Me 'arl Fella's Shouts 10
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We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbal's. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts 1000. Derby game at our place pennant is doing stretching warming up he bent down to touch his toes ’ pass us the soap Jermaine you jailbird’ no swearing in the family enclosure you understand. Same bloke a few games later to Shandy ‘ I hope you stayed in last night’. Don’t you just love sitting near the pitch. Dave Roberts (15/04/07) 999. Took me Arl Fella - Big Jimmy Mack to Everton v Shitey a few years back. Cahill scored and subsequently got sent off for taking his top off - which almost caused my bird to have a quick flick! Not that I am bitter........my ginger body is much more of a temple. I digress! We had the pleasure of being in the Sky box and I blagged a few of me Dads mates in on expenses. We had kept it schtum for most of the game, when towards the end of the 90 minutes, the City fans below started to become aggrieved and a bit of banter began. One irate City fan became increasingly animated and was looking to kick off and shouted in that fcking horrible Manc accent "hey u bunch of robbing Scouse cnts, just watch it. You havent got back to your fcking car yet!" when, at the drop of a hat me Dad shouted back "Fck off and sit down you horrible little bastard.........we havent decided which fcking car we're going back in yet!" Classic - now that's a fcking proper Arl Fellas shout. Stuart Mackinnon(15/04/07) 998. During the 96-97 season, me and my mate had our season ticket in the park end. This arl fella who was about 70 use to sit next to us on his own and apart from a nod of his cap to us as he sat down he never said a word all season apart from when the whistle went at the last home game, "This is shit, am off!" Fuckin brill! Still cracks me up now. Keep up the work lads. COYB Tezzathelezza (15/04/07) 997.
Few
years back Boxing Day Old Trafford, think it was Jeffers (Fox in The
Box debut). Boys did well first half... Second half the flood gates
started to open and the mancs made a few subs eg giggs for poborski,
scholes for robson etc. 3-0 down.! 996. In Sheffield last week, having a beer watching the RS get beat, the camera pans to crouch and one of our lads pipes up with “For F**ks sake, if he’d been born 100 years ago, he’d be in a cage in a travelling circus”. Made us laugh, though not as much as the unfortunate late concession. Robert Page (15/04/07) 995.
This classic shout is from a bygone era (mid 70s) and the days when
going away from home was akin to signing your own death certificate. 994. We were in row Q in the Top Balc a couple of years ago and Ronaldo was taking the piss out of us down the right. Me dad got mad and shouted "For fuck's sake hit 'im and stick greasy little fucker up here on me knee." Q laughter and my embarassment! Danny B (08/04/07) 993. Many moons ago, you'll remember it, the 2-6 drubbing by Manure at home on a boxing day. Me and me mate Tony were stood on the St end when they score their 5th goal in the second half. Tony shouts to the silent stunned masses "For fuck's sake Everton, you're letting 'em back into it !!" Brought the house down! Karl (08/04/07) 992. At the Newcastle game just after Neville hit his 'screamer' into the top of the net, The blues were taking the piss passing the ball around them geordies's back four, with every player urged to shoot even the whole back four, After some more great play an the shouts of 'shoot' still ringing around the Lower Gwladys, the ball came to Beattie an some young lad who come out with a shout evey game without fail, by me stood up an said 'Dont shoot' Had every in fucking stiches. David, Lower Gwladys(08/04/07) 991.It was back in the 70's. We were playing QPR. Before the game in the Gwladys Street end, this fella tries to get a chant going. At the top of his voice he shouts, "Palace Palace fuck off home, Palace, fuck off home. At first it went quiet around him and then everone just burst out laughing. I saw him sneak out a few minutes later. The (Exiled) Duke of Bootle (08/04/07) 990. I was at the derby at Analfield last week an was sat in the Annie Rd with all the scumbags.I was About 6 seats away from our boys we were at the time singing about Gerrard when…some absolute wopper of a red $hite in possibly the moodiest coat in the world stands up!! As he was about to throw some abuse at our boys a quick witted blue spots him and shouts…"sit down di*k head and take that Fu**in coat back to Primark you tramp" Brilliant shout. Ant Kennedy (Top Balcony) (07/03/07) 989. When we was sittin in the lower gwladys in the reading when it finished 1-1, the reading goalie came over to us to get the ball and because it was very sunny and we couldnt even see down the other end of the pitch he said to us "is it just me or cant anyone else see either" and a few people started laughing but some fella a couple of rows behind stood up and shouted "f**k off whiskers and get on with it" because