More Shouts

600. Sat in the Lower Gwladys Street against Man United, 3 - 0 down and some bloke behind me shouts, "Get Ian Wilson on!" Everyone was pissing themselves laughing. Hugo A Go Go. (10/02/04)

599. Me arl fella told me this. On the coach on the way to the game, goin for a few pints before the game when a bizzi comes on the coach, he says" we will give you a private escort to the stadium" every1 is pissed off an then the bizzi says to the fans "any more questions, an some fella shouts "whats the capital of peru" top noch stuff. jakmc (07/02/04)

598. I was in wadesmith with my brother .phil thompson was in there with his bird.as we got in the lift ,with big nose facing us ,r kid shouts " Fuck off Pinnocio" full blast.Fuckin dead funny. miv. (29/01/04)

597. Arl fella infront of me had been havin a go at a well under par Jeffers all first half v Charlton. If you nod your feckin head anymore fa cup ead ill stick ya in the back of me car! great site lads- andystripeefc. (29/01/04)

596. It was last game of the season with man utd's " LUCKY REFEREE A.K.A BUNG TAKING BASTARD " when close to the end of the game when the defeat was being accepted some nutter shouts " Riley i bet your getting a medal lad you have probably given them 20 points this season " then some other fella jumps up after another poor decision and says " he has got the fuckin shorts on , the bastard " ! class shout ! Great site lads , Gwladys looney andystripeefc. (29/01/04)

595. Arl fella infront of me had been havin a go at a well under par Jeffers all first half v Charlton. If you nod your feckin head anymore fa cup ead ill stick ya in the back of me car! great site lads- andystripeefc. (29/01/04)

594. At the Fulham away game on Saturday. Kilbane controlled a simple ball and passed it short to the nearest Everton player. The guy behind shouts "This games to easy for yer Zinedine". Made me laugh for ages. Paul. (16/01/04)

593. Against Norwich in the cup in the gwlads wen they scored the norwich farms started singin "its all gone silent over there" sum guy stands up n shouts " shut up ya farmers go back to your carrot crunching ya apricots" classic. josh careen 13. (16/01/04)

592. The season after Mike Walker and Everton departed company Ian walker turns up with Spurs. Remember sitting in The Gwladys Street singing "Yer da's on the dole Yer da's on the dole." Even raised a smile out of Ian.
Hours of entertainment in one www. Keep up the good work. Edgie. (16/01/04)

591. In the Norwich cup game recently, the Norwich fans were singing really loud all the way through the first half and some guy behind me in the park end says "Shut up you fuckin' yokels, take yer hands of yer sister's legs!" Daytripper. (16/01/04)

590. At the Arsenal game some fella near me (upper Glayd) shouts as Henry miss-times a pass. "Hay, Henry, what is the French for daft twa* ? had me in stitches!! BlueJohn. (13/01/04)

589. Last night at the arsenal game in the lower gwladys, all game Ljungberg had been gettin some abuse about being queer. Then after another chant starts up in the second half of "queer, queer, queer, queer" one man stands up just down the row and shouts "DONT KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU'VE TRIED IT." Had me in stitches at the time. Graeme. (13/01/04)

588. At the Arsenal game in the Gwladys and Thierry Henry comes over to take a corner. As soon as he reaches the corner flag about 40 of us stand up and start singing "YER CAN STICK YER VA VA VOOM UP YER ARSE". Funny as fuck if you was there at the time. Kept us laughing for ages anyway. Mark "Earl" Barrett (EvertonFC_Fan). (13/01/04)

587. A couple of years ago in Joe Parky's testimonial against city, Mark (kopite) Kennedy came to take a corner at the gwladys st. Some goofy lookin lad about 7 just came runnin down at him and screamed 'F*ck off Kennedy, YOU PROSTITUTE!' The youth of today eh? Peter Nesbo. (13/01/04)

586. At the Arsenal game after another Robert Pires theatrical dive, some fella behind us in the Gladys stood up and screamed at him " You make Harry Kewell looking f~~king honest you " Had us laughing anyway. dave gonzalez. (09/01/04)

