Me 'arl Fella's Shouts 2
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We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbals. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts 200. Me and me mate were sittin' in the Park End for a game (cant rmember who!) when Mark "Scare The Kids" Pembridge did summit really shit with the ball and then me mate finally lost it!!!!!! "FUCK OFF PEMBRIDGE!!!!! YOU'VE GOT TEETH LIKE SUGAR PUFFS!!!" Alan Hoy. (29/04/02) 199.
after a defeat earlier on this season a fella in front of me had kept
quiet most of game shouted out "were is walter cant see him....oh
there he is sat on his fat arse...well walter goodbye your goin and
peter reid is comin home sack the f***** board and sack f***** walter
u r shite" the whole of the upper gwladys hung there heads low
coz they new he woz rite. 198.
At the Bolton game, Radzo's just missed his third easy chance, and
the fella behind me goes, "You know, I reckon Thomasz Radzinski
is the best player ever to play for Everton Football Club....".
We all sat waiting for the punchline....then it came..."with
two 'z's in his name". Main Stand was pissin itself. Cheers,
Chris Butland. (29/04/02) 197. as is typical of the street end, when the ball crosses the half way line every fuckah stands up, and in the stand up if you love the blues tune, a voice comes from behind us "sit down if you love the blues!!!!!" classic. Rachel. (29/04/02) 196. After the derby at the shites ground this year, blue standing in Anfield road shouting to the red noses pointing in the direction of Priory Road. ' Passport control and coaches to Devon this way' Top Shout Davey Blue. (29/04/02) 195.
IT WAS BACK IN THE GLORY 80'S I WAS SATING IN THE GLADYS RIGHT BEHIND
THE GOAL AT ABOUT 2PM ,WE WERE PLAYING ARSENAL AND CHARLIE NICHOLAS
CAME OUT TO INSPECT THE PITCH, AS HE WALKED TOWARDS THE GOAL MOUTH
ABOUT 500 BLUES STARTED SINGING "CHARLIE NICHOLAS, CHARLIE NICHOLAS".
JUST AS BOTH OF 194.
At the Leicster game when one of thier players was taking his time
about limping off the pitch to waste sometime as we were still 2-0
down, the little lad in front of me grew increasingly impacient and
being only about 7 at the oldest shouted "'urry up you idiot".
Everyone around had a slight laugh at the passion of this young fan
but then the bloke next to him says " 'ey there's no need for
language like that, there's ladies present". l found the blokes
sarcasm funny, as did most who sit around me.
Emma.
(20/04/02) 193.
Many seasons ago, when Kearton was deputising for Big Nev. A passback
comes to Kearton, who is put under very little pressure from the attacker.
It was a shit game and no one was arsed when all of a sudden this
wool bellows "Kick it Kearton, Kick It!!!". My mate Barber
turns round, and at 10 years of age gives a reply a la Del Boy: "Well
he's not going to shove it up his arse is he?" Half the Street
End in stitches. Nugget. (20/04/02) 192.
Cottee's second game for us at Coventry. As Steve Ogrizivic was heading
towards the goal where we were crammed in. One blue shouts 'turn round
Oggy your scarin' the kids'. Nearly pissed myself. Mick.Whiston.
(20/04/02) 191. A few years ago when Norwich gave us a 5-1 stuffing,some fella shouts"fuckin' ell getting stuffed by 10 canaries and Ekoku(efan),i pissed me sides laughing.... Simon Lloyd. (20/04/02) 190.
The Chelsea hordes were in full piss take mode, the score being 2-0
at the time and Radz just having missed a sitter. "Gone to the
races, you shouldda gone to the races" they chirped hilariously.
Just in front of me a beauty with long flowing locks and nice arse
stood up and screeched back, "And youse fuckers shouldda been
killed at Berth"! It was luv at first shriek. 189.
At Derby County match on boxing day few years ago, Wanchope missed
an open goal froma bout 6 yards out, sighs of relief in the upper
gwladys where broken by one guy shouting 'its a good job you're shite',
everyone laughed ! (gotta be there) 188.
Donkeys years ago,FA Cup semi,Villa Park,West Ham,Holte End,after
another offside decision had gone against us an exasperated blue exploded"Hey
Linesman do that again and I'll stick that flag up your a**e! followed
by a pregnant pause"Sideways"!! Derek
D Sullivan. (13/04/02) 187.
