! Pass us anoth bacon buttie Lavo, fuck the tea I'm startin' on the Stella!!

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Team News

It looks like Joey Barton's sending home will over shadow this North West Derby. Everton and City meet to avoid the dreaded wooden spoon, in the Asia Cup Friendly. Barton however was in less than friendly mood, when he ALLEGEDLY clocked a fifteen year old Blue outside his hotel in the dead of the night. Oh shit, the game, I knew I came to the computer to write something. Tiny, and Biffa may be given a run out, as may PK, who started on the bench against Thailand. Moyesy will want to return to Merseyside with no spoons in his case, only the nice silvery ones from the hotel, were the team is staying.(23/07/05)

Everton from: Martyn, Hibbert, Yobo, Weir, Davies, Cahill, Beattie, Ferguson, Kilbane, Arteta, McFadden, Turner, Bent, Li Tie, Osman, Kroldrup, Vaughan, Hughes, Wynne, Seargeant.

Barmy Blues on Tour in Thailand

Biffa Beatts With Young Blue in Thailand

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yazz, Scores

 

Disallowed

 

 

 

Man City's Bad Boy Joey Barton