Me 'arl Fella's Shouts 7
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We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbal's. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts 700. During the Fulham game the Polish Canadian shit comes ever closer to the Gwladys St...a short burst of silence sees me shout "Oi, Tomasz, how's ya foot?" He and most of the surrounding people look a little perplexed, until..."after ya shot ya'self in it!" to a ripple of laughter and another chorus of..."fuck off radzinski!" pure class. Andy Haughey. (30/11/04) 699. Was against the arse few years back and Pires ballooned a shot over the bar, some fella behind me shouted 'hey bobby wats french 4 shite'. Quality, the gwladys was in stitches. JONNYEFC. (30/11/04) 698.
One November a couple of years
ago, I was sitting in the stand, the weather was cold wet and bloody
miserable, with the game just as crap as the weather, at half time
as I looked out onto the pitch, I turned to the guy sitting next to
and casually remarked, "you would wonder where all this f***ing
rain comes from" and a voice from behind said I think you'll
find it's the sky, the whole row just doubled up with laughter. 697. Love the Shouts, reminds me of when I was at Goodison years ago, about 1964. Alex Young collects the ball in the centre circle, attacks the Park end goal, waltzes past 5 defenders and scores by chipping the advancing goalie, crowd go's wild, big fellah shouts from back of Paddock, "Alex, if I came home and found you in bed with me wife, I'd tuck you in"! Happy days! Shoreham Blue. (30/11/04) 696. In the Birmingham game Mario melchiot come over to take a throw and my mate shouted "fuck off Scritti Politti!" We were all a bit puzzled until he went "Err, I mean Milli Vannili!" Crazy la. Everyone was in bulk. Great work, keep up the good site. Blue Hawaii. (30/11/04) 695. 35,000 fans will remember being stood in opposite the tunnel end at Wembley in 1984 when Elton John made his way to salute the Evertonians on his big day out. As he stood there applauding the massed blue ranks he was met with a chorus of "He's bald, he's bent, his arse is up for rent..Elton John.. Elton John." Dave Wild. (30/11/04) 694. At the Fulham game last Saturday, Crossley was taking playing for time with just 10 minutes gone, taking forever to take a goal kick, the fella in front of me shouts "hurry up Crossley it freezin sat here". Regards, Paul Donaldson. (24/11/04) 693. The last home game of last season (Bolton)I was at the match with my dad, who has sadly passed away since. He was entranced as during half-time they brought out onto the pitch the Ultimate Everton 11. My dad was made up to see the likes of Kevin Sheedy, Brian Labone, and even Dixie Dean's grandson. As they
were leaving the pitch towards the end of the half time the announcer
shouted over the tannoy "Lets all hear it for the best Everton
11", after the rapturous applause died down, my 'arl fella shouted
"Now lets all hear it for the worst" just as the Everton
1st team were coming onto 692. During the home Derby match in 87 in the upper bullens my arl fella fell over and spilt his tea and pie all over someone sitting in from of him, the fella turned round and said: "Cheers mate. I was fecking starving." The whole stand was buckled over. Brilliant site lads keeps me going thru the bad times and makes me proud in the good times – From Syzlack. (24/11/04) 691. used to work In the Delco in Kirkby with one of the most fanatical Blues I've ever known. I suppose he still is. Name: Brian "Ravo" Raven. Very often we get totally pissed off with players we think aren't pulling their weight, (like that good lad at Highbury did on Nyarko) while we would die to put on the shirt. Ravo would always say: "I'd crawl 5000 miles over broken glass just to play for Everton reserves, get that bastard off". We all knew what he meant, and we all felt the same way. Colin Evans. Johannesburg. (24/11/04) 690. At the Southampton match this season, the saints defender Jelle Van Damme came to take a throw in near the paddock, as he walks over he looks over to where I'm sitting and the fella behind me shouts ''AN' YA FILMS ARE SHITE TOO!'' had everyone who heard it wetting themselves! Keep up the good work lads.Chris Sillett. (20/11/04) 689. At the Boro game this year and some wag shouted to Ray Parlour “Put a f**kin bra on Charley Dimmock” the whole of the paddock was in stitches. Great site lads, keep up the good work!! Cheers, Get your hair cut. (20/11/04) 688. I also remember a particularly inept display by Brett Angel (I think) when he couldn't hold the ball up, a voice from the Upper Bullens cried out 'Fuckin' 'ell Angell, you couldn't control an urge!' Laugh, I nearly bought a programme. Dave Wild. (20/11/04) 687. At the league cup game v leeds 10yrs ago (you know, Ratcliffe's shocker) the ball was heading towards ratcliffe when he was clattered in a style Revie would have been proud of. Some fella behind shouted: "Foul stroke, 5 away"...we were all pissin' ourselves....great site lads, keep up the good work From Partizanraves. (08/11/04) 686.
