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800. Birmingham at home, Duncan was warming up by the corner flag, for obvious reasons the atmosphere was quiet. Some fella then stood up and shouted "Duncan.... (he looked)... I fuckin love you you're a god". Duncan started laughin as well as all of us! That fella who shouted it is an absolute legend! Deano. (16/05/05)

799. There was a shout at the Palace game after Vaughan had made history by a bunch of euphoric blokes outside the ground. It went something like this: "YOU CAN SHOVE WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE" Fantastic. Mike Dillon (16/05/05)

798. I was at the Bolton match this season an Nicky Hunt came over to take a throw in an some bloke shouted: "Go on Mike!" Mike Hunt! Just say it! Sam Price. (16/05/05)

797. We were stuck in Boston for the recent FA Cup clash with those horrible Mancs and went to the only pub in the city where they actually knew what footy was to watch it. There were about 40 Yank Mancs there compared to a handful of Evertonians, though none of the so-called Mancs seemed to understand the game in all honesty.
Still, despite their numerical advantage, we managed to drown out their chanting with all the typical Rooney chants. "He only scores in a brothel", "Grandma, he loves you!" and "Oh Granny boy..."
After one of Ronaldo's many dives my sister and I started singing, "Same old Man U, Always cheating..." My 9 year-old brother Dave piped up with, "Same old Rooney, always eating!"
It had all the Evertonians in the pub in stitches... and a few of the Mancs.... and the one Chelsea fan who I think may have been a little confused...Emma-Jayne Pursey. (16/05/05)

796. Me and my mate paul b lewis were at Leicester last year and Duncan Ferguson strangled the German fella. Anyway my mate paul b lewis shouts out: "Who's your favourite band dunc, the Stranglers?" The whole end was in bulk. top site lads. robbie. (16/05/05)

795. At the Crystal Palace game I was sitting in the lower Gwladys Street and it was really hot, the Palace keeper was wearing long trousers. Some lad stood up and shouted: " eh Kiraly! Why u wearing kecks? It's fucking boiling stupid tit". Then someone else stood up and said to the lad: "Well ur wearing kecks aren't u". Bart. (03/05/05)

794. We was sitting in the Park end against Bristol in the worthy cup 01 an some Bristol fan was taunting us all with a wod of notes, then the wind started howling and blew about £40 out of his hand. Both Everton and Bristol fans were pissing themselves....the best ever. DOROTHY NAVARRO. (03/05/05)

793. At the Birmingham Game in the Park end the other week, Biffa Beattie goes down injured (he’d ran about 2 yards bless him) a fella at the front stands up and shouts “Beattie, you need to drop about 2 Bra sizes, look at them man tits” had us laughin our heads off in a shit of a game. Paul. (03/05/05)

792. Picture the seen penultimate game of the 97/98 season arsenal away we are on the verge of relegation. My elder brother who is known for his ridiculous shouts, upon seeing Wenger stand up to appeal something shouts: 'Fuck off u german cunt!'' one of our mates replies: "He's French u idiot!" to which my brother replies: "I meant Overmars!" - Forgetting he is Dutch, legendary shout which he has never lived down... nice one... DAVE BENNETT (03/05/05)

791. Was at the palace game the other night and one of the palace players spooned the ball completely off target and a man in front shouts: "Benitez should sign him!" Had us all in stitches. From Toffeegurl. (03/05/05)

790. Sat in the Gwladys St at the Palace game. After yet another unnecessary stop of play from ref Uriah Rennie, one bloke's had enough and shouted: "Fuck off back to 'Ready Steady Cook' Uriah" Millysacca. (18/04/05)

789. At the home game against West Ham a few years back the Park End started singing "Going Down,Going Down, Going Down," to which the Hammers fans started singing "So are we, So are we, So are we, ". I know they are Cockneys but it made me laugh. Ray Roche. (18/04/05)

