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Our proposed new strip!?

To all my Blue Kipper chums!. Here, at my'World Cup kit-watch' office, I have been casting a carefull eye over evrything 'PUMA' during these glorious opening few days. Noting your graphic illustration of the new home strip for 2002/3, it is my considered opinion that it will definately look like the the Paraguy (shitty-corral-salmon coloured) away strip they wore during their 3-1 defeat by Spain today. Apart from the dodgy colour,it didn't seem too bad a design-(however tight fiting it looked-re previous e-mail). Lets just hope that we will not have to endure our beloved Rhino skipping thru the midfield in a cut down Puma shirt and over-long bermuda shorts. I'll hold my breath!!! Regards. I.Warren. (10/06/02)

Toffee Watch

on bargain hunt this morning (shift worker ) a 1908 leather football signed by EVERTON was featured. bought for £50 it was sold for £40. i wish i had been there. Billy. (10/06/02)

Mickey Bigot Eyes

I was disgusted to read Mickey Little Englander Red White and Blue Eyes report on the Irish supporter being attacked by an English skinhead. What has that so-called Lefty got against the Irish and French? And so what if lots of scousers support Ireland? Most of us have Irish parents or grandparents. He sounds like Norman Tebbit with his "Which cricket team do you support" test of nationality. I've watched England a few times, and have been surrounded by Home Counties fascists. Never again.Come on Everton and Ireland!
Scouse Dave. (10/06/02)

Sharpie's wonder strike

I am currently serving abroad in the Army and have just come accross your site. Firstly what a tragedy this magnificent site has not been opened to my eyes before and secondly it's great sitting here on the couch looking at it all with the other half next to me as she supports the shite. The main reason for me writing is i do not know how long these prints of Sharpie scoring at the scums home have been available for. Is there any more left as i don't fancy writing of and getting my hopes up for them to be dashed.
Yours Sincerely. Steve Hodson
. (07/06/02)
Blue Kipper Says: Yes we still have Prints Available.

Some things in this life are a cert :

a) Kylie has the best arse in the world,
b) That young prince is Hewitt's,
and c) Richie "the flag" Harrison is a star.
Well done mate, fly that flag with pride.
Great to see Evertonians all over the world.
And speaking of the WC, Come on England lets do those arrogant corned beef-eating, island robbing Argie tossers, we owe them. Remember the Hand of God well get this Diego my own special hand for you has only one finger....the middle one and it's pointing your way. The Jubilee was shite, give us a reason for a REAL party! PS Alex Nyarko do us a favour......Goodbye! EFC. Blueboy Mark. (07/06/02)

Can The Commercials Campaign

Hi Blue Kipper.....I'd like to draw your attention to the following link to the campaign web-site to save Nationwide Football League clubs from the ITV tyrants. www.the-ffu.com/itv2/index.html
Not only is it a good campaign to support and a worthy cause but they are also producing league tables to show which clubs supporters are supporting the campaign the most. Everton are currently about 15th in the Premiership but if you could publicise this web-site some more through Blue Kipper, then I'm sure that we could push our placing higher. Liverp$&l are much higher than us and this should be rectified ASAP.
Regards. Woody (Deeside Blue). (07/06/02)

Swimming Kippers

Hello all, Not had anything to add to the World Cup stuff, then suddenly I want to send loads, but bollocks, your coverage is top notch, as per, so I won't bore the readers with my shite. Just needed to say "Fuckin' niceone !!" re the wallpaper. There should be (and probably is) some way to be able to install that to every shite we knows p.c., that can never be removed. Excellent guys. Park End Bill. (07/06/02)

Flag Watch

Hiya, Just one for your flag watch erm thingi, an Everton flag was in clear view at the Ireland vs Germany match and don't quote me but lm sure it was the same one which was seen at the England vs Sweeden match (why couldn't he score for us like that ey?) so there is one to report. Keep up the good work the site is great. C'mon the blues! Emma Manchester. (07/06/02)

Hello from Bermuda

Great site. Log on everyday here in Bermuda. There are a little group of ex pat evertonians here suffering for EFC in the sun and we all really appreciate Blue Kipper.Stephen. (05/06/02)

our beloved

just come home from a short break in barcelona, taking to a leyton orient fan in a bar, he thought i was a red shite,when i told him to fuck off and dont insult me any further he apologised and said "so you are a real scouser then?" says it all about the shite doesnt it?, nil satis. Mary (03/06/02)

Tricky Trev

According to the Grauniad, Tricky Trev was sent for as a replacement for "Rory" McGrath who was sent home for being pissed & obnoxious. How stange then that he was the strongest supporter of "I'm hard as hell but scared stiff of Richard Gough" Roy Keane? Malcolm Gee. (03/06/02)