At the Midweek Cup Game, The Blues against Preston
and the ref failed to spot another bad foul on our Sky Scraper Big
Dunc. Loads of kids in the family enclosure and some prick gets up
and shouts "For fuck sake referee 685. At the Southampton match, Sat in the upper Bullens, He’s bent get’s man handled by some unknown centre half, all of Goodison sees it except the ref, from the back a shout “Fuckin hell ref, even I could see that and there’s a fuckin big pillar in the way”. Had us in Stitches. Keep up the good work. Wee Man. (08/11/04) 684. In the recent home game against southampton,the upper bullens was quiet,when a wag who sits behind me jumped up out of his seat and cried out,"I fuckin hate you Redknapp". The whole of my area started pissing ourselves laughing. He was only a week late! Great site lads, keep up the good work! Duncans Pigeon. (08/11/04) 683.
At the Southampton game, Bent at one point actually managed to hit
a shot, it went high and wide 682. A couple of seasons ago when we had Paul Gascoigne pulling the strings in midfield, can't remember who we were playing but it was the usual shite we had to put up with when Smith was in charge. Arse end of the game and on comes our Israeli supersub Idan Tal when a lad in our row says, "Tal's only come to Everton because he wants Gazza's strip!" Jeremy Paxman meets the Upper Gwladys. Treax. (31/10/04) 681. At the game v Southampton on Saturday both Weir and Stubbs were injured with a bangs on the head. We had been talking about Paul Stretford, Agents, shareholdings in Proactive and boot deals etc so when somebody said “Maybe Stretford couldn’t get him Nike so he got him and Weir a deal with Elastoplast.” we all had a laugh. George B. Rayner. (31/10/04) 680. I remember a few years back when we were playing Spurs, we were all sit in the bear pit or the main stand as its commonly known. Anyway one of me mates, Wayne Thommo, was sat next to me and was certainly in high spirits you could say (probably due to the shandys he'd had before the match), anyway as the subs were announced for the away side the tannoy blasted 'and the Tottenham substitutes are Justin Edinburgh....' and to which Wayne jumped up and shouted 'Ha ha they'll never get here in time!!' Well, we were all in stitches, and I'm sure a few of the fans in the main stand even smiled. Old Wayne still talks about this to this day. Happy days, excellent site the best. Keep the faith!!! Paul. (31/10/04) 679. At the home game against Southampton I was in the lower Gwladdy the ball ball was in the air and a fella shouted 'JUMP' to Bent, I shouted back 'HOW HIGH'. Everyone around me pissed themselves, was brill. Great site lads, keep up the good work. Fishbone. (31/10/04) 678.
