Me 'arl Fella's Shouts

We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbals. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts

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100. At the Derby match back in '93 - where Billy Kenny arrived as quickly as he vanished - I was sitting in the Gladys street with me old fella. When Liverpool took the lead 3 redshites stood up and started singing and turning to the rest of the stands. Minutes later Mo Johnson equalised and then Beardo scored that cracking winner, after the Blue Hordes had slightly quietened down me old fella shouts: "Where've the Beverly Sisters gone ?", cue general laughter and the slumped shoulders and further depressed air of
the redshites !! "Oh I never felt more like singin' the Blues, when Everton win and LIverpool lose !b BlueForEver (18/01/02)

99. 2 Seasons ago 1999 when we had the midfield trio of Hutch Judas and Collins, it was boxing day, against Derby (H) I was sitting with me Dad after winning tickets on the radio (City FM). I was in the Fam Enclosure (Park End in the corner) when we won a corner, Hutch ran over to take it, and a man infront shouted "Merry Christmas Don!" Hutch turnd round and looked but didn't
recognise the voice...any way he took the corner and nothing came of it, about 5 minutes later after Cada had a shot tipped over the bar, Hutch ran over (Same side) and put the ball down.........a voice again came out from the crowd (same fella)"...AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!" the fans around him burst out laughing, Hutch turned round with a grin on his face Class!
that was about the best of the action from the game (0-0) utter Shite. Blue4Eva. Toffee Man Dan (Daniel Peplow) (18/01/02)

98. At the Sunderland game, the Gwladys Street were giving that red shite McAteer a severe dose of abuse. One fella shouts "Your the ugliest person ive ever seen in a shampoo advert!" One the fella's next to me replys "Face it he's no Claudia Schiffer!" Other shouts were, when he shit out of a tackle against Wee Gary Naysmith"Leave him he didnt wanna get his fuckin cream Armarni suit dirty!" Hammyefc. (18/01/02)

97. A few years back, during that run of 6 or seven 0-0 draws, we played Derby. It was probably the worst of the lot, but was made more bearable by one fella in the Lower Gwladys, who stood up and shouted, out of the blue, "Ay! Wanchope! You look like Will Smith!". Sheer poetry. The La. (18/01/02)

96. Not so much a shout more an observation. Me and my muckers Blue Kev and Blue Mac are standing outside the Spellow enjoying our usual pre-match beverage and chat before the game v Black Cats. Next thing, bloke leaves bar with nout in the bottom of the pint glass he's carrying. Goes into house opposite (can't disclose number!) and two minutes later, Hey Presto he's going back into the ale'ouse with a full pint - Quality! Mark Thomas. (15/01/02)

95. Me Uncle Ken pointed out a nice thought when we were playin sunderland (sat 12) he sed that " We all thought Campbell was injured for five weeks, but i reckon he's been sittin on top of smith's chrimbo tree dressed like tinkerbell." Then, following the poor game campbell shown to us, me Uncle Ken added " I reckon smith's tree's still up there sumwhere!!" Thanx Lads, cya. (Nice job on the site, wadda laff!) Graham (15, true blue) (15/01/02)

94. The last time I visited the shite, Ebrell cut down by a two footed challenge from Judas - McMahan - wag in the crowd at half time after someone gave the news out that McMahan had broken his leg - "What just the one"? Professional Man.(15/01/02)

93. Back in me 'yoof', I can remember attempting that most allusive of tasks...getting the gladys street to sing. Plucking up the courage I screamed the first few lines of "...If you know your history....", hoping the lads around me would follow suit. Needless to say I felt like a right twat when no-one joined in, along with the more obvious "on your own"...came some bright spark shouting ..."Fuck off and join the beatles lad....", cheers mate. Some of us are leaders, some followers...I now know my place.
Pete Gillespie. (14/01/02)

92. the funniest thing i every heard was at the end of the shite vs Sunderland when Reid shouted to Tommo fuck off you Big nose.... See it is not only us that knew about the conk from kirkby! Martin Tiesteel. (14/01/02)

91. Man and 5 year old lad, player lies on the pitch awaiting treatment.... ' Dad, is he dead ' .Paul Balcony W. (14/01/02)