585. At one match when we had Carsley and Tommy G in the midfield his first comment as the team was announced , " That'll put the sh*ts up 'um , us havin' the Mitchell's in midfield." GW. (09/01/04)

584. About two years ago we were watching Everton play Man U in the paddock at Goodison.
After a foul by Unsworth on Beckham. Beckham's shorts where pulled up slightly. After a bit of abuse he pulled his shorts up abit more an showed us his arse cheek! A fella behind me replied with 'It's not as spotty as ya birds face', Sir David wasn't smiling then! Spinksy. (09/01/04)

583. Against Southampton this season in the Lower Gwlady, Niemi was taking his time with a goal kick with not long 2 go an lad behind me shouts out hurry up jizz ed. Quality. jakmc. (09/01/04)

582. In the spellow before the game, there were a few Norwich fans having a laugh! One of the farmers shouts over "This will be easy today, 3-0 to the canaries". To which a young scal replys " Go and get Delia to cook a curry and warm us all up. That's all your good for ya sheep shaggers". Quality! Ted. (09/01/04)

581. Mickey Mouse Cup game this season against Charlton. One of their players goes down injured and the keeper twats the ball towards the family enclosure. Some feller gives him the finger for kicking it at the crowed but his misses turns round and gives him a clip round the head and plenty of ear ach, everyone was in stitches including their goalie. Class site lads. Thomas. Dingle. (09/01/04)

580. Everton v. Leicester City, Saturday 20th Dec 03. There was a little lull in the match and the City supporters started singing out "Rooney for Chelsea". We in the Park End were not amused. After they died down, a fella behind me perked up with "Heskey for Leicester!" A good laugh was had. Gatenby. (04/01/04)

579. It was the first match of the season back in the dark 70s.A blue in the Gwladys St saw his mate coming up the terrace and said to him"you said at the last game of last season that you wouldn't be coming again.His mate said "it would take more than this f.....g lot to keep me away!" David Evans. (04/01/04)

578. Driving down Queens Drive towards the ground against Spurs one season, we were stuck in traffic. I looks across and sees these four Spurs fans looking over, window comes down as if he wants to speak, so I obliged and let my window down. "How do you get to Goodison mate" says this cockney voice. "I go in the car with me arl fella" I replied and shut the window. Should of seen the looks on their faces as we all sat there pissin ourselves laughin. Steve Enty. Winsford. (30/12/03)

577. I am a Golden Goal seller at the top Gladys street stand. An old boy was coming up the stairs, he bought two tickets off me and I said good luck! I hope you win, he said if I do I will buy some escalators. Tony Mc. (3012/03)

576. At the Leicester game we were 2-1 down in the second half Gwlady's was silent then some fella stands up an shouts to basin head Ian walker, "a walker why arn't u a shithouse like ya dad!" SUPERB! Jack Triggs (30/12/03).

575. At the Pompey game last week, we're all singin 'Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The Way, Oh What Fun It Is To See Everton Win Away...' then this little kid behind me stands up and sings 'Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle All The Way, Heskey Is A Fat Bastard And Michael Owen's Gay...'!!! Classic! Jonny X. (30/12/03)

574. Many years ago when we were on the Kop for a derby match,a redshite was waving a big brass bell. A blue shouted to him "eh mate,sell your pies and f..k off home" David Evans. (30/12/03)

573. Just had to mail this one in lads, the recent trip to Portsmouth, standing there in the pissin' down rain when the Pompey fans started singing "Stand up if you love Pompey" fella at the back of us starts singing "Stand up if your seats are wet" had us all in stitches anyway. Regards. Tom Bell. (20/12/03)

572. At the man city game, we had a bad enough view as it was in the first few rows of the Paddock. To make it worse some manc cameraman kept standing in front of us, blocking what little we could see of the game. After about ten minutes of him walking around in front of the stand, and us having to constantly stretch to see anything, some fella shouted 'WILL YOU F*CK OFF WITH THAT CAMERA!' It got the stand laughing as the annoying c*nt walked off. Tom D. (20/12/03)