At the recent Spurs game Robbie Keane was chasing a ball before it
went out, I shouted: "Bloody hell, he's keane." The lower
Gwladys went into uproar. The players were probably wondering what
was so funny. 677. Was at the Boro game this season. All Gwladys Street was quiet as Gravesen was injured in the centre circle. Big Nige was back at his goal getting a drink of his water when the lad next to me stands up and shouts: "Oi Nige, tell Pistone to pull his socks down". Nige looked at this guy, then Pistone, then back at the crowd and nodded in approvement. Quality! Great site lads, Up the blues! Alan S. (18/10/04) 676. My mate Matt was at the Man City game 3 weeks ago and the fans were giving us loads when he shouted: 'I fucking hate these fans more than I hate Mancs'. Bottom 7 rows was in stitches. Great Times. Jay Size. (10/10/04) 675. At the Carling Cup game Vs Bristol City Stubbsie was squaring up to there knobhead of a centre back Butler who was trying to stop Stubbsie having any movement, after a little bit of argy bargy the ref comes over and speaks to both of them, some fella shouts out "Butler, I Fcuking hate you Butler" in the style of Blakie from on the buses. Martin O'Shea. (10/10/04) 674. Years ago us versus the arse, Charlie Nicholas out warming up with the rest of the arse decides to head toward the gladders. Charlie being the great player he was, was absolutley astonished to hear us blues singing his name "charlie nicholas..charlie nicholas..charlie nicholas..." and just as he puts his hand up to clap us in appreciation the whole of the gladders in union pipe up: "....is a wanker...is a wanker". Total classic and his face and dejection was a sight to behold. BALLY. (the fella in the shouts picture) (02/10/04) 673. Was at the man city game at home last season, David Seaman was injured and me mate shouts 'get up seaman yer blurt' classic, everyone was in bulk. Great site lads, keep it up. Kev. (02/10/04) 672. Was in the Park End years ago for a night game, when Boro came along with the young and "brilliant" Juninho ! He kept making these wriggly runs and getting knocked off the ball by the second or third Everton player he faced. After this happened about 10 times, some pissed wag in front of us shouted " He's not a Brazilian, he's from Knotty Ash !" The Park End were pissing themselves, but still a little nervous of the fecker! Shaun Mc. Old Swan. (02/10/04) 671. Ray Parlour was very close to the Park End at boro game and Park End starts singing "Where's ya money gone?" after Parlours expensive divorce! Park End were in stitches. Andystripeefc. (02/10/04) 670.
Me and my girlfriend Laura were at the Boro game, when this bloke
pipes up behind us “Get the ball up to the big lad up front” to which
someone replied: “He’s Bent” then Laura said “It doesn't bother me,
i'd still shag 669. Was at Everton v Leicester a few years back in the Gwladys Street. Up stepped Steve Guppy to take a corner. The usual was being shouted… “You ugly tw*t” etc when some fella pipes up “He looks like a f*cken fish’n all!” Had everyone in stitches and he cocked up his corner… quality! Paul Davies. (28/09/04) 668. At the Everton Arse game – 2004. First game of the season with the clouds and naysayers all around us. The Arse were giving the ‘School of Science’ a lesson in how to play football. Wenger decides to bring Rayes (sp?) off and bring Pires on. My mate turns around to me and says … "That’s just ‘effin great, they’re taking off Batman and they’re bringing on Superman." You had to laugh. John Bracken. (28/09/04) 667. Overheard at the West Bromwich match:- "He's all right, but I wouldn't have "Bent" written on MY back!" It just leads me to ponder a comment that has not yet been heard, but it is true, that we only made two modest signings in the summer. One's Bent and the other is a shirtlifter!!! janetandgerry. (28/09/04) 666. At City last week, very tense I was just behind the guy with the slagging off Rooney t-shirt, anyway some ugly fella was giving us all what for at the game, shouting and gesturing at us with great gusto, he never watched the match by the way. He started up the chant that we were all fat B's, (being quite big myself I concentrated on the game!)as quick as lightening this blue fan gets up and shouts "Ya f****** we can all go on a diet you have got to live with that ugly f*** of a face for ever" I am sure I have heard the like before but we were creased. Mo-Wallasey Blue. (28/09/04) 665. It was against Arsenal first game of the season, and the Chang elephant walked onto the pitch. Someone in front pipes up: "Fuck off Unsworth. we sold you in the summer" our corner of the Gwladys was in stitches. Cheers. Leigh Beach. (21/09/04) 664. A couple of seasons ago I went to the Everton v Arsenal match when fat rooney scored in the last minute to win. I was sittin in the street end and my dad was drunk and when Rooney came on as sub, he shouted out: "2-1. Rooney in