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Call Y'self an Evertonian?

I have supported everton ever since I watched the history of everton video and when I showed it to my 7 year old nephew who was a red. He said at the end of the video. 'Do you go to watch that football team?' to which I replied 'yes'. He then said 'can I come next time you go?' His kopite dad wasn't too happy. I am taking him to the Man City match on wed. Tommy G. (29/12/02)

Still Above The Shite

Just like to say how much I enjoy the site. I am a London based "armchair Evertonian". Don't often get to see a game, but I have been a Blues supporter since 1966. What a joy to be above the redshite in the table. Heh heh. Steve Reszetniak. (29/12/02)

The Derby

Just wanted to add my thoughts on last weekends Derby. Without a doubt that browless bastard Gerrard should have gone for the disgraceful assault on little Gary Naysmith. Lets hope the FA (although we all know that they won't because we're talking about the redshite here) throw the book and ban the foreheadedly challenged one for a considerable time. While they're at it (again they won't of course), they should examine the inept refereeing performance of Poll and is (un)able assistants. Finally when is that compulsive handler in their central defence going to be penalised for continually using his hands. Twice in a lucky cup final win, once in a Charity Shield game v United and I believe at least one other occasion besides. Can't wait for the Goodison clash later in the season, hopefully we can get a result that wipes away the memory of the shite holding out for a draw on sunday - Tossers the lot of 'em. Happy Blue Year. DARRYL COLE. (29/12/02)

Wayne's Sending Off.

Ellery out of the headlines for a while. Along comes Wayne. Ellery back in the news. What if he had been ref in the derby? Would we all have attended a public [redshite] flogging? It's a nice thought though, if in his opinion Wayne's tackle deserved a sending off. foreverblue. bob from runcorn. (29/12/02)

Refs Must Be Watched

Everton have got to have a heart to heart with the refs panel. This is getting stupid. There is some kind of conspiracy going on against Everton football club. The is no point playing Football if they are not going to be honest. All I ask for is fair play. Some of the decisions against Everton are unbelievable. pay the refs and assistants properly. Then they can go out and ref games without bias, and then the promises of big games from other areas and interests may go away.You can kid some people, SOME OF THE TIME but not people ALL OF THE TIME. Honesty must prevail, and refs must be watched as much as players.
RHarrycharles. (29/12/02)

redshite idiots

All Evertonians are laughing at the antics from that shite club that plays at our old ground, they really are making fools of themselves, Dumbo asks the FA ' not to kill Gerard's career' because there was no intent in the so called tackle on Nace [ GBH would be a more appropriate description of it, a tackle is meant to be a challenge to win the ball ] All the ex pro reds are calling the radio shows to back up Gerard over the incident. We know that any neutral football supporter that saw the game realises who came out of the game with the credit, these gobshites that are backing Gerard are just making themselves look bigger idiots than they are already, so let them keep going as they are, they are digging themselves deeper and deeper. If one of the pricks had stood up and said that it was an horrific challenge that should be punished with a large ban, then we would respect that, but no, as always they think they are better than everyone else but their time has ended , the pendulum has swung.
Love the site by the way, keep up the good work. Frank Swift . Evertonian from Wigan. (29/12/02)

Derby Day nonsense from the Welsh capital

Hiya lads, belated Merry Christmas. I know you've had a ton of derby day e-mails but here's another one, about how bloody redshite fans spoil everything. I was in a pub in Cardiff watching the game, with a shed load of Blues supporters there, all sorts, having a few bevvys, watching Man U getting shafted before hand, etc, happy happy joy. The Blue Exile Brotherhood was well on the way, especially at £1.50 a double, etc. Well mullered I was.

A few shite supporters come in, as the bar staff flick over the Sky channels, so there wasn't much build up after the Man U game. They start their fucking chanting, with there fucking scarves. We weren't happy, but it's our local, so we didn't fancy getting banned, and they had a bit of a verbal off the bar staff. Fine, as long as they're quiet, we don't care. It's our day, and I'd been looking forward to it for ages. (Few thanks go to Sky; they show the games went your doing well, don't they? A few years ago I was working up North, watching Leicester-Everton in a pub on a Sunday where I was the only one there, and even Keyes and Gray couldn't be arsed being there for Sky, shows you how things change.)