of his weird moustache and now everyone was laughing and he just walked off with the ball. Brom (07/03/07) 988. The other day at the blackburn game I went to with my bro. when Biffa came on and was playing like a pile of smelly shite my bro stoos up and shouts "Beattie your about as much use as a dick in a lesbo factory" fuckin awesome. Karl Hinchcliffe (07/03/07) 987. At the Everton – Blackburn Rovers match (10/2/07) the fella sitting two seats away from me (who is quite lively, I actually have to tell him when a free kick is ours because he screams whenever the referee blows his whistle) anyway, Mikel Arteta took on the entire Rovers midfield and defence on, on his own, before setting up AJ who hit it just wide. The guy shouted at the top of his voice; “There’s no way you’re going back to Spain Mikel….I’ll kidnap you and keep you here if I have to.”, Everyone in our corner of the upper gwladys street stand thought it was hilarious!! Great Site Lads!! Jack Fairclough (07/03/07) 986. We were sitting in the park end at the portsmouth game near christmas, and the referee made a poor call which everyone wasn't so pleased about. And this old fella sitting behind us stands up and shouts "referee your bollics are in a strange place" nearly died laughin. blueboy 101 (07/03/07) 985. I was at the Preston game a few years back in the league cup i think it was when Carsley scored a freekick and got sent off too. i think it was 1-1 into the second half and we were all frustrated cos the blues weren't even puttin a pass together all game and the fella in front of me who had been silent all game shouted 'OH JUST KICK THE FUCKING THING!!!' when the lad a few rows back said, 'it's called a ball mate' Cheered me and the lads up anyway until marcus bent scored a late winner! MickeyBlueNose (01/03/07) 984. I was at the Chelsea match where we should of won by miles when before the game even kicked off this guy 2 rows in front of us shouted "come on everton these guys are shite". It had the whole 3 rows in hysterics. Bert Rules (01/03/07) 983. It was the Kevin Cambell derby i was sitting with me mates in the kopites end everton score we all jump up every 1 looks round as we cheer then some women in a wheelchair shouts a sit down your not even ment to be in here then me mater goes shut up or ill come over there an let your tyres down even the kopites were laughin. David D (01/03/07) 982. I was sittin in the park end for the game with blackburn right next to the away fans and this fella spotted a blackburn fan with the shittiest burberry hat and started singing " burberry hats 2 for a pound " had everyone laughin by us. Lee (01/03/07) 981. At Fulham away this season volz was on the bench for them and was doing his warm up. As he got up to the same area claus got hit with an object a shout echo'd across the silent ground (it was fulham remember) "who won the war morris?" had everyone laughing and he laughed too. He soon stopped laughing when every time he ran past more shouts rang out "watch out for the spitfires morris". Had me in stitches. Jay Houghton (01/03/07) 980. I was at the Dinamo Bucharest game at Goodison and near the end the tannoy came on to announce something to the three travellling Romanian fans that had come along, when it had finished a bloke pipes up near me in the lower Gladwys - You best hurry up your taxi here!! Paul Campbell (01/03/07) 979. Two seasons ago I was sitting in the Upper Bullens, watching a “route one- long ball ” type of game…Naysmith hoofs the ball up the pitch to Tim Cahill, which went about three foot above Tim’s head. Although Tim did not reach it, he tried his best….a guy sitting about 10 rows behind me shouts “Bloody hell Naysmith, he’s not a fucking Ninja!!!!”. It certainly cheered me up and I laughed until I cried. (by the way….great site, my bluenose mates are always talking about it, and its lived up to all expectations). Lynne H (06/01/07) 978. When we were facing newcastle, and beat them 3-0. shandy brings down the ball perfectally but after one touch proceeds to fall. A cry from the lower gladys says "Oh no hes still pissed" Andy (06/01/07) 977. I was at an Everton match can't remember which one i think it was the one against boro an a man sitting near me shouted naysmith your a waste of spunk it had the whole row in stitches. Nathan (06/01/07) 976. At the Chelsea game at goodison a few years back (they beat us 1-0 when Mutu punched it in) it was just after Abromavich had took over and they had bought players like Mutu and Makelele, and theres this fella at the back of the lower bullens who has had some hilarious shouts over the years (although ive never actually seen his face) he stands up and shouts... "Come on Lads... Lets Beat This Team of Assylum Seekers!" Was hilarious! Terry Finnegan (Lower Bullens) (06/01/07) 975.The
best one i can remember is when i was at crystal palace away 2 years
ago. I was sitting with the home fans because i couldn't get a ticket
with the everton fans.The ref was havin a nightmare with both teams.
