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Loyalty works both ways

Call Y'Self an Evertonian Franny boy, then fucking prove it. Come out and say you want to play for the club, stay at the club, and except the new contract that's being offered, or fuck off elsewhere like the rest of the shithouses that went. Don't forget Franny, Everton put you on the map and loyalty works both ways. We know were not the best team in the league at the moment, but we're building for the future. One which I think will yield another great team just like the eighties. Don't ever forget this is the greatest football club in the world.
Craig, the Wigan Evertonian. (09/03/01)

Come Clean, Franny

Here we go again! Anyone with a future does not see his future with us. Does Franny want to sit on the bench at Old Trafford, Shitefield or Highbury. I feel winded and gutted reading this demoralising shit. He could come out and say , Yes I want to play for Everton but my advisers say I must hold out for so and so . Let us know Franny or fuck off with G.S.H. Speed, Huchison and Judas Barmby. Evertonian my arse!!!
Flipper (07/03/01)

Goughie & Waggy for Manager

Great news Goughie wants to stay awhile - the man is a class act even at forty still doing the business. What a duo him and Waggy would make in the future. That is after Walter wins us a European trophy make no mistake he is moving in that direction. That's my opinion we are all allowed opinions, right? Its not easy getting a complete makeover even getting relegated. Really I know the red shite would do cartwheels but if that's the case so be it. But we have to give Walter the backing, the players he wants with the limited money it's not easy. With Bill in the background he loves the blues. The possibility of a new stadium, we have to believe no one playing wants bad things to happen. Get behind the team for the rest of the run in lads Everton for ever. John Lea (04/02/01)

Just like being at Goodison

To the boys of blue kipper, thank you, thank you. You have no idea what this site brings to Evertonians Abroad. Its the next best thing to being at Goodison on a Saturday. I love the match reports, with no punch's pulled. Power to you lads. Keep it going.
Canadian blue.(20/02/01)

SET FOR RELEGATION

A little rhyme best sung (or chanted depending on your ability) to the tune of the Squeeze classic 'Up the Junction'. Also please forgive the poetic licence regarding Ratcliffe's position.

In the Eighties when just seven,
In the days before Pat Nevin,
I believed I was in heaven,
When I saw one to eleven.
We had Neville there as 'keeper,
Kevin Ratcliffe playing sweeper,
And the football was just stunnin'
While the trophies kept on comin'.

It had the life span of a smoker,
Pretty soon we're mediocre,
And just a few years later,
Couldn't win the Zenith Data.
It was a fact that I had hated,
But I should appreciate it,
Because now we're really dire,
Jumping from the pan to fire.

Cadamart'ri and Mark Pembridge,
Really make me want to haem'rrhage,
I don't think its all that funny,
'Cause it's costing so much money.
And now after all these years,
All my joy has turned to tears,
And so the minds of all my peers,
Are full of relegation fears.

I know that I am being greedy,
Asking for another Reidy,
But we're just so very needy,
For a Bracewell, Sharp or Sheedy.
And so this is my conclusion,
In the midst of all this losin',
That without Smith's resignation,
We are set for relegation.

Finster. (17/02/01)

just found this site and may i say what an excellent site it is for evertonians, i will certainly make it a site i visit on a regular basis. Craig Parry (08/02/01)

First things first, as a new surfer on the web, I'd like to say what a great site you...sorry we've got. Brill keep it up. Now to business.
What a fuckin disgrace the way Thomas Myrhe has been treated. For the sake of £300,000 HE HAS BEEN BANISHED TO THE OUTPOSTS OF BIRMINGHAM, and Tranmere. Now unless the powers that be knew that we would draw Tranmere in the cup which I doubt then I wouldn't blame him for pissing off to another team to get a regular game.
In Euro 2000 he was just pipped for first place among al the keepers (if you believe the Opta stats, yet in our squad he goes from 1st choice to not even on the bench. Replaced by Paul (bet you wont lob me from 40 yards Merse) Gerrard and Steve Simonsen (why did we buy him when we haven't got a pot to piss in?).Come on Walter, now we've had to stump upthe ackers, lets get our moneys worth out of Thomas and let him prove he is oneof Europes finest. I know we'll never replace the 'Greatest living Evertonian Sir Neville Southall, but Thom could be the next best thing if given a chance. Sort it Walter!!!
Best Wishes. Wildy the Manc Blue.(25/01/01)

Did anyone else have the misfortune to see SOCCER EXTRA yesterday Sun 19thNov? That gormless red necked bastard Rob McCafferry ,after showing our goals in the glorious and deserved victory over the lazy overpaid darlings of N5 ,asked his studio guest that great Irish centre forward from County Kent, Tony Cascarino if there was a big following for Arsenal in France? After that rivetting dialogue was exhausted,the next subject was the system of taxation in France,still waiting for some proper recongnition for our boys,I was amazed when the conversation then went on to the number of fucking bizzies prorata per head of population in Monaco! I have tried in vain to get the Sports editor from Sky Sports on the phone to lodge a complaint,and I will try this evening(Mon)to get an airing on YOU'RE ON SKY SPORTS. I doubt I'll get on,my name is known,I spent every single saturday last season trying to get on Soccer am's 5min phone in ,to complain about the FUCKING riddiculous and highly embarraasssing "piper" at Goodison,they wouldn't let me on there either! If anyone picks this up this evening(Mon),McCafferry is easy to wind up,basicaly he's a fucking blow bag with no interview technique at all,his only answer to objections is to talk over and down to callers.Every blue should complain about this biased reporting.Peter Rigby (20/11/00)