90. During a bad spell John Ebbrell was in at the club, in a game he committed a bad foul, and was about to be lectured by the ref, when chants came from OUR supporters, OFF OFF OFF!!! Both funny and sad at the same time. allan baall. (10/01/02)

89. My favourite comment was at the League Cup tie at Forest in 1989 (the one we lost after Big Nev was penalised for steps). A young boy on the row in front was asking about Neil Pointon. 'Why's he called Dissa dad? 'Because he's crap son' was the reply. Alex May. (10/01/02)

88. At the Charlton game, and it was either 1-0 or 2-0, I can't remember. Anyway, the sky was starting to look dark and cloudy, when the fella next to me stands up and shouts 'THEM CLOUDS ARE FOR YOU SMITH!'. Quality. John Armstrong. (10/01/02)

87. At the crappy Charlton game this season, Jason Euell put the ball in the net, and while he was celebrating, the fat bloke behind me in the Gladwys shouts: "Ah fuck off and send a text message Euell!" Not many got it, but then again there weren't many left by that time. I pissed meself anyway. BlueShazza. (10/01/02)

86. At the recent united game, rhino missed a sitter at the end of the first half, when some old guy shouted, "fuck off rhino, you're shite. You couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo", which was quickly replied with "he couldn't hit his own arse with a banjo". Classic. David McWilliam. (10/01/02)

85. We went to watch a pre season friendly between Bangor v Marine a few years ago when Graeme Sharp was their manager. We got there a little bit late but suddenly noticed that Bangor's number 10 was a bit weighty. As the game went on we noticed it was none other than Sharpy himself. The 4 of us starting singing "Sharpy. Sharpy Give us a wave!" - to which he obliged. As he was a little past his hay day he was constantly offside. Bangor started another offensive to which one of the lads shouted "Breath in Sharpy your offside!" Good on him though....... he did an over exaggerated"Breath in" and gave us another wave! What a bloke! Robbie G. (10/01/02)

84. On our way to watch the away match at Leicester when we had an half hour or so to kill at the bridge before we had to travel in with the convoy of busys !!! Everyone all spotted the Hilton hotel so over the bridge we go, across the motorway, over the fence and about 50 or so blueboys all storm the Hilton !!! The staff are horrified but serve us all - there is a piano and this one lad goes over in front of all the rezzies there and starts playing this little classical part before he stops and bangs out "EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON !!!" Pure class !!! Ralff. (08/01/02)

83. Do you remember the Dane 95-96-97, Claus 'CLASS' Tomson. Didn't really do it for Everton.One time he gave the ball away ...
... 'Eh Tomson, you should go in goal for that !'. Paul Balcony W, (08/01/02)

82. Many seasons ago...Man.City the visitors...A hopeful boot up the pitch out of defence by one of their defenders... Mike Summerbee, City's wizard-of-the-dibble, blessed with the biggest nasal protuberance ever to grace Goodison, collects the ball and hares off towards the Gwladys St goal. Up goes the linesman's flag.Summerbee goes ape, waves arms around, stamps feet,yells at linesman, boots ball away. Shout from crowd:"Yer nose was offside,Summerbee!". All around wet themselves [including Summerbee and the linesman].
BLUE PETER. (07/01/02)

81. At one of our opening games against Newcastle at home (3/4 years ago?), I was in the Paddock row 2 (about pitch level) when our nemesis, Les Ferdinand, was having treatment on the touchline. A fella in row 1(right next to a steward) screams "Oi, Les, Dani Behrs' fanny stinks!!" at which we all pissed ourselves laughing. Poor old Les just shook his head and smiled! I wonder if he told her? Gaz Durney. (07/01/02)

80. Old Irish fella sitting behind me at the recent Charlton debacle - "Sit down Smith, yer'll only make it worse!" Jon. (07/01/02)

79. I cant remember who it was against but Pembrige was having a usual shite game and this bloke behind me stands up and shouts "Pembridge for sale!" Lesley Anderson. (07/01/02)

78. At the Villa game this season and this bloke who sits behind us in the Top Balcony shouts 'Oy Wright, yer a munchkin, Fuck off back to OZ!'. Robzinski. (07/01/02)

