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300. Everton v Arsenal....Jeffers warming up on the touchline taking merciless barracking from the Park End. After a while it quietened down and the little voice of the 8 year old kid in front of me in the family enclosure shouts "CAN YOU MOVE YOUR EARS PLEASE FRANNY I CAN'T SEE THE MATCH!" Hilarity ensued! Cheers Flipper. (24/10/02)

299. At the arsenal match which was a class act and 10minutes into the game people start hurdling abuse at seamen. Some one shouts 'Seamen ya Clown.' Another was 'ey seamen giz that boble back, me birds goin mad here.' Seamen picks up his water bottle and pretends to throw water at the Gwladys St and some geezer shouts 'hell drop that the fuckin blurt'. MOIR. (24/10/02)

298. Was sitting in Lower Gwladys against Arsenal with the score at 1-1 at the time, when Henry just missed a clear cut chance, after Everton got the ball away, some feller who was shouting all through the match shouts, "where's ya Va-Va-Voom now Henry" made the whole Gwladys go up in a roar, class at the time, 2-1! Come On Blue Boy's!!!! more of that all through the season!!!
Kev (Born 2 Be Blue). (24/10/02)

297. Chelsea away and Amokachi is warming up by us and some Chelsea stiff jogs by behind him. My brother shouts "Oi, Ammo! That bloke behind you just called you a cunt!" Ammo turned round and the Chelsea sub put his hands up and went "No I never." The BlueClown. (24/10/02)

296. After the furor over racist comments from the terraces, one wit at the Crystal Palace (with about eight black players) match shouted at Geoff Thomas (one of the few white players they had), when he was down injured, "Gerrup .... yer white bastard !!! .... er is tharrokay like ... or wha'?" janet and gerry. (24/10/02)

295. At the start of the arsenal game after seamans stinker against macedoni - about 5 mins into the match, wright is about to take a goal kick. someone shouts "shoot". an oldie but a goldie. great site. keep it up. Neil. (21/10/02)

294. At the Arsenal game. Someone shouts at the ref "Rennie you are giving me fu*king indigestion". David. (21/10/02)

293. This wasn't at the match but at the unveiling of Dixie Deans statue last season. When they pulled the covers of it the fella behind me quick as a flash " No wonder he scored all them goals...size of the cunt" Si. (21/10/02)

292. Luton Town semi at Villa. Ref makes some stupid decision and me mate stands up to hurl abuse but spots this Dad with his three small lads next to him. Mindful of his language he shouts "Ref, yer...narner!". Ten year old scall turns to his Dad and says "Dad. That stupid twat just called the ref a narner". gratistuta. (21/10/02)

291. Picking up on no. 208 at Notts. County, one drunken smackhead took about twenty minutes to climb half-way up the floodlight pylon, and the coppers took 30 seconds to remove him, and the bloke behind me said " and all because the lady loves Milk Tray!" janet and gerry. (17/10/02)

290. Half Time Whistle just gone player went down the tunnel the anouncer comes over the speakers and calls a seat number to go onto the pitch and answers questions and when asked his name the kid replys James and the anouncer says giz a OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO n the fella next to me shouts
'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the FUCK r u.' I was pissin myself laughin @ the time. Chris Baldwin. (17/10/02)

289. A shout about Ian Wilson. "'Ey, Aaaaarvey!!! Ge' fuckin' Wilson off!!! Ge' fuckkkan Wilson off!!!! No need ferrra sub, like, jus' ge' fuckkkan' Wilson off!!!!!!!! janet and gerry. (17/10/02)

288. MAN U MONDAY NIGHT AS FORLAN WAS WAITING TO COME ON ONE OF THE LADS SHOUTED "HERE¬S FUCKIN SALLY GUNNELL ON STEROIDS". CAUSED A RIGHT SCREAM ALL AROUND US. SAT BEHIND US WAS THE LEGEND WHO IS DUNCAN MC KENZIE AND EVEN HE LAUGHED. (10/10/02) fredsnotred. (10/10/02)

287. Southampton this season - 1-0 down to a Weir sneeze and a Pahars dive, one minute left and the game going nowhere. Only the exit to look forward to when Wei Feng decides he's had enough and boots Beattie or whoever up the arse to check he's still awake. As the referee's about to book him, someone shouts "Hey, twat, ask him to spell his name, yer bastard" Hanton. (10/10/02)