EVERY tackle on ours they cheered. EVERY time we touched the ball they booed. Needless to say, my enjoyment of the day was being soured, but they left at half time, because, and I quote "The fooking ref is bent to Everton, we won't win this game as it's fooking fixed" - obviously from that suburb of L*verpool known as Greater Manchester. Also the chants from us in the brotherhood had got to them as well. Now, I don't know if they were watching the same fucking game as I was, but this group is a typical everyday example of what a bunch of whinging po-faced shandy drinking twats that the fucking shite supporters are. 99.9% of Everton supporters are fine, upstanding people, who have a respect for other players and teams. We been to hell and back and we're still here. We also have the decency and piety to admit that. Anyway, sod them all. Stay focussed. Moyes for a gong in the New Years honours list? I'd say! Rich. Welsh Blues Exiles. (29/12/02)

When A Child Is Born

...'And behold, the strange star in the sky over Croxteth in the year of our lord 1985. The cattle in the county park lowered and the wise men from the village of Everton came to see for themselves, A KING IS BORN. At only 17, he was making his elders take notice, he approached the multitudes on the mount zion-kop and with arms outstretched asked, 'WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THE MESSIAH? COME WITH ME NOW ACROSS THE DIVIDE, LET THE RED SEA PART AND YOU INDEED SHALL ENTER HEAVEN.merry xmas blueboys. Lee McClean. (26/12/02)

Dirty Gerrard

Words fail me. He was such a lovelly boy at School too ------------- Mother Teresa. (26/12/02)

How to pull out of a tackle

Great captions i hope the FA consider all these points when sitting in judgment to consider what punishment to hand out to the spineless coward piece of redshite ,if there is any justice to be done they will pull his tackle out of action for about 12 games considering all the previous this piece of shite has,thus denying the piece of shite the right to play in the shites demise.cant wait for him to get his as it will cheer me up no end in the close season watching it on the tape that i will make of it .A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL BLUES AND THIER FAMILYS EVERYWHERE AND HERES HOPING FOR A SUCCESFUL 2003 .
FOREVERBLUE BOB FROM RUNCORN. (26/12/02)

We are so much bigger than the Shite !

Will somebody please explain to me at exactly what point that Twat face Gerrard pulled out of that tackle because although I was at the game and have watched numerous replays I am really struggling here boys. Maybe it is because I am not a Kopite, go on Thompson, Neal, Hansen and you boring French Bute and any other prick who fancies defending the knob, Lets have it !
Big shout going out to the Blue Kipper Boys, especially Geoff + John, loved it big time hassling for Taxi's at 3.50 on Sun afternoon outside O'Neills + Lime Street in town. Even better buzz putting the " You've just been Rooneyed " flag up inside the Ale House. Downside Pen + Wig shut sunday night, Upside :- We're still above the Shite Na Na Na Na Na, We're still above the shite Na Na Na Na Na Na Na................ See you at Birmingham. Andy + Richie. (26/12/02)

Poll - He was scared

Firstly, the ref was a stupid, biased arse-hole. Hand-ball Henchoz hit the ball with his hand once again. Did we get a pen? No, instead we got a yellow card for pushing! Gerrard performed two terrible tackles and both went unpunished. Another time we should have had a pen when Rooney was being held back. Here are some thoughts that were running through Gayham Poll's mind at the time. "Oh my god, i'm so frightened off the dirty kopites, i think i will be a little shit and do everything they want me to do. How gay and stupid. It's a brilliant idea!". When Rooney's shot deflected off the cross bar it was heart-stopping. I jumped up and started to scream only to sit back down gain, embarrassed like hell. Here's some advice for Poll, specsavers have some nice deals on glasses, even if you are a skin-flint like yourself. Well that's my opinion on the derby. If the ref wasn't such a shit-bag we would of well won. But I doubt the kopites will agree. Maybe one day Everton will come across a ref who isn't a little shit. May be...
Mark Namazi. (26/12/02)

Assault - Not a Tackle

Gerrard without a doubt went into the tackle against Naysmith with determination to get the man, he was frustrated at Everton's performance and took it out on Naysmith this wasn't a bad tackle it was an assault on a fellow professional. It is not the first time that Gerrard has been involved in erratic tackles and it wont be the last. Officials should be more vigilant in watching him. He will definitely get a red card before the end of the season to make up for the one he should have got in the Derby game.
Honest Blue. (26/12/02)

redshite fans

the redshite are the same all over the world even on the rock of gibraltar they cannot admit they were lucky to scrape a draw. Blue forever. The Rock Toffees. (26/12/02)

Our Eddie

Moyes' mood is unlikely to be improved when he learns the identity of the fourth official appointed for Saturday's Bolton Wanderers clash at Goodison. Eddie Wolstenholme, the man who dismissed Unsworth and refused to change his mind after reviewing the incident on video, will be patrolling the dug-outs. It is a strange choice by the FA to send Mr Wolstenholme back to Goodison so soon after his last controversial appearance there. Twiggy. (26/12/02)