571. After the Chelsea game the other week, Minglin with them by the Park End after the match, the "sign on,sign on," song went off by the cockney geezers and this little blue about 10 years old shouted "Go on! F**k off back to your mansions!" Eddie Bramhill. (20/12/03)

570. Back when Perry Groves (reddest of redheads) used to play for Arsenal, he was warming up with his back to us on the touchline in front of the then "Panini Family Section" (not known for its outbursts)... some fella just stands up in front of us and starts shouting "Groves!...Groves!...Hey Groves!...". Eventually - and with a smile on his face - knowing he's gonna get abuse, Perry Groves turns round and faces the fella - who shouts "...Groves...you've got a head like my bellend!". Perry Groves, other Arsenal players warming up, the Everton fans and even the police in earshot all fell about. A classic. Dave L. (13/12/03)

569. At the derby match this season against the red sh**e, their number 7 was warming up before the game right next to the Park End where I sit. I jumped up and shouted (at the top of my voice) "Oi Smicer YOU ARE SHI*TE" and sat back down with a smug grin on my face. Some 8 year old kid then taps me on the shoulder and says "hey mate, that's not Smicer, it's Kewell!" - Needless to say, I said f*ck all for the rest of the game, I was too embarrassed! - Great site lads, Lee Flaherty. (13/12/03)

568. Just finished the 'Greavsie' biog - in it he says there is no decent banter anymore from the crowd - he gives the following as an example from his playing days - 1968-69 Season. 'I was in the Everton penalty area, at the Gwladys Street end, waiting for Jimmy Robertson to take a corner when I heard someone shout, 'Greaves, you're over the hill' When Jimmy's corner came across, Alan Gilzean nodded the ball back to me and I volleyed it into the net. Goodison Park fell silent. 'Okay, so you are not over the hill,' boomed the same Gwladys Street voice, 'but you've got a bloody good view of the valley!' DAVID HARRON. (13/12/03)

567. At Old Trafford sometime in the mid Eighties when Gary Bailey runs towards the Scoreboard End and some wag shouts "Fuck Off Richard Clayderman Head". Still has me laughin' now especially as that posh Tory MP Boris had him put in room 101 the other week. Barry. (13/12/03)

566. Luton game in the 80's when they had decided it would be better to replace turf with the worlds largest subbuteo mat and they had Foster playing in his Dire Straits headband at the back. My dad and his mates were enjoying a smoke of some lesser known herbal variety when the ref comes right over to our tiny little corner to check that Alan Harper is taking the free kick from the right place (after that robbers dog Harford had launched him onto some poor girls lap in the front row) when my dad's mate Gilbert bellows at the top of his voice "Fuckin 'ell ref - there's more grass on the terraces than there is on the pitch!" Not only were there laughs all round but a few of the players looked sheepishly like they new what was going on as well! Keep up the good work.
Toby Twirl. (13/12/03)

565. At the wolves game some fella in lower Gwladys shouts to wolves goalie: "Oakes ya fuckin big girl in bright green go on fuck off ya big lemon" realises he said it wrong gets up again and shouts "I mean ya fucken big Lime ARGH ARGH ARGH" Bit later on he starts chanting this chant he's just made up "AR AR AR OAKES ya BUDGERIGAR" we REALLY was all screamin laffin at him. BLUENOSE4EVER. (13/12/03)

564. Playing Spurs the season after Mike Walkers departure. Ian Walker is in nets at the Street End he's just placed the ball on the 6 yard box, walked to his post to start his run up to punt the ball forward when in a moment of almost complete silence a guy gets up and shouts: "Hey Walker! Yer dad's a wanker and yer crisps are shite!" AWESOME. Watto the Blue. (13/12/03)

