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I Wonder...?

It's a long shot, but do you suppose Graham Poll never awarded his 1st XI a penalty on Saturday because Gerrard had had a word with him? Maybe, just maybe, the request was not to award any penalties incase they miss them all again in just the same way as they knocked England out of the World Cup? Surely not? Gwladys. (15/09/06)

The Derby

It was without doubt a match that would both define the future of the blues season and the purchase of Andrew Johnson. Both futures look assured as Everton cruised to what must be the best result against the shite for many many many years. This eclipses most Everton victories since the heady days of the 80's and Moyesy's tactics where spot on. The not blue half of our city where outplayed out defended out attacked in fact out everythinged in an Everton victory that if sustained will send a message to both the prem league and the England manager. In Johnson we have a player who is rapidly making Rooney look average, his work rate and running making the former Moyesy protege looking more the fat arrogant overated twat we all knew him to be. The king is dead. Long live Johnson.

Not only did Everton want to win more than the shite they wanted to prove to each other as well as the crowd that they could play the ball better and they did with style, pleasing the crowd was secondary in a display in which Moyesy's team pleased each other with a sublime display of football. Gone were the hit and hope tactics so readily deployed in previous derby's. Fresh blood in the back four as well as in the forward line were the key to this Everton white wash with Lescott looking just as an astute a buy, as Johnson. Yobo especially enjoying the introduction of the class centre half who shows pace vision and commitment. The season is young but if Everton play half as well as they did in this match, we have no one to fear this season and as the song by Yazz goes "The only way is Up. " Joeverton. (15/09/06)

Andy Johnson

Hi there. What a good site this is and I like the new boy Johnson don't all you blue noses. Aaron in Rock Ferry. (15/09/06)

Me 'arl Fella's Shouts

Reply to 'shout' number 958 by Sam Keating. I was at the Bolton game when Pistone got injured and I wasn't singing "Let Him Die", so 'all the Everton fans' couldn't have been singing it, could they???

Why would you want one of your own players to die, let alone an opposing player? It's a game of footy for fuck's sake and besides that, Pistone was an ever present, playing more games than any other Everton player, in our most recent successful season when we finished 4th. Get some Everton history behind you, a football brain and a life, you sad twat. Blue Jonesey. (15/09/06)

Derby Win

I had a tenner on Cahill to score first and Everton to win 2-0 so you could imagine what I done when AJ scored his second………….went fucking crazy in the pub and cheered like crazy and jumped around spilling my lager everywhere (I’ve never known lager to taste so good), and us out numbered blues waved the red shite fans out as their heads were hung low. £750 you cost me A.J. but it was worth every penny to see the biggest derby victory of my life…….that is until we go to Analfield and win 4-0. YOU BLUE BEAUTIES

Lee (Southern Blue)……………..what a day……………what a hangover………still burping up tequila!! Lee Worgan. (14/09/06)

That Kid

I can't wipe the smile off my face since watching the game on Foxtel here in OZ - Seeing this little lad REJOICING after the 3rd goal just put the icing on the cake for me. This photo was taken from the TV coverage by Rich, a brother in blue from the Everton supporters club here in Oz. The still photo is great but the video is even better. Can we get this lad a start as our mascot?

By the way - what about Lee Carsley - I am really glad he didn't go to Wolves. I thought he dominated. Laurie from OZ. (14/09/06)

Tim Cahill

I just wanted to voice my opinion on Tim’s comments recently after the derby win. He Said: "You have got to work hard to keep them happy - I am not saying they are hard supporters but they want to see you work your hardest and do the best you can. If they see you play badly but work hard then they appreciate it. That is one of the best things playing for Everton."

Couldn’t put it better Myself Tim that is exactly the score at Everton Play with grit determination and a will to give everything and you will always be loved at Everton. I believe that this is the main difference between us and so many other clubs across the country. Proud to be Blue. Sean. (14/09/06)

No hiding place for the kopites

In blue heaven on saturday from my perch in the Street end. Made up to get a call yesterday from my eldest lad Greg in the forces in Afghanistan who had seen the match wearing his proud colours and took money off every Kopite on the camp as they where full of their usual bull about it being our cup final and how they'd turn us over. Bring on the return at Analfield so we can deprive them of six points and keep them out of Europe properly this time. Elaine Braithwaite. (16/09/06)

Away Supporters End

Does anyone have a photo of the empty away supporters end during (during, not after!) the derby on Saturday? I'd love to transform it into a screen saver emblazoned with the banner headline "you'll never walk alone". The aim is to load it onto a friend's computer when I next visit.

Of course, if someone wants to create one for me and send the link to BK then all the better. Thanks. Gwladys. (16/09/06)

Stato

Nice to see the stats back up what we all know. Click Here. Ben (14/09/06)

42 years in waiting

liver fuckin pool, red shite always looking at Everton at the end of their noses. Well what a day! My eyes were filled knowing 1st time in 42 yrs 3.0 the result was so right. The ref for once didn't go against us, seeing those sweet looking Toffees lapping up every moment. Didn't get chance to travel. I only had the comfort of my chair. To all the Everton fans: Keep all the great support. c u soon. 1878 milano man. (14/09/06)

How did you get on mate?