Living & working in the city of York, I decided to go along to
the recent 'Save York City FC' gig with local band Shed Seven. After
just one song the band's p.a. cuts out. Total fucking silence, until
the crowd start up with 'Your not singing anymore'. I join in 'Shit
Club- Shit Ground- Shit Band'. I thought it was a laugh, but got a
pint pot of what I hope was lager lobbed at me for my cheek. Yorkshire
Blue. (13/04/02) 186.
Chelsea away game this season (two days ago, in fact)... we're 1-0
down, Le Saux playing ever so well, despite the usual cracks about
his allegedly being a fudge-packer; someone mentions Le Saux having
a wife and kids... fella behind me shouts "he's a f*ckin' double
adaptor him, no danger"... Classic.
Declan Clarke. (13/04/02) 185. Other classic v QPR years ago, Ray Wilkins was taking a corner in the Street end and cos a player was injured was resting on the advertising hoardings, a few kids got him signing autographs, one fella go up and shouted 'Fu*k off BeetleJuice' everyone was laughing even Wilkins. James. (12/04/02) 184.
At Leyton Orient game, got locked out and the tannoy said "if
your not in the ground GO HOME". Mate turned to copper and said
"Me mum's not in and I haven't got a key". classic. 183.
Half time at Chelsea on Saturday. A fella behind me was discussing
the 1st half with his mate and was asked if he thought we should do
any substitutes. He said "I think I would bring on Chadwick.....
for Cudicini and Hasselbaink". Class Excellent site, keep up
the good work. Paul Truss. (12/04/02) 182. A few seasons ago during another boring home game, the rather large scouser Micky Quinn was warming up on the touch line by doing press-up's against the advertising hoardings, when in front of us in the lower street end a supporter looked up from reading his paper and shouted " Aye fat arse you'll fuckin break that".... brilliant. Brian Campion (12/04/02) 181. At the Chelsea game on Saturday, the Rad wasn't in it when the bloke next to me shouts "Moyesey, take Radzinski off" followed quickly by "You don't even have to bring anyone on!". Fantastic. Ste Hewitt (Exiled Blue). (12/04/02) 180. After yet another home defeat, some bloke at the back started chanting "the team's shite" followed by "the pitch's shite" - "the ground's shite" - "even the pies are shite" cheered me up no end. Gary Holmes. (06/04/02) 179. I went the Everton v Spurs game at Goodison. It was when the fans wanted Johnson heads on a stick. Anyway the fans were getting on the back of the players, the manager and more importantly the board. When Spurs went 3 nil up, I got a tap on my shoulder (I was in last row of lower Gladys) and he said “See ya in the first division son” and walked of the ground. Funny thing is there was a good 30 mins to go! It was a bad result for the blues, but we had to laugh at that geezer. Philip Court. (06/04/02)
178.
Last week whilst at uni I went to valley parade to watch the u21's
Vs Italy. The lanky piss streak that is Peter Crouch came on as sub
and proceeded to mis-control everything that came his way. After ten
mins some bloke screamed " oh Fuck off will you Ormondroyd".
I was pissin myself for ages 177. A few years back at Goodison, can't remember against who, but the Blues had about six corners at the Park End, each time taken from a different side from by Andy Hinchcliffe. Andy looked knackered running from one side of the park to the other. So someone shouted "WILL SOMEONE BUY 'IM A BIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE". Priceless. Steven Barton. (06/04/02) 176. Bolton game - Rickett's wins a corner for them and as he jogs back across in front of us the bloke behind me shouts " Hey, Ricketts! I saw you in 'The Green Mile' and you were fuckin' shite then too!!!" Quality. Ian Kelly (06/04/02) 175. A few seasons ago when we were playing Spurs at home, after a bit of shit midfield play the ball falls to Chris Armstrong, some fella jumps up and shouts ''don't worry he's shite'' and what does he do? puts it over Big Nev's head and into the back of the net. Big Dunk. (06/04/02) 174. At the game against middlesborogh a few years back, Ravenelli started giving the referee verbals for not getting a free kick, when this guy behind me shouts "fuck off you tom o'connor" class man, class. Gary Holmes. (06/04/02) 173.