286. I was in the Upper Gwladys against Fulham, and someone behind me shouted there's only one Li Tie and the feller in front leaned forward and said to his mate ha there's about 100 of them in China, I was pissin Me self when I heard him.
A True Blue. (10/10/02)

285. Home game against Fulham first half and Li Tie is brought down. Some slight pushing results in a small kid nearby shouting at the top of his voice "Give him a Chinese Burn" Joe Cody. (10/10/02)

284. At the Tottenham match on the opening day of the season when the Everton legends where there Everton went 2-1 down when suddenly from about three rows in front some lad (about 16) stands and shouts 'Come on Moyesey get Alex Young on the pitch.' good at the time I guess you just had to be there. Graps. (10/10/02)

283. Waiting to leave after the Fulham game (28/9/02) Alan Smith stands up in the gantry above the Upper Bullens after just finishing his nasal whine for Sky no doubt. Someone yells "Oi, Alan Smith." Smith turns round, smiles and waves. He is met with, "You were shit at Arsenal." Closely followed by, "Yeah, Fuck off big nose". Quality. Adam Shepphard. (10/10/02)

282. Was Behind the Goal against Arsenal and someone shouts..."Oi David, Someone's put Seaman on your back" basic but funny...!! Bye Robert. (02/10/02)

281. Boro at home a few weeks ago. The ref runs off the pitch momentarily and down the tunnel. Some fella sat behind me in the Gwladys, "you should have 'ad a shite before the game soft lad!" classic, John. (02/10/02)

280. One game against Aston villa it was the first game of the season and Pembridge's first corner was welcomed by FUCK OFF YOU, YOU'VE DONE FUCK ALL ALL SEASON. Tom Rowe - True Blue. (02/10/02)

279. A few years ago we played Palace on the opening day of the season when Kendall returned as manager. As Lombardo scored the winner some guy in the Bullens shouts "Why don't you f*ck off you baldy b*stard" to which someone replys "Don't worry howard, he doesn't mean it". Benbow. (02/10/02)

278. Just as Gravesen was about to take the corner for Super Kev to knock the winner against Boro (14.09) I was sat in the Park End by the Boro gypsies when all 500 (approx) of them started shouting "You Fat B*stard" to a rather chubby lookin' bloke a few rows back who was eating what looked like one of many pies. As Kev headed the winner the chunky bloke started shouting "I'm a Fat B*stard" to which there was no reply from the gypsies. Gary. (22/09/02)

277. Playing against Birmingham City (sep 02) and alexandersson gives a shite ball and the fella behind me says 'fuck off fanny'. TONY BLUE 4 EVER WRIGHT. (22/09/02)

276. At the spurs game at the start o the season, some comedian started shouting "There's that many 'kin jocks, we're as well supporting Scotland ourselves!" Pissin' mesel. After a while though, I thought - maybe that guy has a point. hmmmm.
Paul W. (22/09/02)

275. Near end of last season, Alexandersson went down with a face injury, and a fella behind shouts "What's up? Smudged your make-up?". Class. From - Mike Volynchook. (22/09/02)

274. At Boro game on Saturday during a dire 1st half, some guy behind me in Park End shouts ' C'mon Tie, get into the game' which was quickly followed up by someone else shouting 'aye, and get a fucking hair cut while you're at it'. James T. (22/09/02)

273. I REMEMBER MY FIRST DERBY GAME BACK IN 1990 I WAS ONLY 4 AN MY ARL FELLA STANDS UP AN SHOUTS TO SAMMY LEE ' SIT DOWN YOU FAT BASTARD YOU NEVER MOVED THAT QUICK WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING!' THAT WAS THE FIRST BIT OF ABUSE I CAN REMEMBER HEARING AT GOODISON. maty noon (22/09/02)

272. V Newcastle last season (I think) I was sittin in the Gwladys, when that twat Bellamy scored a shite goal as he ran off celebratin some fella a few rows back shouted "Bellamy ya fuckin' embryo!" I was pissin meself, nice one! K.Taylor (10/09/02)

271. Wednesday night against Birmingham, their fans singing "there's only one Robbie Savage", and some fella in the Lower Gwladys stands up and shouts, "thank fuck there's no more". Classic. Well it made me laugh. Philip Lee. (10/09/02)

270. V Blackburn 94/95 season I think, we lost 2-1. Chris Sutton falls over near the street end and the kid in
front of me (who couldn't have been older than 10) shouts " Hey Sutton, I've Shagged ya wife, She stinks of curry!" Sutton just looked in misbelief and ran off. Don Vito. (04/09/02)