When gary naysmith got sent off, the everton fans started singin "we've
only got 10 men" and sum crystal palace fan stood up and shouted
"No you haven't, youv'e 974. I was at a game with my dad few years back Everton V Aston Villa but anyway I was sitting in B in the Main stand and Danny Cadamatri was warming up in front of us and he stretched and bent down, and my dad shouted "DONT FART NOW FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!" He turned around and laughed Very funny at the time. Daza (06/01/07) 973.'Beattie, take your wallet out your shorts' comment from the family enclosure during Saturdays loss against the Villa. Just about summed up our Number Nine's performance......something was obviously weighing him down. Mick (27/11/06) 972.The guy next to me comes out with some classics, today was no different, the blues are trailing by a goal to nil against villa when a plastic bag blows onto the pitch, "OI! MELBERG! YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR TESCO'S BAG YOU FUCKING TRAMPY BASTARD!" Came the cry. Cheered me up during a crap game! Graham W.(27/11/06) 971. At the derby yobo had just been booked a wag in upper bullens shouted "Be carefull joey 2 more yellows and your off" Kim (23/09/06) 970. And when AJ had a cut at the end of the first half and was at the sideline getting treatment my mate Mr Paul Maloney gave the shout:"You better not bleed any red on that fuckin shirt AJ".Great site lads. Amo's Earring (23/09/06) 969. Boro away last season, the Smoggy's were giving it as good as they could as usual, when some cheeky chappy sitting behind me noticed that one of them had a typically crap dress sense, straight out of the 1950's. He shouted off to this Smoggy bastard in his shitter than shit Primark leather jacket "Oi mate! Mark Fowler wants his jacket back". It was very funny. Kris (23/09/06) 968. The opening game of the season when chang took over sponsorship saw the introduction of the famous ? chang elephant before the kick off. Everton were soon 3 down and i was sat with my face,a picture of misery until just before half time the 'wag in the crowd' shouted ' For fucks sake bring the elephant back on'. It still brings a smile to me. LOL (23/09/06) 967. A few years ago against Boro, Lower Gladys, Maccoroni was on the ball, when some lad behind shouts " Eh!, Maccoroni - you cheesey tw*t". Had everyone in bulk. Great site, keep up the good work, BLUE FOREVER (23/09/06) 966. At the Derby, I was walking to the Bullens road from the Park End through the gap by the portokabin ticket office and there they were, a gaggle of kopites queuing to get in the game. There was gridlock with the assorted scarf's tied around the wrist brigade and the Evertonians trying to get through to get to their turnstyles. Tension in the air! Until this Evertonian shouted: "Mind yer backs lads, Scousers coming Through!" Evertonians giggle! Kopites just stare into space! Diaz. (15/09/06) 965. My Father Dave was in the upper Gwladys for the derby and when the 3rd goal went in a large man in the row in front turned to my father and shouted: "It's a fucking dream and gave him a hug." I then heard my dad shouting: "I never thought a bloke like you would ever be in one of my fucking dreams". All the people around starting laughing. Keep up the good work. Blue Nose. (15/09/06) 964. At the Celtic game, ball get's played back to Gary Naysmith who tries to knock the ball down the line for Arteta to run onto. It went out for a throw-in to the disappointment of every blue in the away section and the usual groans can be heard. Next minute one fella stands up and shouts: " FRIGGIN HELL NAYSMITH UR A WASTE OF SPUNK U R!!" Had me an me an me arl' fella in fits of laughter all the way home. Great site lads. Ian Mayo (15/09/06) 963. AT the Celtic v Everton game, a fella behind us said: "Hey mate! I'm starving here. Can I have a lick of your top?" Every one was in bulk laughing. JOSH JONES. (15/09/06) 962. During the Blackburn away game, 05/06, and were 1-0 up and playing against ten men and the travelling Blues in great voice when the Wales answer to Ray Palour, Robbie Savage begin to warm up to the left of the Blues and songs of "Robbie Savage is a wanker, is a wanker" rang out which was taken as banter by Savage and he just smiled. Then a small group began to pipe up and everyone joined in singing "You've got a Twat of a hair cut, Twat of a hair cut" Perfect. Leaving Savage to walk away head down. COYB, great site lads! Luke Ferguson. (15/09/06) 961. Last season I was in the lower Gwladys with my season ticket. I've forgot what game it was. Anyway it was when Beattie was playing crap and he had put on the weight. Some girl stud up and shouted at the top of her voice: "Beattie! Get ya tits out for the lad's!" Had me in bulk. Trueblue. (15/09/06) 960. Sat in the main stand with r Stewy against West Brom when some woman had enough of the constant loud cheering for the big man and a few swear words. She pipes up: ' Less of that bad language you wouldn't do it in front of ya grandma'. A minute later Alan's Wiley gives a silly decision against us when some fella sat a few rows behind said woman shouts: ' REF YA BAD MAN'. Evertonian humour or what !!! COYB - The King has gone, Long live the King. Liam King, Waterloo. (21/07/06) 959.