How did you spend Saturday if you couldn't make it to the game? Not being able to buy tickets I did the next best thing. I took my son to see the mighty Gretna take on Dundee. There seemed to be an influx of Pinkee shirts. Normally you don't see that many of them in a wee Scottish town with a population of 800. For some reason they appeared to be everywhere. Had the best time ever. Each time we saw a Pinkee I'd stop them and ask, "How did you get on mate?" The conversation went one of two ways...

How did you get on mate?
We lost 3 nil.
Yeah I know!

How did you get on mate?
Dunno.
You lost 3 nil.

Finally in the pub, Pinkee at the end of the bar, I ordered my drinks and asked the bar maid, "How did Everton get on today?"
"Don't know love"
"They won 3 nil"

Loud cheers from the other end of the bar followed and everyone stretching their necks to see the Pinkee's reaction.

Here's to a repeat. Gwladys. (14/09/06)

Happy Blue

I'm Just so fucking happy its fucking untrue. David Lydiate. (14/09/06)

redshite Fans

As a steward in the Main Stand at Goodison, can I pass on my thanks to any Liverpool fans in the stand on Sat. I have to say that as far as I am aware, all the fans were perfectly behaved. Although it was nice to see all the reds leaving early looking very depressed. Long may their depression reign!. Steward. (14/09/06)

Spreading The Good Word

Going back a couple of emails, I noticed the ongoing saga over kopites being everywhere but Liverpool. Thought I'd share a little anecdote from my time in Sheffield.

My room mates at the time were all from Kenilworth, just outside Coventry. One of the lads (Little Mickey) was a lifelong kopite on account of a thorough lack of independent thought, but was enough of a typical gobshite to sit down and shut up whenever I questioned his commitment to the little bell ends. He'd go on and on and ON about Shankley this and Rushy that, but when pressed for more info couldn't provide it. So far, so friggin' obvious.

The other two lads (Tommy La and Denno) were decent guys. One of them was a Cov fan and the other didn't like football. Remember that - HE DIDN'T LIKE FOOTBALL. Everything was going fine, until that fateful season when the arrogant pricks spawned their way to win some cup in Istanbul. Start of the season, no drama - looks like another typical season of underachieving from the Boys from Devon. But suddenly, sensing they can piss on some rather hefty Everton chips, they start to do the unthinkable...they start to get places in Europe.

Little Matty's over the moon, but still can't have a proper convo on footy. So what does he do? He starts to infect the other 2, spreading propaganda and lies (much like the Nazis, but a little bit worse). It's subtle at first, stuff about a) the ground and b) their history (which I set straight: "a) it's ours and b) you've got none"). But it sets ideas off in there little minds. Before I know it, I come home to find the three of them sat in Liverpool shirts. Had they started breeding? No, it was the work of one little bitter gobshite who couldn't have a ding-dong with my good self and so he bolstered his numbers. Not only had he managed to pollute a lifelong Coventry fan, he also worked his dark magic on a committed hater of football. That, my friends, is fookin scary.

Lo and behold, come that rigged final they were dancing and singing like their team had won. But they hadn't, someone else's had, and they couldn't see that point. The moral of the story? Keep your eyes and ears peeled, cos they're every-fucking-where and they're tellin lies to honest people. Do your bit - stop the shit. I moved to Newcastle bout 18 months ago, and the barcodes are almost as bad as the kopites! Big team my bollocks. Jonesy (spreading The Good Word in Newcastle). (14/09/06)

'Whirling Dervishes'

Did you by any chance see coverage of the Derby last Saturday evening? There was the most humorous scene at the end after A.J. had notched his second. The cameras focused on the crowd. Those in blue were hopping up and down like 'Whirling Dervishes'. Amongst them was one crestfallen visitor from across the Park. His face was pure comedy and could not have been bettered in 'Only Fools and Horses' Doug Roberts. (14/09/06)

Great In New Orleans

What a game. With tape delay got to watch the Derby in my local, Finn McCools in New Orleans, at 6pm. After avoiding the score all day and consuming way too many Derby Day spirits I was fortunate enough to be the only Evertonian watching with 5 Kopites. Absolutely brilliant. I sang myself horse and scared many of the Yanks hanging out quietly. I was a mini hurricane of noise in this damaged City. And yes the Kopites were sick. Well Done lads. Adrian, New Orleans. (12/09/06)

Sorry

Nice to see the BBC apologising to Davey Moyes on their MOTD2 show last night. It came as a result of their empty head staff not doing their homework properly. I don't know, they're only doing one job and they fail miserably to do that right. Anyway, as I mentioned a while back, they had accused the Club of charging exorbitant fees to have kids walk on to the hallowed turf as mascots.

As the empty head presenter Adrian (ha ha!) Chiles (ha ha ha!) explained, 'Everton Football Club don't charge anything' for this privilege. What he did fail to do, was mention who actually do charge the most. Well it begins with Chel and ends in sea. Hope their proud of themselves.