269. Heard in the paddock v Birmingham on Wednesday night directed towards Savage "If you were fined £10000 for havin' a shit how much was yer ma fined for havin' you". Tommy Malone. (04/09/02)

268. Street End in the 70's can't remember who we were playing. Someone tries to get a chant going but there's no response "whad'ya want ... a solo?' he shouts "So low we can't fuckin 'ere 'ye" came the reply. Brilliant, me, me mates Rob, Cookie, Nipper and everybody around pissed 'em selves. Once a Blue always a Blue! Great Site. Haynes. (04/09/02)

267. A few years ago playing Wimbledon at Goodison. It was bloody freezing and about 300 blues are queueing up for some tickets when Sam Hamman and 2 minders walk past pointing at the queue and laughing hysterically, warm as toast in bad sheepies and leathers. One lad shouts from the back "What the f**k are you laughin' at yer tin pot, it's called a queue!" SmnPil. (04/09/02)

266. On Saturday v Spurs. Red shite Redknapp's taking a corner when a few lads to the left of me in lower Gwladys sing "LOUISE, TAKES IT UP THE ARSE!". He didn't look a happy bunny. Quality. Logan Shave & Gareth Sawyer. (28/08/02)

265. At the recent Spurs game (17/8) Rodrigo was warming up when Rhino ran past him on the touch line also warming up. A shout from the Main Stand "I bet Rivaldos sh*ttin' himself with pace like that lad". Welcome to Goodison Rodders.
Gary Gallagher. Aintree. (23/08/02)

264. At the derby a couple of seasons ago the shite scored a jammy free kick. Paul Gerrard is lying on the floor and a kid about 5 says "Is i he dead?" and his dad says "I hope so. fuckin piece o shit." Jleoe. (23/08/02)

263. We were watchin Everton against the shite on the big screen at goodison, when Davie Weir snaps Smicer from behind. When smicer gets up sum fella from behind us shouts " thats a fuckin disgrace Davie, the cunt got back up" sheer class.
Mitch "The Toffee" Murphy. (23/08/02)

262. Was at Rhino's testimonial. When Bilbao's Keeper went down injured like all the rest of the team. Fucking tarts. Anyways he's lying there on the floor and somebody behind shouts. "Give them Gerrard." We all thought it was a great idea. Dave. (19/08/02)

261. In the 70s Gwladys St to Terry Darracot from John Beasley. "Oi Darracot you cunt youve got your boots on the wrong feet, they should be on mine." Alan Ball's Can Lad. (19/08/02)

260. During a boring away game at Nottm Forest in the early 90's a bloke tried to get the crowd, and Robert Warzycha, going by starting to sing "there's only one Bob from Poland, there's only one Bob from Poland". Nobody joined in, and he must've felt like a twat when a few people nearby started singing "there's only one Kevin from Wales." John Delamere. (11/08/02)

259. Derby at Anfield, another 0-0, Babb gets booked and my mate shouts " the ref's writing BABB and you know it's not his A Level results". Top shout. Jeff Hanlon. (11/08/02)

258. A few years back 95/96ish, sittin in the park end at home to coventry, steve ogrizovich was in goal and his shirt must have been the reserve goalies, the name and number had been taped over. The fella behind me shouted '' OGGIE, YER TRAMP!!''
Keith James. (11/08/02)

257. Sadly can't say it was an Everton game but I went to Sheffield Utd v Man City a few years ago. City the usual crap, losing 2-0. The Sheffield fans start chanting, "If you all hate Wednesday, clap your hands!" to which the City fans replied straight off "If you all hate Saturday, ..." Mike, Blue in Exile, Washington DC. (11/08/02)

256. we were playing Coventry, one of their players getting treatment, it was taking ages. My bro stands up and shouts "Just put a fence round 'im and shoot 'im!". Pure class. Paul Barrett. (11/08/02)

255. Away to Sheff Wed a few seasons ago. Queueing up outside when one Evertonian shouts to a policewoman on a horse "eh love, what time do you get off"? to which the policewoman replies "none of your business" Everton fan replies "Wasn't talking to you love, I was talking to the horse" Joe Cody. (05/08/02)

