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| We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbal's. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts 1089. Was at the 1 - 1 draw with reading in 07, was the game that Sly Stallone visited. Half time came and Adrian Heath was on the pitch doin sumthing......just as his name was announced a load of people at the back of the Lower Glad all started shouting "adriaaan" the timing was perfect. I was in stitches all night!! James/ Litherland(14/06/08) 1088. At last week's Roger Waters concert, the fella behind me was getting carried away, giving it 'Nice one Roger', 'Go on Roger la', 'Brilliant Roger', 'Sound Roger', all the way through. Till at the end Waters announces ' Out of the 169 concerts I've done so far this has been the best - Liverpool You'll Never Walk alone'. At which point the response was 'Roger you fucking nobhead!" Sean D (14/06/08) 1087.
I was at leeds back in the 98/99 season when we were bloody awful.
1086. Funniest thing I heard at a game happened about 14yrs ago.I had gone to watch Everton B side (under 17) playing Burnley in what was then the Lancashire League.The game was played at Gawthorpe Hall which was the location of Burnley's training ground.A crowd of approx 400 was watching an Everton side totally dominate the first half but they could not find the net despite numerous chances.Blue's coach at the time was the one and only John Bailey.At halftime "Bail's" continued to encourage the team to carry on playing the way they had been,he was sure a goal would come.Bail's was right, Burnley 1 Everton 0.One particular lad who was playing wide on the right,had missed probably 4-5 chance's in the first half, and continued to miss more in the second.After 70mins play with no change in the score, the young lad missed another sitter John came out with the best one liner I have ever heard at a match,"Glen if you had 8 shots at John Lennon he would still be here today!"Brilliant happy memories of a good Evertonian. John (Clitheroe) (04/06/08) 1085. At the Chelsea game the other week, sittin in the Park End, Petr Cech goes to take a free kick and the lad in front of me screams “RoboCop!!” – had us all in stiches cos not only the amount of work he’s had done and the fact he was wearing grey, but Cech managed to fluff his kick to turn round and smile. AW Wallasey (04/06/08) 1084.
Season ticket holder in the Lower Street end. Sit behind the goal
a few rows back. Got a fella behind me who pops them out every match....highlights
of this season... 1083. I was at the Sk Brann game at Goodison, we were already about 2-0 up when Az came on the attack cant think of the players name but anyway he squared it to a team mate for a easy tap in. And when he missed it joy to the evertonians the next minute some fella one row behind me stands up an shouts "IM FUCKIN' 45 GOT A DODGY KNEE AND EVEN I COULD OF FUCKIN SCORED THAT" had me in stitches all night. Chris Cook (04/06/08) 1082. Following the appeal for Chelski supporters to sit down on Thursday – one wag behind me shouted out “ all two of u” – all around laughter and some shaking of shoulders – brill. Vinnie (23/05/08) 1081. A few seasons ago we were playing Bradford, I think they were already relegated it was near the end of the season. I was in the lower Bullens with my two lads who were both quite young at the time. A bloke in the row behind us was shouting at Nicholas Alexandersen all through the second half about how shite he was and he was a fucking plank etc etc, to be fair he was pretty dire and passed the ball inside every time he got it rather than run at the defender. Anyway this bloke kept effing and blinding and then apologising to me for swearing in front of me kids, next thing Alexandersen hits a first time volley from the edge of the box into the net, I turned and raised my eyebrow at this bloke to see what his response would be and he shouted back " HE WAS TRYING TO FUCKING TRAP IT" well, people just pissed themselves all around us. PE Murphy (23/05/08) 1080.
