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We are The Toffees not The Blues

I tried to send this off on saturday night, but i was so pissed it probably ended up with a kipper fisherman in brixham. If this is an old chestnut, I can only apologise. The thing is i get so pissed off when i walk up to Goodison and see "welcome to everton-home of the blues". I like to think that Evertonians know their football and all will tell you that B.C.F.C. are known as the blues. Everton are and hopefully always will be the Toffees. Say it loud Bill, home of theToffees.I'm proud of our history, I know you are too. I hope brum don't get promoted, cause their fans will be pissing themselves. Please rectify this error now. Thank you. Rant over,see you at the dell. 4everblue.(15/03/01)


Jeffers

He's waiting until the end of the season to ensure that we are not relegated. He will then assess his options.
Indalowbrown (15/03/01)


Blue Blurb

BEEN A BLUE FOR DECADES, JUST FOUND YOUR GREAT SITE ...THERE IS LIFE OUT THERE THAT ISN'T RED TINTED, KEEP IT RUNNING. JUST A FEW THOUGHTS, COMMENTS APPRECIATED.

PAUL GERRARD (THE BEST OF THE 3?) CAN'T KICK IN A STRAIGHT LINE, CANT CATCH FIRST TIME, CAN'T HOLD FIRST TIME AND BLAMES EVERYONE FOR HIS FAILINGS. THE GREAT TEAMS HAVE/HAD GREAT GOALIES; WEST AND SOUTHALL TO NAME BUT TWO. THIS MUST BE WALTERS SUMMER PRIORITY............. A GOAL-KEEPER WHO WORKS.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE Z-CARS THEME? THAT OTHER CRAP THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING IS AN EMBARRASSMENT.
TALKING OF EMBARRASSMENT IS HALF-TIME 'WHO WANTS TO BE AN EVERTONIAN' THE BEST WE CAN DO? WHO WANTS TO SLASH THEIR WRISTS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TASTY TARTS WHO BOUNCED AROUND THE PITCH BEFORE THE GAME?
FRANNIE IS A GREEDY, LITTLE GIT OUT OF THE BARMBY MOULD, I'D PLAY FOR NOWT, GIVE THE MONEY TO BALLY AND LEAVE JEFFERS TO STEW IN THE RESERVES. ONE HALF-DECENT SEASON DOESN'T MAKE A LEGEND BIG EARS.
CAMPBELL IS PLAYING WITH A BROKEN LEG, NOBODY CAN BE THAT SLOW AND FIT CAN THEY? MUST TRY HARDER KEV.
EBONY AND IVORY (NYARKO AND XAVIER) HAVE GOT TO GO, BEFORE WE ALL GO DOWN.
RE. THE KING'S DOCK DREAM, GREAT DREAM BUT I CAN'T SEE IT MYSELF. HOW MUCH WILL THE MONEYMEN CHARGE TO PARK AT THE KINGS DOCK AND HOW MANY HOURS AFTER THE GAME WILL WE FINALLY GET OUT OF THE CITY CENTRE? BAD ENOUGH ON A SUNDAY MORNIN'
IF WE CAN'T AFFORD TO CLEAN THE GLADYS ST STAND BOGS HOW CAN WE AFFORD TO BUILD A MULTI MEGA STADIUM? WE CAN'T EVEN RUN A SUCCESSFUL SHOP NEVER MIND A MULTI-FUNCTIONAL STADIA SITE.
HAVE YOU FELT THE WIND DOWN THERE ON A FEBRUARY NIGHT, WE'LL NEED MORE THAN A ROOF OVER IT.... MOAN, MOAN MOAN .........AM I THE ONLY REALIST, OR IS SOMEBODY (NOT THE FANS) OUT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY HERE?