254. Beardsley's first game back at Goodison after signing for Newcastle. As he runs out and the announcer reads his name he is quite rightly given a tremendous reception...as the applause dies down the cry of "Now fuck off you ugly kopite bastard" was hurled from the Paddock..timing spot on and creased every fucker up in the vicinity. Paul. (05/08/02)

253. Reading all these I am reminded of a couple of corkers. The first was a few seasons back, we were playing Blackburn Rovers, about the time when we had an ageing Limpar and Class Thomsen in midfield. It had been a dull game, not many shots, and the Blues were shooting into the Gwladys against Tim Flowers. Someone shouts out "Oi Tim, d'you fancy a cuppa?" Everyone including Flowers pissed themselves. Paul Barrett. (05/08/02)

252. Right behind the goal in the st end pre season freindly cant remember when but ithink it was against Dortmund.Anyway we had a corner down our end it was so fuckn quiet you could here the hot dog fella outside the Windslow peeln the plasters off his bell ringers ready for the off.Anyway their goalie had the biggest baldiest fuckn head ive ever seen and this big fat bastard sat right behind us shouts "FUCKN ELL CLAUSE THATS SOME FUCKN FACE YOUVE GOT TO WASH BEFORE YOU GO HOME" even their players were pissn themselves All my love and kisses Mangarella. (05/08/02)

251. years ago now, when charlton played at wimbledon's ground. every away game it was the usual chant coming from the home supporters..."you've got one job between yers"...but as quick as a flash we replied..."you've got one ground between yers"...and they all sat down and shut up! classic!! Martin Christian, WEST DERBY. (05/08/02)

250. At a game in the halcyon days of the mid eighties. Reidy has the ball, Trev is making a break out on the right, a voice with instructions for Reidy,"WING! WING! WING!"...Another voice.."Will someone answer that fuckin' phone?" Worth the entrance fee !
Blueheart. (31/07/02)

249. Leicester v Everton. Brian Dean scores and everyone's booing him some fellar shouts "Come on Gerrard keep ye head up lad" then some fellar shouts "Why? he will most probably drop that as well." Gary Jones. Garston (31/07/02)

248. It was the last day of the season against Middlesborough, and we were shite. We couldn't even pass the ball. We were getting beat 2-0 as well. So my dad was going mad as usual and he shouted "if we don't score today, I'll definitely score later in the Grafton". Steve Newell. (31/07/02)

247. A few years ago when we were playing Chelsea at Goodison, around the time Dennis Wise got convicted of punching a taxi driver in London, Wise was having a nondescript game, and came over to take a corner by the Glwadys Street End. As he put the ball on the spot, a fella a few seats from me shouted "Taxi for Wise! Taxi for Wise!" Everyone around us starting laughing their heads off. Thanks, Stephen Lyon. (31/07/02)

246. Three nil up and with ten minutes to go Wayne Rooney's trying everything - stubs a 40metre right foot shot and it goes nowhere. From the crowd "You're shite Rooney, gerroff!" Gareth John. (27/07/02)

245. Shrewsbury had a very attractive looking (Female) Physio who was treating one of their attackers at the far end from the visiting Blues behind the goal when one of the lads shouted to the Shrewsbury Goalie in front of us 'Go down Keeper '
BarlickBlue. (27/07/02)

244. the kop,derby match,mid 60,s.a kopite had a bell he rang when the redshite attacked.,as the build up to the next attack began,a blue turned to the redshite,and said"why dont you fuck off and sell yer pies somewhere else!
dave evans. (27/07/02)

243. Midweek game about 7/8 years ago (can't remember who) really awful game. Hinchcliffe wellies the ball into touch and it hits this little lad about 4 rows back right in the face. The St John's go in and Hinchcliffe looks all concerned, my mate shouts: "let's face it, it's the only stars he's going to see tonight!" John Black. (16/07/02)

242. 2-0 Down againt man u and the ball went out near the wall and Smicheal ran over to get the ball and a comedion in front threw a plasic bottle which hit him on the head it was shortly followed by "fuck off sausage breath" Tom. R. (16/07/02)

241. Me and me mate where at the Everton Leicester game last season and as per usual Gerrard was having a shite game. Gerrard and Stubbs fucked up and let the first goal in for Leicester and we where gutted. The highlight of the match for us was when Everton got a freekick in our area and someone passed
the ball back to Gerrard so he could take it. Gerrard caught the ball and some geezer next to us shouted "Well held". HAHA we where in stitches. Bez and Smithy. (16/07/02)

