Everton: Howard, Neville, Yobo, Jagielka, Lescott, Arteta, Felliani, Cahill, Osman, Yakubu, Saha.

Bench: Piennar (Osman), Vaughan (Yakubu), Castillo, Nash, Baines, Anichebe (Cahill), Hibbert

Referee: Howard Webb (Ol' Baldy Chops)

What a difference one month makes? After a woeful start to the season when we were struggling for points and players and slipping down the league, today we found ourselves in 7th place, unbeaten in four, including a couple of clean sheets and with a chance of going up to 6th place with a win. Not only that but instead of pulling the kids in off their paper round to fill the bench and sometimes a couple of places in the team, Moyesy had an excess of talent to choose from.

Talk all week had been about The Yak, injured last week and not scoring for over two months, Moyesy was bulling the large fella up. Basil Rathbone was delighted to be treating The Yak, for the first time ever he had a chance of using that long spiky thing in his Swiss Army knife. You see The Yak had a hoof injury, so Basil used his knife to remove the stone and relieve the big Nigerian. Now 'big' is the word when you are talking about The Yak, he does seem to have gone back to the shape he was in when we signed him, he appears to have beefed it back on, a bit like all of us! A couple of things prove this, firstly Moyesy will not put The Yak on the bench - as the bench is not strong enough. Secondly, apparently, The Yak's missus climbed over him to get into bed this week and burnt her bum on the light bulb!

So Moyesy had a selection dilemma, Peanuts back from injury with The Yak and Screech back from suspension, after last week's demolition (only joking) of the 'appy 'ammers, who was going to be the fall guy. Now Sunday matches, courtesy of the lovely SKY, really piss us off, usually it's 4pm and the day is really knackered, at least today was 1.30pm, still a pisser though, hate it. We now have guest speakers in the BK lounge AFTER the match as there is no time before, work that one out?

Talking of working it out, Moyesy thought 4-4-2 was the answer, The Yak and Kay up front (Kay Saha, Saha, whatever will be, will be....) with Screech returning in midfield, Ossy on the right and Our Tater on the left with Timmy dropping back into the middle. Room mates Timmy and Tater have come in for some stick of late, Timmy is not firing and Tater, well Tater get poorer every game and that is mild, he could be described as shite, just like his delivery of free kicks and corners. So big improvement required today lads please.

Boro like ourselves were on a good run, just behind us in the league and not lost in four so this was not going to be easy and so it prove.
Our home form has been calamitous, just one win so far, a piss poor return, so really today was a MUST WIN game, put the others around us in their place and send a message to the rest above us that we are on their tails. Yet after only just 7minutes we found ourselves behind to a very well organised and hard working Boro team, even if they all do have six fingers and four toes. We were caught wanting on the break, Boro won the ball and we were on the back foot, Joey nowhere to be seen and Our Tater running back, sorry he was not running that was a poor description, Downing found O'Neill who was all alone on the edge of the box, Roger tried desperately to at as both centre half and full back but his last gasp lunge was not enough and Tim Howard was beaten on his near post.

One down and up against it. In fairness we gave it a go, with gusto rather than craft, skill and guile. The Yak and a baldy Kay were building up a bit of an understanding, Kay flicked on and The Yak bustled through leaving just the keeper to beat but he has not scored for two months and sure enough, the keeper saved. There were two more close call before the break, firstly Roger broke down the left and crossed, it was a cross but it beat the keeper, bounced back of the post and Screech shot but it was blocked, there was subsequent mayhem in the area but it was cleared. Next it was a chance for Timmy, from a corner he rose like a John West only to nut the ball wide when you would have bet your ever increasing mortgage on him finding the net. We also had a couple of penalty claims knocked back by the first bloke to swim the Channel or was he the bloke who has had the most Xmas No. 1's. Either way, we went into the break one down.

HALF TIME EVERTON 0 Boro 1

Now since The Yak left Boro we have normally beaten them, they never score against us for fuck's sake! What was going on? Moyesy must have given them a rollicking, he sent them out early, maybe to see a true winner, Derek Temple was just off the pitch having been introduced to the crowd following his 70th birthday, hope you had a good one Derek.

We were looking for a good one and certainly we got a good start. We penned Boro in and kept up wave after wave of attack. Ossy went close and so did Kay with a diving header, Boro were reduced to attacking on the break but to be honest they did not look like adding to their score, you felt that if we got one then we would go on to get the winner. The leveller came on 65 mins from an Our Tater free kick, yes Our Tater delivered an assist! He crossed from the free kick and it went in off the back of The Yak, when you haven't scored for two months it does not matter how they go in, game on!

Twenty five mins to go and you would have thought that we would have gone for the jugular? In fact, it could have gone either way, Tim pulled off a couple of good saves at our end whilst The Yak at the other end had a great chance to double his tally but he pulled his effort well wide.

We brought on Peanuts who did well and should now consign Ossy to the bench, along with Big Vic and Vaughny but all to no avail and it ended all square. Disappointing, we have now won one out of seven home games yet we are 7th in the Prem, 6 points out of 21, whilst it is not good to watch at present, we could be in the top four if we could win at home. Having said that, there are only two teams in the league who have not lost in their last five games and the Toffee's are one of them (Boro is the other).

We would have won with more layers on form but we are still carrying a few, particularly Tater, Joey did well at the back as did Tim when called upon, The Yak and Kay worked hard and Fella did well in the middle but the Blue Kipper Starman today was the much maligned Phil 'pretty boy' Neville, he always wears his heart on his sleeve next to his captain's armband, he was faultless in defence, joined the attack on every possible occasion putting in some quality crosses and he also show a few Brazilian lie skills in the second half - well played Phil, have a word with a couple of team mates.

Full Time EVERTON 1 Boro 1

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Andy's Rankin

Marks Out Of 10
Player	Marks	Player	Marks
Tim Howard	7	James Vaughan	n/a
Phil Neville	8	Victor Anichebe	6
Joey Yobo	7	Stephen Piennar	7
Joleon Lescott	6
Phil Jagielka	7
Mikel Arteta	6
Leon Osman	7
Tim Cahill	7
Louis Saha	7
Maro Felliaina	6
Yakubu	7

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