77. at leeds the other week......the leeds fans all round the ground starting chanting....same old fowler always scoring......as if by magic every blue joined in....same old fowler always snorting....quality. paul mccomb. (02/01/02)

76. the company i work for holds a once a year meeting for the north west area. a few years back they decided it would be held at lfc in the centenary stand lounges. it was difficult, but me and other fellow blues decided to go as it might be a laugh,food and drink was free and jimmy greaves was presenting the whole thing and he might end up rotten.greavesy did his bit,the company did thiers ,we had the food and drinks and then the grand finale was a tour of the stinkin place.this tour ended in the home dressing room.
straight away all blues noticed how scruffy the place was.my mate said to me"they havent got any showers,dirty bastards".ask the tour guide why not,i replied. hand goes up from my mate whos wearing an EFC shirt."why havent you got any showers?" now the guide coulnt miss the EFC shirt."well the players use the big bath,but i suppose your lot have got showers over there."quick as a flash came back"only once a year when you lot visit".the whole dressing room pissed themselves at the red guide. all in all well worth putting myself through the whole ordeal just to see his narked face. Chris Munro. (02/01/02)

75. At the Charlton game Alexanderson falls onto the ground yet again when up came the shout "Hey Alexanderson! No wonder they call you Lino your always on the floor " Ian Macdonald. (31/12/01)

74. me and me mate were standin at fulham a couple of weeks ago. we were 2-0 down and makin our own entertainment. singin songs such as "one claus thomsen, theres only one claus thomsen", but the best shout of the lot was "we've lost our terry phelan whoah our terry phelan, we've lost our terry phelan now hes gone, gone, gone whoahwhoahwhoooo.." straight after this song a fella behind us screamed "WHERE'VE YA PUT 'IM, YA TWATS!" absolute quality! john. (31/12/01)

73. At the Southampton game on the 2nd December and we played the usual dismal first half, some fella shout's, what's that Smith doing he's only playing one fella in the correct position and that's fuck'in Gerrard on the bench. Parkend121. (30/12/01)

72. The Blues in all their glory, loosing three nil to the Trannies, when out of nowhere some old fella gets up and shouts in ref to Pembo "SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT THAT FOOCKIN LITTLE MUSKRAT" the only part of the day worth the ticket!!
Whitefys. (30/12/01)

71. That awful, awful Charlton game, 3-0 down,we were sittin in the Gladwys street end. Everyone was on different players backs, when my uncle shouts ' OI, YOU IN THE BLUE, YOU'RE CRAP!' A comment that could have applied to anyone of them! put a smile on our sad faces for a bit!cheers, True blue. (30/12/01)

70. picture the scene at anfield in 1995/1996 when kanchelskis scored 2, 3 of us were in the kop, singin and dancin away a few minutes after we went 2 nil up. one kopite twat turned round and said "fuck off u bitter blues, when was the last time u scored 2 at anfield?" me mate replied straight away...."about 5 minutes ago u cunt!!!" fuckin classic! Michael Berrill. (30/12/01)

69. At man u at home last night, veron was about to take a corner an the fella in frount of me shouted "sort yer economy out veron now fuck off" me and me mate were pissin ourselves. Foy. (30/12/01)

68. I meet up with my mate who was a season ticket holder in the Park End along with his son (of course big Uncle Kenny always robbed the poor young lad's season ticket on such occasions so I could sit with his Dad. "I've travelled 6,000 miles for this, lad!").
So in the pub before the match my mate is telling me all about this nutter who doesn't watch the match, he just stands there screaming abuse and waving his fists at the away supporters the entire match. "He's a fucking nutcase, Kenny. Wait til you you see the state of him". So we goes in, sits down, and my mate points out the culprit...me cousin Terry. Small world isn't it?
Ken Myers. (30/12/01)

67. A couple of seasons ago we were playing Spurs, and after a pretty hard tackle from Rhino on Ginola , the frenchman gets up and starts complaining to ref , a woman from behind me shouts, That was just a bit of British beef, you French Tart.
Duggy. (24/12/01)