240. The Golden Vision playing his usual sublime game. "Christ he's just great. If I came home and found him in bed with my wife I'd tuck him in!" Regards, Tandy. (09/07/02)

239. Away to Southampton about 10/12 years ago, Southall is giving the back four a piece of his mind, effin & blinding. You know what it's like at The Dell you can hear everything. At half time as Nev goes to get his bag out of the goal a copper comes over and starts bollocking him for his language saying that there's been complaints from people with children, he's talking to Nev like he's a little kid, so this wag shouts out "Hey Nev, tell him to FUCK OFF!" John Black. (09/07/02)

238. More of a chant than a shout but never ceases to raise a smile. From mid 70's but resurrected mid 80's for no apparent reason. "Ollie, ollie, ollie, with your balls on a trolley, and your dick tied up with string, sittin on the grass, with a bugle up your ass, singing Andy is our King, ohhhhh Andy is our king, Andy is our king etc.........." Dixies Leg, Clubmoor. (09/07/02)

237. i remember at the Man U game last season on Boxing Day, Roy Keane has the ball and sum 1 around me in Upper Gwladys shouts "fuck off Keane you Spudlicker!" I was fuckin laffin me head off. John the Bluenose. (09/07/02)

236. Story told to me by mate Brian. His mate was having a piss and Alex Golden Vision took up the next urinal. "Just splash a few drops on me shoes over here Alex" was the alleged comment! Tandy. (02/07/02)

235. At Anfield a couple of seasons ago, Heskey dramatically falls over, some fella behind me shouts "get up Heskey you big cunt you've done fuckall since the Green mile"
Pissed meself. Tony Mckee. (02/07/02)

234. Eh Rice.....your'e a pudd'n !...at the erstwhile Arse fullback,Goodison circa 1973ish.....simple but effective. Mick. (02/07/02)

232. It was during the game at Goodison against Derby when Wanchope got Fergie sent off and Claus Thomson scored an overhead kick. Me and our kid were sitting in the Paddock as an Everton free kick was floated into the box from about 40ish yards out. 'Class' Thomson as he was never known challenged the keeper, whoever he was, in the air. The keeper punched the ball away and knocked Class out in the process. The defence pushed out leaving Class sparked on the edge of the 6 yard box. The keeper's clearance fell to an Everton player and he lofted it back into the danger area. Some fella sitting behind us got up and shouted as the ball was going back in "Get up Claus you're offside!". The lad was lying on the turf not moving, absolutely brilliant! Everyone around in stitches. Blue Jamie (20/06/02)

231. While watching last seasons 2nd round League Cup defeat to crystal palace, Tal ( playing his usual shite ) got a knock and went on the floor, as the physio legged it on to the pitch Me 'arl Fella Shouts "You useless bastards, why cant you all run like him!" EFCLad. (21/06/02)

230. Must've been 95/96ish, sitting in our usual spec, lower Gwladdy, this arl fella who constantly moans sat behind us for a whole season. Anyway, a pacey through ball wasn't met by one of our strikers (dunno, maybe Rideout), this fella pipes up "he'll never get to that, the fastest thing on the pitch is always the ball", to which the bloke next to him replies, "well buy two fuckin balls an stick em up front then!" class. Al, N.wales blue. (12/06/02)

229. It was new years day everton v middlesbourgh the season just gone, and Me, and me three mates Maggy, Fern and Smally started singing shit ground no fans and then this fat fella shouted sign on etc and then went down 4 a pie. He came back up at the start of the second half and me and me mates started chanting ‘You fat bastard’ and with the match being so shite all the everton fans joined in and the fella started on some fella behind us and the bizzies nicked him(I think). It was the best part of the match every1 was in stiches. Once a blue always a blue Ben. Bulger. (12/06/02)

228. Back in 1973/74 we had just been beaten at home by Leeds and me dad (known to many as Tommy Everton) shouted at the top of his voice "I'm not coming down until Billy Bingham gets sacked". That may not sound funny but he was at the top of the floodlights between The Park End and Bullens when heshouted it. I'm not joking, it was on the front page of The Echo.
Brian. (12/06/02)

227. It was about 1997 in the Joe Royle era at a night match, Earl Barrett was playing to his usual shite best. The ball got played across the back-line and ended up at good old Earl on the right. At this point some fella shouts 'don't pass to Barrett he can't control his piss never mind the ball' It still makes me laugh now! Graeme Stanley - park end bal. (03/06/02)