By the way, it was quiet in work this morning. I was laughing my head off all day 'cause THEY were waiting for me to say something. I did hear some muttering between themselves. Something about getting rid of Rough-as-hell Beneath-us. Eddieparkend COYB. (12/09/06)

Team Spirit

So Blue Bill had an out of body experience well I had an out of skull experience and even enjoyed my hangover. But it was the kopites out of ground experience that made me laugh,trying to escape as fast as their little legs would carry them. Trying not to be noticed, looking extremely embarrassed,tripping over their bottom lips,waving two fingers at us (how thick are they?) we all know it was 3-0. And then came the excuses, the ref was on Everton's side, blah blah blah etc etc etc Look at the stats, fouls against Liverpool 14, fouls against Everton 23 hardly a ref that was on our side.

LiverPoll missed the big decisions for the reds and penalised us far too easily in short he was rubbish for both sides(which for us, we blues knew how shite he would be). We deserved our win for the pure effort and team spirit we showed as against the whole Liverpool back line looking like rabbits caught in the headlights when AJ ran at them. The shite are not big enough or have the class to give credit where its due. They should instead of blaming the ref look closer to home,try the shite team selection,try shite substitutions,I for one was glad to see the back of Sissoko,try no passion(Gerrard and Momo excepted) and finally they played an Everton side that's tactics were right,that out fought,out battled,out chased and out bled them in order to win.

Excuse me for being smug,every dog has its day and I'm going to enjoy ours, thank you very much. Kind Regards John Kelly. (12/09/06)

Calm Down, Calm Down

Come on now, lads, calm down calm down. I think you're getting a bit over-excited about my previous rant regarding the redshite. What I said about fans outside of the city was aimed specifically - SPECIFICALLY - at the redshite, as I thought the whole email made clear. You read into it something that I never meant - it would never enter my head to slag off a fellow Bluenose just because they weren't from Liverpool. And I'm mates with loads of them, by the way.

I was trying to point out that there are too many redshites from other cities who've just latched on to their horrible glory hunting bandwagon for no other reason than they've been successful in the past and those "fans" have also acquired the legendary redshite arrogance and ignorance. They know fuck all about their history or the game but try to take the piss out of us every chance they get. I wonder how many nouveau redshites have turned on to them since Istanbul. Be honest, who would you respect more - a guy from, say, Plymouth who is committed to his home team, or a guy from Plymouth who doesn't know where the fuck analfield is but has decided to "support" them just cos they got lucky and won the Champions League? And please - don't get the hump and email in if you happen to be from Plymouth.

How easy is it to latch onto a bit of success? Just like we now see all the "lifelong" Chelsea fans ragging us at Goodison - but where were they when they were shite, as we always remind them?

If you live outside the city and support the Blues then good on yer - like the rest of us you support them from conviction, not because it's fashionable or because you've jumped on the bandwagon - cos we don't have one and haven't had one for far too long. The media can't seem to abide us or give us any credit. By the way, does anybody else hope that the lardarse Alan Green dies screaming? (And if you happen to be a lardarse yerself, please don't email in. If you're a lardarse from Plymouth I've got no fucking chance)

No, Evertonians are not glory hunters, because as has been said too many times before, we don't choose we are chosen. Let's not start an argument over which Evertonians are better, inside or outside the city shall we. It doesn't matter; what matters is that you follow EFC - wherever you're from. And never forget, you've won first prize in the lottery of life. And fuck the redshite.
COYB!! Kevin Latham
. (12/09/06)

500 mile round trip

I agree with some points of Kevin's e mail but, being an exile scouser living in Norfolk for over 20 years. Being a true blue is extremely hard, as living here you are plagued with Man Utd fans, Arsenal fans, a massive Chelsea following and so on and so forth. Would Kevin travel a 500 mile round trip on a freezing cold winters day with his young son who is also a fanatical Evertonian (not born in Liverpool but, is still so proud to be a true blue). On many occasions travelling down the A14 and the M6 we have met so many true blues from all over the country, who spend the majority of the day travelling to and from the match, just to worship the blue boys play for 90 minutes and to share in the Goodison experience.

I think bluekipper is an excellent site, and I spend a lot of my spare time reading it. I enjoy the majority of the articles, but I would like to see less of the derogatory remarks against Blues from outside of the city. We are all Evertonians after all.

Evertonians are born, not manufactured. We do not choose, we are chosen. Those who understand need no explanation, those who don't.......................... don't matter.

Great start to the season, can't take the smile off my face after Saturday's result. I will be back up to Liverpool for the Wigan game, in the park end as usual. COYB
. Paul. (12/09/06)

1984 Derby

I'm sure many Evertonians watched highlights of the 1984 derby at Anfield on the ESPN channel last week... but did anyone else, besides myself, hear the Everton supporters singing ' It's a grand old team to play for...?'. Frankieboy. (12/09/06)

Stellar

Lads, What can I say? In a word? Stellar! Not the ale either! Well done to one and all-loved the "Sing when you're winning" chants when we were 2-0 up. Gave the Polish barman at my Brixton boozer plenty of stick throughout the match as he was wearing the RS strip. I'm an exiled Scouser in London ( 20 years). Amazing to see the game. Watched the match with a black fella called, guess what? Everton! He's got the faith-had a shirt on too. No shit Sherlock. Thought I was tripping at the end! Mental. Proper bladdered on the ale. Did lots of the RS leave early to get their trains, planes and automobiles to Ireland, Norway, The West Country, Home Counties.........yawn yawn? Congratulations lads, keep up the good work on the site. Cheers! Regards, Kevin Perkes. (12/09/06)

Blue Prayer Answered! Everton 3 Red Sh*te 0... Amen!