FINAL WORDS: PREDICTION: BALL AND GAZZA WILL KEEP US UP THEN LEAVE. BLUEKIPPER WILL BE BIG, KEEP IT UP.
JOHN B. (15/03/01) (A TRUE BLUE FORCED TO LIVE AT THE WRONG END OF THE M62 - MANKY BADLANDS, YOU SHOULD TRY BEING A BLUE HERE! )


Z Cars at the Hallowed Turf

Since Jeffers came on the scene he has always declared his love for our club. Even only last week he said that Everton came first with regards to a place in the England squad. I think it's time Jeffers got himself a new agent, prefferably one that does'nt overpower him as his present one seems to. Anybody who reads this can truly say that they love Everton. I doubt now if Francis can. At the moment I feel only sadness and disapointment at his decision to end his love? affair with us, but I am sure with only a little time this will turn to bitterness as do all love affairs. He should think about the first time he pulled on his Royal Blue Shirt and ran on to the hallowed turf with Z Cars and the sound of thousands of loyal fans cheering in his ears.
PUT A PRICE TAG ON THAT FRANNY. BILLY. (12/03/01)


Goughie & the poll

I've seen and voted on the poll, noting that Goughie has won by a wide margin but jeez, he's nearly drawing pension. Give it to Bally, he might end up staying with us (and pigs might fly). Blue is the Colour.
BP, the blue bastard (05/03/01)


Blue boys on tour - Utah

Just found out the results for ManU and Leeds. Same old story, Fergusen scores, but gets injured again. we still love him. Can't say that I am looking forward to coming home from my Holiday. WHy is Unsworth still getting a game? Come on Franny, Save the Day! P.S.
I am on holiday in Utah with lots of hot women and I am smashed, so I don't care.
See you all in the Wimslow soon. True Blue, Willo. (05/03/01)


Speke Airport

EVERY TIME I ARRIVE AT MERSEYSIDE AIRPORT (MOST HOME GAMES )
MY FELLOW TRAVELLER'S AND I ARE SUBJECTED TO A MASSIVE SIGN TELLING THE WORLD THAT THE RED SHITE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!!!.CAN EVERTON FC DO ANYTHING TO INFORM THE TRAVELLING PUBLIC THAT THIS IS A LOAD OF CRAP AND THAT EVERTON THEMSELVES WOULD HAVE A GREATER CLAIM TO THIS POSITION OWING TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE THE TEAM OF THE CENTURY!!!. THANKS BILLY (24/02/01)

Blue Kipper replies: We have been in touch with Everton. We await the reply.


It will never be the same

I sat down to put my thoughts on paper. I started thinking why I love the game, kicking the ball on the streets, using coats for goal posts, driving people nuts who lived in the area. Threats of "If it goes over my yard that's the last you'll see it." Playing till it's impossible, & your mother dragged you in. That was my early years in Everton. Later moving to kirkby, grass everywhere, playing schools fields getting my umbro Everton shirt, continental boots - best crimbo present ever. Me dad taking me to Goodison, going to away games Burnley. Bolton. Blackburn, & Wolves, to name a few. The magic of the game.
My idols,Young, Vernon, Gabriel ,Kay. Later Harvey, Kendall, Ball feeling good about being an Everton supporter. Today the magic died, the shite going on, ongoing injury's, no money, shite rich players fuck the people with no balls. No desire to play for the people of Everton. Don't get me wrong but when did the last foreign player do fuck all for the blues. Ammocatchei, and he came on by mistake. Even if we have money who the fuck wants to support a foreign legion. Maybe a few, but look at the red shite, they are going to loose the support when all the people wake up to the fact, that the pricks are millionaires, laughing all the way to the bank. So ended my gripe. It will never be the same. John Lea (03/02/01)