563. I was outside the Park End before the Southampton game with my 8 year old cousin trying to get him some autographs when Dave Watson walks over. I said to my cousin "Do you know who that is lad?" to which he replies "No, who is he (Dave Watson hearing every word) I said "That there is Dave Watson, he used to wear the armband for Everton" To which my cousin innocently replies "why, can't he swim?!". Waggy, myself and the majority of blue noses were all in stitches. Daz, Runcorn (05/12/03)

562. Villa away this season. Went in the ground early as we didn't know of the booze ban on away fans. Sitting off watching the blues look at the pitch when Nyarko walks over to the fans to sign autographs. Some fella behind says to his mate "oh look... ere's cryin @rse." Absolute quality and I think I was the only one who heard it. Ste Berry. (10/12/03)

561. In the pre-season match against Bologna this year, the travelling Italians start singing in the lower bullins after staying really quiet throughout the first half (to be fair there only was about 15 of them!), anyway one lad asks his dad "why've they started singing all of a sudden?" and his dad says "Too busy making fuckin' pizzas!", scouse class. Daytripper. (10/12/03)

560. Back in about 1978 we were playing a midweek cup game, I think it was Southampton. Strangely enough there were huge queues outside and the kick off was delayed. The police were trying to sort everyone out and someone shouted "Hey mate let this fella through - he's on crutches". Then a voice from the back shouts "Aargh ya lousy bastard, they're mine them!" - Priceless. Neil Quinn. (05/12/03)

559. Sittin in the Gwladys St at the Chelsea Game: it was 0-0 the time: the Duke lost the ball to Melchiot, at this point everyone sat down. Then The bloke behind us goes "jus pull his f***in ponytail Wayne" propa funny at the time.....Steve,TelfordBlue. (05/12/03)

558. This wasn't at a match, but last season in the massive 6hr queue for season tickets, some tit pulls up and asks "Is this the queue for season tickets??" to which some fella replied "No mate, its the queue for Scott Gemmils autograph!" Made the whole line chuckle. Carl McConnell. (05/12/03)

557. Last seasons derby against the shite, sittin in the lower gwladys an sum lad behind me stands up an shouts "Fuck off Dudek you bog freshner!!" Had us all in stitches. Kirko (Proud Toffeeman). (05/12/03)

556. At the chelsea game just gone 'mr j winter' was, as usual, being a biased fat porker so after yet another 'missed' (read; ignored) handball, a bloke near me stands up and shouts "Oi winter"! You've got pie on your face you fat fuck!!!". It wasnt that original but winters face was classic!!! Heather L. (05/12/03)

555. I was sitting in the park end last season against Birmingham, and Birmingham went on the attack only for the Stern John to fire a shot wide. As he walked away from a shite effort at goal some old fella in the Park End piped up with 'Fuck off you Stern John, with yer name arse end about!' Myself and everyone around me was in stitches!! Johnny Bri. (20/11/03)

554. At the Chelsea match on saturday i was sitting in the Upper gwladys when Jeff Winter makes a common error. Some fella behind me jumps up and shouts: ''Piss of Winter! your mother must be a fuckin alien to have an ugly child like you!'' Everyone was in uproar, quality! Great site, keep it up, Ryan. (20/11/03)

553. I took my girlfriend to the away tie at Watford a couple of years back. She's a Villa fan and I was in the process of converting her. At the time we weren't playing good football and we were way down in the league, so I sold the club to her on the merits of the supporters. I told her "You'll be pissing yourself at the abuse from our fans, even if its a crap game" (which it was). So we were queuing up to get into their barn and there was a group of lads
in front of us, all aged about 10. All of a sudden they come out with, "He shoots, his cum, all over Taylor's bum, Elton John! Elton John!" Class! (The Other) Dave Watson. (20/11/03)

552. At the Chelsea game when the 'arl Chelsea supporters had been givin a bitta mouth, Me mate Geoff starts singing 'Chelsea is a girl's name, Chelsea is a girl's name, da da daaaa da'. Quality. Dixiedeano. (20/11/03)