100TH SEASON

Next Season, Everton FC will celebrate an historic 100th season in the top flight. What plans do the BBC etc. have to celebrate the event by way of national TV and Radio? Should the Everton fansites start a campaign asking for such a national acknowledgment/celebration? Regards, Bill. (03/06/02)

Everton Swedes

Just saw St. Nic and Toby play in Sweden Vs Paraguay. Toby was shit hot hard as nails ball winner in midfield. sat Nic lost the ball or stood on it whenever he got it. Pete. (03/06/02)

Close Season

We still seem to be suffering the effects of Walter's mismanagement. Today I hear the red shite are to sign Paul Mc Grath's son from home farm. Also what might have happened if our young midfielder hadn't switched allegiance to Fulham half way through the season would he have been likely to play in the youth cup final? We should do all that is possible to secure the services of David Thompson from Coventry surely we could tempt them with Gemmil and Alexanderson plus cash of course. We should then offer Gary Naysmith and Alex Nyarko to Rangers to bring back Michael Ball (and maybe lift your player of the season curse) and everyone on earth knows that Ian fucking Walker isn't the answer to our goalkeeping problems (just like his arl fella wasn't to our managerial ones). I hope Tommy has a good World cup and we get a decent price for him and also super kev should move on, we saved him from hell and he saved us from the nationwide.While were out of Europe we won't attract much we should pursue all methods even the intertoto cup, could it be any worse than the simod cup? we could use it as a testbed to check out our younger players.
Regards, Chris Simpson. (27/05/02)

world cup shaggy dog stories

Very funny, very true. Pissed me sides. Me, I fancy les Bleus or the Azurri. For obvious, partisan reasons.
Rob C. (27/05/02)

Big Heads

Just been at the corinthian prostars covention today at Villa's ground, you know the figures with big heads.
Well it turns out that in late September they will be releasing their first everton figure since 1997 and its a fuckin cracker, Davie Weir in our excellent new home kit. Corinthian have promised us a licence since then but when i have asked why they make ipswich figures and not everton they fog me off by saying demand,
bollocks. Who wants Jim Magilton or Keith Brannagan when a Thomas Gravesen figure would surely sell ten times as many here and in Denmark. I personally blame the poor commercial department which is full of tits who know shit, ball and bollocks about are great team we are.

The megastore is shit, nothing worth buying. Anything we produce the shite and most other clubs have already done, the new shop layout dosnt help and red shite know fuck all about everton birds on the till who dont know who any of the players are when you ask for a photograph of them. Williamson square another cock up on evertons behalf, We were promised a small shop when the new jjb and liverpool shop were proposed next to or near to it. Were is it another win for the shite over us like for fucks sake who's arsed enough to drive up to Goodison if they dont come from near by. Red shite stroll in and out giving their team more and more money. The kit has fucked up again when everton refused to use a red logo in their away strip for t mobile who were prepared to let us keep white writting on the home kit but had enough of us but left on good terms shall i say.Production of the kit is slightly late which means i wont be able to show it off on my annual trip to the isle of man.

What do you have think about having an article or forum to prove theb point we trail shit behind other premiership clubs..... Seeing Arsenal's shops, The Villa Village and Man Utds massive shop why do we
always settle for second best, People's team, what about something for the people!
Mere Green Laner!
(27/05/02)

Transfers

Alex Manninger, Michael Duberry, Daryl Powell. All Shite Players that Walter Smith would have bought! I hope all these are just rumours, because, can you see these players helping us stay up or fighting for Europe even! NO! We need the players that are still developing, young and fresh. I know Moyes has said that he will be looking at young players, but he has'nt mentioned any! He needs an experienced scout for good talent that not many clubs know about. Russell Howarth is one player i would like to see at Goodison next season. We could have him for free. Paul Ifill of Millwall is another young talent who would'nt cost much either. But most off all we need an "out'n'out" striker, BOBBY ZAMORA! Come on, the lad has a phenomenal goal record these past two seasons. I just hope Moyes realises that we need to develop our squad not just add to it.
Chris Sinnott. (27/05/02)

Answers for tha lads on e-mails 35

First of all...Kipper, Sausage, Lard, Jogger and the other lads: Keep the good work. This is the best web site on the net! I've got to get a few words in about the last few e-mails.

Martin Anderson and sons Nick and Jamie.
What planet is your rocket on? Davey Weir has been solid at the back. The only way the welsh midget red shite has scored against us is with a penalty... Thanks to Davey Weir. You need to get out of Sussex, if that's what it does to your footy brain.

Blueboy Mark.
Couldn't ave said it better meself "Mr. Barmby: Go and Fuck yourself with the six pieces of silver that lured you over to Shiteville in the first place"

John Schrempft.
Fuck the Germans. COME ON YOU BLUES!