the last minute." Everyone was shoutin things like "O eye go sober up" and stuff and when it happened, a large group of men started shoutin: "Houdini- Houdini" at My Dad. Quality. Carl B. (21/09/04) 663. Everton v Forest yonks ago. Half time it was when Tony woodcock, came out to a great cheer from the forest fans. The linesman was waiting to introduce him to the game. When some scally shouted: oi Woodcock. Does ya tart get splinters?" The girls in front of were laughing their heads off at that. Woodcock just shook his head in disgust. The Everton bench all burst out laughing. Carl Dutton - Rainhill. (17/09/04) 662. This fella never shut up at the west brom game. He was at it all afternoon then big dunc comes on and he shouts: "ay dunc treat them all like f**kin burglers lad". We were all in stitches then dunc slide tackles someone and he shouts: "Good job you didn't have one of his f**kin pigeons under your arm lad." Great stuff. Love the site. Keep up the good work. SW. (17/09/04) 661. Was at the everton v palace game this season, and I couldn't get a ticket due to it being our first away game of the season. So I managed to smuggle myself into the Palace end. After palace went one nil up, Andy Johnson had a one on one with Sir nige, went round him but stubbsy cleared the shot of the line to stop us going 2-0 down. I forgot I was in the Palace end and shouted: "Eh fucking Johnson, you think your Rooney, well your not, at least he could score in a brothel". Has the surrounding Palace fans laughing anyway. Great site fella's, once a blue..... Paul Miller - New Addington, Croydon (yes a London toffee!!). (17/09/04) 660. A good few years back, I went to Blackburn away. It was such a bad game I can't even remember the score. All I remember from that night is some man sitting a couple of rows in front of me getting really pissed off with Robert Warzycha for not chasing the ball. In the end he said "You'd fucking run for it if it was a fucking loaf". Everyone was in stitches. groovychic. (12/09/04) 659. I was at a game quite a few seasons back and we were playing Chelsea. Anyway it was at the time that Paul Gerrard had taken Thomas Myrhe place in the Everton goal. I was sat in the street end when I think it was Zola who had a crack at goal and gerrard produced a fantastic save, which prompted a young lad in front of me to shout "Well done paul, great save that, keepin Tommy out the team, ya twat". Had everyone around us in stitches.Cliff, Llanfyllin. (12/09/04) 658. It's often the case that these stories, when related outside of the prevailing atmosphere, fall flat, and are awarded the epitaph"....er, well. it sounded funny at the time, anyway!". One such occasion was 10th March, 1984 when we played Notts County in the F.A. Cup Quarter Final, the one when Andy Gray nearly broke his nose heading in a free kick on the floor. There had been a torrential downpour prior to the match, and I had a ticket at the opposite end of the ground to my mates, and was concerned as to whether we would be able to see the match together. I needn't have worried. When we got there, everyone was just bunking in, and coppers were just watching them, so the ground was over capacity, and 'specs' were at a premium. In the opening moments, one spaced-out knobhead decided to secure a better vantage point by scaling the floodlight pylon. Response from the crowd varied from concern to anger at their view being obstructed. Then, suddenly, Kevin Richardson scored after five minutes, and the mood changed. By this time, the dickhead had climbed about 50 feet to an array of ribald comments, general stick and some good old-fashioned moaning. When it died down, one dry wit drawled out:- "Fuckin' 'ell! ..... an' all because the lady loves Milk Fuckin' Tray!". It was funny at the time, and the ensuing laughter nearly caused him to fall off. janetandgerry. (12/09/04) 657. Against WBA, Campbell went down injured and then got up after receiving treatment and hobbled off the pitch, some fella shouts "Look, he's fine he's sprinting". Regards. Andy Irving. (12/09/04) 656.
Was at the United game, right by the Manc's. For the first 20 minutes
or so we were gettin the usual ' if you all hate scousers. . .' and
also some 'Rooney' chants. Wasn't exactly arsed, but suddenly me and
everyone around us saw one of the most funniest sights ever, the most
ugly, trampish, brown teethed, dirty faced United fan, on his own
giving us all shit. After everyone had given him the usual a 'get
a wash, get a wash' song was starting up! Then a lad behind me shouts
'Fuck off Kirk' (off Corry!). 655. The funniest I heard was at a match v Arsenal in '78. Arsenals famous full back (now on the backroom staff) came to take a throw in at the Bullens Road. A scouser shouted ' Rice you're nothin' but a Puddin'. Even Pat himself saw the funny side. We won 2-1 so I was laughing all the way home. 2 goals from Big Bob! Jay, Warrington. (06/09/04) 654.