Sitting down and infront of me is a some fella frustrated at our boys
shouts "WE'RE GETTING BEAT BY A BUNCH OF GIRLS.....NICKY AND
JULIAN, WHATS GOING ON!!!" 958. I was at the Bolton game at the reebok when we won 1-0. Pistone went down injured. Then all the Everton fans started singin: "Let him die" Good site lads. Sam Keating. (21/07/06) 957. Two minutes into the birmingham game and Melchiot wearing his high socks up to his shorts kicks the ball into he air and a fan 2 seats next to me shouts: "Your Shit You Ya Cunt, Your Wearing The Wrong Socks, Your Shit!!!........" Then he asked the person next to him "Who is he?... Is he good?" With a face of Have Ii just made myself look like a tit. Everyone laughed and the fella was quiet for the rest of the game. LOL was funny at the time. Sme. (07/07/06) 956. Was the Charlton game in 2001, I think it was. We were 3-0 down and I was only about 16 at the time, this old fella behind says: "IN MY DAY YOUR DAD USED TO BRING YOU THE GAME IF YOU WERE GOOD. NOWADAYS THEY BRING YA IF UR FUCKIN NAUGHTY." Had me in stitches. Ben Johnson. (07/07/06) 955. This made me and a few other people at the shitteh match last season laugh. As David James messed a goal kick up, sum bloke shouted "If Sol Campbell is worried about his form...! you should be locked up in a padded cell" That did raise a few laffs. Ste Mc. (07/07/06) 954. Start of 'some' season, Nyarko Sharko's playin and when he it that screamer that hit the bar, some arl fella in top balc shouts: 'Nyarko for England.' Had me and my brother in tears, such a belter! Luvin' the site! Mason-The-Blue! (07/07/06) 953. Sitting in lower gwladys for the Chelski game last season. 0-0 during the second half and they're on the verge of that piss lucky goal. Anyway the legendary bloke a few rows behind who always comes up with the goods stands up and shouts "get a grip, these are fuckin' shite!". Had the whole street end in bulk especially as jose' moan'rhinos men were miles clear of the opposition in the league! Andy. (07/07/06) 952. Lads at a game ages ago, playing the Arsenal. As Seaman goes to pick up the ball for a goal kick, me bird shouts to him: "Sort ya sunbed out knobhead. ". You had to be there. J Hunter. (07/07/06) 951. I was at one of Walter Smith's last games in pretending to be in charge when as usual he was leavin Gazza on the bench till the last 5 or so minutes. When the whole of the Gwladys street started singing: "There's only 1 Paul Gascoigne.... etc" When the lad behind me pipes up with: "Take the hint an get him on Smith, u wanker!" Had us giggling for a couple of minutes at least. Clare Ryan. (07/07/06) 950. Sitting in the park end against Southampton last year, McFadden attempts skill to beat the formidable Danny Higginbotham and falls on his arse so this bunch of lads behind me sing a chorus of "He's just the scottish maradona,". Even with a late Osman goal that was the highlight of the day. Michael B. (20/05/06) 949. Two minutes into the birmingham game and Melchiot wearing his high socks up to his shorts kicks the ball into he air and a fan 2 seats next to me shouts: "Your Shit You, Ya Cunt, Your Wearing The Wrong Socks, Your Shit!!!........" Then he asked the person next to him "Who is he?... Is he good?" With a face of Have i just made myself look like a tit. Everyone laughed and the fella was quiet for the rest of the game. Smeefc. (20/05/06) 948. Sitting in my speck in the Upper Bullens at the Tottenham game, as we were being humbled yet again by Spurs, Gary Naysmith was having his usual crap game, he stumbled to the ground in a heap as he attempted to clear the ball from our area, this bloke behind us shouts, cant someone do him a favour and just dig a hole ! how we laughed. Excellent site boys. Damien Kennedy. (20/05/06) 947. I WENT TO THE 1986 FA CUP REBORN FINAL AT ANULFIELD THE OTHER WEEK. I WAS IN THE ANNIE ROAD END WHEN THIS RED SHITE SHOUTED, GO ON RUSHY LAD, FUCK THEM LIKE YOU DID IN 86. I RECOGNISED THE GOB SHITE FROM YEARS AGO, AND I SHOUTED, SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE I DID IN 75. EVERYONE LAUGHT LIKE FUCK, INCLUDING THE RED SHITS. GEOFF, OLDSWAN BLUES. (20/05/06) 946. I was at the pub in Harraby, Carlisle watching