I seen the original version of this on the Blue Kipper website and sent it to every kopite i know. Needless to say I couldn't resist doing a post match version! Bragging rights are back lads!!

Our Tater, whose Team F*cked the red Sh*te 3-0.
Hallowed is our name,
Thy three points will come,
Thy red sh*te got done,
Those kopites all from devon,
You give us this day with our Andy Johnson,
and forgave some bad passes,
as we scored three passed the forces of darkness,
and lead us to the top of the league at our famous stadia,
For thine is the Goodison,
and the Beattie,
and the CAHILL,
foreverton and everton
our Moyesy's Men.

Keep up the good work lads... best site around... EST 1878. Gary Barnes. (12/09/06)

Me Mums Last Game-update

Dear Bluekipper

Firstly a big thank you for making my mum a 'sticky' on the message board, that meant an awful lot. And a big thank you to all the Evertonians who took the time to read and post there good wishes, digsy for his vid tribute and the others who sent message's and pm's of good wishes.

Finally my mum is in a virtual coma now,drug induced to ease the pain,but she did manage to sit up an watch the MOTD highlights with me on the saturday plus took her first food for over a week as she has been so poorly. Its good to know that i have big blue family with me during this tough time. Once a Blue-Always a Blue-Thanks to my mum. Thanks Again-Great Site. Andyw34. (12/09/06)

redshite

Benny Hill and his 'Clangers' really F-cked up big time! Pepe' 'the juggler' mistook Andy Johnson's head for the ball. Gerrard had POST traumatic stress syndrome and Alonso submitted to Cahill when headlocked in the World Wrestling Federation pitch challenge. Bellend was no where to be seen.

Well done to the Players, Manager and staff.................I've said for a long time that a blend of youth and experience was key for Everton to challenge the top 4, and at last we are building for the future. Two or three decent players aged 22 to 25 in the next transfer window, will ensure a season to remember and perhaps a trophy. So Come on you blues.........lt the good times roll, and lets have more of beating the Red Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite! Mal (Trueblue) but not holdings!
(12/09/06)

Everton Fanatic

Hello just like to say i have to agree with kevin latham on everything he said except "fans from outside the city". Well I'm definitely from outside the city but I'm also an Everton fanatic and where i come from we are thin on the ground I started supporting Everton in 1977 and my main reason obviously wasn't the success they were enjoying ,but the brilliant fans i just couldn't believe that in spite of all the let downs against that pack of overrated twats the fans never stopped singing,from that year i was hooked,also ill never forgive that bastard clive thomas for his disallowing the goal in the cup, a perfectly good goal too. I have to say that liverpool fans are the most irritating bunch you would come across no more so than here in Ireland. these fuckers here just think there's nothing like liverpool and everton fans like myself have to listen to the jokes (neverton e.t.c original huh? ) but after the result on saturday i went out on the town and met quite a few of em, and they are the most arrogant bunch of bastards you could meet, i must have met 50 that night and not 1 of them said that everton deserved to win it was the usual excuses,gerrard was injured,riise wasn't fit,bellamy wasn't playing,blah blah blah ad nauseum.but anyway enough of my ranting thanks for a brilliant site keep up the good work and victory to the Everton. Pat McCann. (12/09/06)

Friendly Derby

Just thought I’d share a Saturday Post Derby story of mine. The attached file has been sent to the Liverpool Echo to print. They probably won’t though as it shows the RS for what they really are. Oh, and in an effort to get my letter printed I refrained from higher levels of sarcasm. It would be good to see it on your website though.

To the Editor,

Like the countless others, you’ll no doubt be expecting this to be yet another letter from an Evertonian celebrating our Saturday afternoon stroll in the park. Instead however I’d like to take this opportunity to write about my latest experience of the “friendly” derby.

Following the game, over an hour after the final whistle I was driving back home basking both in the joy of victory and possibly the last of our summer sunshine. After driving past Anfield and continuing along Shield Road I stopped at a pedestrian crossing, where after noticing the EFC on my car number plates I was subjected to some mild verbal abuse by a couple off (I’ll call them) Liverpudlians. Not a problem!

After the lights turned to green and I continued along the road I noticed a gang of approximately 50, again, Liverpudlians, standing outside a well known watering hole of theirs. Being quite distinctive in my royal blue car, it’s number plates, and with my Everton shirt on, I decided to speed up a little. As I approached, one of the “fans” launched a glass bottle in the air, targeted at me. I admit though, it didn’t come as a total surprise as I’d already noticed smashed glass in the road, no doubt the remains of a previous attack on a fellow blue.