Leeds this season and they were warming up, when the ball comes over
to the family enclosure so Robbie 'SMACKHEAD FROM TOCKY' Fowler trots
over, as he goes to get the ball this fella shouts ' ay fowler you
fuck'in ugly bastard' the CUNT FOWLER LOOKS UP ALL CONFUSED WHEN THEN
HE SHOUTS ' YEAH! YOU YER SCARIN ALL THE KIDS ' 172. One from many years ago,and you really had to be there,then,but some of us olduns will get it. Our late great full back Keith Newton appeared regularly on a Question Of Sport type show,were the teams to a 'route' numbered one to four ,each route having progressively harder questions. So Newton gets the ball down by the corner flag,looks up indecisively,and from the paddock comes the shout;'' TAKE ROUTE ONE KEITH'' Newton nods and gives the ball a big welly upfield. Steve Ellison. (06/04/02) 171.
At the Derby game, after a lunging mistimed Xavier tackle, this fella
shouts 'Here he comes on his magic carpet!' 170. After Pistone scored his 1st ever goal for us against Bolton, this fella shouts "Barry Horne, Gareth Farrelly, Pistone…they're all fucking wank" Lard. (02/04/02) 169. We were at ST.james park on 29th march, and it was 3-2. Everton had an attack cleared and above all the shouting and tension one fella sees three pigeons flying in to the stadium and shouts Duncan there's yer pigeons in the most serious voice ever. It was hilarious (suppose you have to be there) Craig Stewart (kirkby) (02/04/02) 168. 1990 away at Villa and we are getting pasted 6-0. An own goal sets us up at 6-1 and the whole away end goes fucking mental like we'd just scored the winner in the cup final. Still laughing our heads off I think Cottee gets us a second and we go mental again, as the cheering subsides we turn to the Villa end and start chanting EASY....EASY....EASY !!! Crying I was ....Spart. (02/04/02) 167.
Sunderland this season, unzie was in the corner tryin' to keep the
ball from 2 players. some bloke jumps up and says " he should
be able to keep the ball with that fekin arse in the way"
SEANEY ( BLUE) GRANNELL (SON OF EDDIE) (02/04/02) 166. Home match against the shite and one of the three comedians who sit behind us came out with some gems. After yet another Campbell fluff, they shout 'Ahhh Fuck off Campbell, you couldn't trap a mouse with a ton of cheese!' Mikey B. (02/04/02) 165.
I was at Goodison a couple of years ago now & we we're playing
Villa. They ended up beating us 4-0. Anyway I was sitting in the Bullens
Road Paddock Stand right next to the pitch. The ball went out for
a throw-in and Paul Merson came over to take it. Next thing this guy
stands up behind us and shouts "Eh Merson, fancy a pint ya fuckin
smackhead!" This was referring to his alcohol & drug problems
from a few years earlier. The whole area around us just burst into
laughter!!! - Fe, Runcorn. (02/05/02) 164. A few years ago I was at the Chelsea game when Duncan won us a penalty and the keeper was sent off! I was sitting in the Family Enclosure near the corner flag when Scott Minto came over to take a corner. A young lad of about 14 shouted ''Minto ye minty get!!'', Minto was totally confused as to what it meant? Classic! It made me laugh all the home! Lou x (02/04/02) 163. It was David Moyes first game at Everton and 27 seconds Rhino fires one in to the net, after everybody calmed down some feller shouts from behind " Fuck of Moyes this is shite, Brill. Parkend121(22/03/02) 162. At the fulham game at the weekend, we had just conceded when the biggest anti-smithite who sits by me shouted " fuck the attacking play.... bring back smith" Martin. (22/03/02) 161.
At the scandalous 0-0 draw versus Leeds this season, as Mr Viduka
harangued the referee about a supposed push or similar, the wistful
refrain from two rows behind me in the Gwladys St came wafting in
the direction of the pitch "Fuck off, fat eyes!" Bearravenhall
(22/03/02) 160.
At
Middlesborough. 6000 Evertonians packed into the away section...But
loads of empty home seats. The obvious chants of "Shit Ground
, No Fans ,Shit Ground No Fans !" repeatedly until a voice pipes
up "But Goodison is a dump" Murmers of agreement + chant
changes to "Nice Ground, No Fans , Nice Ground , No Fans !"
Well there wasnt much else to smile about !!! 159.
Just after our goal went in against the shite, a pile of pissed off
red shite said "oh fuck off this is your cup final!", it
only took four of us at the same time to remind him that we are still
in the cup! (Sent in all hope, before the Crewe game!)
John A. (22/03/02) 158.
