" Its A Grand Old Team To Play For....."
 Saturday 27th September 2008 / Kick Off: 12:45pm (Live on Sky Sports)
EVERTON
0
v
2

the shite

  Att: 39,574

Everton: Howard, Hibbert, Yobo, Jagielka, Lescott, Neville, Osman , Cahill, Fellaini, Arteta, Yakubu.

Bench: Rodwell, Baines, Nuno Valente, Nash, Castillo, Saha (Hibbert 65m), Vaughan

Referee: 'Ol Mother Riley

I fucking hate Liverpool. Now that I've got that out of the way I'll tell you what happened at the match. Well from Everton's point of view not that much. The first half was a very dull affair.

There wasn't a shot on target from any of the players on the pitch in blue or shite. The only real chance was when Tim mis kicked in front of goal as a corner from Mikky found it's way to him.

Mar blasted straight at some very ugly shite player on the goal line, but he was pulled up for a foul on the shite goalie.

We didn't see much of Everton as an attacking force and the only time Yak had a shot in anger was two minutes before the half. His shot went well wide.

When I was reading the papers this morning I was reading about Ferguson's reaction about Riley performance against Chelsea when he booked 7 Manure players when there wasn't really a bad tackle in the game. Ferguson said:'I looked at the Chelsea game and there wasn't a bad tackle in the match. But he's been rewarded, he's got Everton v shite tomorrow. That will be fun and games!'

He was quickly into his stride when he booked Fellaini for his first tackle. More was to follow.

Half Time: 0-0

Everton just couldn't get going and the only thing you could see was a shite goal. Well on 58 minutes the shite got the break through and 3 minutes later they got a second. Both scored by the shite number 9. We were dead and buried.

Moyesy brought on Saha for Tony Hibbert to see if we could get anything from the game. Louis Saha looks a class act and he and the Yak must surely be given the chance to form a scoring partnership.

Knobhead Riley made sure he was going to be talked about after the game more than any player on the pitch when he sent off Tim Cahill for a clumsy looking tackle on the shite number 14. He took so much time to send Tim off it makes you wonder if the shite number 8 had a chance to tell Riley what to do.

Saha had a great effort just fly past the post in the dying minutes, but in truth Everton were well beaten today. I've given Jags the Bluekipper Star Man because of his effort and never say die attitude.

I fucking hate Liverpool

Full Time: 0-2


Andy's Rankin
Marks Out Of 10
Player Marks Player Marks
Tim Howard
6
Louis Saha
7
Tony Hibbert
7
 
 
Joey Yobo
7
 
 
Phil Jagielka
8
 
 
Joleon Lescott
6
Mikel Arteta
7
Phil Neville
6
Maro Fellaini
6
 
Tim Cahill
6
   
Leon Osman
6
   
Yakubu
6
 
Official Match Photos
 

Quotes After The Game

Moyesy says: "I wanted to give ourselves a chance after recent performances and get a foothold in the game and I thought we did that.

"In fact, I thought we defended very well especially up to half time. We limited them to very few opportunities so it was disappointing to lose by two goals in the early part of the second half. The two things that dropped to Torres he finished clinically."

"Tim gets a chance and it doesn't quite go that way. It didn't happen but it is no excuses for us when we went a goal down. At one goal down you are always in it and we were about to make a change when it goes to 2-0.

"We had possession of the ball in our own half and we gave it away. It found us that one or two players were out of position and they didn't get back to concentrate and defend. It was disappointing and giving the ball away was the first mistake."

On Tim's sending off Moyesy says: "I have had a chance to look at and I don't see a red card tackle, I really don't.I see a yellow card and I don't think it was the worst tackle in the game today. I think we were all really surprised it was a sending off."

 

Off The Ball

See anything unusual or funny at the match today? e-mail info@bluekipper.com

* At the Gwladys Street end in the first half, when the RS were defending, Mike Riley clearly paced out eight steps to the RS defensive wall after awarding Everton a free-kick near the penalty area. In a similar situation in the second half at a RS free-kick, he clearly paced out ten steps to the Everton defensive wall. Schoolofscience

* The gobshite fans showed their class by singing 1-0 to the murderers. The minute amount of respect for them went right out the window. Andrew

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Scores On The Doors

What Do You Think The Score Will Be? e-mail info@bluekipper.com

* Everton to win 1-0. Saha to become instant hero with the goal. Millie.

* A 2-2 draw with The Yak scoring both for us. Tito

* Everton to win 3-0 with the goals from Fellaini, Saha and Yak. Gerrard getting sent off for the third time in a derby. TonyBlue

Everton Team News

The Blues and the shite meet in Football's Premier Derby for the 179th tomorrow. That figure could be much higher but for the shite spending so much time in the second tier of English football in the late fifties and early sixties, but hey what's history as they keep reminding us. The shite are unbeaten this season in the Premiership, whilst The Blues have yet to score a point at Goodison, though we have been on fire on the road. We have to go back two seasons when Tiny Tim, and AJ gave Everton a fantastic 3-0 victory at Goodison, ironically also at dinner time kick off for our last success against the poo. The Blues have conceded in every match this season, whilst the shite have scored in every game this season, so you know what that means, it has 0-0 written all over it.

Moyesy will have to decide if Castillo and Fellaini are up to playing in a Merseyside derby after taking them off at half-time at Blackburn. Mikel Arteta will be hoping to be back after illness. Still missing is Steven Pienaar, but Tony Hibbert is back in the squad. With Tim Cahill back and in scoring form and Louis Saha looking likely to start up front with The Yak, it will mean Everton should get some goals. We just need to be on our toes at the back.

Phil Neville says: "It's about time we started producing some form at home and there's no better way of starting to do that than against Liverpool - our biggest rivals and a team we want to finish above. They looks strong though so we're really going to have to raise our game. It's a great game to play in and it always generates a great atmosphere. We just want to make sure it's us who come out on top, because it is one you want to win for the fans. They got the better of us last season and we need to make sure this season our fans are the ones that are happy."


Sausage's XI To Start: Howard, Yobo, Neville, Jagielka, Lescott, Arteta, Osman, Castillo, Cahill, Yakubu, Saha

Everton from: Howard, Nash, Hibbert, Neville, Yobo, Jagielka, Lescott, Baines, Valente, Castillo, Fellaini, Osman, Cahill, Arteta, Vaughan, Saha, Anichebe, Yakubu, Rodwell, Baxter, Agard, Wallace, Gosling.


Oakley Doakley


I Eat Crayons


Both Fit

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Lavo's Best Bet

* After The Yak sat on the bench for the first period of the Blackburn Cup exit, I kept my tenner firmly in my pocket, and like the Blues at the minute my bets are falling flat. But I said I would have a tenner on the Big Man up front in every game he starts, and Saturday will be no different.

Still even stevens then, and if not The Yak get on the Scandinavian fans to see red literally. The Derby is historically the worst for red cards in the Premiership, with 16 players being sent off in the last 32 encounters. You can 2/1 on Betfair that this will happen again, lets just hope its Stevie G Laaaa, and it could happen as his mate Cluttenburg is not refereeing.

Yakometer

6 Bets (+-£0)

About The Opposition

The shite are shite.

the shite from: Pepe the clown, duncan Norvill, Cilla Black, moaning arse turncoat and a load of other nob 'eds.

It Sums Them Up Really


Shit Singer


Shit Comic


Tarbrush - Plastic Scouser


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