Years
ago, me and me mates (all Blues and a Leeds fan), went to Wales v
England Home International at Wrexham - always a bit lively with the
boyos, if you know what I mean. Wales had a corner, and as Phil Thompson
was centre back, we all shouted, after three "Pinnochio!". 1079. Was at analfield this season when a corner was given to the shite next to us. Carragher came over near us when a guy shouted at him "how was your birthday cake Carra? I pissed on it". I pissed myself. Classic. Keep up the good work lads! Dewi Anglesey (23/05/08) 1078. Against Derby last week their fans were singing 'your support is fucking shit', to which the fella sat next to me dad sarcastically mutters 'could be worse, it could be the fuckin team'. Tickled me anyway. Martin Evans (23/05/08) 1077. In a Goodison Derby in the early 80,s It was Steve Macmahon`s first game against us after he had signed for the SHITE.There was a lull in the game after about 30 mins and the ball kept on going out for a throw Bullens Road side. A fella in the Paddock try`s to get Mcmahon`s attention it went some thing like this. “STEVEY” Mcmahon ignores him. “STE” Mcmahon still ignores him like a true pro. ” Macca” Mcmahon ignores him once again but appears irritated as he can clearly hear him. “STEVEY MC” the fella is very persistant and people now start to wonder if he know`s Mcmahon. “STEVEEEEEEEEEEY” the fella shouts as Mcmahon is only inches away by the touchline facing the crowd looking straight at the fella. “WHAT “ says Mcmahon finally. “FUCKOFF YER RED TWAT”. All the lads near by pissed themselves and duly sang a rapturous chorus of FUCK OFF MCMAHON. It was comedy timing at it`s very best. JT Aintree (05/05/08) 1076. At the Fiorentina game at Goodison, in the Main Stand. The Fiorentina manager was giving it loads in the technical area, waving his arms etc. a fella sat 2 down from me, a right funny bastard, shouts, in one of the only moments of quiet "SIT DOWN YOU YA BIG PURPLE SCALLY" had everyone around in stiches. Cheers Mark Jones (05/05/08) 1075. Was at the at the Man Utd game at Old Trafford on 23 Dec 07 and it went quiet (as it always does there) and a fella shouted ‘F!*k off Ranoldo you Tranny’ everyone must have been thinking it but just couldn’t put there finger on it…. What a shout. John Murray (05/05/08) 1074. Woman in the lower gladdy in the second half of the zenit game shouted , come on blues these r shit and so is there vodka , everyone around there was pissin themselves. Brian Jones (05/05/08) 1073. Remember back in 96 for some reason the street started singing there's only one earl barrett and some fella shouted thank f**k, classic! danny mc (30/04/08) 1072. I was in the upper bullens for the win against Bolton the other month and the odd cries of 'boo' rang around the ground whenever redshite nolan got the ball. Anyway when he went off in the 2nd half some fella of about 70 behind me goes, 'I see the pitch has levelled out now fat arse has gone off!' classic. C.O.Y.B. F.T.R.S. JJF17 (30/04/08) 1071. My Arl Fella was at the derby - last season I think - when Phil Neville came over to the near touchline to take a throw in. Some idiot fan of the Shite started booing. Much to the Arl Fella's amusement up piped a Blue Nose instantly with - "Stop booing him you shite - that's our job!!!"...quality. Andy Byrne (30/04/08) 1070. I was at the everton, chelsea game sitting in the familly enclosure when a man in the main stand just above stood up and started ranting and raving in a foreign language when ricardo carvalho came to the touch line. The guy seemed forein and little strange. when he seen a young kid looking up at him in confusion he said in a thick scouse accent that is portuguesse for your fuckin shit. Gary Latham (30/04/08) 1069. Todays game at wigan v everton, Antonio Valencia was about to take a corner about half an hour in, when me arl fella tony conroy shouts to him "Ay prick your shorts are ripped!" As valencia acnowledges, he shouts again " And your balls and your arse are showin' out the back!" He fluffed the corner, even the wiganers were in stiches. (30/04/08) 1068. Sitting in the family enclosure last season watching a pre-season friendlily after a pretty boring first half pistone and van der meyde start warming up on the touch line two lads sitting in front of us one says rather loudly to the other hey theirs pistone and pissed most of the time everybody cracked up class. Trevor Ellesmere port (16/04/08) 1067. At the game against Zenit St Petersburg- the linesman on the Bullens Road side of the pitch looked about 80 yrs old from the back- kinda bowlegged and very round shouldered. At the very first opportunity to give him a bit of stick , theres a guy behind us in the Paddock who can never wait to have a go at the officials, and he shouts "Ah, get yer flag up, yer humpty backed bastard".....way harsh, that one, but had us in stitches at the time! Great site, you guys, always good for a laugh. NettyG Paddock (16/04/08) 1066. Me and a mate wangled two tickets for the 1977 League Cup final replay against Villa at Hillsborough from a football writer at the Yorkshire Post. We had to pick them up at the VIP window at the main office and there were all kinds of footballers and ex-managers and officials about. As we left, going back into the street, I noticed, right in front of me, was Shankly, a despised figure at any Everton match as you can imagine. I ignored him, naturally, but other people, Villa fans and locals and so on were shouting at him, ‘Mr Shankly! Mr Shankly! Hello Mr Shankly! And other fawning shite. Then an Evertonian roared at him from about ten feet away, “Eh Shanks, gerrus a fucking ticket, yer cunt!” which he acknowledged with a big grin. Peter ny (16/04/08) 1065. Was at the Arsenal away game last season, the first game at the Emirates. Tiny Tim belted one in from a yard (similar to Wednesday's goal) and Van Pierse scored from a free kick that never was. We all sat in awe and envy of the new space age stadium packed to the rafters, we can only dream of having a stadium like that in Kirkby or wherever. As we were leaving some of the Everton fans were chanting "Shit ground no fans!" Superb Scouse humour!! Paul South Wales Blue (16/04/08) 1064. I was sitting in the pub with my mate when blues were playin vsp tonite and the pub was quite empty, id say about 10 blues there and the odd kopite. one fella comes upto my mate and says "wheres all the fukin everton fans?" she replied, "at the match" QUALITY XX love the site, laur and rach efc 4 eva xxxxx (16/04/08) 1063. On the coach travelling up for da Sunderland game last Sunday. Bus Driver shouts; "Get rid of the ale lads. We need to go to the service station to pick up the escort" To which a guy behind us (all da best shouts come from behind ya !)"What do we need an escort for ? when we're on a coach?" Nikibluenose (07/04/08) 1062. During the minutes silence before the Chesea game, the silence was broken by the ice cream van going past the ground bloke next to me mutters "some fuckin ring tone that" Phil (07/04/08) 1061. At the Wigan Ath away game in 06/07 season, sat in the away end near the corner flag. Corner was given to Wigan and "killer" came up to take it. At a perfectly quiet moment, some one shouts "Give it up killer, you're sh!te". Raised a few smirks as he obviously heard it and also the corner was crap too. 2 mins later, there was another corner, Killer came over again to take it. Same bloke shouts, "Corner practice Wednesday night"...... followed by another shitly taken corner. 3rd corner within a few minutes and same bloke shouts "see, I told you you're shit lad"....... Killer turned round and found the funny side of it. Donald Kiddick "call me Don, love".... (07/04/08) 1060.We once battered Southampton 7-0. Southall went off at half time when we were 5-0 up. Apparently he broke his wrist clapping, according to a bloke I overheard leaving the Bullens. Stephen Beattie (07/04/08) 1059. Fulham yesterday. Massive queue at pie stall. Fella in front of me gets to front and asks for a pie. Sorry, we're out of pies, he's told. "I'll have a sausage roll then," he ventures. Sorry we're out of sausage rolls. "Just give me a cup of tea then" he says exasperatedly. Sorry no hot drinks, is the resonse. "Fuck it, I'll have some bread and water!" Stephen Firn (07/04/08) 1058. Fella behind me in the Upper Gladdy yesterday goes ‘come on Sunderland, you’re even making Phil Neville look good here’. We were laughing so much at what he said we missed Peanut’s goal. Gwyn (09/03/08) 1057. Can't remember what year it was but we were playin Chelsea and beat em 3-1. Danny Cadamatri comes out the dug out and goes up and down the touchline warmin up. As he comes down our end of the main stand, Ruud Gillit come up behind him. As their stretchin some fella behind me and our kid goes "hey danny, its ya daddy!" I was only bout 9 but still laugh about it and had all the stand in bulk, aswel as those two with their silly dread locks haha. Matty Gahan (09/03/08)1056. At the zenit game the other week when a russian woman announcer started speaking to there fans, about 5secs into her talkin a fella behind us shouts 'oh tha filthy bitch' had us all pissin ourselfs. Ross Dullahan (09/03/08) 1055. During the everton sunderland game i had a Yakubu hater siting behind me, on scoring his second goal this dick head shouted "get him off moyse before he scores a fxxxxxx hatrick Ken fleming (09/03/08) 1054. At the match v Zenit the other day, and for the whole match the keeper took at least 30 seconds to get ready to kick the ball i'm 13 but got so pissed off i shouted hurry up ya bastard me grandad is faster than you ys knobhead!!! had every1 around me laughing. Stephen Wakelam (09/03/08) 1053. 