the derby. There were three toffees in the spot. Rest were red shite. When the ref was BOOKING everyone a bloke from the back shouts: "BUY A PROGRAMME REF THEN YOU'VE GOT EVERYBODY'S NAME AND BE DONE WITH IT" BOB & MAD DOG MORRIS FROM CARLISLE. (20/05/06) 945. Pre-season, Rangers, in Glasgow. Me and my mate Paul were on the underground train which was packed with Evertonians. There was about 5 Rangers fans singing 'Scousers! give us song!' So all the Evertonians stated singing the Beatles hit 'I saw her standing there' and the Rangers fans joined in. So when that song finishes we all do 'I want to hold your hand'. Then the Rangers fans pipe up again asking for a song to which we all stated singing 'We love you Celtic we do, we love you Celtic we do!' and some huge skinheads pretty much forced the Rangers fans to join in! Those Rangers fans must have sang the loudest!! Gav. (20/05/06) 944. Please don't take this the wrong way, but it made me smile and I have to admit a little proud of my 7 year old boy. At the Fulham game during the half time interval. I could tell that my son was in high spirits after our 1st half display, Beattie's goal chipped in from the edge of the box, Andy King's disappearance act for a presentation, a wedding proposal on the pitch and now he was wondering what was going on in the centre circle. To bring him back down to earth I put on a serious voice and said, "This is sad. This little girl's just come out of hospital after having a new lung and a new heart." Fast as anything he smiled and whispered to me, "I hope they dyed her heart blue first." Gwladys. (20/05/06) 943. I was at the united game last season, rooney was on the ball and this fat guy in front of me stands up, sucks his stomach up and goes YOU FAT BASTARD!!! very funny. Joe Barry. (20/05/06) 942. Ok ok - so I'm thinking I must hold me hands up here - Shout 922. I think that 'tosser' was me! Perhaps you might be able to put me details in front of Tommy so I could say me sorries personally like! Incidentally - I have a habit of putting me foot in it - I was at the England v Wales game at Old Trafford last year, it was when Beckham was having a bit of a dip in form etc...the foul happened and his free kick was placed - I was shouting "Don't let him take it - he's crap", then he goes and scores and the 4 lads in front of us (good lads btw) and me mate all turn round and I get abused! Hey - it's the same old story everywhere y'go. Karl - Surrey. (20/05/06) 941. Was sat in the Gwladys' Street End about 5 or 6 years ago in the dark days under Walter. At home to Charlton around New Year and the place was as quiet as i've ever witnessed. Everton were playing the usual S@*te, 3-0 down and the ball was hoofed up into the air and come down by the dug out. Good old Archie Knox, thinking we were still in with a shout of getting something from the game, ran out to trap the ball. The ball goes under his foot and bounces into the Family Enclosure to the amusement of the 32 Charlton fans who turned up that day. This fella a couple of rows behind me stands up and screams, " That's why their sh@t,........................ coz your Sh@t!" Still today my favourite Blues shout at the match. Mick M. West Derby. (24/04/06) 940. Sitting in the top balcony at the Fulham game, when Chris Coleman had decided the no 27 Simon Elliot's time was up the lad behind shouted: "He's off the Winslow to change the barrel!" It made us all laugh, the lad was absolutely crap. Karl Gilboy. (24/04/06) 939. Sitting in the Park end against Fulham when some fella stands up an starts singin the Davey Moyes song and noone joins in with him. 5 minutes later the main stand sing the Davey Moyes song, and the fella stands up an says: "HEY THATS MY SONG. I STARTED IT." Had everyone in stitches. LIAM. (24/04/06) 938. I was at the boro game and Michael Rickets was called offside. Some fella stood up an said: "Rickets ya ass was onside but ya belly was off. Ya fat bastard". This had me in stitches. Brilliant site lads! EFC fore ever. Dennis Dowd. (27/03/06) 937. I was at the Arsenal game I'm a season ticket holder in the lower Gwladys street and after Biffa (Beattie) scored and then he nearly scored again I heard some fella