At the Arsenal game this season. Whoever was right back (i think it
was upson) got injured and went off then Lee Dixon came on to replace.
The same Lee Dixon that has played right back for arsenal for 10+
years. Then some guy in front of me shouts " this is alright
thats dixon playing right back, hes out of position" Stephen
Hope. (22/03/02) 157.
I always remember some loud mouth shouting "you bastards i'm
not paying for another fucking ticket " just before lampard scored
the winner at the 1980 everton v west ham semi final , in fact i still
have nightmares about both the games. 156.
1st of all, congrats on 150 shouts. I've got anohter one. When we
beat the Happy Hammers 6-0 in 1999-2000, everton attacked the Street
End 2nd Half, with the then useful Tommy Myhre in goal. Because the
scoreboard is on the roof of the Park End, Parkenders never know the
score, but who cared that day? Sod all ne1. Cept the ParkEnders. Every
time we socred in the 2nd half, they would leap up and shout, "Tommy,
wots the score?" having the response in th number of fingers
Tommy held up. Quality. Peter. (22/03/02) 155.
At the Leeds game Duberry came over to take a throw in and my nephew,
obviously unable to criticise his dainty football skills, shouts "You
fuckin' grass !" Tony.
(18/03/02) 154.
Final
Whistle at Boro..The ones of us that still remained were leaving our
seats..getting loads of grief from the Boro fans just yards away.
Usual tanked up Blues shoutin back "Fuck off twats..Boro are
Shite..You bunch of wankers..etc etc ... Then over the tannoy.. "Next
up at The Riverside..next Saturday...Boro versus the shite."
The loudest Blue who has been shoutin the most abuse immediately shouts
out " Come on Boro" It nearly made us laugh anyway !! PJEFC
(18/03/02) 153.
Many years
ago, we were playing Spurs.A fella behind really hated Ardiles.Many
shouts of 'Get him, that Dago Worm' . But best of all, defying the
English language, was when Ossie fouled one of our favourates . Get
'im off ! That that fucking great big dirty little dago worm ! Blue
Fred now in Devon.
(18/03/02) 152. I was at the match on Saturday Lower Bullens by the fulham fans. as you would expect we got behind the team but when we scored some fuckin loon got hold of me a was hugging me and I didn't even know him but it was classic. "FUCK THE CUP WERE STAYIN' UP" Pagger blue 4 eva. (18/03/02) 151.
At the west ham game, we where sat closest to the west ham fans. This
whopper in the west ham end starts singin 'we hate everton, we hate
everton etc..', and one or two of his mates joined in too. A fella
2 rows back from me shouts 'Go home, you fat cockney cunt, your tea's
ready'. Its brightened a dull night up. Matt.
(18/03/02) 150. Yesterday at the Leeds match. That fair player, David Batty, went for a ball Kung Fu Style, & studded Scott Gemmill in the chest. Fella behind shouts " Fuck off Batty. Who do yer think you are, Billy Elliot?" Annon. (04/03/02) 149. walking through stanly park after the game where we could see all the coaches at the bottom, again a blue shouted "all coaches back to Torquay and Lands end straight ahead"! u should have seen all their faces, absolute priceless!! come on the blues!! duncan. (04/03/02) 148. At the arsenal game gazza was trying to get past henry and my mate behind me stood up and shouted " gazza use ur pace" it made the whole area around us laugh. Original Sharpy. (04/03/02) 147. at the derby game on saturday in anfield road, pinnochio stood up and the usual chant came up "sit down Pinocchio, sit down Pinocchio, sit down Pinocchio" etc when the annoucement came over the tannoid "for the comfort of all fans will you please ramain seated at all times during the game" when a blue stood up behind me and shouted " yeh, sit fuckin down thompson ya big nosed cunt, no-body can fuckin see past ur stonker!" quality!! walking through stanly park after the game where we could see all the coaches at the bottom, again a blue shouted "all coaches back to Torquay and Lands end straight ahead"! u should have seen all their faces, absolute priceless!! come on the blues!! duncan. (04/02/02) 146.
Alright, a while back l went watching a televised match ast Goodison
and was 145.