551. At the charlton game, Scott Parker (the ponce) had gone down like a sh!t house rat once again when the physio runs on to nurse him better. As the physio is on his way back to the dug-out, i noticed he looked a lot like Mark Bosnich. So I shouted: 'Now then Bosnich lad' & me mate Greeny followed that up with 'Have you got any Bugle Bozzie lad?' Much to the amusement of the paddock. waynetta__rooney. (20/11/03)

550. In about 1979 or 80, on the Special returning from a dismal game against Southampton. The train had no heat, no light, and was stop-and-go for hours stuck somewhere in the Midlands. Some really ugly 60-year-old hardcore Scouser stands up and breaks the silence with "That's it I'm gonna fuckin' shag the driver to warm up." Whole car erupts. Vancouver Blue. (17/11/03)

549. At the mini derby last season at Halton - Marcus Babbel had just butted Chaddy and was sent off. He walked right past the Everton crowd and one dad shouted "Auf Wedherson Dumbkopf ! " Babbel wasn't impressed and mouthed some sort of german response, but one young fan shouted " yeah - off with his head". Steve. (17/11/03)

548. We we're in the Main Stand at the boring Southampton game just before David Weir's attempted 20 Yard drive when an old bloke shouted ''Hit the fucking thing'', almost immediately the ball came gunning towards us to which this bloke replied '' Not at us you fucking stupid scotch twat''. Best cheer of the whole game. Gary Sutton. (17/11/03)

547. I was meeting someone by the Dixie Dean statue... "Hey was he that big ?" "Yeh" "No wonder he scored 60 goals then". Paul B W. (17/11/03)

546. Middle 80's away at Bradford in the cup. That Bastard George F*cking Courtney was referee. Young lad screaming all kinds of stuff at him and it all goes quiet except for this one young toffee going off his nut. He finally takes a breath, realises it's gone quiet and yells out, Oy, Courtney, ya missus has got 2 arse-holes.........You're one of em." Even Courtney had a smile on his face (Twat!) Regards Kris Everton (yes It really is my name, I changed it by deed!!) (17/11/03)

545. It was the Fulham game last season. One of their players was down and was receiving treatment from the physio. Naturally, the Everton players were stood around, chatting amongst each other and doing slight stretches to keep themselves warmed up, when someone a few rows behind me shouted, "For fuck's sake Everton - practice!". BlueMick. (03/11/03)

544. when the bing bong went for 'Operation Goodison' went a bloke shouted "Taxi for Gravesen". A couple of chuckles went around! Tony Ford. (03/11/03)

543. At the Southampton game in the lower Gwladys, some fella behind us starts singing to the southampton fans "You've never won fuck all". The lad in front of us instantly replies "ye we know. We only just sang that 2 minutes ago".Quality! J. Priest. (03/11/03)

542. At the southampton game, some little lad about 13 was going on at Beatie all the time and just before half time he stands up and shouts "James ya hair looks like a half dead hedgehog. Go Joe Cummings and get it sorted" the GwLadys around him went in an uproar of laughter. Jay (A life Long BLue 16.Years) (03/11/03)

541. The derby this season. Sum kid few rows behind me in upper bullens starts singing, diouf, diouf, we'll set him on fire. 2 da tune of "da roof is in fire". I found it funny as hell. nice one kid made me laugh on that dark day. Derek. (03/11/03)

540. At the Southampton game this season(s**t). When the announcer come up & says "attention Operation Exercise Goodison is about to commence". Some guy stands up and shouts "What r we doing Star jumps" & he starts doing some star jumps. V funny.
Then when the announcer says "Operation exercise Goodison is a success" The same guys start cheering madly cue many laughs. Highlight of the game.Come on you Blues. Howell. (25/10/03)

539. In the family enclosure against Soton. Dodd had already been swearing at his own players and the ball went out. The ball boy picked it up and Dodd shouts at him so the bloke in front of me shouts: " Oi shut it big nose ". Dod promptly shut up. vinci.caren. (25/10/03)

538. During the tepid draw v Southampton with Kevin Campbell struggling,1 fan was giving him a lot of stick when another fan said: " You are just jealous as he can rap and he's got mark morrison"....top quality. ged mc. (25/10/03)