Moyesy - The Best

“Their crowd get right behind their team, but they are also very intimidating towards officials and we need strong officials on Boxing Day.“If you don't have strong officials they buckle under the influence of the crowd, so it will be interesting to see how strong they are.”- Moyesy talking about the Birmingham game, and with that challenge planted firmly in the officials heads, is he the most intelligent manager we have ever had? Ben Gill. (26/12/02)

Blues Against the site

hi i went to anfield on sunday and was impressed with the blues performance i thought everyone put the effort in and i thought alan stubbs and pistone were excellent at the back. we should have taken all three points. i think everton have made an excellent start, sitting pretty in fourth. listening to liverpool fans talking about when they WERE good. lets hope this season is something to shout about. KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES. luv. the mad blue mad. (26/12/02)

Shift of Power

Sunday served to prove what a horrible shower of shite they are. It was so evident that they were aware of the obvious shift in power, they got frustrated, we got let down by a shithouse of a ref....again. We were comfortable to say the least, they were - well shite really. The behaviour of their 'fans' towards Rooney was hilarious, I felt so sorry for them. It was fueled purely by fear, and 100% jealousy. They haven't got a wayne rooney, they have a 22 yr old has-been from Wales, how crap was he? Proud of the boys, at least we don't resort to cowardly tackles, the fucking no-fodded ugly prick. Did you see Rooney barge in and twat him out the way? Is right Wayne lad, maximum points over xmas, happy days indeed! Lee McClean. (26/12/02)

Dixie's Statue

Can you imagine what would have happened if the 'Shankley' gates had been defaced in the same way as Dixie's statue. There would have been war. What is wrong with those twisted kopite pricks? They want everything their own way & if it doesn't happen they start kicking everyone.

The team & their fans alike are a disgrace. If Gerrard doesn't get a 3 match ban for that tackle, Everton should appeal again against the ban on Rhino. How can a bit of a wrestle be worse than that horrific tackle. A true blue. (26/12/02)

Laughin' Roonaldo

Solid performance with a weakened side , great to see the replacements do so well . Aren't the shite frightened to death of "Roonaldo" ( All the stick they were giving him even whilst he was warming-up!) .......but what did he do? just laughed at them !Moyes is God! Merry Christmas Blues! Richard P Deane. (26/12/02)

Solid Performance

Not once during the game did I feel threatened by the shite. Especially when that donkey Heskey was in on goal twice. Wrighty was never really tested, and had a comfortable derby debut. I also thought that Sandro had his best game in a toffees shirt, for once he actually looked more interested in the game rather than his hair. And what more do i need to say about the Duke, both red shite fans and players were shitting themselves at the sight of him warming up on the sidelines. Conor. Ireland. (26/12/02)

Derby Game

Two horrendous tackles by gerrard. One on Hibbert and one on Naysmith, both red card warrented. kirkland effort on Rooney sickening,took the man not the ball. Blatant penalty on Rooney [holding ]. Blatant pen on Radzinski, and latent hand ball in the box henhog persistent bad fouls. Should have gone. Dogs of dogs redshite. One day we will have a ref, who is not scared stiff
of giving decisions at anfield. Proud of you blues.Pride of Merseyside. RHarrycharles. (24/12/02)

That is exactly why we dislike them so much

Just when you feel slightly more tolerant towards someone than you might normally do (Christmas), sometimes they just go to prove why you disliked them so much in the first place.

You wake up on the day of the derby and read that the statue of the legendary Dixie Dean has been defaced, it suddenly makes you remember the incident not so long ago when the Rooney family car was vandalised and also the other incident when the plaque went missing. Still, come on eh its Christmas, I am sure it is only some mindless idiot who has pulled the latest prank, we should not tar them all with the same brush.
So onto the game, you then get the chanting of `you fat bastard` at a seventeen year old boy running up and down the touchline, Baros stamping on Pembridge's face, Henchoz getting away with his goalkeeping antics again, Mr Poll proving again that he is surely a closet red and of course the filth that is St****n G*****d (refuse to print the shites name) stepping over the line of decency and trying to rupture the Naysmith family jewels.

It is exactly at this point when you think, what levels of indecency and lows of great depths, will this once great club really sink to? Lets be honest folks here, they call US bitter blues!!! Is there anything more bitter and twisted in football these days than a redshite football fan? (we call them redshite because that is the way some of them act, like shite) now again, I must stress here that we should not tar them all with the same brush, should we?