66. A few years ago we were playing Man Utd at home, Cantona was playing , if you remember he always had his shirt coller up, this time it was looking decidedly limp at the back. Someone alongside me shouted to him "Get a bit of Starch on that coller Eric."
Nightingale. (24/12/01)

65. Towards the end of last season, I was sittin in the gwladys street at the end by the paddock, where a lad was smoking a spliff needles to say there was smoke everywhere, when a fella a couple of rows behind him shouted "fuckin ell lad are you on fire". It still makes me laugh when i think about it. KARL BENNETT. (24/12/01)

64. When our coach arrived at the Stadium of light the nice local constabulary got on the coach to read their riot act as to what we could or could not do at the ground .At the end of the Gestapo like speech he asked the coach party "any questions ?" to which Marti shouted "What's the capital of Peru?" The coach fell about laughing even the plods face had a little smirk on it or it could have been wind. Ian MacDonald. (24/12/01)

63. Another one was when Paul Rideout got that pretty bad head injury on the half way line, he had a lot of stiches in his mouth and lost a tooth, the next home game Joe Royle took to his seat in the dugout and the bloke behind me asked Joe how Rideout was, Joe replied , He will be alright , he's had a cap on his tooth, the reply came swiftly from behind " Its the only cap he's ever got" Duggy. (19/12/01)

62. We were twattin west ham 5-0 couple of seasons ago and they were chantin along with us "we want 6, we want 6" and wen we finally got 6 they started cheerin like mad!! twas a quality day. kate's lover. (18/12/01)

61. I remeber being outside the paddock when a mounted policeman was trying to straighten out the queue when someone shouted "Look at the cunt on that horse!" needless to say the horse had a fucking big cock. Regards, Chris Simpson. (28/11/01)

60. Just a quickie really... I had a season ticket the first year of the 'Pannini' family stand and with me brother and me arl' fella - we used to sit about 5 yards from the dug out - anyway Everton where making a substitution and Darracott was up with his Number 11 board to drag Kevin Sheedy off...me arl fella just shouted -' Eh Terry Lad you brought him off 10 minutes ago fella' - Darracott then scuttled back in to the dug out to ask Harvey who else he could bring off. Me dad was made up cos he never liked Darracott anyway. Mooncat. (28/11/01)

59. At this seasons derby, Phil Thompson kept standin up all though the game. Imagine how funny it was when some fella stands up and shouts, "sit down Tommo! I didnt pay for an obstructed view!" I couldnt breath for ages! Lauren. (28/11/01)

58. At an Oxford away game in Feb 1987, we were all squeezed into the cesspit of the Cuckoo Lane away end and the lads were losing 1-0. The permed Paul Wilkinson is standing hopefully in the penalty box up our end awaiting a cross and with his arms aloft waving. One very loud wag behind shouts out "for christ's sake Blues, don't pass to the fucking hairdresser"! Amazingly, the hirsute Wilko had the last laugh with an injury-time equaliser. Such memories. Doug, Kent Blue. (26/11/01)

57. sum fella against newcastle wen tommy grav was holdin the ball 4 r free kick......sum fella shouts 'hurry up ya baldy prick' 2 which sum fella carryin the pies bak 2 his place replies ' im cummin im cummin'. kate's lover. (26/11/01)

58. Last saturday against Chelsea, I was in the paddock with melil bro and mate as usual, and Petit is gettin the usual stick. Half way thru the first half it gets bad when he goes right up to the touchline and one fella shouts, "Petit ya yella bastard" when the fella behind me chimes in with the classic "SACRE BLEU!" (excuse me french). we were pissin ourselves.
CULSHAWLANCELOT. (23/11/01)

57. One of the beauties of going to the game is listening to some of the shouts and I remember this makes me laugh even as I write it down now ... at one game in the late seventies (I forget all the details, just remember this) a big centre half had his arms draped over our centre forwards shoulders everytime they jumped for a high ball, someone in the crowd shouts. "hey, what do you think you are - a fuckin' haversack". Eddy T. (03/11/01)