Like peter rigby I too, have been trying to get thru to sky sports to moan about that tosser mccaffery & that other wanker alan (i'm not good enough to play for everton) mckinally, but every time there phone plays up or they have ran out of time. Let's have a national phone in and complain about the media's treatment to everton day, & try & get these 2 c***s off the telly. The only one on sky sports who has anything good to say about god's own team is george best.......and that's because he's pissed & hate's the red shite like the rest of us. keep up the great site & hello to andrew in waterloo, a true blue forever. YOZ (25/11/00)

Just had a look at your website. Let me congratulate you on a first class site and if I can be of any help to you in the future please give me a shout. Best Wishes. Sharpy .(16/11/00)
Graeme Sharp has done an Exclusive Interview with Blue Kipper.
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walter`s got a month, unless he gets what he wants , and WE DEMAND , ie : Key players back from long term injury`s. backing from the money men, and a commitment to pro-gress ,i feel he will go for the softer option.
PETER REID is still one of my greatest players,[what he lacked in skill he damn we`ll made up in commitment] but is he really a class manager yet?
well done ANDY MARTIN you made my day, a true evertonian,Did not have a clue about the answer`s but still got the knife in on the red shite ?
i enjoyed the match write up. LETS GET THREE AGAINST THE GOONERS,#

Thanks for putting my notes on your page. Now that i know that your`e blood is as blue as mine, i will test your EVERTON KNOWLEDGE to the brink (or the king`s dock,what ever is closer ).I WILL SEND YOU MY FIRST MATCH REPORT SOON. Can you find out who the prick is,that writes for teletext on itv 2, that call`s himself the governor Is it that thick -unt hanson (no not the boy band ) or some other clown as he has not got a -ucking clue FOOTBALL IS NOT ABOUT BUMS ON SEATS ( eating crevette sandwhiches) OR SUPPORTING THAT TEAM, BECAUSE THEY HAVE SPENT MORE MONEY.( houllier has spent more than the pink panther ever got) IT`S ABOUT PASSION ,IT`S ABOUT SUPPORTING YOUR TEAM THOUGH THE LEAN YEARS AS WE ARE NOW, I now feel that if we stick together (walter included )that the good times are coming soon .WE`LL DONE DANO CADO , your a star ( no whinging , just sieze your`e chance ) JUST GO OUT THEIR AND SHOW THAT YOUTH IS THE FUTURE . CHEERS STEVE PUGH(25/11/00)
P,S i asked for three against wengers excuses,BUT 2-0 is enough to send me to heaven and back. AS I AM A HEAD CHEF IN A FISH RESTAURANT DO YOU WANT ANY KIPPER RECIPE`S OR SHA`LL WE JUST BATTER THO`SE ITALIAN TWA`TS NEXT WEEK SEE YER ,

Top site! hows things? I saw on the site a few weeks back 50 tales about Gazza. My housemate here in Dubai is Italian, and Gazza is still GOD to him! If you still have it, please forward the link/content to me to show him? Cheers mate. The site is really good, bit of a more sideways glance at things, look-a-likes are great. News is the news, all the shite cut out. Looking forward to getting home for good in time for Chelsea. (maybe sooner.) See you there. Mike Jones Dubai (07/10/00)
Blue Kipper says: All our past articles are left on the site. If you click on the button from the Home page, you will find the list & the date each article was put on the site. Just click on the article.

terrific player, terrific lad, terrific blue kipper match report.
I cried as much as anyone.
Regards to you all,
from the Deputy Chairman. (Bill Kenwright) Sat 12/08/2000

DUNC .What a boss signing. All Everton fans should be proud to see him back on Merseyside. I hope he is the player he used to be.Mathew Salter.(24/08/00)

ON THE SUBJECT OF BARMBY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE FIRST DERBY. I'VE STARTED SAVING UP MY SPIT ALREADY. A GROWL FROM BIG DUNC AS THE'RE WALKING ONTO THE PITCH SHOULD SORT THAT LITTLE TWO FACED TWAT OUT!!! GREAT SITE. BIG JIM (26/08/00)

Look-ALikes

Yeah great website its about the best one we have got, I reckon Michael Ball looks like Ashley from Coronation Street. Andy Heron (27/08/00)

Just found the site..brilliant!! I hope you guys go from strength to strength and put Everton on the map despite the anti-Everton crap spewed out by Sky Sports (Alan Mcanally you biased twat..just because we told you to fuck off after a trial cos you were shite)..and a message to the Liverpool Echo...get some TRUE Everton reporters not lying reds like Ken Rogers (ex Kop season ticket holder). finally, Nick Barmby - dead ringer for Little Jimmy Osmond in the seventies.....and I wanted to smash his face in too!!

I look forward to many happy hours visiting this site

...and if..you know..your history...... Mike Hart(28/08/00)

Players Wives

brilliant website. any chance of naked pictures of the players wives ? IAN.(28/08/00)
BLUE KIPPER: We'll have a word with Richard Gough when we next see him!

Hello all at Bluekipper!

Good to see that the Red Shite from across the way lost a 3-NIL LEAD on Saturday!! All I really want to say is " Bring on the mersey derby so that we can remind the so-called T.V. pundits Alan Hansen & Mark Lawrenson who has REALLY dominated recent matches and so we can give Barmby a swift kick to the Knee!!!!" Bliss!!!! Keep up the good work!! From A true Blue stuck in the depths of London but keeping the blue flag flying high!!!!! Daniel Drury(29/08/00)

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