get up behind me shoutin "WE WANT 7, WE WANT 7." It was hilarious! Everyone just looked and laughed. Quality. morgan_ov_d_gwladys. (27/03/06) 936. Thought you might be interested in this shout - i was in the Park End for the Bucharest game.Our Tater was lying pole axed in the centre circle, shaking violently. Everybody was clearly concerned when the Bucharest fans begin chanting. This was clearly met with disgust from the Park End when one booming voice shouts " IT THE LAST TIME I SEND ANY OF YOU FUCKERS A SHOE BOX" Lee Lomax. (27/03/06) 935. At the blackburn home match in upper Bullens, the linesman had just given a poor decision, sum bloke shouts: "I'll stick that flag up ya jacksie in a minute"...So funny. Dave aka Bucko, Birkenhead.(21/02/06) 934. When Faddy hit the cross bar from 12 yards with an open goal begging At the Blackburn home match, the guy behind us shouts: “Well done Jimmy lad. You’ve just won a signed Everton shirt.” Wallace (21/02/06) 933. I was sitting in my seat in Lower Gwladys ( I'm a season ticket holder) and it was the first game of this season. We were playing Man Utd and as u know we lost, But one thing made my day. Rooney was coming towards the Gwladys Street when some fella near me shouts: " Quick grab your granny, Rooney's comin". It had me and every one around me in stitches.Tom Davies in Maghull. (21/02/06) 932. I was sitting in the lower Gwladys street for this seasons Chelsea game in the cup, announcement on the speaker that unfortunately there will be no more beer served for the rest of the match and they hope normal service will resume for the city game. The whole crowd boo's of course, after they quiet down sum bloke few rows behind me shouts:" I PREDICT A RIOT!!" had loads of us pissin ourselves!!. FIRMY. (21/02/06) 931. My mate Craig was at the Derby this year when The Sh*te decide to substitute Crouch, while he's walking off he stands up and at the top of his voice shouts: ''Watch out Crouchy, mind you don't bang yer head on the top of the stand.'' Had everybody round him in stitches. He was well made up. Scott Graham. (21/02/06) 930. Last season at Chelsea home, Beattie was sent off already. Wrongly at the time we all thought and we were keeping Chelsea at bay despite the ref (Riley, who else?) having an absolute nightmare with everything. Anyway's, 2nd half, the ball comes across our box towards Lampard and as Riley kind of half gets in his way the bloke behind me shouts: "fcukin have a shot, Riley!!" hilarious! Gmcajo. (07/02/06) 929. A few seasons ago away at Southampton, I think it was the last time we played them at their old ground, the most memorable moment was when Mark Pembridge came over to take free kick right in front of us and promptly gave the ball straight to one of their players. From behind I heard a frustrated evertonian shout. "That fookin Pembridge, he doesn't mean to be shite, but he is !" Paul Lloyd. (07/02/06) 928. Reading through the 'Turning The Air Blue' book reminded me of a classic moment at Goodison park. I took my bird to Goodison and had to sit in the main stand. Neil Mcdonald was having a stinker and a big guy kept giving him verbal abuse. Then came his moment to dig a hole and bury me moment. He stood up and said: Your as shite as Sheedy(sheedy latter days). His mate nudged him and nodded backwards. Yes you guessed it. Kevin Sheedy was sat right behind him. I've never seen such a big bloke go so small. He never uttered another word throughout the match. If the guy is reading this. You made my day. You had to be there to appreciate the moment. Baz. (07/02/06) 927. At the Arsenal Game, Ljunberg was being his usual gay self, at one point he sprang up to protest he was fouled when the fella who sits next to us stands up and shouts.... 'Piss Off Captain Underpants', I was in bulk and still laugh whenever I think of it now. Dave Murray. (07/02/06) 926.
Got off the train in Nottingham in the 90's when played forest a WEEK
AFTER WE PLAYED UTD AND A BIG RUCK SAW A UTD FAN GET BADLY STABBED.
THE POLICE AT THE STATION SEARCHED EVERYONE AND OVER THE TANNOY WERE
ASKING IF YOU ATTENDED THE UTD GAME TO GO AND GIVE A STATEMENT TO
SOME POLICE SAT BEHIND A PASTING TABLE IN THE CORNER OF THE STATION.