56. QPR away several years ago back when the Shamen were topping the charts. Nev sent off for one of his classic catches outside the box, Rideout sent off for handbags. A brief chant went up of "-ees a cunt, -ees a cunt, the referees a cunt". Nice. Damian. (03/11/01)

55. I sit behind the bench in the Family Enclosure and theres a bloke in front of me with a Chris Woods fixation. Every time Gerrard fucks up, he starts shouting 'Ay Woods! Woods! You useless bastard. What do you get paid for eh Woods? Sitting there on your arse every week? Goalkeeping coach are ya? What do you do with him all week eh?'. He blames Woods for every single mistake Gerrard makes! As you can imagine, this lad was in Woods overdrive on Saturday against the Geordies but he wasn't too happy when following a crucial second half Gerrard save, me arl fella shouted 'Nice one Woods, keep it up lad!' Ben Fardey. (31/10/01)

54. A gang of us used to sit in the street end. When ever the goalie took a goal kick the old chant of ooooooh your shit aarrrhh
Sheep shaggaaaar goes up. One of the lads with us(Non other than Michael Ball) continued on with. "ad ye maah" "and ye Da'
and continued somtimes with Brother and sister aswell. Gary Mckeefery. (31/10/01)

53. the best one i heard was from the street end when cantona had just come back after the infamous palace game. some body shouted jump in ere and see if you can get back out yer c*#t. Gary Killen. (31/10/01)

52. We were queuing up outside the St End before the Everton Southampton FA Cup replay in 1981. This policewoman was on a horse that was sweating profusely, some arl bloke says to the copper " That horse isn arf sweatin" to which she replied "You would be too if you were between my legs!" Steve Enty of Winsford. (22/10/01)

51. ....not really me arl fella as such...but if you go and check your 1995 review of the year videos(last time I bought a fucking vid I can tell ya!)the home game against Arsenal. One of the Gunners, Schwarz I think, scores a thirty yard blazer past big Nev. The camera zooms in old our beloved binman just as me mouths "jammy twat" for the viewers back home. Now go and check your vids and see if I'm not wrong. Pete Gillespie. (19/10/01)

50. During the derby match a couple of years ago, Phil "Concorde" Thompson had got up onto the byline for the eleventeenth time provoking us to start the usual barrage of abuse- right in the middle of this the bloke in front of me stood up and shouted "YER KITCHEN'S ARE SHIT TOO!!" Classic. D.Mahon. (19/10/01)

49. I can't really remember who it was we were playing, but football was a new concept for me at the time,only being about six or seven years old ... I don't remember much about the actual game - my main concern, which I voiced to my dad, was "why doesn't anyone pass the ball to the man in the black?" As I've grown up and followed the blues, it has all become clear!
Katie Hall. (19/10/01)

48. I was at the Ipswich game, and Campbell is doing the usual of missing sitters when some fat arse shouts "CAMPBELL YOU COULDNT HIT A PIGS BACK WITH A BANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And then some fella shouts "dont mind him, he's just a fat bastard" Then he said quietly "A bit like you". Chris Sinnott. (16/10/01)

47. A few years back, (96/97) Alan Shearer's just signed for Newcastle, first game of the season and we beat them 2 nothing. Games over, outside, Bullens Rd packed with both fans, some wonderfull fella next to me in a blue shirt shouts: 'Alan Shearer...15 million down to a fiver'. Love it. Chris Helliwell. (16/10/01)

46. Many, many years ago, I was stuck in London over Easter and decide to go to watch West Ham vs Ipswich, who had Kevin Beattie playing a centre-half. After 30 minutes Beattie has scored two own goals, a proper one for Ipswich and been been booked. Then from an Ipswich corner, he pops up and equalises, causing a stunned silence. Except for the bloke behind me who says "Get into the fucking game, Beattie!" Craig Harry. (15/10/01)

45. I may be mistaken but at the West Ham game, from beneath the usherings of a 5 nil defeat I swore I could hear the West Ham fans singing 'Your supposed to be at home'. absolute quality. ToffeeBlue. (15/10/01)

44. At the Good Friday Derby, I was enjoying myself berating R.Fowler shouting "Smackhead". A bloke two seats in front of me turned round and said "That's not nice". His girlfriend gave him a dig in the ribs and said "He's right, Fowler,s a junkie bastard". CUSHTY! Joe O'Reilly. (12/10/01)

