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Refreshing Change

hello bluekipper, top site.(as recommended by the times) im sick of reading the corporate content from evertonfc.com. this is a refreshing change.
I would like to underline the comments about franny jeffers made by craig, wigan and flipper. He needs to come clean and let us know what is going on. wankers like slavan bilic etc. have brought this club to its knee's. and im sure he would not want to be associated in the same sentence as him. franny needs to accept a new contract, or leave now so we can at least get a decent price for him.
matt. newton-le-willows. (14/03/01)


Stephen Hughes to West Ham

Please correct me if i'm wrong. Hughes may not be the best player at Goodison, however is this club a fucking charity? March 2000 this player cost us in the region of £3,000,000. I don't know the terms of the transfer, ie instalments but if it's true that he's going to West Ham on a free then we deserve to be in the financial position that we are in, for fuck sake we are in debt to the tune of 25 million pounds, and here we are giving a player away that cost us 3 millon less than 12 months ago. At least try and get something for him. I know it cuts the wage bill, but for fuck sake we are not in a position to be giving players away that cost us so much such a little time ago. Am i the only one who thinks like this?
Craig. Wigan Evertonian (03/02/01)


Hello. I would like to say what a pack of stupid bastards the Irish are(I mean in footballing terms).I have recently had to move to Nortern Ireland and I have friends who support two or three teams.They haven`t got a clue what the passion of the game means.I wouldn`t mind but the teams they support are the likes of Man Utd and Liverpool.They then turn round and say to me "Why don`t you support a good team like Man Utd.I am not even go to try to explain to them again WHY i support Everton and they are one hell of a good team.To be honest with you I don`t know why they follow the sport they call SOCCER! What the fuck is Soccer? If any of these STUPID IRISH BASTARDS ARE READING THIS GET YOU`RE HEAD SORTED.I thank you for letting me get that off my chest. EVERTONS No.1 FAN. Ben Lynch. (05/03/01) The scouser that lives in Ireland!


Everton Supporters Club Northern Ireland

In reply to the article by Ben Lynch on the people in the North of Ireland knowing nothing about Football, I must inform him that we have a thriving Everton Supporters Club based in Belfast but covering the whole of the North. E.S.C.N.I. has at present over 220 members and organise frequent trips to matches. If he really is the No.1 Fan (which I doubt) maybe he would like to contact us as we would welcome any Evertonian no matter what they call us. Blue Billy (10/03/01)
Contact billy-johnston@supanet.com


I believe in Walter

The way Everton have played all year has been at times unbelievable bad. Now is the time to take a good look at Walter smith. The next two weeks all the players return. No more problems with fitness. No problems who can play. It's been a traumatic two months. There have been times I really thought he was a fkking idiot. Along with the rest of Goodison's faithful 'Walter out' was the cry,but I for one, believe he has balls of steel. He will prove to be Everton's greatest signing. Who would play players in the middle of the season out of
position, piss everyone off, use the league games as practice. The man has done it all year. He has done it with a view to making this team better. I for one believe the signings he made will improve this club. The players who are gone don't fit the bill, this includes past and present. You can be sure another clear out is on the way. The signings he's made, not millions, but low budget compared to most teams, the five at the back who ever you want to pick from look the part, the midfield injuries, forwards injuries. I will be honest I was one who doubted his capabilities as a coach but now IM a believer. John Lea. (19/02/01)


Twitchy

Look here ive tried to as patient as I can but fuckin hell, enoughs enough.Whats going on with our club? From top to bottom we seem to be riddled with self doubt and indecision. I found myself worrying all week about an away trip to Coventry! We should be able to field our reserves all year long and still avoid relegation and i am not joking. This is Everton, not fuckin
Bradford. We should be able to have confidence in the players behind the first team and the abilty to field a team who, even if they lack in skill, they should make up for in passion and seize their chance and if we cant then get the organisation sorted to allow this to happen. We seem to use the injury / suspension thing as an excuse for our dilemma. We should be able to go and win anywhere in this division, not shit ourselves about going to the Bradfords and Derbys etc.
I can honestly see us going down this year and I tell you, Im shitting myself. The top of the mountain reveals a fuckin barren wilderness and IM pressing the panic button here, cos nobody seems to give a fuck. Can anybody out there tell me that NTL are going to invest in this club when relegation stares us full in the face. Its common sense, it doesn't take a
business genius to work that out.Now I like Walter, and Im not jumpin on the bandwagon here, but I want to see a bit of passion, not a commentary on why things went wrong. We can a see that, I want to know what the fuck do we do to improve.We seem to have got away from doing the simple things correctly. The defenders defend like fuck, give it to the midfield, who create and on to the attackers to score. We have become the ale house team who we used to have no trouble beating and we regularly sent down to Div 2. You have to play good
aggressive football in this league and we have stopped. This club is just far to important to me and the no doubt thousands like me who went during the "dark" days, a joke in itself as we were never this bad. We signed a player who, almost the first words out of his mouth was, and I quote, " maybe here, people will leave me alone.", now he wants to fuck off!, I ask you. Will these bastards be around if, god forbid, we take the drop, no chance, we wont be worth a second thought. We should do whatever it takes, and I mean this in every sense of the word, to keep us in the Prem this year as we need that TV money desperately. Then we should really take stock of this club from top to bottom, with a good dose of realism, and re establish our reputation within football, by getting back to our basics and having belief in our home grown talent and adding to it with some choice acquisitions.We cannot walk around the trap door for long without taking the fall, do not let this happen. Everton expects!
Fuck, I needed that. Do it for us lads! Viva Everton. Toz 2. (21/01/01) cc the Samaritans.