226. When I was at the villa game away 2 seasons ago, were unsy scored that Acrobatic goal there were some villa women who were called ‘Miss Villa’ and when she walked past the everton fans some fella by me shouted ‘who let the dogs out?’. Every 1 was in stiches. Ben Bulger - Once A Blue Always A Blue. (31/05/02)

225. I remember talking to a Clayhead some years ago, and he had been to see Everton play circa 1969, when Rolf was top of the charts with "Two little boys" It was the days when the bizzies where able to bring the horses inside Goodison. Anyway something happened and a bizzy got injured, one of his colleagues on horseback rode across to him to take him to get some help, at which point the St End broke in as one with " Did you think I would leave you dyin, when theres room on my horse for two........." It cracked me up anyway. Steve Enty Winsford Blues. (31/05/02)

224. This seasons home game against Ipswich and Marcus Bent is running up to take the throw in when some fella shouts HEY! YOU'RE BENT!!!! I was pissin myself the rest of the match.cheers lads. KOOLBLUE 77 (31/05/02)

223. At Highbury, last game of this season. Arsenal were showing the Trophy to the Everton fans, who were giving them a good rally. By the way Jefears was right at the back of the group of Arsenal players. Shit 'ouse. Anyway, Tony Adams & Martin Keown brought the trophy really close to the fans. We were a couple of rows from the front. This fella just behind screamed at the top of his voice "Martin, Martin, Martin". Keown looked at this fella. The Fella shouts " Martin, Any regrets at leaving Everton?" The whole place was in stitches. Keown, with the Premiership Trophy in his hands, laughed his head off. Ged. (21/05/02)

222. The last time Charlton got relegated they played at Everton towards the end of the season. All of Goodison wer singin 'goin down goin down goin down' etc, to which the Charlton fans started singing 'so are we so are we so are we'. Had to laugh. twats. Hez. (21/05/02)

221. At the end of the shites treble season, me and fellow blues were trailing out of the street end after our last home game against Sunderland. There was a big feeling of an anticlimax but there was one moment of comedy as one plucky fellah started the chant "you can stick your fuckin treble up your arse" there was huge laughter followed by thousands of blues singing it all the way along the main stand! gazefc. (21/05/02)

220. Coventry match before our Final Win against the mancs, Me and me mates first away game. We were in the first row Burrows taking a freekick on the halfway line 6 yards away from me. My mate shouts 'BEHIND YOU. ' Burrows looks round as he take the kick falls over and it goes out for a Blue throw. Well done Sogg! Aidan. (22/05/02)

219. I was at the Bolton game and we were 3-1 up! After we scored the third and were pretty certain of winning the young kid in front of me began taunting the Bolton Players! As we were so close to the pitch they could hear every word he was saying! Warhurst got the worst stick with shouts such as, 'Warhurst your bobble's fell out' etc... The ball came over by us for a Bolton throw and Warhurst came to take it, the kid suddenly screamed, 'hey! Warhurst get a haircut!!' to which Warhurst turned around and shouted 'NO!!!' and then flicked his hair as he turned to take the throw!! Fucking classic! The kid didn't open his load gob for the remainder of the game!! Norman Brown. (17/05/02)

218. Sat at the arse game and the arse fan's are singing 'vieira wooooo' and cockney Dan stands up and sings 'Scott gemill wooooo' it was funny as fuck! Ste Enty JNR. (17/05/02)

217. At youth match 4 years ago a kid in the main stand was talking to his mate about Danny Cadamarteri, his new hair cut and how his form had dipped. He said " He's never been the same since he had his padlocks cut off!! Classic. Blue4ever. (15/05/02)

216. At the Blackburn fuck up (last home game)when "Unsie" clattered Flitcroft. Some fella a few rows behind us in the Park End shouts " 'E arrr Fuck off Flitcroft ye fuckkin' pimp!"..well it had us in stitches anyway. Cheers. M Warren. (15/05/02)

215. The blackburn-game last weekend, and Gemmill is having another "commanding" display for us in midfield. When he instead of crossing into the penalty-area turns away and backwards (yet again) this guy next to me stands up and shout "FUCK OFF YOU'VE GOT NATIONWIDE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU" Classic and so true!! Norwegian Blue Andy. (10/05/02)

214. I was in the lower Gwladys for the Bolton match we won 3-1, the wanderers fans start singing "Your shite and you know you are" and this fella in front of me shouted back "Your worse and you know you are!", had me in stitches! Michael Cahill. (10/05/02)