A few years back at Goodison it was a regular sight to see 653. A few seasons ago I was at the game with my dad sat in the family enclosure in the freezing cold winter. Can't remember who we were playing or what season but the game was crap and an Everton player was lying on the deck. A fat paramedic comes on and some guy from behind us shouts " ay! its a tellietubbie " Pure Class. Great site. Nathan. (06/09/04) 652. At the boro match on 27th march. the ref missed a deliberate foul on rooney. he paid no attention to rooney so i shouted: "YOU SHOULD AVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS." The entire section of the family enclosure burst out laughing. During the match whenever the ref missed something the entire stand were saying the very same thing. CBS. (06/09/04) 651. Playin the gooners when Campbell runs towards goal. A big shout from the Gwladys: "Slow down Campbell". It was hilarious. jak (06/09/04) 650. Everton v Club America, Houston. I live in the States and this was the first time watching the boys live in 20 yrs. We were crap. One of the times the Mexicans were playing keep away, the crowd was doing the customary "ole, ole'" thing. ... tenth pass: "Ole", eleventh pass: "Ole", twelfth pass:"Ole", Thirteen pass, Kilbane gets a leg to it: "Ahrr Ay" moans the 'arl fella behind me. Best part of the whole game. Keep up the good work with the web site. Micky Mac. (24/08/04) 649. Against Arsenal on Sunday, we had just brought Dunc on so had him and Kev Campbell up front for the rest of the game. A long ball had been pumped up from defence which Dunc was ready to flick on, a fella shouts 'Go on Duncan flick it on, Kevin's darting in behind you' which was about the only enjoyable thing of the game. Craig Roberts, Paddock. (24/08/04) 648. I was at the Newcastle game last season and some fella stud up and said to the geordies: "I saw you in Benidorm in '98 in that Newcastle shirt and you've never got it off." What a classic shout. Spruin. Park End. (24/08/04) 647. I was at the Charlton cup game last year and Big Dunc was grappling with Parker, and me 'arl fella pipes up. "Pick him up and use him like a fckin pen the dunc, the parker prick!" Everyone was in stitches around us. Keep up the good work with the site lads. brettangell. (24/08/04) 646.
Season before last at the Birmingham game Robbie Savage comes near
us in the Bullens to take a throw in. 645. Me and my friends went to the Bolton game last season and the Bolton supporters where chanting "ivon campo".. which our reply was" is a gypsy" funny at the time great site keep up the good work. Andy Kerry. (24/08/04) 644. At the Southampton game earlier this season a chant aimed at the ref by the home fans was 'whose the scouser in the black'. Some scouser in black behind us stands up an goes 'ITS ME'. pretty funny at the time, although anythin is when were winnin 3-1. from Bash and the Boys. (24/08/04) 643.