Luckily the bottle landed a yard from my car, but by now, as I was broadside to the pub, en-mass a gang of probably 20-25 ran into the road to share some more of their thoughts with me. As I continued along the road, expecting the abuse to be left behind I then slowed to stop in queuing traffic some 100 yards from a red light. Still weary however I looked in my mirror, and seeing I had nowhere to go the mass gang charged along the road trying to catch up with me, again throwing bottles, obviously intent on doing me some serious harm. Lambs to the Slaughter springs to mind!

The limited options were running through my mind as to a way out of the situation – none of them any safer than the others. I quickly manoeuvred around the car in front, drove along the wrong side of the road for just short of a hundred yards, around a blind bend, and then drove through a red light, dodging the crossing traffic. Luckily once through the red light the gang gave up their chase, and I was then able to drive on and report the incident to the nearest Police Station. The response “Shield Road again!” from the on duty Officer says it all……..the pubs in this area are obviously building themselves a reputation.

Anyway I’m here able to tell the story, and luckily this letter will be one of many Evertonians letters as opposed to front page news had I not been able to escape those so called fans. Friendly derby? Cheers, M. (12/09/06)

GREAT GOODISON DAY TO REMEMBER

As Evertonians we experience more emotions than other fans. It has always been a rollercoaster ride being a Blue. Dave Hickson's winner against the unbeatable Man Utd in 1953 with the blue blood spilling out of his head. Bob Latchford's thirty goals. The sheer quality performances from the holy trinity. Howard Kendall's championship winning of the eighties. The golden vision in the sixties. Saturday was up there with the best experience for many a day. Certainly it will be remembered by all the young blues who were there with their Dads. We always have to overcome adversity which makes it so much more enjoyable. This time it was that steaming pillock Poll with his biased display of total ineptitude. One swallow does not make a summer. Unlike last season we did not lie down and die. As good as Andrew Johnson was the team spirit was there for all to see. The hunger was there and the desire to succeed was paramount. The gamesmanship in announcing the new stadium on Stanley Park boating lake was blown away to smithereens when Nigel Martyn was introduced to the fans before the game. Thanks for a truly memorable day to remember. Jack Warner. LIFELONG BLUE. (12/09/06)

Blues not in the city

Well nobody can take the grin off my face, and I don't think I will stop smiling for months, but on the subject of blues not living in the city there shouldn't be an issue on this subject if your blue that's good enough. I was born in Liverpool lived there until I was 21 now 43 and live 60 miles away and part of the Wakefield branch as the blue kipper lads know a decent sized branch of scousers and Yorkshire lads and as passionate as the next blue about Everton. I had this before on here with a chap from wigan he knows who he is by the way. Dan I remember in your reply when you ripped me to bits about signing players you had Johnson (shite). hhmm I wonder what you think now because we think he's god
keep up the good work Steve and bk lads. John. Halifax (wakefield branch) blue blood runs through these viens. (12/09/06)

Do We Need Beats?

Well like every true blue I still gota head like a bucket and I aint gota voice. O did I enjoy taking the piss out of the die hard red shites in the local Saturday night, Sunday lunchtime. Ok I know I ain't the biggest fan of Moyesy but the 4-5-1 formation definitely works providing we got a fast forward. Two years ago it worked with Benty and now it certainly works with AJ. It doesn't work with Beats, so if 4-5-1 is our best formation, he ain't going to be in the starting line-up and that makes him one expensive reserve. I gota funny feeling he wont be joining us for pre season training next year. We might have to cut our losses, again, but at least money will be available to try and secure Tim Howard or a decent keeper. Prediction time, if we keep healthy, we are in Europe next year no problem. WayneWales. (12/09/06)

What A Match

What a performance! Tiny got it right in his post match interview, he said that AJ was the missing piece of the jigsaw. Two big wins under our belt, thanks to that genius AJ. Our 'title contender' neighbours (yeah right!) were made too look ordinary. Yobo and Lescott were pure class against the freak and the cocaine nose job. I will be smilling until our next meeting, bring on Wigan! Cheers PC. (12/09/06)

Bitter Reds

I have always been called a bitter blue and when I think about it I probably am. Come to think about I fuckin know I AM. So I hope you can get hold of Monday's Daily Post an read the most bitterest red ever. A red twat named larry moran o how it must hurt to know you just have to turn up to win. From one gloating bitter blue to a sad biased red prick. Charty. (12/09/06)

New UEFA Ruling

After coming back into work on this glorious Monday morning and hearing the sh*te excuse's that the kopites are knocking out me mate is lobbying for support to take to FIFA/UEFA to get them to introduce the new rule change as below.

The stats have swayed it for me, justice once again hasn't been done. Therefore in order for our "red friends" to get the result they deserve, i'm getting on to UEFA to request they introduce Aussie rule style posts at all grounds they play at. Therefore if they "dominate games by continually missing the main target area" ( currently this is the aim of the game, but is now under review ) but get within 20 ft either way or hit the post they'll get something for their efforts, half a point or something. Your support would be appreciated.