213. At the Blackburn game in the street end after Gerrards usual dire performance some bloke stands up and shouts "eh Gerrard, I'm gonna fuckin run u over!". Made me piss even more than the piss weak tea on offer these days! Simon P. (10/05/02)

212. A few months ago against Leighton Orient after Gazza had made that stunning run (against gobshite div 3ers's) someone behind me stood up and shouted gerr on that plane to Korea Gazza lad. I stood up and shouted yeah I 'eard Grampus 8 want shite awld players 2!!! Classic! EfcBoyRob, Llandudno. (10/05/02)

211. Back in the not-so-terrific 1993-94 season, I forget the game, I was in the lower bullens, and about half way through the first half a fella jumped up (and in the hope of starting a chant) shouted "We are Everton" his only reaction being a fat git about 6 rows forward turning round and shouting "Don't fúcking remind us". superb. EFC Forever. (10/05/02)

210. Playin' QPR away and Brett Angel gets booked and the whole Blues end bursts into "Off! Off!Off!". Doubled me up. Later on Nev is taking a run up for a goal kick when someone shouts "Don't fuckin' aim for Angel!" Big Nev pissed hisself and had to take his run up again. Gal. (06/05/02)

209. At the blackburn match on sunday. Everyone playing piss poor then davie weir gives the ball away and a bloke behind in the gwladys shouts 'even he's got the fucking disease' classic! Chris McHale. (06/05/02)

208. Notts County, FAC 6th Round 1984. What a day! Poured down incessantly all day. And of course, not much cover at the ground those days. Wedged in the corner behind the goal, sheet rain, soaking wet, and to cap it all a view considerably impaired on account of the shallow terracing, the crush of blues -- and the floodlight pylon. Only one thing to do ............. climb up the floodlights. It looked mighty dangerous. The police thought so and in no time a local PC is trying to get the intrepid fans down. To no avail. Inevitably then, the advice from the terracing..........."Shake them down" and "Leave 'em up there.........they're letting us know how the game's going"). A priceless few minutes, a priceless day...................a priceless era. Steve Carse. (06/05/02)

207. Nightmare match v Blackburn yesterday - Gary Flitcroft just hit the post from 3 yards out when some wag (okay it was me ) shouts, 'Fuckin' hell Flitcroft, I thought you always scored away from home'. Up Yer Gwladys. (06/05/02)

206. I woz sittin in me usual seat in the lower gladdy against Blackburn, an wiv Gerrard been the worthless dracula that he friggin is every1 pure panicked whenever the ball came near IM (bit worried he might do another one of his frank bruno wannab stunts!)! dead funny towards the end of the game when the
ball crossed the half way line an Blackburn started runnin towards goal, sum fella stood up an goes "NOOOOOOOOOO!" it ad half the stand laffin, well I suppose it woz summit to smile about like! Boss site- luvvin it! Becky *L* (06/05/02)

205. Middle of the 1st Half, already 1-0 down against Chelsea a couple of weeks back - Chelsea subs start warming up in front of us - Dalla Bonehead runs by, very self-consciously running his fingers through his shiny golden blonde locks - to be met with '2 coffees, and a tea please luv' ! We all broke up including Alec Cleland running behind him (somethings never change) Cheers,
John Collins. (03/05/02)

204. About 3 years ago, can't remember which game but John Oster was playing in the centre of midfield in another Smith blunder, some fella sittin behind me said, 'God Oster is crap there what's he doing?????!!!!', a 2nd fella said 'yeh but he's a winger really isn't he??', My Grandad turned round staright away and shouted......'Winger?????........ Winger????!!!!!!!....he's a Wanka!!!!!top notch! David Murry. (03/05/02)

203. I was at the blackburn game. gary flitcroft missed an open goal from a yard out and hit the post. when the shout was "you can't fucking score with ur wife either" fans were laughin around me. Twinny. (03/05/02)

202. During the Blackburn defeat on Sunday the Street end were giving Paul Gerrard loads - sarcastically clapping when he caught anything when some fella goes "Ignore them Gezza - you're going to Korea.........Let's hope you don't come back"
Robbie G. (03/05/02)

201. Last home came of the season against Blackburn, awful game. The highlight is a ginger streaker right at the end. I sit in the Park Stand and a guy two rows behind me shouts "I was wondering where Pembridge was". It was brilliant.
Dave Manchester. (03/05/02)

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