7-1 demolition of Sunderland and the half time cross bar challenge by the big pair of Bollocks. women in upper Gwladys asks " who do you think is in that pair of balls" then a voice shouts its "David Seamen love" to go with half the other witty comments from him. Derek Humbug (16/02/08) 1052. At the Sunderland game on Saturday, we were 7-1 up and home and dry when one lad in the Lower Gwladys shouts "come on blues, we only need one more goal and its deffo 3 points!" Hilarious, we pissed ourselves laughing. Sharon Efc (16/02/08) 1051. Fella behind me in the Upper Gladdy yesterday goes ‘come on Sunderland, you’re even making Phil Neville look good here’. We were laughing so much at what he said we missed Peanut’s goal…Spirit of the Blues. UG F99 (16/02/08) 1050. I was in the paddock at Everton when they were playing a night match with Arsenal. The Arsenal team had a chap called Herd playing who was renowned for a terrific shot.Ithink Everton were in the lead at the time and Herd got the ball about 35yards out and some wag in the crowd shouted "why don't you have a go from there Herd"It was quite obvious Herd could not have heard this shout however he did just that and the ball flew into the Everton net like a guided missileWhereupon another wag in the crowd shouted "Hey you why don't you keep your ffing gob shut" Toffeeman80 (16/02/08) 1049. Some of the funniest shouts I have heard whilst watching games in the past.Going back to the war years when Tranmere used to stage a youth team game after the 1st team match and Double BST was in existence This match I remember was an under 18 game .It had not been under way very long when the right winger was running towards the cowshed end and unbeknown to him he had a hole in his shorts .and no "jock strap" and out popped his "you know what" Quick as a flash some wag in the crowd shouted "Hey ref get that fellow off he's got to be older than 18 with a thing that size",You can guess the crowds reaction. Toffeeman80 (16/02/08) 1048. Missed this season’s derby game as I had to work, had the game on the radio as I worked in the factory, Voronin gets the ball, all you hear is “Get your fucking hair cut” Me and the lads couldn’t stop laughing! Headlock Joe (27/01/08) 1047. John Ebbrell gave the ball away and was greeted with "You're shite Ebbrell!" Somebody, trying to get behind the team shouted "You know nothing, he went to the School of Excellence." Reply - "Well he must have been f***ing sagging!" Lagerfrenzy (27/01/08) 1046. Sitting in the upper gwladys for the game against manure this season,carlos tevez goes down looking for a free kick on edge of our box when a fella sitting behind me shouts "fuck off ugly betty!"..well i just pissed myself for the rest of the game!..great site lads, cheers, ian demo (27/01/08) 1045. I was at the Derby game last week in the enclosure, when ugly crouch was warming up right in front of us, James McFadden was also warming up. I shouted hay James lad give him a kick up the arse, when quick as lighting someone shouted he better cover his fucking face then. McFadden and half of the enclosure was in stitches, Crouch started to go back to bench tail between his legs and someone shouted are you going to take it for a shit now so funny I am laughing writing this email. Mick from Jersey (27/01/08) 1044. Was in the Lower Gwladys last night Vs Larissa… the crowd started to sing “We’re all going on a European tour…” The guy next to us jumps up singing “We’re all goin’ to shag a European whore!!” You know who you are mate, sheer brilliance, thought you needed a bit of recognition!! Ciaran Lewis (27/01/08) 1043. Back in the ( I think) 1999-2000 season we made it through to the 6th round of the FA Cup at home to Aston Villa. I think we got beat 2-1 and Carbone scored one for them. Anyway, Mark Pembridge was playing centre midfield and had Carbone snapping at his heels for most of the game. Mr Pembridge's answer to this was to shield the ball and then try and turn one way then the other to try and wrong foot the opposition but was sooooo slow at doing this he almost always lost possesion of the ball. After being wrong footed and turning straight into Carbone who whipped the ball away from him some bloke sat behind me in the lower gladdy suddenly stood up and shouted "Fucking hell Pembridge, milk turns quicker than you" Laugh? I thought my jeans would never dry! Terry from Huyton (25/12/07) 1042. Back when Stuuuuuey Barlow was tragically on the field of play in a royal blue jersey, fella behind us in the Park End (da funny cunts are neva infront of ya are dee??) screams (just as he misses a sitter) "FUCK OF YOU YA FAZAKERLEY SHELF STACKER!!!" Luke da park end mafioso (25/12/07) 1041. At the Wigan game with my son, Ross, in Upper Gwladys. Two young lads behind us (voices not broken yet), one shouts in a high pitched voice, "Arteta looks like Superman", guy in front of us replies, "He is f*ckin Superman!". Everyone pisses themselves, absolute quality. C'mon you Blues. Phil (25/12/07) 1040. It was an away day at Selhurst Park and we were playing Wimbledon. They had a new manager from Norway called Thorg the Viking or something