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Comment 25 - EXCLUSIVE - Moyes Meets With FA Over England Job

 

Blue Kipper can exclusively reveal that Everton manager, David Moyes met the FA Chief Executive, Brian Barwick on Tuesday night in the Exclusive De Vere Mottram Hall Hotel in leafy Cheshire. Our informant an employee of the hotel and Evertonian could not believe his eyes when he saw Moyesy was with another gentleman, who the employee did not recognise, but is believed to be his lawyer. The employee said Moyes came in through a side entrance, and it is there that he asked him for his autograph, to which Moyesy obliged.

The English FA are currently seeking their next boss, who will replace Sexy Sven after this years World Cup, and names like Alan Curbishley, Big Sam Allardyce and that McLaren bloke from Boro are all in the frame. It seems that the talents of Moyesy have pricked the FA into action, but lets hope his Scottish roots, and his ginger hair work against him.

The clandestine meeting lasted two and a half hours starting at 8.00pm. Its thought that this time was chosen because most of the nation would be tuned into the Arsenal V Juve Champions League game.

When we phoned Everton's PR department and asked them what they knew about the meeting, the phone was pasted around a few people until finally the voice on the other end of the phone said: "Er. No comment!" They obviously knew nothing about the meeting.

Bluekipper Source Tells Us: " I had just taken some drinks to room 104, when I came across Moyesy in an off room. Being an avid Blue I asked Moyesy for his autograph to which he obliged. Earlier in the day I had seen Barwick in the Dining Room, and I know he was staying the night. More than a coincidence, I reckon.

I asked one of the night porters the next day, and he said he had seen the pair of them talking. We know he is a top manager, so obviously England do now as well" (01/04/06)

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Ok, Ok the vast majority of you saw through our pitiful attempts at fooling you into believing Moyesy was off to England. Remarkably though, some did fall for it, and below our a selection of some of the mails we had into us, exposing our April Fools gag.

* Nice try! 104 = 1/04 (Kenneth Finch)

* Well done lads, it is the 1st April !!! (Rob)

* Your shoe laces are undone :) (Laurie from OZ)

* Dear BK Had me going there, till I remembered the date! (Blue Robbo)

* Dear Bluekipper, Nearly had me,it was only the fact that Mr Moyes was in the Windmill Pub in Runcorn with me & me mates watching the Footy till way past 10pm that stopped me falling for it. Nice one, (Stupid Davies)

* Guys, Not the most convincing April Fool story I’ve ever heard, but not quite as bad as the new club crest one on the club’s own website. Keep up the good work. Cheers, (Andy)

* Couldn't have been .... I was staying in Madrid on Tuesday and spotted DM meetng Real Madrid top knobs and David Beckam .... look like he's off to Real next season! (Kay Carson)

* April Fool To You Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. (Paul)

* I am not saying he is not good enough but this is April 1st and I am not that green. I bet you have a few people sweating though, keep up the good work lads the site is top notch. (Dav Wallasey)

* Too right Moysey for England and Sausage to be our next boss. (Cheers John Williams)

* I hope!! Not a bad effort boys, of course Moyesy should be considered as he is top class but I really hope that he sticks with us if the chance did arise. He is top class and I can’t imagine what we would do without him! Seriously, great site and keep up the good work, come on you blues. (Paul Smith)

* You guys get worse every year. (Chris Hakin)

............and the gullible ones

* Would England appoint somebody with only 1 amazingly unsuccessful european campaign behind them? I'm not too sure. It's pretty obvious to most people that the only other domestic job that would interest Moyesy is the Celtic one, and when Strachan gets the boot thats no doubt where he'll end up. If Big fat moon-face Sam gets the England job then I'm going back generations in my family and officially becoming Scottish....or Polish, whichever I fancy most......(Patrick Stone, Astley)

*Why would David Moyes, a top-notch manager, sign up with a second-rate outfit like England? There is more chance of me taking the job. The (Exiled) Duke of Bootle.

* No way tell England to fuck off Moyesy lad !!!England to win world cup or Blueboys to win league .............. Blueboys to win league any fuckin day, im patriotic but Everton come before England. Fuck em off Davey. (Paul Smith)

* No right minded Scotsman would want to manage the English. Keep the faith, Moyesy forever (Stuart, Glasgow)

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