Blue Kipper says: We agree with a lot of what you say, but there is no way we are going down. We don't think we are too big to go down. Just the simple fact that the bottom 4 teams are shite. So we will survive. The thing about the injuries is it was a fact that we were without at least 5 players who Walter would have played against Coventry:-(Gerrard, Weir, Gough, Naysmith, & Jeffers), and possibly more. We don't like using it as an excuse. We think this bizarre decision to play just one striker in certain matches is amazing. Blue Kipper have said all along you must play 4.4.2. whatever the injuries. In 3 games this season, Walter has had to change the formation from wing backs (what the fuck is a wing back?) to 4.4.2. So Toz, be concerned, be passionate, but don't worry we won't go down. In fact looking forward to the FA Cup a couple of us have had a little flutter on the Blues at 30/1 to win it.
Call Y'self an Evertonian?


Bill, It's time to sort this mess out.

WHAT IS GOING ON AT OUR BELOVED CLUB. FROM TOP TO BOTTOM THE CLUB IS AN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES, AND I UNFORTUNATELY BELIEVE THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP ARE DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD. LETS TAKE THE SUPPOSED BUY IN BY N.T.L. .SURELY OUR CHAIRMAN MUST HAVE GOT SOMETHING IN WRITING BEFORE SANCTIONING THE PURCHASES OF LAST SUMMER,TO AVOID THE SCENARIO THAT WE NOW HAVE, OF N. T. L. WALKING AWAY AND LEAVING THE CLUB TOTALLY WORSE OFF AGAIN.THAT WHOLE EPISODE LEFT US IN THE RIDICLUOS SITUATION THAT WE COULD NOT EVEN AFFORD, ARELATIVELY SMALL AMOUNT OF CASH TO PLAY AN INTERNATIONAL GOALKEEPER IN THE FIRST TEAM.THESE BRIGHT SPARKS WHO ARE RUNNING THE BUSINESS SIDES OF THINGS, ALSO DECIDED TO CANVAS THE FANS ON THE SUBJECT ON THE GROUND MOVE. NOT A BAD IDEA IN ITSELF TO GAUGE THE SUPPORT THAT THEY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A USEFUL IDEA TO AT LEAST OBTAIN FIRST REFUSAL ON A SITE, BEFORE WE FIND OURSELVES IN A TENDERING PROCESS WITH OTHER DEVELOPMENTS WHICH WANT TO LOCATE THERE. SORRY FOR MENTIONING THE SHITE, BUT AT LEAST THEY HAVE PICKED A HALF DECENT LOCATION AND SEEM TO BE FURTHER ADVANCED IN THEIR PLANS THAN US. WE ALL KNOW BILL KENWRIGHT IS A TOPBLUE, BUT HE NEEDS IN MY OPINION, TO START RUNNING THE CLUB ON A MORE SOUND FOOTING. EVENTUALLY AS HISTORY SHOWS WE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH. STOP MAKING US A LAUGHING STOCK AND GET US BACK WERE WE BELONG.
MIKE FROM AINTREE. (30/12/00).


' Dat Gerrard.

Dear BK, I've just been watching the UEF-orthington Cup and a horrible wave of recognition has washed over me. In one of those moments of blinding clarity, (its been itching at me for a while like a stone in my shoe). That twat Gerrard is the illegitimate son of Crazy Horse! I've obviously researched this heavily and I give you the following as evidence :
1. He is shite. 2. He fancies princess Anne. 3. He runs like him ( Gangly fucker ).
4. He talks like him, probably. 5. He is a shithouse.
Nailed on evidence in any fucking court! Its wooden stake time again!!! Toz 2.(12/12/00)


Hi to all Evertonians from South Africa.....