Cheers. Its from Big Al Jones. (12/09/06)

Derby result caution

Great result on Saturday but let's not get too excited until we've played some decent opposition. Peter Hall. (12/09/06)

Complaint NOT

We should of won 10-Nil, that AJ is rubbish to only score 2 against a shit defence like shittpoolz & wat was Tim thinking to only get one!?? Should of got an easy hatrick each, I expect a much better performance & a much larger win when we visit the sewer they call Anfield in February!

STILL ON A HIGH, BEST GAME EVER!!!! BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! NOTHING LIKE SINGING THE BLUES, WHEN WE WIN & THE REDSHITE LOSE! LOVE THE SITE, LOVE EVERTON, LOVE MY GAL KATIE & LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW, CHAMPIONZ LEAGUE HERE WE COME! Ahmed Doghem. (12/09/06)

You can't take this away from us

It will be remembered as the greatest day of my life. On the field it was an awesome display. Every single man in Blue (including Gary Naysmith) was magnificent, the performance was magnificent, every single fan in the ground was magnificent and most importantly the score line was magnificent. Although the day got off to an appauling start (our thoughts are with you Lisa and we all wish you a speedy recovery) nothing can take the shine off what was truly the most remarkable day in living memory. Not even the disgraceful actions of some Liverpool fans could spoil it. Let me re-phrase that, these were not fans these were the dregs of humanity. Our supporters club bus was stopped at traffic lights on the way back, when out of a pub came a load of animals (sorry to offend animals) who started to attack it. A shower of glasses, bottles and God knows what else rained down on the vehicle with such force and aggression that one of the windows completely shattered. They continued this attack and tried to get on board. It's a family supporters club and therefore there were children on board for Gods sake. What sort of person does this kind of thing?

Their football team is so average that they have to get their kicks from terrifying children. Their parents must be really really proud. I had hoped that this kind of mindless stupidity had been relegated to the past and that such hooliganism was a thing of history. The friendly derby? Perhaps I'm being Naive. Don't get me wrong. This isn't a "all Liverpool fans are evil" kind of article. Every team has a rouge element, I know that and (against my better judgment) some of my best friends are reds. As far as I'm aware all the reds in Goodison conducted themselves well, but these thugs had clearly not even been to the game. Without wanting to sound like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, You can break as many of our windows as you like but you will never ever take the gloss off that win. It was 3 nil before you attacked us and it was 3 nil after you attacked us. All you succeeded in doing was make the result even sweeter because as well as having the "on the field" bragging rights we can also take the moral high ground too. It was my first derby and I urge every fan to cherish how you felt at the final whistle and keep it with you always. We may never experience anything like it again in our lifetimes. Thankyou Westcountry Blues and thankyou God for creating Everton Football Club. It always has been and always will be a grand old team to play for and a grand old team to support. Spencer Bishop. (12/09/06)

Swiss Cheese

Aj put the fear of god into Carragher, the shites defence was like swiss cheese!! Matthew Wilson. (12/09/06)

Marks and Spencers Football

This was not football - it was Marks and Spencers football. I hate them. I hate tomatoes, strawberries, red smarties, most snooker balls, rudolph the reindeer, all reindeers just to make sure - and I'm even wary of undercooked bacon. Wasn't that just the best day ever?! Yosser. (12/09/06)

The Mirror

Is it just me or did anyone else read some of the shite that Derek McGovern (prick) wrote about Evertonians (Daily Mirror, 09/09/06)? I quote, "in the last seven Scouse set-tos there have been seven sendings off, the majority for dirty Evertonian gits." He continues,"Let me explain what that means for the hard of understanding (Evertonians)." Then comes his coup de grace, "By taking 9-2 that there is a red card and 2-5 that there is not, you cannot fail to make a profit, unless you're an imbecile (Evertonian).". Doesn't this cunt realise that most shite fans can't even read English, let alone understand his undeserved attack on our great club?

I can't believe The Mirror actually allowed this bollocks to go to print - oh actually, I can, they've been power bumming the shite for years now. I'm calling on all Blues to boycott this shit rag of a paper and just stick to the pretty pictures in The Star. Anyway, we fucked 'em 3-0 so he can stick it up his arse! Blue Tommy. (12/09/06)

Good Odds

JUST WANTED TO SAY WHAT A GREAT DAY YESTERDAY, STILL CELABRATING NOW AS I WILL BE ALL THROUGH THE WEEK!!! ANYWAY AS I ALWAYS DO I ALWAYS BET ON THE BLUE BOY'S EVERY GAME, I LAYED £35.00 ON THE GAME IN BETS I HAD EVERY BET UNDER THE SUN APART FROM THE SUPER BLUES TO WIN 3-0!! HERE IN ANGLESEY EVERYBODY HATES THE RED SHITE (SO EVERYONE SHOULD) BY THE WAY! MY BROTHER BEEN A MANURE FAN PUT £5 ON THE SUPER BLUES TO TURN OVER THE RED SHITE 3-O AT 40/1 THE JAMMY BASTARD!! ANYWAY £205 RICHER BOUGHT EVERY EVERTON FAN A BEER IN THE LOCAL, FAIR PLAY, USUALLY THE LOCAL PUB IS FULL OF GOB-SHITES EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT,THERE WAS NOT 1 IN SITE THE SAD BASTARDS HAD GONE TO HIDE. BUT I'LL BE BACK TO CLAIM MY 9 PINTS IM OWED FROM THE SUPER BLUE BOYS TRASHING THE REDSHITE AND TO REMIND THE TWATS THAT THE BLUE BOYS ARE BACK!!! EVERTON 4 EVER!!!! Mark. (12/09/06)

Bias or just plain fucking arrogance you decide?