Just after our goal went in against the shite, a pile of pissed off
red shite said "oh fuck off this is your cup final!", it
only took four of us at the same time to remind him that we are still
in the cup! (Sent in all hope, before the Crew game!) John
A. (04/03/02) 144.
A few years back we were playing either Rekjavik or the Arsenal, but
it was the 1995-96 season where we were in Europe for the first time
for ages. Anyway, when the ball came to Earl Barrett ( Reality Check;
WHO?) won the ball and tried to beat one of their players. He hit
the ball against and put it out for a throw.... to them. SO a bloke
near me shouted " Come on Barrett you can't beat an egg!"
I was in stitches 4 ages, even though i actually rated Barrett at
the time. Peter.
(04/03/02) 143.
At the derby game on saturday in anfield road, pinnochio stood up
and the usual chant came up "sit down Pinocchio, sit down Pinocchio,
sit down Pinocchio" etc when the annoucement came over the tannoid
"for the comfort of all fans will you please ramain seated at
all times during the game" when a blue stood up behind me and
shouted " yeh, sit fuckin down thompson ya big nosed cunt, no-body
can fuckin see past ur stonker!" quality!! then walking through
stanley park after the game where we could see all the coaches at
the bottom, again a blue shouted "all coaches back to Torquay
and Lands end straight ahead"! u should have seen all their faces,
absolute priceless!! come on the blues!! Duncan,
Merseyside.
(25/02/02) 142.
Can't remember which match it was. It's been that kinda season. Anyway,
as the dross unfolded and our players were spraying passes all over
the seating arrangement, Peter next to me finally lost it. 141.
at the wednesday nite villa game cadamateri was playin awful. he made
a bad challenge all the fellas by me (all blues) started singing "off
off off"....... later on when cadamateri was subbed off for chadwick,
the fella sittin behind me stood up and screamed "fuck off cadamateri...even
the taliban dont want ya!" i was pissin myself for ages.
john. (25/02/02) 140. the guy behind me at the sunderland game kept coming up with insults about mcatteer, such as u couldnt hit a walrus with a banjo, then my mate replied" he couldnt hit his own arse with a banjo. Original Sharpy. (25/02/02) 139.
game against Crew and Walter takes off our last remaining Swedish
international. "Shout" Fuck me Walter you've taken off all
the Swedes and left the fucking cabbages on the pitch. Mark
Williams.
(25/02/02) 138. Derby game at Goodison, half time, massive queue for the gents, one RS pipes up "You don't have to queue up for a piss at Anfield" fella next to me replies in a flash "Yeah, but you all sit down to piss over there !" HM. (20/02/02) 137. At the crewe game I was getting a pie when some fella in front of me was getting one of them shitty pizzas and the woman behind the counter said what r u having love he replied 'food poisoning by the look of it.' Street end blue. (20/02/02) 136.
At the Crewe game, the Gwladys Street started singing "Stand
up, if you love the blues...". When they started standing up,
the lad behind me started singing "sit down, if you hate kopites..."
Lee. (20/02/02) 135. I remember a game in the early nineties against either Blackburn or maybe Leicester. Anyway it was Paul Holmes debut. We were playing crap as we did throughout most of the nineties when some wag in the lower Glwladys shouts "Fucking hell, we've got a Holmes and a Watson and we still haven't got a fucking clue". GENIUS. Paul Duckworth, Brisbane. (20/02/02) 134.
"Under the Clock" Goodison Rd late 1960's. Brian Labone
v Man City. Labby clatters Mike Summerbee face down to the ground.
City trainer on for ages. "Urry Up" goes the shout. Fella
behind - "Can't. It'll take fuckin' ages to get his nose out
the pitch! Graham Taylor - the other one!
(20/02/02) 133.
A few of us went over for our annual defeat at tranmere last year
and we could only get in the tranmere end.As you know them knobheads
havent got a clue but on this occasion i had a chuckle.they were singing
'if you all hate scousers clap your hands' to which my fat mate shouted
back on his own 'sheep sheep sheep shaggers' imagine his face when
the whole end turned around and sang 'who ate all the pies' and 'you
fat bastard' and 'are you gazza in disguise?' just to him. fuckin
class. Mark. (20/02/02) 132. at a boxing day game in the late 90's, in the upper bullens (can't remember the opposition, just remember a hangover, howls of dissapointment throughout the game, and bakayoko running around playing as usual like he'd borrowed someone elses legs). david unsworth was having a stinker and clattered into an opposing player. to my left a fellow evertonian sprang up as the ref approached our davey and shouted to the ref "send im off!!!!!!". made me giggle, anyway. yap. (20/02/02) 131. At the Ipswich game Unsworth showed his usual class by trying to control a ball that went off his foot and out. Shout from a supporter behind me.' Fuck off Unsworth youve got the touch of a rapist'. Ouch! LYNCHBlueBoy (20/02/02) 130.