.just to celebrate our win over the Gunners.Nice one.I reckon Cadamateri is worth a start anyday & Campbell can always be thereabouts.Been on the Website to read about the game but it is taking forever as everyone is surfing being a rainy afternoon in Durban.So keep it up & we'll soon be up in the top half of the Table. Regards......
.Chrissie Bayliss(19/11/00)


TOFFEEMAN IN "THAT LONDON" (SMOKED KIPPER)

Post weekend match analysis in an office in Kings' Cross. Call y'self an Evertonian? - try facing this lot on a Monday morning.
Andy, Watford - got a bit excited for one season (Andy Gray DID foul Sherwood for the 2nd goal!).
Simon Man U - Is actually a Manc but that's still no excuse.
Graeme ,Southampton - not normally a threat on a Monday morning.
André, Chelsea - Would struggle in a "spell your team" contest - armchair cockney.
David, the shite- what possesses a Southerner to support the shed rite? Does not appreciate my views on Barmby!
Jim, Man U - Lives south of the Thames so no surprises here.
Steve H ,Northampton - Pretends to support Leeds so he can join in conversations with the "Premier boys" round the coffee machine.
Paul, Mansfield - "Oh Andy is our King" - had not heard the famous joke about "Kings Drive".
Andy ,Spurs - Still has a picture of Linaker on his desk just to piss me off (what did we ever win when he played for us?).
Lee, West Ham - Season ticket holder at a loss to explain the 'appy 'ammers poor run of results against the tricky blues (long may it continue).
Steve H, Spurs -
Steve C, West Ham - Currently turns his newspaper upside down when he gets to the league tables page!
Richard ,West Ham - Knows his stuff and still cries at the mention of Bobby Moore.
Gary, Man City - Loves Joe Royle as much as me but not sure if the new dogs of war can retain their place in the premiership kennel.
Mark M, West Ham - Can smile and shrug his shoulders at the same time.
Mark L, Crystal Palace - Had the optimism/misfortune to purchase a five-year season ticket (not surprisingly now plays for a local team on a Saturday).
Rob, exiled Toffee(18/09/00).


Bring on the Derby

Great Site Lads!!! -Keep up the good work. Just a quick note to say that I will personally swan dive from the upper Gwladys onto Barmby and punch his lights out the little turncoat bastard if he so much as near gets in our box. Now if he scores (which is fuckin highly unlikely) there will be a war. See you in prison Byyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Craig Wilson Blackpool.(13/09/00)


Student Toffees

Yes, I call myself an Evertonian. Students don't have anything to do, that's why I am trying to set up an Everton Supporters' Club for them. Hence the email address. So, if you want to mention this somewhere on your site, I would be very pleased. Just tell anybody interested to email me. Thanks Gary Lambert StudentToffees@aol.com


great site new to surfin' and found this by accident but stayed for ages and will be back soon keep up the good work . KEVIN.(13/09/00)
ALL THE WAY U.S.A.
Just ran across your site. IT'S A CRACKER,best wishes from the U.S.A.(Matt.02/09/00)

"Give us an E........."

Alright lads. Tommy Jones here. Remember me ? I was the one who started the street end singing at the first home game in 1972. Give us an E..... Don't half miss Everton and Goodison park. I emigrated to Canada right after we lost the semi final replay against west ham (1980). As they say you can take the man out of Goodison but you can't take the Goodison out of the man. Great site lads.Tarra den(04/09/00)


Mexican Blue

Blue Kipper, Its been a while since I've seen Jogger, but this photo(Jogger's Snapshots) was obviously from some deep, dark vault from the Jones Family album. I never knew he had hair. Seriously though, great site, and I would greatly appreciate it, if you could pass on my regards to Jogger and his family. The best and biggest Evertonian in the world. I wonder if his daughter Lisa still says Skeletor when she see's pic's of Kenny Daglish?? All the best Simon Jordan Mexican Blue (04/09/00)


South Africa Calling

I'm one of few Toffees living in South Africa.Everyone here supports either one of those groups of red tossers,being United and Livershite.Anyway the Nick Barmby situation has made waves amongst us elite few in South Africa and the general opinion is that during the Derby,at Anfield,Nick Barmby scores seven own goals before getting his leg kicked clear across the river by Big Dunc.We hate that fucking traitor and hope that he suffers at the wrath of a real Merseyside team.By the way great site,let it spread as fast as Barmby's wife's legs.-Gibbo (04/09/00)

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