I am always proud to be an Evertonian but Saturdays result took that feeling to new heights. Saying that we need to keep our feet on the ground and push on from here, we need the same performance against the likes of the Pie Eaters starting next week. Another thing that I am proud of is that the vast majority of Evertonian’s can put bias to one side in defeat and give credit to the opposition. Not is seems our loveable neighbours from across the park?

I occasionally go on the red shite’s web site (well the one that claims to be their official site as they can’t be arsed with one of their own?). I do this simply to wind the bastards up and fuck me is that an easy task

Anyway to the point in hand, on Sunday morning (after the hangover had subsided) I trawled through every Everton Football Club related web site I could find. I wanted to read what my fellow blues thought of the performance

Eventually I thought “I wonder what the Shite have to say for themselves” so I visited www.liverpoolfc.tv/

The first thing I thought when I looked at the home page was “Did the derby actually happen yesterday or not”. There was no report that jumped out at you about the game. I eventually found a link to this report

Two goals from Andrew Johnson and one from Tim Cahill condemned Liverpool to a 3-0 Derby defeat at the hands of Everton and their first defeat in 18 games at Goodison Park on Saturday.
The Reds finished the game with 10 men when after Rafa Benitez had used all of his substitutes John Arne Riise had to go off after suffering a 78th minute recurrence of the ankle injury that has kept him out since the opening day of the season.

The statistics of this game will show that it was Liverpool who created by far the most goal scoring chances, but they slipped to their first Derby defeat since 2004 after Everton capitalised on the few they had.

Everton's goals both came in the first half. Tim Cahill opened the scoring in the 24th minute after meeting Carsley's flick on before sliding the ball under Reina from 6 yards. And Andrew Johnson made it 2-0 in the 36th minute when beating Carragher to the ball and placing it beyond Reina into the bottom left corner.

Not that it was all one way traffic in the first half because Fowler forced Howard into a smart save after just 8 seconds; and Steven Gerrard was agonisingly close when hitting the post after Howard had only been able to parry Luis Garcia's shot.

The Reds dominated the second half and Gerrard hit the post again in the 75th minute in an incident that should have seen them awarded a penalty after Hibbert handled the ball when on the ground.

Liverpool's misery was compounded in injury time when Andrew Johnson scored his second to make it 3-0, in the process making it the first time Everton have scored three times against their neighbours since the Premiership began.

So it will be the blue half of Merseyside who have the bragging rights after this 204th Merseyside Derby, but Liverpool must quickly put that behind them. The Reds have big games almost every week and have an impending date with PSV Eindhoven in the Champions League on Tuesday.

11:48 GMT : Match Starts
1 min : Liverpool kick-off attacking the Park End
1 min : Fowler has an early pop at goal with a low shot from 20-yards out that Howard stops with a diving save to his left
4 mins : Carsley gets behind the Liverpool defence and plays a dangerous ball across the face of goal but Reina is quick off his line to gather
7 mins : Carragher almost gets caught out by Johnson but recovers magnificently to make a fine block tackle
8 mins : Neville tries his luck with an effort from the edge of the box but his shot fails to find its way through a crowded penalty box
14 mins : Crouch gets on the end of a Gerrard corner from the right but directs the ball just past the post
15 mins : Garcia forces Howard into a low diving save at his near post with a well-struck left-footed drive
18 mins : Naysmith almost heads into his own net following a Garcia centre from the left
23 mins : Aurelio drags a disappointing long-range effort way wide of the Everton gaol
24 mins : GOAL! Tim Cahill: finds himself unmarked in the Reds penalty area and converts with a close-range finish
29 mins : From a wide position on the left Gerrard drills a powerful shot into the side-netting
31 mins : Garcia's curling effort his expertly saved by the fingertips of Howard and Gerrard narrowly slides the rebound behind
33 mins : Gerrard goes close again with a neat side-footed effort from the edge of the box that flies just past the upright
34 mins : Booking: Joseph Yobo: for a foul on Gerrard
35 mins : Aurelio curls a free-kick over the Everton wall but narrowly wide of the goal
36 mins : GOAL! Andy Johnson: fires coolly past Reina after getting beyond Hyypia and Carragher
44 mins : The fourth official indicates that there will be two minutes of added time
12:35 GMT : Half Time Reached
12:51 GMT : Second Half Begins
47 mins : Gerrard heads clear from a corner as Everton apply some early 2nd half pressure
48 mins : An unmarked Fowler heads tamely into the hands of Howard
50 mins : Substitution: Dirk Kuyt for Peter Crouch:
54 mins : Alonso blazes woefully over after good work down the left by Kuyt
59 mins : Finnan fires narrowly wide as Liverpool step up the pressure
61 mins : Substitution: John Arne Riise for Robbie Fowler:
63 mins : Gerrard fires an effort across the face of the Everton goal that misses the far post by a matter of inches
67 mins : Johnson almost makes it 3-0 with a glancing header from close-range
68 mins : Kuyt's impressive control and shot is well saved by Howard
72 mins : Gerrard hits the post and from the rebound Liverpool are denied what looked a legitimate penalty appeal after the ball hits Hibbert on the hand
73 mins : Booking: Momo Sissoko:
75 mins : Substitution: Jermaine Pennant for Momo Sissoko:
78 mins : Booking: John Arne Riise: for a foul on Arteta
78 mins : Riise comes off worse in the collision and is stretchered off with another ankle injury, leaving Liverpool with just ten men
79 mins : As time begins to run out for the Reds to get something out of this game Garcia goes close with a angled strike from the left edge of the box
81 mins : Substitution: James Beattie for Leon Osman:
83 mins : Naysmith shoots over as Everton threaten to add a third goal
87 mins : Kuyt heads over at the far post from an Alonso cross
88 mins : Substitution: Nuno Valente for Mikael Arteta:
88 mins : The fourth official indicates that five minutes off added time will be played
89 mins : Booking: Sami Hyypia: for a foul on Cahill
90 mins : GOAL! Andy Johnson: heads in from close-range following a mistake by Reina
13:42 GMT : Match Over