and thankfully he introduced them to zonal marking which made them even worse than usual. Anyway we were winning quite comfortably and the sold out (even in the dark days we had a full house, unlike the Dons) crowd were relaxing in the late summer sun. Anyway this ‘arl fella, pissed off that the linesman stands right in front of him obstructing his view shouts, “HEY NORMAN” “Move your fat arse you lazy bastard.” I looked at my programme and noticed his name wasn’t Norman it was Geoff. “Fuckin hell Norman its like a solar eclipse” shouts the fella to which ‘Norman’ turns and smiles. This fella the whole stand was in stitches. After that every time ‘Norman’ ran past he would shout “Watch y’self Norman I’ve got me fuckin eye on you.” After a while Norman was trembling at the knees every time he stood in front of us. As the match went on It just got funnier and to be honest I still wish that that bloke was sat near me at every away game. Pete (25/12/07) 1039. When i first started going the match back in the early 90s I used to sit in the first row of the lower bullens with my dad... one game i remember kevin sheedy missing a simple open goal header that he put over the bar... about five minutes later the ball was knocked out for a throw-in high into the air... a fella sitting in the first row of the upper bullens jumps up and lands a perfect header sending the ball about 60 yards down the stand and shouts 'That's how you fucking do it Sheedy!!!' still remember the look on poor old kevin's face as he waited to take the throw-in... i think half the ground heard that shout! still, nice left foot tho! Phil, L17 (16/12/07) 1038. At last Sunday's trip to St. James Park I heard one of the funniest chants I have heard home or away following the blues for many a good year. Midway through the second half, upon spotting a very attractive young Geordie steward watching over us, an almost spontanious chous of "Theres only one fit steward, one fit steward" burst out from virtually all our travelling male fans. The poor girl made an embarressed laugh, turned away from us and went bright red. This was then followed by a new chous of "Your fit, and you know you are, your fit and you know you are" with our points aimed in her direction. This went on for a good few minutes, and although she seemed incredibly embarressed by her new found fame, she also seemed to take it all in good humour, and I am sure she was very flattered deep down really. Not sure the other 'less attractive' female stewards were as impressed though. Kris Hutchinson (16/12/07) 1037. At the Chelsea game 2 seasons back only 2 minutes into the game (we were playin shit the past few games) and the fella come into the ground and shouted “WHAT SCORE IS IT BOYS” had all the people by us in stitches. Top site fellas! Keep it up. Luke C Paddock (16/12/07) 1036. Can't recall who we were playing, but Barry Horne had the ball and played a short pass to anchelskis and went on a run shouting Andrei, Andrei, looking for the return ball. Geezer behind us shouts listen to that, Barry Horne can talk Russian! Adrian (16/12/07) 1035. Sat in the park end on wednesday night against larissa when the Greek announcer came over the tanoy. He went on for about 30 seconds and when he finished some bloke near where I was sitting piped up with, in other words Fuck off. Had us all in stitches. Ango (16/12/07) 1034. Its from this weekend abainst Boro, when the stadium announcer said something like this, " This is a public announcment, a few people have been caught via cctv SMOKING in the stadium and have been ejected and face being banned and losing there season tickets.....etc etc", quick as a flash, watching another inept perfromance in midfield, a bloke sitting behind us says "Quick......someone give Phil Neville a ciggy...!!!" Pure genius i love it! Cheers lads.....Just had to share it! Shaun Harris Gladys Street (18/11/07) 1033. Was at the Boro game yesterday and towards the end Howard was taking his time with the ball with. We were 2-0 up with about 3 minutes left on the clock and this fella sumwhere to the left not far from my seat shouts at the top of his voice "Hurry up bollocks, I've got 3-0 on this!". He must have had half the Gwladys in stiches, I'm laughing now thinking about it. Tom Davies (18/11/07) 1032. During the early days of Kendals era we were really poor ‘one particular game against Coventry the match was dreadful both sides were terrible , I was one of about 18,000 hardy souls freezing my arse off (it was around Christmas time) during a particular dire patch of play a guy shouted ,turn the fxxxxxg light,s out. Quick as a flash someone else shouted back fxxx off I,m trying to read here’ maid my day still laugh now. Blue Angel (18/11/07) 1031. In the streetend today against Boro. Riley having his usual standard of game with the blues, out comes a shout F* off Mr Burns. Had all those who watch the Simpsons in stitches. Steven McTegart Streetender (18/11/07) 1030.