537. fella behind me at the Soton match [after watching a shytehawk performance] gets up to go home: "See you next season lads!" - best bit of the whole match! Will_Askew. (25/10/03)

536. Sat today watching the shambles against Southampton. Second half just begun, getting run a bit ragged by them, hear a shout from behind me " Come on Campbell - use your speed " Well made me laugh. Thomas Coulton. (25/10/03)

535. At the dire Southampton bore draw Kevin Kilbane was warming up down by the park end when my mate shouted to kevin: "Where you going on your holidays next summer kev, bet it wont be to Portugal?" kevin turned around and said: Nahh I'm going to Rhyl for the week." Family enclosure fell about laffin. BLUETHRUANTHRU. JOHN. (22/10/03)

534. Sitting in the street end stand a couple of seasons ago at the 6-0 West Ham game. SHAKKA HISLOP (did i spell that right?) pulls off a great save and as the applause dies down some bloke shouts "CRACKIN SAVE SHAGGA PISSFLAPS" oh how we laughed. JOHN MC, exiled in cardiff! (22/10/03)

533. Was sat in the upper tier, right at the front, at the Bolton game away last season (Watson's overhead wonder-goal!). Sat next to me was a wee girl about 8 years old and, clearly, her 'arl fella'. Anyway, I'm trying to restrain my language all game when Ivan Campo picks up the ball...suddenly her arl fella stands up and shouts "fuck off Fatima". Funny as fuck. Regards
Nathon Jones. (22/10/03)

532. I was sat with my dad and uncle in the Upper Bullens at the Villa game (2003), just behind the camera stand. The bloke in front of us sees an Everton sub warming up. He lets of out a cry of relief, "thank god Yobo is coming on!" Only problem was, that it was as clear as day that it was actually Duncan Ferguson, pointed out to him by numerous fans around him, (as they laughed) including myself! Quality! Paul B. (22/10/03)

531. Back in the early eighties we were playing a midweek Milk Cup game against the Arse. Partway through the first half the ball had gone out and Pat Jennings had run over to near the paddock to retrieve it. There was a bit of a lull in play and so it was quite quiet then some fella stands up and shouts "PAT!" to which Jennings looked up and was greeted by "YOU TWAT!". Poor Jennings didn't know where to look. Quality. Danny Mc. (22/10/03)

530. Leeds home last week.In the upper bullens,after the Watson hatrick goal,once all had died down sum fella behind stand an shouts "Get Alexandersson on!!" very funny at the time. Upper bullens beauty! (19/10/03)

529. Stockport Game. Mate and me in the Park End. Over excited County fans are giving it "Your the shite of merseyside" Dies down and me mate shouts back " Better than being the shite of Stockport you gang of pricks!!" Laughter all around and applause from a couple of Stockport fans! Cheers lads. Madar. (19/10/03)

528. At the Everton v Newcastle game this season shearer was being his usual cheating self an backin in 2 Yobo. Some fella behind me in the Top Balcony stands up and shouts: "Ding ding ding. £2.99. f**k off Shearer you f**kin barcode." Hughesy. (19/10/03)

527. Sittin in the upper gwladys against leeds. Ferguson hit a shot just wide, and after everyone had sat down, sum slow cunt shouts''ooo ya bastard''. Everyone was pissin themselves!Keep up the gud work! Evertonfc12345. (19/10/03)

526. On a typical cold miserable Saturday afternoon during what is now regarded as "the Smith years" I was in the paddock, along with a group of others. My attention was drawn to a plastic bag which had blown up and down the Bullens road touch line several times. As the linesman bent to pick it up some wag shouted: "Leave it there its doing more that F***ing Alexandersson". Absolutely spot on. Blue Jim. (13/10/03)

525. Was in the Top Balc at the Leeds match and some fella was clearly frustrating with Rhino playing the ball on the ground! Rhino got the ball and this fella shouted "HOOF IT!" Everyone in the Top Balc keeled over in hysterics, a few nearly fell over the edge. I nearly pissed my pants! Hicker. (13/10/03)