43. Another one for the Chelsea archive. during the 2-1 thrashing of them last season Zola came to the corner of the street end to take a corner, out of the crowd came the shout. "Fuck off Horse Head," pure class. Lynch Blueboy. (12/10/01)

42. 5-0 up gainst west ham so we start sing "goin down, goin down, goin dowm!" reply comes from away fans, "so are we, so are we, so are we!!!"J Culshaw. (05/10/01)

41. At the West Ham game in 1987, Goodison Road paddock some bloke shouts at the linesman (who was a bit twitchy on the offsides) "Stick that fuckin flag up your arse you soft twat " to everyones amazement the liner turned and shouted in the general direction of the shout "If I had an arse like yours I would". Steve Enty. Winsford. (05/10/01)

40. Does anyone remember the pre-season tournament a few years back. Held at Goodison; it had us, Chelsea and Newcastle. It was televised by Channel 5 not long after it was launched. Anyway, the blueboys were playing Chelsea, and some young scally must've been sitting right next to a camera. In front of millions of viewers a young scally voice shouts "Oi, Zola....yer chimp!" Fantastic. Andy Gillespie. (04/10/01)

39. Up on the top balcony, I am Sitting next to some fella and he is saying all interlectual words like "his distribution of the ball is esquisit" Then the ref makes a stupid decision to send off Marco Matterazzi and he shouts "WHAT THE FUCK, REF YOU MUST BE FUCK'N BLIND YE DAFT CUNT MARCO WAS FUCK'N FOULED HIMSELF YE BIG DICK-FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Discraceful ref."
From the Blue eyed Blue! (04/10/01)

38. I think it was 95 and Joe "the pieman" Parkinson was having a stinker, after a particularly shite pass the bloke in front stands up and exclaims "Parkinson.....you're a fucking disease !". Quality. Paul Feenan. (04/10/01)

37. Main stand - Tranmere debacle - during the prolonged silence after Tranmere's third "Why don't you fuck off Smith? You're just Gordon Lee in a fucking kilt". Dixies Leg - Clubmoor. (04/10/01)

36. Vs Chelsea at home - in the lower bullens - this blonde streaks on to the pitch with nothin but a red thong on. The grandad behind puts his hands over his grandsons eyes an says "Red Knickers? At Goodison - Thats discgraceful!!!!" classic.
Gezza. (04/10/01)

35. Heskey rolling round on the floor again after being run over by dunne "never mind the strechter, just get a fucking shovel"
Blue Willo. (04/10/01)

34. Goodison Park Late 90's. Nevin has just scored a wonderful goal. Bloke #1 'That Pat Nevin's great', Bloke #2 equally enthralled 'Yeh, he likes Jesus and Mary Chain'. Classic. Kevin. (01/10/01)

33. We were playing Blackburn in 98. I was sitting down the front of the Park end. Dahlin got sent off. Flowers was time wasting, and you know when it all goes quiet a voice cried out "GERRA MOVE ON FLOWERS, YOU FAT CUNT". Even Flowers was pissin himself. Peter Morgan. (01/10/01).

32. The funniest comment I have heard at Goodison, was a couple of years ago. I can't remember who the opposition was but it was a shite game (I know it doesn't narrow it down!!). A fan was being escouted out of the ground, for showing more passion than the players/management. As he was being led to the exit, someone stood up and shouted "LUCKY BASTARD!!!". Paul. (01/10/01)

31. At the start of each new campaign Rhino's first touch is greeted with "Unsworth you cunt!you've done fuck all all season".
David Ford. (01/10/01)

30. In the early 80s, Gladwys St end, there was an old dear, about 4' tall, irish-sounding accent, scarf that looked like a souvenir from the 1933 cup final. At one game some young scally sat on a barrier shouted at an opposing striker 'Fuck off you, you're worse than fuckin' R*sh!'. Old dear pushes through the crowd towards him, furious, and pulls him round by the shoulder. Kid looks terrified. Prodding him in the chest she screams in his ear 'Hey lad, watch your mouth. There's no need for language like that from a kid like you. There's women and kids round 'ere y'know and they don't want to hear stuff like that. I hear you mention that fuckin' ugly big-nosed bastard's fuckin' name again I'll fuckin' slap yer!' <Cue applause>. John Williams. (29/09/01)