788. I was at the Charlton match and a loose ball came onto the pitch. The linesman skillfully back healed it out and a fella in upper Gwladys shouted out 'THATS TRAORE' to the tune of 'thats amore'. The whole stand was in stitches. Great site boys keep it up. Phil in Gateacre. (18/04/05)

787. During Campbell's last game against Portsmouth, the lad behind us stands up an shouts "AYE CAMPBELL PUT UR FUKIN TURNTABLES DOWN AN MOVE". Had us all in stitches. Pedro efc. (18/04/05)

786. At the Middlesbrough game back in September, some feller was giving abuse to the linesman, calling him all kinds. Next thing Franck Queudrue comes over to take a throw in. The same feller, still pissed off with the linesman shouts, "And you're a knobhead as well Quedro, yer knobhead!" Had about 14 of us cryin. Excellent site lads. Skinny. (18/04/05)

785. James Vaughan comes on to make history against Palace, as he's running on the pitch, this kid asks his Dad: "Where does this Vaughan play?" His Dad replies:" Up front.....for Man United in about 2 years time." Cookie. (12/04/05)

784. Me an a few mates went the manure game and took me mate's little brother with us. Shrek was standing by the sides during game an me mates little brother started shouting: "Wayne , Wayne , look its Wayne Rooney" Rooney turned and had a grin , must have been thinking the young blue still worshipped him. Then to our amazement little paul shouted " Yer fat Bastard " had us in stitches. Karl from the dingle. (12/04/05)

783. Me and me mate were in the Gwladys st. when we beat Southampton 2-1 the other season. it was well into the last third of the match and we were still getting beat one-nil so there was a bit of tension around the ground. The ever skillful Pembo came up against a Southampton player just outside their box when all of a sudden from behind us came a hilariously high pitched scream of "RAAAAPE HIIIM!!!!" had me and me mate pissin ourselves. Great site lads, Little Jimbo Blue. (12/04/05)

782. Being a London toffee, I had to endure the recent defeat to Blackburn on the telly. Surrounding by locals in the pub, they were in stitches when as Jon Stead was entering the frey to replace Paul Dickov, I shouted: "look, they've mis-spelt his name, they have left a "H and I out after the S". Took a while but people got there in the end! Come on you blues!! Paul Miller - New Addington (a London toffee!). (12/04/05)

781. I WAS AT ASTON VILLA LAST YEAR AND IT WAS NIL NIL AND TOMMY GRAVESEN WAS GAVE A BAD PASS TO WAYNE. THIS LAD NEXT TO ME PIPED UP: "TOMMY GRAVESEN YOU COULDN'T PASS ON MASTERMIND LET ALONE PASS WATER OR PASS A BALL YOU DAFT BALD" I WAS IN BULK. MADE A BORING GAME MUCH BETTER. I LOVE YOUR SITE. ESPECIALLY THE BLUE BLUBBER BIT. THANKS LADS. ROBBIE TERRY. EXILED SCOUSE. (12/04/05)

780. During the first half of the Bayern Munich game, one of my mates who had had to much to drink in the Royal Oak before the match said the funniest thing, Southall had just kicked the ball from his 18yard box. He said: "Wow look at the ball come down, a voice behind called out IT'S CALLED GRAVITY LAD". We all fell about laughing. great site. c o y blues. Mike Harbour. (07/04/05)

759. I was at analfield at the derby last year. Having a piss in the bog fella next to me is about to walk out when a redshite says to him: 'I was brought up to wash me hands after a piss' to which the blue replies 'Yeh, but I was brought up not to piss on me hands you filthy cunt'. Thought I'd never stop laughing!! Great site. Scouse Billy. (07/04/05)

758. After about 40 mins of the Blackburn bollocks I tried to cheer up our section of the lower Gwladys st by shouting: "we're not use to playing on that much grass." Then the fella behind me come back with "They've all got fuckin hay fever". Sadly it turned out to be the highlight of the game. Still we'll all have a laugh when we get that forth spot from bolton. Keep the faith. Jimmy Day. (07/04/05)