A good few years ago now we used to
go to the games with a lad called Mike. Mike was very badly physically
disabled and confined to a wheelchair. Mike was a season ticket holder
and had a space for his wheelchair with a seat for whoever pushed
him, on the Bullens Road side of the ground, right next to the touchline,
practically on the halfway line. An absolutely cracking spec, right
next to the action. 1029. Alan Harper had some decent moments for us. But at the back end of his career with us he became large & slow! We were away at Coventry; the bell rings for last orders & at that very moment in walks Harper. Up comes the shout, " You'll never make it la' " Place was in uproar. Even he laughed. Ray (26/10/07) 1028. A cold, windy, miserable night during the reign of Walter Mumbling Smith. 0-0 as per bloody usual. Coming up to half time the announcer pipes up, “The referees assistant has indicated that there will be three extra minutes played in this half.” Plaintive cry from the middle of the Upper Gwladys Street. "Sadist!" Jim Parry, Crosby Blue.(26/10/07) 1027. First game of the season with No Smoking at Goodison. Toilets at half time were so foggy, you could hardly see where to pee. Matey comes in and says "Blimey, lucky I wore me patch"! Martin Hughes (26/10/07) 1026. The blues vs palace a few years back, the game when vaughny broke the record 4 the youngest goalscorer. Sitting in the street end in the second half and the palace goalie is supporting a pair of trackie bottoms! some funny arl fella stands up behind me an shouts " EH GOLIE, WHAT AV U GOT TRACKIES ON FOR? ITS FUCKIN ROASTIN!! haha quality - Alan Mac (26/10/07) 1025. At the Wigan Match on Saturday we were going through a quiet period where neither set of fans were singing. We were in the Upper Gwladys when the Wigan manager stands up in his pink shirt and someone stood up and shouted "Oi you in the pink shirt, sit down you faggot." Had me and my brother laughing for ages. Ed (09/10/07) 1024. As a young Crosby blue, I would occasionally go to watch Marine on a tuesday night. One of the "highlights" of the season was when the shite would send a shite XI to College Road. I was stood at the barriers behind the goal at the home end when Marine won a corner. Phil "Twat" Thompson was sent to defend the near post, so summoning up all my 12 year old bottle, I shouted "Phil Thompson ya big-nosed Bastard!!!!" at the top of my lungs. Everyone nearby laughed, but then Thompson turned round, looked at me (and my not-so-small nose, complete with NHS black rimmed specs, making me look like a second rate young Woody Allen) pointed and just laughed so much he doubled up and couldn't even speak. Cue everybody nearby looking at me, then laughing AT me, and me dying on my arse. Oh well, at least I got my retaliation in first. Ste P (09/10/07) 1023. I was at the Chelsea match a few years ago sitting in the Gwladys street and Mutu was taking a corner. I was with my mate Tom and he always has something funny to say. Just as Mutu was taking the corner he stood up and shouted "Mutu you romanian ball scratcher" Everyone around us started laughing. You could tell it had affected him because the corner was bollocks! Everton 4 Ever!!!!!!! (09/10/07) 1022.
Against the mancs in April, Beattie had come
on in the second half and we were getting beat by this time i think..
anyway, the ball comes over the top and you could smell the anticipation
that JAMES BEATTIE was actually going to get on the end of a pass
for the first time in the whole season (he 1021. Away at Coventry just at the end of Alan Harper's career. We are all in the bar when the bell for last orders rings. Right on cue in walks Harper. Immediately the cry from the back came "you'll never make it la'"". The place was in uproar. Ray (09/10/07) 1020. Away at boro last season on the coach an we were drivin up to the stadium past all of boros 'fans' an there is one boro fan standing on his own shoutin abuse at all the everton coaches. So when we drive past some fella opens the window and shouts ' fuck off u ye married yer sister yer dirty inbred. Had the whole coach in stitches an the gutted fan just turned around and slowly walked away. Quality. keep up the good work the site is boss. ONCE A BLUE ALWAYS A BLUE. Terry efc.