I think this smacks of either bias at its worst or more likely arrogance of the highest order. When will these bastards take off their rose coloured specs and give credit where it is due. We wanted it more than they did plain and simple, and the boys in blue were prepared to sweat blood to win the game.

OK I can accept that we had the rub of the green for once ( and I mean fucking once). The red shite have had every dodgy refereeing decision go there way for years. We have had to put up with the likes of Poll and company, and the cheating of Hansen etc whilst those bastards laugh it off as though we should just accept it.

If there was anything decent about them at all they had the opportunity on Saturday to show it by being gracious in defeat. Instead all we get from their fans, their management and the media alike, is every excuse going as to why they lost the game. Not one of them had the guts to say that we were the better side, instead they chose to say that the reason they lost was because they played shite, not that we played well.

To cap it all off this is another report on their joke of a web site. The comment from Ian Doyle of the Echo just about sums it all up?

EVERTON V LIVERPOOL: THE FINAL WORD
It was a disappointing day for the Red half of Merseyside on Saturday as Everton won the derby 3-0. Here's the best of the post-match reaction.
The Liverpool manager

"We made a lot of mistakes, too many mistakes and our defending was really poor. Last season we had a lot of clean sheets so we need to analyse why we are conceding goals so easily. I thought we were too nice at times and put ourselves under pressure. Someone said to me we had 21 shots at goal but that counts for nothing if you don't take your chances. It was a very disappointing day for us for sure."
Rafael Benitez

The opposition manager

"Liverpool are a very good team with some very good players but we showed we are a good team and have to enjoy this victory. Andy Johnson hasn't got anything to prove to anyone and he has a hunger and a passion. Andy should feel like the King of Goodison road after this game. Yes, Liverpool had one or two good chances but I thought we thoroughly deserved this victory."
David Moyes

The local newspaper

"Although this was their first competitive defeat since March, the once water-tight Liverpool defence has not kept a clean sheet for 12 games while five points have been dropped from a possible nine. Liverpool might contend Everton were gifted the victory and even Moyes had the grace to accept his team had received the rub of the green he claimed they had been missing in recent derbies. Benitez's side could point to possible fouls in the build-up to Everton's first two goals, while there were definite claims for penalties when Yobo wrestled Sami Hyypia to the ground at a free-kick and Tony Hibbert handled substitute Dirk Kuyt's low cross."
Ian Doyle, Daily Post

The broadsheet newspaper

"Everton, as Moyes conceded, were perhaps not three goals better than Liverpool; not, certainly, on the balance of chances."
James Lawton, The Independent

The Liverpool supporter

"Okay we lost the derby and it really hurts but it's only the third game of the season. We have purchased some real quality in the summer. Last season we lost 4-1 at home to Chelsea and it hurt, yes, but we picked ourselves up, dusted ourselves off and had a very very good season. Trust me guys we will play a lot better than that, we will score goals and the defending will improve. Let's remain positive, things will come together. There is no way Everton are going to finish above us. Let them have their day in the sun. We will have the last laugh."
PaulLFC, LFC.TV Message Boards

Kev Cliffe. (12/09/06)

One hell of a beating

Bill Shankley, Bob Paisley, Ian St John ( Twat ), Ron Yeats, Roger Hunt, Emlyn Hughes, Pinochio, Cilla fucking Black,, Jimmy Tarbuck, Jimmy Shithouse Case, The Dagleish Family, The Prime Minister of Taiwan, The entire population of Norway, The magnificent Stevie G, Ken bastard Dodd, Alan fuckface Parry, Rafa Beneathus, Pepe the Juggler, Judas Carragher, Robbie finished Fowler, The Freak, , Your boy's took one hell of beating. One hell of a beating. Oh such joy such joy. Kevin Jones. (12/09/06)


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