524. It was one I heard in the top balc near the end of the Leeds match. Kevin Kilbane had just come on and some poor 'arl fella got his names mixed up when he shouted " well in chillblane, lad." Everyone around the arl fella found it very amusing!! Andy Sav. (13/10/03)

523. At the leeds game when we won 4-0, I was in the toilet before the game getting rid of some excess ale. Then someone's phone rings. and this 'arl man, pissed as a fart turns round an shouts: " The hand sets down here mate." Everyone bursts out laffing, an a few people nearly piss on themselves. Stephen McConville. (13/10/03)

522. A few years ago in the Gwladys, cant remember who we were playing, but Earl Barrett is playing[his usual shite self]..He's taking his time with a throw in and I shout.."Come on Earl. Hurry up for fuck's sake" ...Fella turns round and says.."Is that his name?..Earl?..I always thought it was. Fuck off!!"...pissed meself. Chrism8. (13/10/03)

521. At the newcasle game this season in the second half that TWAT bernard goes down in front of the Gwladys street holdin his leg when suddenly the Gwladys street erupts into chanting "LET HIM DIE, LET HIM DIE, LET HIM DIE." It was class! From EVERTONIAN4LIFE. (13/10/03)

520. During the Carling Cup game against Stockport, the Stockport fans madly stated chanting "Who are ya?" to the evertonians in the Park End. Once it had dyed down some fella behind us stood up and shouted back "I'm Ste, and I'm an alcoholic!". The look on the Stockport fans faces was great! marko18. (05/10/03)

519. Newcastle match this season, everyone was pissed off, so this fella infront picks out a newcastle fan who was stood up on his own and shouts, "sit down you super mario twat"!!! funny at the time!! peace out. JesusSavesRooneyScores. (05/10/03)

518. At long last my good friend Bill finally gets his just rewards with a shout from, of all people, a linesman sorry - referee's assistant. Seeing the linesman scratching the top of his leg just inside his shorts Bill shouts out, "Are you getting some sort of sexual pleasure out of that lineman?" Instantly the linesman retorts, "No! Are you?" After terrorising these unsung nonentities for years it was well worth the wait to watch Bill collapse in a heap of laughter with the linesman being applauded from all those fortunate enough to be within earshot. Gwladys. (05/10/03)

517. At the Bolton game away last season and fella behind shouts "Sit down u farmers and eat you pack lunch"
Colin Merrick. (05/10/03)

516. It was against Newcastle. Frustration was all around the lower Gwladys, Newcastle on are the attack and the linesman flagged Craig Bellamy offside. The person next to me shouts out "FUCK OFF QUASIE MODO" Lol.
Peter Carbert, Nil Satis-Nisi Optimum. (05/10/03)

515. Greatest shout I have ever heard! Bellamy for the umpteenth time moaning at the referee, a bloke behind my in the street end stand up a shouts "Oi Bellamy, Fuck off back to Lord of the Rings will ya!"
Quality, everyone in our area of the stand was rolling about laughing! Shortly after you could hear some people explaining to the slow ones "Bellamy looks like a Hobbit". Quality! Ted. (28/07/03)

514. Sat in the Gwladys Street against Newcastle. Announcement that Gary Speed's playing came over the speaker. One man started singing "Oh Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary Gary Shithouse Speed!!" Quality!! Everyone was in stitches!! Love the site.
Blue Boy 03. (28/07/03)

513. Well my family is from Scunthorpe! (2hours east) and it was Everton Vs Fulham and we took my little brother with us for the 1st time and he's 6years old! We was outside the ground and the usual banter between people was going on and my brother comes out with " What language do these people speak"! every 1 around us cracked up! Classic!
Danny Aitken (Sunny Scunny). (28/07/03)