(30/09/07) 1019. Couple of years ago, when we finished 4th and were playing Fulham at home. There's one guy in the Gwladys who sits behind us and normally comes out with all sorts of rubbish, but this time he hit the nail on the head. Radsinkski, who'd left us to move to 'up an coming' Fulham was in the box for a corner when this lad pipes up, "Ey Radsinski. Great career move, you f*cking idiot!" Had us in stitches and the occasional gem like that which he comes out with makes up for most of the cr*p that comes out his mouth. Dominic Buckley (30/09/07) 1018. I live in Canada so I don't get to go to Goodison very often, but we come over once a year, anywayz we had managed to get tickets from david wier himself for the derby last year when we lost 3-1 at Goodsion, I can't remember who it was that got sent off but when sissoko dived this guy in front of me gets up and goes "fuck off ya devil worshipin bastards" had everyone around him laughin, class. James, living in Canada (30/09/07) 1017. It was about 6 years ago and I cant remember who we were playing. The linesman was a bit heavy-set and a bit slow, he was missing everything and giving us nothing. In the second half he was struggling to get up the line again and one of the guys in the disabled section almost got to his feet and waving his arms shouted ‘I could run up there faster than you, you useless fat bastard!’ before slumping back down in his chair. He gave the poor linesman hell for the rest of the half every time he ran past and had me in stitches. But he did deserve it. COYB Anton Duvall, Belgium (30/09/07) 1016. As a young Crosby blue, I would occasionally go to watch Marine on a tuesday night. One of the "highlights" of the season was when the shite would send a shite XI to College Road. I was stood at the barriers behind the goal at the home end when Marine won a corner. Phil "Twat" Thompson was sent to defend the near post, so summoning up all my 12 year old bottle, I shouted "Phil Thompson ya big-nosed Bastard!!!!" at the top of my lungs. Everyone nearby laughed, but then Thompson turned round, looked at me (and my not-so-small nose, complete with NHS black rimmed specs, making me look like a second rate young Woody Allen) pointed and just laughed so much he doubled up and couldn't even speak. Cue everybody nearby looking at me, then laughing AT me, and me dying on my arse. Oh well, at least I got my retaliation in first. Ste P. (22/09/07) 1015. Short and to the point this one. Mid 80s against Luton at Goodison. Stood in the Paddock during a break in play. Crowd quiet. The Luton man with the headband Steve Foster is stood, hands on hips, at the edge of the box. Some bloke in the paddock shouts, "Oi, Foster!" Foster stupidly turns to his left towards the shout and gets the legendary follow up, "FUCK OFF!" - Cue hilarious laughter and Foster looking very sheepish! Gary, Widnes Blue. (22/09/07) 1014. Chelsea away on last day of season and John Obi-Mikel is getting treatment before limping off when this bloke a few rows behind shouts out “Fuck off Tracy Chapman, you can’t even fucking sing you c*%t”!!!Had me in stitches!! Ipswich Toffee (09/07/07) 1013.
It
was the season we finished 4th and we were at home and i'm sure we
were playing Southampton think leon got the winner that day, anyway
my little brother was there taking my season ticket and i was taking
a spare a few rows behind him and the rest of the lads in the gwladys
street. Gravesen loses the ball, all is quiet when i hear my little
brother pop up with 'Gravesen you av about as much ball control as
a pair of baggy undies' - que laughter all around and my satisfaction
that my little brother made himself a legend for the day. Great
site lads COYB 1012. This arl fella's shout is more like a grandads shout and will make more sense to those 50 or over but hopefully will be aqppreciated by all. We lived in Garston in the 60's and the corner shop was run by a red.. Anyway my dad and the shopkeeper had a running battle over how the sides were doing which was sporting to say the least. Things were pretty much even between the sides, except we had the history, and life was a lot easier because whenever you were beating them in the banter they couldn't default to the 5 European Cups that happens now. Liverpool were in Europe and drawn to play Ajax, now this was when they were virtually unknown and before anyone knew of the maestro that was Johann Cruyff. The rednoses were confident that this was going to be a walk in the park only to be mullared 5-1 on a foggy night, I think it was their worst European result and obviously my arl fella was keen to rub it in. The following morning he sent me around to the shop with a note that read 20 Bensons, the Daily Post and a can of Ajax (type of scourer) as he had heard last night that it was very good at clearing out stubborn shite. He had followed me to the shop and stood around the corner, oh how he pissed himself laughing when he saw me being chased out of the shop by the shopkeeper with a broom in his hand. Hampshire Blue (09/07/07) 1011. Couple of seasons ago against Man U away on boxin day, towards the end of the game some ugly manc in was walkin along tryin to shout abuse at us when some fella stood up an shouted 'Fuck off you, wheres wally'. Whole crowd was pissin themselvs laughin, the manc was gutted an ran off, best thing I remember about that match. LMC123 (09/07/07) 1010. At the man utd game (28/04/07), 1-0 up, man scum subs are warming up, Chris Eagles and some other tit. Some lad a few rows back shouts ‘been on the sunbeds lad?’ some other lad shouts ‘fuck off you ronaldo wanna-be’ had us pissing ourselves. Eagles runs off redder than when he came! Tom, Chester (18/06/07) 1009. Best shout I've heard this season (2006/2007), cum on Beats any faster and you will break into a walk. PMSL. Ken Williams (18/06/07) 1008. When we beat Newcastle 3-0 after Christmas, the ball was played towards the corner of the Gwlady where the 1 of the screens is. Steven Taylor ran over to get the ball and me mate stood up and shouted 'I FUCKING HATE YOU TAYLOR,ME AND YOU AFTER THE MATCH YA PRICK!' I couldn't stop laughing cos Taylor looked up and saw me mate, who was stood with his arms reached out at his side like he was offering a fight. ONCE A BLUE ALWAYS A BLUE. MichaeL Reichardt (18/06/07) 1007. When Vinny Jones was having his second spell at Wimbledon, my arlfella and I where sitting in the first row of the mainstand on a Wednesday night. Mr Jones was just about to launch one of his long throws into our penalty area, when just as it all went quiet my dad shouts "Jones ya Quilt". Vinny beside himself with laughter stopped taking the throw and turned around to see who shouted. The whole area around us was laughing, apart from me as I felt a beaut for the pair of us. Looking back now I think its a fucking classic. Nice one Dad.Regards Alan P. Aintree (18/06/07) 1006. Years ago when Barnaby scored a hat-trick at upton park, great day out with the blues winning 4-0, we were going back to Euston on the tube with all the west ham fans, the carriage was packed to the brim....squashed in like sardines I was nicely pressed up against some smelly armpits....in the far corner laid a tramp who urinated himself ten times over, flies buzzing over his head etc....anyhow.....he only decided it was his stop. The carriage was full to the brim and the tramp was walking past us to get to the doors.....as the nice aroma wafted around the carriage...this wee cockney voice bellows out..”fukc me mate....whats that....paco robane..!!............both everton and west ham fans were in tears........still makes me laugh!! – Leedon – Milton Keynes Bluenose and proud....PS – I took my mate to the game for his birthday.....hes got red hair....and guess what.....yup....he is a red nose !!......he is still my mate ....just.... I was loving it when all the songs were being sang with a real passion....as far as I know.....robbie foul-er is still illegitimate !! trackstar (18/06/07) 1005. One from the Good Friday night match against Fulham. There's one guy been sitting behind me in the Lower G for years, who always comes out with some beltars. The first 15 minutes was awful, and there was a guy just in front (never seen him before probably never see him again) who started chanting Everton! Everton! Everton! .... no one joined in. He shouted out "c'mon you b*stards sing, its' Good Friday!" to which was immediatly shot down with: "shut up you! Jesus has just died; show some respect......" J Cannon, Season Ticket holder Lower Gwladys (01/06/07) 1004. Going back around 6-7 years ago to we were at Coventry's Highfield road stadium on a cold wet miserable night. Unsworth stepped up to take a free kick some 25 yards away from goal which inevitably ended up high wide and generally miles away from the goal, the bloke in front of me who was bizarrely dressed in a suit and long brown leather Jacket looked at his mate, shook his head and said "Unsworth?, I wouldn't let him take me dog the vets'". Still laughing to this day. Jim (01/06/07) 1003. At the Fulham game the other day when we spanked them 4-1, Vic had been on the pitch for a whole five minutes in this time he'd scored our fourth and managed to injury himself and had to go off. On his way round passed the St end, some bloke by us pipes up. "well played Vic you played a blinder... all 3 minutes of it" had us in stiches. Chris McKenny (01/06/07) 1002. During the Anfield derby this year, one typically unwitty Kopite Gobshite shouts towards us "Tesco, Tesco", to which my mate, straight off the top of his head, shouts back "Gillet, the best a kopite could get!". Had us all laughing our arses off. Kris Hutchinson (01/06/07) 1001. Last home game v Fulham. We sit in the upper gwladys right near the cameraman in the corner. His camera breaks, and he's on his phone the the engineer. Ten mins later, the sky sports guy is scaling the little ladder, and ends up squatting down fiddling with a load of wires, as his big lardy workies arse is poking out from the top of his kecks, the big grok behind us stands up and shouts, "OI MATE! IS YOUR CAMERA BROKE?! COS' I CAN SEE A MASSIVE CRACK FROM HERE!!' classic. Graham W. (01/06/07) |