29. In response to Ian Gilchrist's 'shout'. (See below) I remember the bloke he reffered to, we knew him as the clapper because he would carry on clapping long and hard after everyone else had stopped this was long before his adulation of Andy Gray but his tonto noise was legendary. Regards, Chris Simpson. (29/09/01)

28. A FEW SEASONS BACK, MAN U WERE GIVING THE TOFFEES A MAULING AT GOODISON.POSH WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME AND TO ALLIVATE THE TENSION MY BROTHER STOOD UP AND SHOUTED "BECKHAM,I'M THE FATHER". SOMEONE ELSE STOOD UP AND SAID SAME.THEN SOMEONE ELSE.THEN I STOOD UP AND SAID "I'M SPARTICUS".
Hadak. (29/09/01)

27. I remember standing in the paddock in the early seventies watching the blues play WBA. The game was awfull and the ref was having a nghtmare. One fella shouted who's the fucking ref. and the reply came from behind. The one in the black you soft bastard.
Lynchblueboy. (29/09/01)

26. Probably apothercal. In the late 60s Spurs visited Goodison Ball went out to the right and grevsie was comming up the middle 'Fuck off Greavsie your finished' came the shout from the street end. Ball comes over Greavsie Swivles on twopence and sides it into the top corner. Silence then the voices shouts just as loud ' Well your not a good as you were'. RADIOHEAD. (29/09/01)

25. The best shout I ever heard was from my Uncle at the QPR game, Title clincher at Goodison 1985!!!! It was that choker outside the ground that I couldn't be in the ground with me Arl Fella, despite the fact that I'd been to virtually every game that season with him!!! Instead, me Arl Fella got a ticket off one of the scallies outside the ground and ended up in the Glwadys Street, whereas I ended up with my Uncle (an exiled blue from down south) in the Top Balcony!!!! To cut a long story short, at half time he started singing, "Hand it over, hand it over, hand it over L***-***-L!!!!" Despite his adopted cockney accent, he sung it with such passion and feeling that it stuck in my memory to this day.....well, he was in Wembley in 66 so I'll let him off for the Cockney accent!!!!!
Colin Butterworth. (29/09/01)

24. I remember being at the man u game on Boxing day and someone shouted to Peter Reid as he tackled Whiteside "box his ears peter!!!!!" - Dave W. (29/09/01)

23. 3-0 down to Tranmere, 92nd minute, loads of blues leaving and the rest of us sitting in abject misery. My day was brightened by one comedian at the front of the Upper Gwladys standing up and shouting "Come on...you're leaving it late Blues". Hero!
Stuart Brandwood. (29/09/01)

22. The fella who sits behind me in the Upper Glwadys is a pearl. This seasons gems from his gob include " get your haircut Campbell" after he failed to latch onto a through ball and " With tackles like that we know why the buffalo is extinct". To David Unsworth after a tackle, it was then pointed out to him that Unsworth is known as Rhino, "There both the same" was the reply.
Derek Wadeson. (27/09/01)

21. Notts County away.Andy Gray scores the winner with a diving header at ankle height in torrential rain.As we leave the ground drenched . some pisshead starts with ,Singin in the Rain, which was taken up by two thousand delerious blueboys. I was that Pisshead. Great days. KAG. John. (27/09/01)

20. Heard at our end at the Charlton game this season. Bloke behind me # 1 - "Awwww, that Stubbsy's class, innee?"
Bloke behind me # 2 - "F*ck off, 'ees just like Unzie.... 'cept sexier..." Pure class. Declan Clark. (26/09/01)

19. During the 80's we played derby who Bruce Rioch was managing at the time, the Gwladys street were shoutin' Everton Reject to him, a young scally shouted, "who's the reject?' one of me non too sober mates shouted out "Rioch, son, He was 'ere, when you woz shittin' yella'!! Paul c. Clarke. (26/09/01)