512. Spurs at home a few seasons ago, when Ginola was diving for them. Ginola had ambled into the box and dived, when a fella in the Lower Gwladys jumps up and shouts "Get up you dirty diving french bastard", followed by his young daughter shouting "Dad sit down. You are embarrassing me" Made us piss ourselves. Regards. Andy Irving. (24/09/03)

511. Late seventies, home to Middlesbrough during the dark days of Gordon (is a moron) Lee. David Mills (founder member of the Ugly squad) goes to take a corner at the Street end. A shout goes up. "'ey, Mills, take that f****in' mask off. Der's kids 'round 'ere!" Street end collapses in laughter and even Mills had a smile (I think that's what it was) on his ..er... face. Frank Boyle. (24/09/03)

510. Scott Gemmill having one of his shockingly piss poor experiences in a blue shirt, an arl man in front of me stands up and shouts "Gemmill if your 'arl fella was dead, he'd be rolling in his fucking coffin" Ste Flynn. (24/09/03)

509. At Colin Harvey's testimonial, in the upper Bullens, and half way through the first half in true bo selecta style some fella shouts "Chamone mother f****r!" Had a few people who watch it laffin and others just puzzled. Great site keep up the good work. Wrighty. (24/09/03)

508. can't remember the game but rooney rooney had had another stormer, he tried to do a trick and cocked up, fella behind me screams at the top of his voice "SHITE YOU ROONEY" class, love the site keep it up. Sean Joyce. (22/09/03)

507. Ipswich in the seventies at Portman Rd when they had a decent side. We got stuffed 5 something and I was going through all the usual crap - won't be watching Match of the Day, cancel all the newspapers etc but the gloom was pierced by the joy of being with the incredible Everton away support. Their supporters were desperately trying to take the piss about thieving bastards, scallies and broke into a chorus of "On the dole! On the dole!" Quick a flash, to the tune of Guantanamera, about a thousand blues started holding their scarves in the air and singing, "One job between us / There's only one job between us." It was picked up by every Evertonian and stunned their supporters into silence. You could hear them thinking "Er...we don't do self mockery! You can't take the pissout of yerself, can yer?" You can if you've got style. A wonderful moment. Made me proud to be an Evertonian. Proud to be a Scouser." Tony Burke (22/09/03)

506. AT THE DERBY SOMEONE SHOUTED- " I'VE SEEN MORE INTEREST IN THE ARGOS
CATALOGUE" - CLARTSY. (22/09/03)

505. Sat in the Gwladys St lower when my brother aged about 5 at the time turns to my dad and asks "Dad is kevin Sheedy a Man or a Woman?". People started laughing around and a voice from about 4 rows back shouts: "We'll never know that the f'ing tart." Very Funny at the time. Paul. (12/09/03)

504. At the derby. despite being such a crap game an feeling like shite from friday night one chant did bring a smile to me face. When the little beaut Owen pushed pisto over the by-line who was seein the ball out, the Gwladys st. erupted into "YOUR WELSH AN YER KNOW YER ARE!" Kodak Moment. Dom. (12/09/03)

503. This link is very ironic, First home game of the season sitting in the park end against fulham Joey yobo goes up for a header in the first half after a corner and makes a complete mess of it, A bloke behind me, me arl fella' shouts "Campbell your fucking rubbish" to which I hear laughter from the rows in front and the only reply "shut up you prick" a very embarrassed season ticket holder, Mally. (12/09/03)

502. Pistone was having a real nightmare against Fulham during the first home game of the season. He attempted to take on an opponent from inside his own half and promptly lost possession when a pass inside to a colleague was a much easier and sensible ball. A voice from the back of the Upper Gwladys Street yells out 'FOR F*CKS SAKE PISTONE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR KNOB'. Priceless! Harry Johnson. (12/09/03)

501. Southampton game when ellary makes a usual bad decision and a gwladys street nutter shouts " ellary you fucking pedophile" and later shouts " a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile ellary is a pedophile" and of course" ellary you fuckin child abusing kiddy fiddler " ! i was in stitches ! class site ! Blue 4 Life. (12/09/03)

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