But then I listen to the post match analysis from their fans, among whom I have both friends and family. To my disbelief it is as though they cannot remember any of the above incidents which I have mentioned, or they really have now started to become so bitter and twisted, that they cannot see logically what is going on around them anymore. Their problem I say, if that is what gets them through life good luck to them. Perhaps ignoring facts, whining on and on about glorious pasts and thinking you are something you are not is the way forward! Somehow though I very much doubt it! Tom Coleman. (24/12/02)

Redshite

Gerrard - "I never meant to hurt Naysmith" The lying Bastard. Mike Kendrick. (24/12/02)

Derby game

G'day chaps just finished watchin the derby, what a dirty cunt that shite # 17 is... filthy bastard claims he tried to pull out of the challange..wanker..anyway I know you get heaps of emails but I was suprised Stubbys got the kipper star man... I would have given it to Sandro.. the lad had a stormer, Rhino will be getting splinters for the rest of the season... one word of advise Sandro loose the Alice Band. Apart from that a share of the spoils and were above the shite.. Merry christmas! :) Rico. (24/12/02)

We're 4th. Where's the shite?

WE WON 0-0,GERRARD IS AN ARSEHOLE WHO WILL FALL OVER A BENT BLADE OF GRASS TO WIN FREEKICK FOR THE SHITE,BUT THINKS THAT IT IS OK TO DO A TWO FOOTED TRIPLE JUMP ON NAYSMITHS GROIN ,THE REDSHITE IS NOT EVEN MAN ENOUGH TO APOLOGISE WHEN HE KNOWS HE HAS TRIED TO CRIPPLE A PERSON ,UNTIL HE HAS BEEN ADVISED TO IN HINDSIGHT BY A MEMBER OF THE REDSHITE,[ SOON TO BE REDUNDANT MANAGEMENT] WHO HAS MORE THAN GERRARDS HALF AN AROGANT BRAIN CELL TO REALISE THAT THE FA WILL USE VIDEO FOOTAGE TO STAMP OUT STAMPING[WHICH THEY ARE GOING TO DO I BELIEVE] I WAIT WITH VIDEO SET FOR WHEN REDSHITE ARSEHOLE GERRARD GETS HIS. FOREVERBLUE. BOB FROM RUNCORN. (24/12/02)

Dirty disgusting cheat

That puff the boyhood blue(aren't they all) Steven Gerrard should have walked the green mile for trying to castrate Nace. I hope the FA take alook at it and give him a nice hefty fine and a lengthy ban. Everyone who has spoken about him sums him up perfectly 'a coward'. We were desperately unlucky to come away from that hole with just a point. We'll have them at Goodison. It's not just the puff and the rest of his team that are cowards, their fans are too. How low do you have to stoop to spray paint a statue in red. They'll have 24 hour surveillance on their precious Shankly gates and statue. No need, us Toffees don't sink that low. For years we have been tormented and made to feel like losers. Well guess what it's our time now. Step aside kopites, there's a new force in town, and their not red (or white). Blue 4 ever. Anna Sheehan. (24/12/02)

Hello from Poland

Fantastic site !!! Great job boys ! You're the best !! (like EVERTON :)) greetings little Evertonian from Poland. (24/12/02)

Were up where we belong!!!

Right lets get started......... First of all A very merry Christmas to all EVERTONIANS Worldwide!!!! and a special Merry Christmas & Happy holidays to the boys at the KIPPER!!!!! FFFFFnnelllll derby weekend....I think we would all drink Drano to untie the knots.....& its not just because of the derby, as an EVERTONIAN Don't you just feel.that the shite are 10 games from .......being more shite..I mean when they lose on Sunday their recent form an all.... they will have to come with another 20 mill to ease the quandary....that shite don't handle defeat well but it's about time that the glass slipper had a bit of blue around it!!!!! Now Christmas wishes...... Kings dock......If we get that You think the Duke Scares teams!!!! it will in my very humble opp. put Everton into the top 5-7 gates..& if we get someone as great as Davey Moyes to run the business end of EVERTON ..well we'll run the league..Fact!!!
Dead proud!!!

What one man can do to a great club on the sleep... I cannot remember such a great turnaround..He's got them believing......and after this Christmas season the rest of the premier will see....remember...WERE NOT RE BUILDING...WERE RE..LOADING!!!!! and the guns start blazing on Sunday!!!! God Bless. Kieron in Canada. (22/12/02)

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