My brother and I were at the famous "lowest ever Premiership
crowd" game at Wimbledon, a freezing wet Tuesday night in January
at Selhurst Park. 1992 / 93? 642. Was at the Hibernian-Everton pre-season friendly before last season. The Hibs keeper was a bit of a porky get, and he'd been gettin the usual "You fat bastard" insults from all and sundry in the Everton end, when some big fella stands up and shouts at the top of his voice "Try a salad you fat cunt!". Hilarious. Si Maxwell NSNO. (16/08/04) 641. Away at Chelsea last season and Franny 'jug-ears' Jeffers warms up right in front of the travelling blues. He's getting some serious abuse after his outburst against Moyesy. Anyway, he's standing next to to this linesman who has similarly shaped ears to Franny. Some fella shouts out, 'fuck-off you, yer big eared cunt'. So this linesman starts waggling his ears when some other fella shouts, 'Not you linesman.......yer big eared cunt'. Everyone was in stitches.Thornton Toffee Chris. (16/08/04) 640. At the 1st game of the season against Arsenal. We were getting a good hiding. 3-0 down at the time. Some fella shouts: "Bring the elephant on." He was referring to the poor fella dressed up as an elephant, promoting Chang Beer. Cookie. (16/08/04) 639. I was at the Villa game 2 seasons ago an Big Dunc nearly kills Joey Gudjohnson an the fella behind gets up an shouts " ITS NOT THE FUCKIN WWF!!!!!!!!!!" It was fuckin funny 2 fuck. Every1 in Lower Gwladys was in stitches an it didn't help while ur pissin urself laffin den saint wayne bangs in a screamer past shitty Peter Enckleman an ur laffin an screamin at d same time. Little Chris. (11/08/04) 638. Last November away to Pompey at Fratton park, there was about 10 minutes to go on a wet an windy south coast afternoon, we was near the touch line an there was a steward in front of us with his big yellow jacket, anyway his Jaw had been swingin' around all afternoon an we honestly thought he was on garrys or somethin (ecstasy) more an more people where gettin on to it everytime he turned round to us, then all of a sudden some fella' shouts, "IS YOUR JAW ALRIGHT DER MATE.." - followed by "A TELL YER WHAT MATE, YOU STAY ERE AN I'LL PHONE A TAXI FOR YER JAW.." funny as fuck if u had off been there, kept us laughin all the 230 miles home anyway. >> Phil in Walton. (11/08/04) 637. In the Park End in January when we beat Norwich 3-1 in the FA cup 3rd round. Kilbane scored first with his 'ead, but they soon equalised. later in the 1st half, one of the canaries had a one on one with Nigel Martyn but he put the ball a mile wide. Then me uncle Mike cried out at the top of his lungs:"FIRST DIVISION SHOT FROM A FIRST DIVISION PLAYER, KNOB 'EAD"! Everyone around us were pissin' themselves. Jack Richardson. (15/07/04) 636. last season I went the match with two mates. It was against Fulham an we were right behind the goal. Me mate stands up an shouts " Van der Sar! ye french bastard." Everyone turns around an he goes: "I mean Italian". So about 3 or 4 men turn round an say: "He's Dutch, mate." Joey Willo. (15/07/04) 635. At the last home game of the season v Bolton, the Bolton fans started singing ''you need rivaldo, you need rivaldo'' (to which everyone agreed), then when it all went quiet some fella starts chanting to the tune of 'who needs cantona' ''WHO NEEDS RIVALDO WHEN WE'VE GOT LEE CARSLEY!!'' Had everyone pissin themselves! Great site lads keep up the good work. Chris S from the Paddock. (02/07/04) 634. Was at last home game against Bolton. Frustrated to hell with another desperate performance. Finally the steam blew and I let loose with "Your f##king sh#te". Arl fella behind pipes up "Ey up....you'll give sh#te a bad name"...cue laughter. Was the highlight of a bad day. Great site lads...cheers us up no end.... Fitzey...Dublin. (16/06/04) 633. Went to see the roon at the Engand v Japan match the other night, the announcer said that suzuki was coming on as a sub. Quick as a flash some lad goes "ah, he's quick that one!" ace site lads. Macca. (16/06/04) 632. It was last home game of season against Bolton and matey sitting next to me was getting really aggravated by Campo, all of a sudden he stands up and shouts 'look at the fuckin wig on that, its fucking kevin keegan!' trust me it was a classic. Rebecca Sumner. (03/06/04) 631. When me and a mate were at analfield this season in the kopite end Everton fans were singing "and if ya know your history" and some welsh redshite bastard turns round and says "what history u aint got none" my mate come back saying "what u on about we won the league on this ground before you existed" even kopites were laughing, classic, Great site, Toffeenose80. (03/06/04) 630. At the Tottenham game this season, sat in the Gwladys - 10 minutes to go in the first half. Bloke behind me turns to his arl fella and says 'what ya doin at half time Da?' 