At
the Boro game earlier this season the ball was in the air and was
dropping to Gemmill. My mate next to me shouted "Hit it you shithead".
Next thing the ball was in the net and the same mate was screaming
"I Love you Gemmill" 129.
A couple of seasons ago, home verses chelsea, cadamateri trying to
get past Desailly, voice quips "he's shite him danny, he's only
won the world cup"! same game, "eh wise, get back on your
fuckin key ring". made me laugh! 128. When I was in the Park End 95/96 season we were playing Chelsea not so long after Dennis 'Which eye is looking at me' Wise was done for beating up a cabbie. Gullit realised he was more Wimbledon than AC Milan so decided to sub him. So I stood up and shouted 'Taxi for Mr Wise!'. For once more than one person laughed. Ste Hewitt (Exiled Blue). (16/02/02) 127.
at the orient game and the chants of gazza 4 england are echoing out
some fella behind stands up and shouts UNSWORTH 4 SLIM FAST absolute
quality. tony. (16/02/02) 126.
Unsworth came over to take a throw in against Arsenal, & picked
the ball up as Ginola jogged away 125.
Back in the 80's , Paul Power's taking a throw-in for city by the
Paddock, someone shouts 'Power your too old, you've always been too
old'. Next season we buy him , and what a buy. Steve
White. (16/02/02) 124. Playing the hammers one year, Ian dowie got booked for absolutely nothing. A small kid in of me said to his dad "why has he been booked dad" to which someone else replied " COS HE'S FUCKING UGLY." classic, my mind then wandered and I thought what if that was actually the case . I can just imagine the ref saying "oi, your fucking ugly, your booked" brilliant..Neil. (16/02/02) 123. Heard at the recent Ipswich home game as Mark Venus bent over to place the ball for a corner ''Hey Venus we can see Uranus'' Regards. Bob Thomason. (16/02/02) 122.
The
Kanchelskis derby was beamed back to Goodison - my mate couldn't get
an Anfield ticket so watched it there. When they went 2-0 down some
disaffected red stood up and shouted "Can't you change the fucking
channel on that thing, Baywatch is on the other side" to which
a blue replied without missing a beat - "Yeah, more tits in red!"
There is us and there is them! 121. during the first half we won a freekick and as usual everyone stands up, then bit by bit they sit down again. A group of fellas in front of me stayed standing. The guy who sits a few seats away shouted " Sit down... Sit down... This is not the kop.... You fu#kin shower of kopites" then they all sat down, possible traitors? Martin. (16/02/02) 120.
Another
one is from the Bristol game, a random little kid shouted 'You fucking
scruffy tosspot'. One time I was at the villa match next to the dugout
and this one fella shouted Sit down Gregory you ponce all the way
through the match, and went ballistic when John Gregory winked at
him. Chris
McWilliam.
(15/02/02) 119. One match in the early nineties, it was midweek, cold and a crap game, (pretty typical of the nineties). It also happened to be the game in which Paul Holmes was making his debut. Anyway, in a particularly poor passage of play one wag in the Lower Gwladys shouts out; "For fuck's sake we've got a Watson (Dave) and a Holmes and we still haven't got a fuckin clue." - PRICELESS. Paul Duckworth, Brisbane, Australia. (11/02/02) 118. Sunderland game 3 or 4 years ago. As me and me mates were walking past the Bullens, a gang of Sunderland fans started screaming their crappy songs. Not happy with this, a lad of about 15 turned to the loadest member of the gang and said...'shut up stinky, or ill pull yer tach off!' pure beast...! Bobby White. (11/02/02) 117. Me and my dad were sitting in the family enclosure a couple of years back when we were playin Man City, and Gerry Creaney and Niall Quinn were warming up in front of us. My dad said "Look at him, that's Gerry Creaney!" I said "oh right", my dad added "he's not playing today, do ya know why?".. I shook my head and my dad told me of an injury he was recovering from. He continued.. "See him, that's Niall Quinn... do you know why he isn't playing today?" I said "nope, why not?".... then my dad shouted "BECAUSE HE'S SHITE!!!"... Niall proceeded to run away from us as fast as possible! Unsie! (11/02/02) 116.