tranmere massacre

what the fuck was that!!!. I am left fucking speachless and humiliated by that totally useless display by our overpaid and impotent team that does'nt deserve to wear the famous royal blue jerseys its taken all our history to build our reputation for classy football and always having a big heart inside and an appetite of a tiger.
When the powers that be employ these so called proffesional footballers do they check out their temperament to see wether they have the gutts and mental attitude to play for a club that is ambitious like ours. I am not having a go at Walter Smith on this one but if he takes my advise get rid of the people who can't get up for the big occasions because if he can't recognise them now he will see who they are when it comes to fightig off relegation and believe it or not the door bell has started to ring.
How to build a successfull team:
1 Players should have a reasonable level of ability (this does'nt mean they have shown flashes of ability for a so called top european team. it could be Joe Bloggs of Torquay United then you move to the next question)
2 does he compliment our team ie does he add a balance kicks with left or right foot does he have pace defensively does he have a prescence is he a leader. if after all these questions are answered move to the biggest of all the questions
3 does he have a stomach for football and the club sometimes called character sometimes called bottle sometimes called gutts but most of all ability to overcome all that is put in front of him for the club and the supporters that pay his wages.
Because all the above did'nt come to the fore on saturday and apart from a few you could count on 5 fingers i would say as a supporter we were short changed and the players who did'nt perform know who they are, and if i was in charge they would be paying my office a visit on monday morning.
Please dont think i am whingeing about saturday because i feel Tranmere deserved the win and i hated hearing the blues getting booed off goodison specially in front of Tranmere what where those idiots thinking of.
I care about my club and i hate having around non achievers who get paid big money for poor performance when the arse falls out of football it will be people like us that will pick up the pieces and the carpet baggers that are in football will be a bad nightmare
An embarrassed Blue. Blue Blood Brother (28/01/01)


Sheedy was my hero

I have been looking for a site like this for years. This is the best site ever! i have visited it loads since i found it. I am a loyal everton fan since going to watch Mel Pejecs Testimonal against hereford Utd. 4-0 to the toffees, Cottee (2) Sharp(2). Sheedy was my hero and i got his autograph! I try to go as much as i can, even though it is a 450 mile round trip! Anyway, keep up the great work! Matt Phillips (forevereverton!) (25/01/01)


'Devon Reds Society' in Full Spectacle!!!

Just thought I'd let 'Bluekipper' know how shit the other shower of shite's following over the Park go about 'FOLLOWING' their miniscule shitty club! I've been following the 'Blues' for 25 years and go as often as I can and whilst home from university at xmas I've been working part-time in a shop in Ellesmere Port, (Exiled Blue). Anyway, the Kopite shite were playing the 'Gooners' the other week on Sky and as I'm stood outside pinching a quick fag, there, across the precinct were about 25-30 redneck twats all clad in the 'pink and white shite' watching the game in 'Martin Dawes' window. To my disgust at them not being at the match with their age-old adage 'We can't get a ticket', there they were all jumping on one another when Gerrard scored. I proudly shouted GO THE MATCH across at them. A woman walking past tells me that they're there everytime the shite are on! You may of heard these kind of stories before but it makes me piss to see them doing it. Anyway, that's me over and out... 'Forever BLUE' and obviously, 'BETTER DEAD THAN RED'
Cracking site by the way, think it's better than WSAG!!! Graham (06/01/01)


Hey - Blues on the internet unite

The Blues are taking over the media, just give us some trophies! Nice website and keep up the good work. Dotcoms may have suffered the same fate as Everton of late, but both are here to stay. ------------------------ Cliff Jones - Blue till I die. Editor in Chief, Freeserve. (19/12/00)


The Blue Kipper team were at "The Top House" before the Ipswich game

I recently posted a recommendation for the TOP TOFFEE ALE 'OUSE,TOP HOUSE WALTON VILLAGE.I said the only draw back was Jay the managers son who is a red neck.Well after Saturday(v Man U).I now have new found respect for him.He's the first red I've ever ever met who actually wanted the Mancs to be beat us,well since '85 anyway. The red bastards are usually so sickly patronizing to us,in their hatred of the Mancs, that it is becoming unbearable.So it was great to hear one being as bitter and twisted as me!I want the Mancs to win everything we don't as long as the red shite don't win anything! Peter Rigby 19/09/00


Gazza back on the ale! Who says he's been off it?