'I was thinking of painting the roof lad - nip home quick and get me turps!' Well funny. Love the site - keep it up. SuziMac. (30/05/04) 629. At the Bolton game on saturday, I was lucky enough to be given a ticket for the Blue Brasserie, but when we were in the ground there was no atmosphere in our particular section, the lads sat next to me and myself started to sing "It's just like watching Man U" to the delight of those sat next in the next block in the main stand who were trying to get the prawn sandwich brigade to join in! The lads next to me also started off "Rivaldo's going to Celtic lalaalala hey" David Cederholm. (30/05/04) 628. Against Charlton in the Carling Cup in October, Jason Euell missed a one on one with Nigel Martyn. I just heard "F*ck off Shaft!" from the row behind me. The Gwladys St was in bulk. James K. (30/05/04) 627. Game against Bolton at half time the centre circle is full of Everton’s greatest ever players like Alan Ball, Brian Labone, Sharpey etc. As they are walking off, the announcer says, “There goes the greatest ever Everton team leaving the field”. The fella sitting in front pipes up and says, “and here comes the bloody worst ever Everton side coming on!!!” Classic. Michael Roberts. (16/05/04) 626. When Pistone went down in a heap last saturday and 6 St. Johns ambulance men came on, the lad next to me shouted "I thought one man was enough to get you off Pistone" Read into that what you will? David Cederholm. (16/05/04) 625. At the Bolton game that ugly prick Ivan Campo was gettin some abuse when some fella behind shouts "Fuckin Snap That Jonathon Creek Motherfucker", the place was in stitches, the highlight of another shite Everton performance, See yas next season, keep up the good work. - Scouse Prophet in Garston. (16/05/04) 624. At coventry a few years back when we bossed them 3-1. Idan Tal was running at one of their crap defenders, when some joker from behind shouts 'for-skin him!' Hilarious. In the same game, Coventry fans were singin, to the tune of Yellow Submarine 'We all dream of a team of Gary Breens'. Oh dear. Ted. (10/05/04) 623. Me mate's dad (in his 60's and life long Evertonian) was at a sporting celebrity evening dinner in the early 70s with his brother-in-law who is a Red. Present at the dinner was Ian St. John. Said brother-in-law did not have the courage to ask the kopite hero for an autograph, so he persuaded me mate's dad to get one for him. Me mate's dad gave St. John a piece of paper and said "Could you sign this 4 times please?". The famous Red duly obliged and then asked "why did you want me to sign it four times?". To which me mate's dad replied, "Well, I need 4 of yours to get one of Alex Young's...". His brother-in-law was absolutely mortified, but St. John burst out in hysterics. Classic. How I wish I was there. Paul, Bootle. (10/05/04) 622. At the Everton v qpr game back in 85 I think. Peter reid walked across the pitch and i said to my mrs: "Look at the state of that tie" as he went down the tunnel. Reidy turned round and shouts at me for taking the piss out of it. Mrs. still takes the piss out of me any time she sees Reidy on telly. Great site lads. kev (the gobshite hater) (10/05/04) 621. Everton playing the crappiest football and bottling out of every tackle. Girl next to me in the paddock shouts: 'Come on Everton For fuck's sake.' I turned around and said: 'They miss Jeffers don't they ?' Sean. Season ticket holder. Southampton (04/05/04) 620. When Naysmith scored the free kick against spurs, the lad sat next to me said: "I see that he's bought Kevin Sheedy's left foot on ebay". Dave Cederholm. (04/05/04) 619. Walking along a crowded Gwladys Street after the Spurs Game pleased as punch, we noticed the crowd opening up a bit towards the corner of Goodison Road. When it was our turn to head into the 'open space', we noticed there was a big steaming pile of