i was at the leyton orient game the other day. duncan ferguson was
havin a crap game (as usual) when the fella sittin next 2 me shouted
"fuckin ell duncan. u turn like an oil tanker" it had me
in stitches 4 a while. twinny. (11/02/02) 115. This is not funny but it amused me. Wimbledon away, sometime in the mid to late 80's. Saturday, pissing down with rain . Got drenched walking from the car to the ground, got drenched getting into the ground and got drenched throughout the entire match because there was no roof for the away fans. We lost the game 1- 0, a dreadful affair, Bluebellies stood in silent, abject misery soaking up the unrelenting rain. Anyway, about 10 minutes from the end a lad in front of me, sodden, craned his neck back , looked into the grey skies and screamed , "STOP RAINING !!!!! ". You could have heard him all round the ground. A few of us laughed. You had to be there. Eagor. (11/02/02) 114.
One time I was at the villa match next to the dugout and this one
fella shouted Sit down Gregory you ponce all the way through the match,
and went ballistic when John Gregory winked at him. Chris
McWilliam.
(04/02/02) 113.
At a home game around Christmas time in the 70's during a particularly
poor match ( nothing new then) someone shouts out '' Come on Everton
its just like a pantomime'' another wag responds with '' Oh no its
not'' to which twenty others replied with'' Oh yes it is'' . Well
it amused me anyway. Regards Bob Thomason.
(04/02/02) 112. At the Leyton Orient game, usual shout of Unsworth your shite, then the bloke next to me says Unsworth u couldnt control your own bowels.Classic. David (True Blue) (04/02/02) 111.
Up at Goodison last season watching the 1-1 draw against Newcastle.
Stadium was quiet and then Nyarko goes down after being a complete
ponce for entire game. Some bloke 20 rows back not interested if we
got the freekick shouts 'Stay down you're shite!' Think he must of
heard as wanted to go off as me and my girl were pissing ourselves!
Good to hear he's now playing a blinder 110. At a West Ham match away about four/five years ago with my dad and my brother we were in the sixth row behind the goal and West Ham got a corner down our end. Ian Dowie was playing for them at the time and stood at the near post. Then a guy stood up about just behind us and shouted, totally within Dowie's earshot: "Fuck off eh Dowie, you're frightenin' our kids'. Poor Dowie. He's not the handsomest man in the world, as Fat Ron would say. Mart (04/02/02) 109.
A few years back we were away at west ham, ian dowie came in for a
challengeon big nev and bounced off! A voice from the crowd shouts
out "eh, dowie, lend us your face to go rabbiting", i swear
you could see Nev laughing, classic. 106.
Another
classic from the boxing day debacle against Man Utd was halfway through
the second half the bloke behind me was becoming impatient at Walter
Smith putting Unsworth in Midfield. He stood up and screamed "hey
Smith we got no chance with that midfield, look we got two Swedes
and a turnip". Quality. Neil.
(21/01/02) 104. While queing up to get in the derby I heard a bloke behind me say "That fucking Thompson he's sold his nose to the devil you know, the fucking things that big now, that it makes Mike Summerbee look like the boy David".Chris Simpson. (19/01/02) 103.
Was at the Everton / Spurs game Jan 2001 (0-0) watching in the Top
Balcony with my Dad. Three rows behind us were about 50 Rangers fans
all decked out in blue & singing & shouting & jumping
up & down. A steward shouts up to them "Sit down please,
the people behind cant see the game", to which someone two row
in front of us points to the row in front of him & says "Please
come & sit here!" Mark Davidson.
(19/01/02) 102. Many moons ago, think it was 1967 we were playing the Albion in a league game which we won 5-4. John Osborne the WBA goalie was, well the politest way to say it I guess is that he was visually challenged in the handsome deopartment. Well after he'd kept the blue boys at bay one time some even uglier bloke with a leather jacket on in the Street bellowed at him "Hey Osborne you've got a face like a pan of fried arseholes". To which the ever jovial Osborne dropped his kecks and, let there be no doubt, there was an uncanny similarity twixt face and arse! Glenn King. (19/01/02) 101. At the Sunderland game recently after we had scored a lad near me (ok it was me(!)) shouted after good play from Nik and Jesper "bloody hell these swedes aren't turnip after all"................well I thought it was funny! Ian Stephenson. (19/01/02) |Jogger's
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