EFCLad/Darren.
Shame to let Blomqvist go, but i'm sure moysey knows what he's doin... He was probably just the easiest, highly paid left hooker to get rid of...

John Lea.
You're obviously not a brain surgeon yourself. Footy is the be all, and end all. Footy is the essence. Footy is life.

Wayne Rooney is da guv'nor. Bluenose. Sweden. (27/05/02)

Stubbs et al

Can I first just ask you what planet you are on thinking that Stubbs was our player of the season??? Werent you watching game after game when he alone gave away crucial goals??????? Did you for eg see him single handedly gift Arsenal a win at the end of the season when we should have won, he was clearly at fault for at least 2 of their goals just basic stuff he's too slow and given that Weir only ever uses his head, you need someone else who's fast and good on the ground (like Ratcliffe used to be!)!!?????

Any way yer doing a great job with the website - I'm also a long standing Evertonian, brought up in Heswall and still going to matches every year, with my son who sadly for him also caught the bug, but we live in Sussex now!! I am going to be mighty depressed if Stubbs kicks off with us again next season.

We desperately need a new Goalie, 2 new centre backs(Weir is crap as well) and as midfielder who isnt about 70 and has some flair and inventivness?????? We used to have 'em queuing up to play for us, simple things like a good cross now seem to be impossible to come by - remember Dave Thomas and Ronnie Goodlass? Players that can do this simple thing are superstars these days?

I could still cross a ball better than anyone playing for Everton, it's no wonder the strikers dont score goals!! The service is crap..Rad is quite a good player, Dunc still has it in him to score goals from decent crosses....
Any thoughts appreciated and keep up the good work! Cheers
Martin Anderson and sons Nick and Jamie! (24/05/02)

Don't even think about it....

I'm fresh from reading the Echo and for some strange reason some stupid cunt has written to Howie (obviously pretending to be a Blue boy) suggesting that we should buy back Judas Barmby. Well I've got my own suggestion for Mr. Barmby; Go and Fuck yourself with the six pieces of silver that lured you over to Shiteville in the first place. This (real) Evertonian would be gutted if Moyesy even contemplated a bid for the smarmy little turncoat. The best thing Smiffy ever did was sell the cunt. On a lighter note, I miss the match it's bollocks to see the Australian pools in the back pages of the Mirror, it's like the sounding of the death knell of the real footy season. Never mind we can look forward to the World Cup with the normal delusion that we might actually win it! Frankly I think its more likely that David Beckham will win mastermind than us lot win the WC but hey, who knows! Come on England.If you need a left back for BKFC giz a shout.
Blueboy Mark. (24/05/02)

World Cup Stories

First of all: great website and keep up the good work ! When Germany last hosted the world cup in Munich, I was serving as radio operator on a German ship. The crew were waiting for the broadcast in the mess on their (Deutschewelle) radio. They were really up for it and the booze was flowing freely.The commentary had however already begun on the BBC world service. The english ref awarded the dutch a penalty IN THE FIRST MINUTE from which they scored.Germany 0 Holland 1! I popped down to wind the crew up a bit with the good news. "Fuck off Sparks, it hasn't even bloody started yet" was the reaction (it sounds even better in German !!!) Needless to say, 20 minutes later they all stormed up to the radio room to know the latest score and I spent the rest of the match translating .....Anyway,the Germans eventually won 2-1 and luckily for me, otherwise I'd have been forced to walk the plank!) COME ON YOU BLUES !!!! (bluewin.ch) Blues fan for more than 40 years and regular goodison visitor for 20 of those ! John Schrempft. (24/05/02)

The mighty Blues

Am I the only Blue who thinks kicking Blomqvist out of the club was a bad idea?! I mean we got Tal (WHY DONT WE SELL HIM!) and Pembrige - not the gifted of players who can play there! Also looking forward to the new season I REALLY think under Moyes we have a good hope for the coming seasons (FINGERS CROSSED!) Also being a Welsh Blue, any more info on the Everton F.C VS Wrexham match in Aug? EFCLad. (24/05/02)

Jesper

I think that letting Blomqvist go was a bad decision. I think he has done well since he's been with us and apart from Tal, who never gets a game. It's not as if we've got any other good wingers. Darren. (24/05/02)

BRAIN SURGEONS

The transfer market is out of control. Players are being paid as much as Brain Surgeons. In fact more than friggen Brain Surgeons. I realize beckhams cutting passes are nice to watch .... but lets get realistic. Surely a Brain Surgeons scalpal cutting flesh is worth more than Beckhams right foot cutting through the Italian defense. When will it end?????? John Lea. (24/05/02)


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