ALRIGHT BLUE KIPPER, A THOUGHT ABOUT GASCOIGNE.. I AM A BLUE EXILE IN SHEFFIELD AT THE MOMENT, AND SO AM FORCED TO FREQUENT YORKIE DRINKING HOLES.. LAST MONDAY WHO SHOULD BE IN THE LOCAL, BUT NO MARKS CHRIS WADDLE, CARLTON PALMER AND, SADLY, GAZZA IN TOW! I HOPE THIS IS NOT THE START OF HIS BOOZING UP AWAY DAYS AS HE DID GET BOLLIXED AND STARTED SINGING SHITE ON THE KARAOKE... ... I WISH GAZZA WELL AT EVERTON, IF ANYTHING TO PISS OFF THE ANTI - EVERTON MEDIA ATTENTION THAT WE SEEM TO GET- BUT I HOPE HE DOESN'T THINK THAT BY SPEWING OFF DOWN THE M62 TO SHEFFIELD AND GETTING PISSED THERE , THAT HE IS BEING OK TO THE FANS AND THE CLUB, I ONLY WISH BARMBY WOULD DEVELOP A HUGE DRINK PROBLEM , AND MAYBE A BROKEN LEG.THE BLUE BARON.   16/08/2000


The Blue Gospel

Well played bluekipper.com and friends for spreading the Blue Gospel. I to try to follow a similar crusade through out Holland but consistently come up against the usual groups of red shite and sad Mancs whom generally have no connections whatsoever with Liverpool or Manchester. Excellent website, gives me something to do in work. BARMBY IS A WHORE.
Michael Kennedy.(16/08/00)
Holland.
PS.    Joggers snapshots "Evertonians in lifejackets 1985" Bottom right corner, Blond highlights is Phil Gregory, London. I let him know.


Look-A-Likes

I reckon Nyarko looks like Grace Jones. Excellent site by the way. Tony Clarke 17/08/00
BLUE KIPPER REPLIES;
Thanks for the suggestion Tony, we agree with you.
See Look-A-Likes page.


"Where the brass band plays 'F**K OFF BARMBY'

So the little Geordie/Cockney, who loves the Red shite - which means fuck all (because Gary Speed achieved a childhood ambition in signing for Everton - since when he has always been a loser, not just his kecks after the whores ran off with his gear in a hotel in Manchester when he woke up pissed, but also consistently at Wembley! arrgh we don't lose there - in the 90's), twat bastard that WE converted into a half decent player (via Bill Kenwright's pleas to Keegan & Walter Smith's top class coaching and man management) has decided that he wants to step across the park!!Un-fuckin'-believable! The game has gone mad, he would have struggled to get into a Sunday pub side before Walter came along. Is this the same bloke who regularly kissed the badge? Kiss my arse you little shit ( I was hoarse for 2 days after Gary Speed came back to Goodison) if this goes ahead I will fulfill a nightmare and jump from the Upper Bullens onto the red midget and punch his lights out. ('arl sausage)30/06/00 


'Arl Sausage made a few comments about Nick Barmby, most of which I can relate to. However, I think it's dangerous to draw comparisons with the Gary Speed affair. It was pretty obvious that something went on behind the scenes with that transfer. I honestly believe that Gary Speed was committed to Everton until this incident and wouldn't be surprised if Johnson had something to do with it. Speak to you soon .Joe..  9th Aug 2000.

Alright Lads?  How are we going?  Heard about the site from young jogger in a recent email.  Had a lot of fun reading the pages and will check them regularly.  I don't get to see too many games here in Saudi but the odd one is shown, mainly Utd,& Chelsea .  Good to see the official EFC website is much improved from last year and is kept up to date, take it easy. Young Frank, Saudi. 23rd July 2000

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