THIS CAUSED A REALLY BAD DELAY 925. Back in the eighties, when we were great I was at Oxfords crappy Manor park ground watching the lads warm up before the game. The away end only had about ten rows of terrace, and no roof, so when Inchy (Heath) skied a punt over the cross bar, us on the terrace to land in the allotments behind the ground. Some wag behind me waited several seconds then shouted "Oy Adrian, your wanted, there's a guy here wants a word about his greenhouse. Even the players were in stitches. Keep up the good site. Mark. Dorset. (30/01/06) 924. I got a new season ticket in the Lower Gwladys this season and there's some class fella who comes up with some boss shouts. Anyway at the Nexcastle match Yobo was playing a bit class, and after he scored this fella starts singing to the tune of No no limit: "Yobo Joey Yobo, Joey Yobo, Joey Joey Yobo" had me in bulk. Nick N, Maghull. (30/01/06) 923. Last season when the Pistone was wearing his socks like hold up stockings as some model ( Girly ) players had started doing ! I was in the Main Stand at the Villa game when he had an easy down the line clearance from our half and true to form he hoofed it out for a Villa throw in ! I stood up and shouted "Fuckin Hell Pistone when Moyesy said pull ya socks up he didn't mean it literally" Had people in bulk ! Me mates still go on about it so thought i'd share it with you. Great Site. Keep up the Good work lads. Blue Paul. (30/01/06) 922. At the redshite game some tosser sat in front of me with his missus and kid kept going on about how Moyes should bring Duncan off the bench - he would sort out Sami Herpes etc etc. He kept going on and on. In the end this guy next to him told him that Dunc wasn’t on the bench. He went red and his missus chuckled! Tommy from Lincoln. (30/01/06) 921. Last year when we played the " trotters ". We where 2-1 down and pressing for an equaliser, a fella behind me in the lower gwladys was getting pretty animated when some big bastard for Bolton headed behind for a corner. The recently introduced Mcfadden ambles over to take the set piece when the fella behind me shouts " come on jimmy light my fire baby" Piss funny made all the better by Tommys late winner. Rich. (30/01/06) 920. I was stood in C block at Wembley, cracking atmosphere all the usual Scouse banter going on when some clown stands on one of the crush barriers, Stark Bo****k Naked, apart from a Blue Scarf around his wrist and a Celtic/Everton Bobble Hat (I Think) he starts shouting and waving and giving his all for the Toffees, When as one C Block and I am sure a few more start singing "What the F****n Hell is that, What the F****n Hell is THAT!!!!" Absolute MAGIC. The guy got down pretty quick as I remember. Pure Quality in what was a great day for Merseyside but a sad one for me as a young BLUE who had gotten used to winning! Class site, sends shivers down my spine just reading some of the shouts as I have nearly always been there, Post 74' that is. Gary "Royal Blue" Parkins. (18/01/06) 919. Upper Gwladys, during the last home game against Charlton, the big speaker announced that West Derby Road was going to be closed due to a serious road accident. The bloke behind me shouts: "Not that fucking Steve Finnan again!" Couldn't stop laughing for about half an hour! Graham W. (18/01/06) 918. We were playing the shite and Harry Kewell had the ball and some man behind us got up and shouted: "Fuck off home Kewell 2 wax your arse." cheered me up! Sophie Unsworth. (18/01/06) 917. Sat in top balcony against the red shite. Crouch received the ball and some wag behind me shouted “f**k off Crouch you pepperami!!” Brilliant. Tommy from Lincoln. (18/01/06) 916. I was at the shite game this season when Weir was playing his worst. He had gone up for a corner, missed the ball and was running back slowly to defend, when the man behind me shouted: " Hurry up Weir lad or I'll have ta book ya a taxi ta get back to our end. " propa wetin meself! luvin da site btw. RedHairBlueBlood. (18/01/06) 915. Staying in Amsterdam for the 1985 cup winners cup final, myself and the rest of the lads I was there with travelled by rail to Rotterdam to witness that magical night. When we got on the train our carriage was full of Everton supporters singing their heads off, except for about twenty or so Rapid Vienna fans sitting nice and quiet. During a break in our singing they took their opportunity and piped up with Rapid Wien, Rapid Wien, Rapid Wien. Wien being pronounced veen all the blues joined in with Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen. You should have seen the look on the Austrians faces, they could,nt understand why we were singing “their” song. Cracking site lads, keep it going. Kevin (18/01/06 ) 914. A bloke who sits next to me in the main stand is from Bolton, and obviously finds watching us against them hard to stomach. He regularly comes out with absolute corkers but last week's had me in stitches. As the Bolton lot were getting quiet from some crap they were chanting, our Bolton Bluenose stood up, and in a thick woolyback accent hurled: "SHUT IT YA SHEEP SHAGGIN BASTARDS." Quality ! Scott Edwards. (05/01/06) 913. I was in the lower gwladys against West ham mid week. Killer did his usual. Kicks the ball 20yards in front of him and thinks he can still get on the end of the ball. Anyway he lost the ball and some fella stud up and shouted: " What is the 3 most used words at Goodison?.. FUCK OFF KILBANE!!!!" I was in bits until Zamora scored!!! Great site lads keep it up!! GAINIO. (05/01/06) 912. Few years back we were playing Sheff Wed at Hillsboro when it started pissing down. In the corner with no roof over them were about 500 Evertonians, who then started singing: "Shitty ground, shitty ground." About 4/5 thousand other Evertonians under cover were pissing themselves. Dead funny. JOHN PEACOCK. (05/01/06) 911. At the recent home game against West Ham there was a very vocal 6 or 7 yr old sitting behind me and my dad. Since the first whistle he was shouting: "West Ham are rubbish", "come on Everton" and randomly shouting: "NEVILLE" at the top of his voice when Neville wasn't even near the ball. I found this quite amusing but later on in the game after Kilbane had once again lost the ball a guy shouts: "Kilbane you fucking fanny". When this lad just shouts: "Fanny" at the top of his voice. Everyone was in bulk and it was the highlight of a dull game in which we lost. Deak, Warrington. (05/01/06) 910.