18.Theres a guy in the Gwladys that shouted at a keeper with a colourful shirt on - "Oi Keeper - you look like an accident in a felt tip factory!!" Hoogie. (26/09/01)

17. I remember when Duncan Ferguson returned to Goodison with Newcastle and we started cheering him at first until he stook an elbow in Richard Gough's face. Then the Gwladys started singing "We hate your pigeons we do!" I was pissing myself.
Robbie Greenslade. (25/09/01)

16. A favorite of mine, is only heard when Pembridge has a shot on goal...DUCK!! ( I sit in the upper Gwladys)!!
Carl Stewart. (25/09/01)

15. After the way our team didnt want to know against the shite in the last derby, all you could hear in the Street End was, "C'mon Everton you havent got to work with the bastards on Monday". Which I thought couldnt be anymore to the point.
Burkey - the Street End . (25/09/01)

14. At many a game at Goodison a bad ref plays a major part in the game, ususally costing us, so the four words that account for this are often shouted out by this large fella who sits behinds us: 'THE REFEREES A KOPITE'. Mike Small. (23/09/01)

13. I remember being in the Paddock, early seventies and this bloke shouts "Darracott, you're shite !" Voice from behind says "There's no need for inappropriate language". "Sorry mate" came the reply and then: "Darracott, you're fucking shite !".
Hughesie. (23/09/01)

12.Two from the fella' that sits behind me 1. fifty pence napper : when a header has gone the wrong way 2: he's a frakie howard : when a linesman is crap. and one from about thirty years ago . when a goalie is having a blinder : he's got hands like a tart on pay day. john morrison. (22/09/01)

11. A few years back against Spurs when Klinnsman was playing for them and he had gone too ground once too often, some old wag behind me shouted, "that c@nt's up and down more times that Princess Margaret's knickers" Sean O'Flynn. (22/09/01)

10. At the palace game last week, Chadwick had a weak shot at the keeper, to which the guy behind me shouted:
"cadamatari hit his tart harder than that!" the jiggerrabbit. (21/09/01)

9. Heard in the top balcony on the Good Friday Derby ,when short arse owen lay injured? " oh dear the baby jesus is dead", reply from two rows back "dont worry he'll be back on sunday". billythebluecat. (21/09/01)

8. One of my favourites has to be from the early '80s. Whenever Billy Wright got the ball the bloke behind me in the street end always tried to help by shouting "Blue Shirt, Billy!" Regards, Joe Baker. (20/09/01)

7. During the derby(15/9/01) that twat Phil Thompson was up and down like a blue arse fly, when a fella behind me shouted to him "sit down dick nose". KARL BENNETT. (20/09/01)

6. Does anybody remember a bloke in the Lower Bullens paddock who used to constantly sing "Andy Gray, Andy Gray, Andy Gray..." seasons after he had left? He also used to make this weird sound like a Red Indian when everything went quiet. You could even hear him on TV when the Blues were on live! Ian Gilchrist. (20/09/01)

5. I remember playing Derby at Xmas time back in the seventies. Micky Lyons dallied on the ball at the back and Kevin Hector tried to sneak up and steal the ball. "Behiiind you" shouted me 'arl fella in true panto fashion. Mark Kenyon. (20/09/01)

4. I well remember my Dad used to stand behind the Gwladys St end and I can hear him shouting it now. Ted Sagar was in goal and when he caught the ball , my dad used to shout "Safe in the arm's of Jesus". Very appropriate as the Church was on the right hand side of the pitch. Eric Owen.Toronto, Canada. (19/09/01)

3. Heard in the Park End. After another Dave Unsworth cross had gone over the bar. A shout of 'what the fuck was that Rhino?' was heard. A kid turned to his Dad, and asked " What's a Rhino, Dad?" The Dad answered, "It's an animal with an arse the same size as your mum's, son". Classic. (19/09/01)

2. The 3 most commonly used words in Goodison are as follows:-" FUCKIN HELL UNSWORTH ". blue 4 ever gib. (19/09/01)

1. When a player went down injured, me 'arl fella, Chris McIver used to shout "Give him a Double Diamond, it works wonders!" Sausage. (19/09/01)

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