horse shit in the road. As we edged our way around the mound, some wag piped up: "Tonto say, horse passed this way recently". I nearly fell in the fucker, I was creased. Great site lads, keep the faith, keep the rumours coming, they keep us going through the Summer. TomBow - Birkdale. (04/05/04) 618. When Yobo scored his 2nd Everton goal in two games against Spurs I said to the arl fella in front of me "He's prolific that Yobo isn't he?" The arl fella replied "Nah - he's defo Nigerian!" Robbie G. (24/04/04) 617. Playing Charlton away. Dull game. We won 1-0 Mike Newell scored. We played shite though. Sheedy havin an unusually poor game.....some arl fella shouts "ey sheedy ya lazy cunt i'll get the ball for ya" (Sheedy failed to run on to a pass) Then some 'arl girl pipes up (and she must of been 60+) "Ay you (total silence) less of your F******* swearing ya dirty cunt...." Mass laughter in Everton away end!. Astro. (24/04/04) 616. Against Spurs. After Yobo made it 3-0 Everton, some fella stands up and shouts: "Shite this Everton" to the delight of the Lower Gwladys...I guess you had to be there. Wayne18Rooney. (12/04/04) 615. I was at the game (much needed win over Spurs) when, amongst all the slating of Jamie Redcrapp and Crater-Face Ziege when some fella behind me stood up and pointed out that Gary Doherty looked amazingly like Concorde (aka SHITHOUSE THOMPSON). I thought this was well funny at the time. Nice site fellas. Ben (12/04/04) 614. Was walking by the main stand and seen sven goran walking by. at the same time this lad to the side of me shouts PICK GEMMELL! made me laugh anyway.Barry (09/03/04) 613. Was at a game when Rideout missed a sitter with his head. Some fella behind me shouted 'fucking hell Duncan' then on realising Duncan wasn't on the pitch followed up with Mckenzie!! What a clown! Nice attempt though. Baz Mez. (09/03/04) 612. At the man ushited game, Ronalda goes past the Gwladys St. to collect the ball when the loon behind shouts "ay lady boy f... off".... beauty. Flynny. (01/03/04) 611. Fulham away in the league this year "No ground, shit fans" magic. Nick Langdon. (01/03/04) 610. A while back, playing Derby at Goodison, Pembridge had a total 'mare and got substituted. They went straight down our end and scored and some wag behind me shouts, 'blame pembridge, it's always his fuckin fault.' Class. Joe Daly. (25/02/04) 609. At the Manchester City game this season, sat in the family enclosure (stop laughing !!) . Richard Dunn's fat arse is obscuring everyone's view of the pitch when some one screams out " Oi Richie get the ale in!! " .Not quite what a reforming alcoholic wants to hear on a Saturday afternoon, but it worked. Ramone, Old Swan. (13/02/04) 608. During the recent game against Leicester, Marcus Bent was minding his own business when some lout stood up and shouted "oi marcus, is that yer name or a fuckin statement?" made me laugh anyway. James Bates. (13/02/04) 607.
Man Utd on Saturday, 3 - 0 down.....headed for a slash. The bogs were
choka but no one spoke.... Until this little lad piped up, "Dad...if
they score another one....I'm gonna go mad" Cue uproar...Brilliant.
Si. (13/02/04) 605.
Man utd game in 1st half, pops stands up and shouts "CARSLEY
YOU MAKE NYARKO LOOK CLASS!" 604. Should mention that this is the Man U 3-4 game.While queuing up for a pint at half time in the paddock some bloke shoutsout "I'm an evertonian, get me out of here!" made me laugh anyway. Rob Marwood. (10/02/04) 603. Sitting in the main stand at Analfield for the derby down towards the Everton fans. When one of the scumbags shouted to the Evertonians, "fuck off you welsh twats, fuck off back to wales. A couple of minutes later some welsh kopite by us shouted down to Tony Hibbert "you scouse bastard" what the fuck is that all about????????? Stephen Flynn. (10/02/04) 602. Playing Leeds at home last season when james milner was playing as a 16 year old he got the ball in front of us in the main stand and some wag shouts "hes a baby, hes a baby" as in reeves and mortimer on shooting stars, even milner smiled Anon. (10/02/04) 601. Was at the Man U 3-4 defeat on the 7th Feb. Coming up to first half stoppage time some fella shouts "ey Bill, get Keegan in before its too late". This was shortly followed by a groan of "I'm an Evertonian get me out of here". Gwladys street humour at its best.Ian Maxwell. (10/02/04) |