Just got a copy of Turning the air blue, which is a class book. Especially
to my great surprise when I saw a huge foto of meself on page 108
on the pitch when we stayed up against Coventry!! I've got the shocking
centre part! 909. At the Bucharest game at home, I was sitting in the Park end and when the mighty blues scored me and some complete stranger next to me started jumping up and down huggin. When the excitement had finished I offered him a polo only for him too shout at the ref:" ya fuckin collina wonna-be". When Arteta had that fit he stood up and screamed: "I'll fuckin petty bomb ya house, cheeky pr**ks". Had me in bulk. Matt Fletcher. (05/01/06) 908.
Just got a copy of Turning the air blue, which is a class book. -especially
to my great surprise when I saw a huge foto of myself on page 108
on the pitch when we stayed up against coventry!!- I've got the shocking
centre part! Anyway's, thought I'd share a shout of mine I wish I
hadn't said a couple of years back during a derby against those lot
in red. 907. At Newcastle this weekend (Nov '05) Zinedine had just been brought on, to which the geordies started singing "your just a mackem bastard". this rousing chorus was joined in by four or five guys round by us, who also started chanting the same line. perhaps in bad taste, but witty all the same. Lardyboy blue - middlewich. (19/12/05) 906. Was at Blackburn away and some guy behind us was mouthing off the whole game, when Killer came on in the second half this guy shouted "For fuck sake, when's someone gunna send that big irish elephant back to knowsley safari park" we were in stitches the whole way home! Andy and Tom. (19/12/05) 905. At the Blackburn game 3 seasons ago we were gettin destroyed 2-0 it was cold and wet and everyone was disappointed with the blues. Me mate Big John stands up and shouts: "av got two words for ye Everton.............Shite!!" The row collapsed with laughter, made the trip back home that little bit better. keep them comin lads! MarkyJ Bluenose. (07/12/05) 904. Versus Blackburn 03/12/2005. Robbie Savage warming up the whole of the away end singing: "Fuck off Savage, fuck off Savage!!!." Kevin Kilbane also warming up comes toward blues. Some lads start: "Fuck off Kilbane, fuck off Kilbane". EXCELLENT. Nulty O. (07/12/05) 903. In the last home game against Newcastle when Beattie skyed a sitter with 15 mins to play, me lad jumps up and shouts: "Fuckin hell Beattie even crouch would have put that away." Peter O'Hallaron. (07/12/05) 902. At Middlesborough home (Nov '05), As usual Zinedine kilbane was wandering round like a headless chicken, out of position. A guy close to us shouts at him: "Kilbane - get back will ya." (and help out the defence). When a witty guy by me responds: "Yeah back to sunderland you C*nt." Lardyboy blue - Middlewich. (07/12/05) 901. Way back in Moyes' first season in charge, my whole family and I were sat in the Paddock watching Everton beat Leeds 2-0 (the main reason this feels so long ago was that Kewell looked a class player that day). As Scott Gemill came over to retake another of his woeful attempts at corners, my hitherto docile patriach stood up and shouted 'Get off Gemmill, you're shit'. Happily he turned round briefly to 'acknowledge' this salutation, and though my Mum buried her head in her hands put of sheer embarrasment, this spontaneous gesture aimed at one of Evertons worst ever players was afforded a round of applause and vocal agreement. Fantastic website, hope you are still running it in another CL season in the future. A.Williams. (07/12/05) |