757. At the Blackburn game, their fans started to sing and a bloke sitting in front of me shouted: "Shut the f**k up you 2". It had all the people round us laughing even after such a crap performance. Cheers! Great site lads. Jono Burns. (07/04/05)

756. At the Blackburn game, Carsley went to take a free kick by where I was sittin. He was takin his time to take the free kick, as we were 1-0 down. We were givin 'im a bit of stick sayin stuff like 'hurry up lad' an 'come on cross it'. This fella sittin behind me though shouted 'COME ON GRAVESEN LAD, BALDY TWAT! GET IT IN THE BOX'. He looked very sheepish so I reckon he made a mistake. It ad all the paddock lavin! great site boys. Paul Killen. Everton ForEVER. (07/04/05)

755. I was at the Norwich game the other week when Delia was in the bullens. There fans where chanting her name then it all went quite and the fattest man I've ever seen stood up and said: "Delia your cheese on toast is fuc..n shite. " Quality. Jones (13/03/05)

754. Some fella who sits behind us in the park end shouts out to Noey (Pembridge) after he'd skinned 3 defenders and hit the crossbar:" Go 'ed there Noey. You're as cool as a polar bears tool." The whole end pissed themselves laughing. fuckin classic! waka parkend! (13/03/05)

753. It was the last home game before the 1995 cup final. A quiet period in the game Nev is standing on the edge of his six yard box looking like an unkempt gorilla as he peers upfield. Someone near us shouts, “ for fucks sake Nev will yer gerra wash before the cup final”. Cheers, Floridablue. (13/03/05)

752. I took my 12 year old to Blues v Notlob a few seasons ago. We won the game thanks to a Ferguson Hatrick. It was my lad's first outing in the Street and I had built it up to be a real laugh. Half-way through the second half Bolton made a substitution. A bloke by me shouted, "who's goin'off?" back came the answers, (Marc) Fish! I bet he's gutted. I bet he'll lose his place, Cod help 'im; he got battered by the boys; etc etc. My lad also used to ask why I called LFC the merde. Now he is 15 he refers to them as 'the fuckinredshite'. That's education for ya. Brian (Ashby bluenose). (13/03/05)

751. I was at the recent FA Cup game when we played those mancunians from down the east lancs road and as everyone knows it was the return of a player who left us last summer. Anyway, when I was sat there in the park end with my mum there was a man sat next to me who kept shouting things at the pitch all the time and he looked really angry. During the first half the player who left us last summer (cant say his name) was by the park end and the man sat next to me and my mum shouted 'hey ******** did that Helen McArthur use your undies as a sail to get her boat around the world', well me and my mum couldn't stop laughing for ages and I think most people seen the funny side of it. Kev. (09/03/05)

750. Charlton Athletic, me 'arl fella stands up in the middle of the lower Gwladys to shout to Richard Wright:"Fuck Off Teflon!" Curious to why he called our disastrous goalie Teflon, I asked why. "Its his gloves" he replied, "Fuck all sticks to them!". Joe O'Hare. (09/03/05)

749. At the home game v Chelsea. Father and son together in the top balcony toilets. Father shouts: 'How many times have I told you not to slide on the pee'. Paul Blue Watson. (09/03/05)

748. Against manure before the match in the main stand. After the warm up utd fans were singin and some bloke behind me goes "go on f*** off back to Cornwall" Josh Caren. (09/03/05)

747. At the Manure FA Cup match. Ferdinand walks over to collect the ball from the lower Gwladys for a throw in, when this fella gets up and shouts: "FUK YUR LIVESTRONG. WERZ YUR ANTI-DRUG BAND, SMAK 'ED." Made me laugh anyway. TRUBLUE 4EvA. (09/03/05)

746. Some fella in the Lower Gwladys on Saturday v Chelski after Riley made another terrible decision shouts: 'Riley your a fuckin disgrace to shit refs WANKER'. All of Gwladys behind the goal in bulk. Jay Size. (09/03/05)

745. I was in the parkend with 12 members of my family. 10 minutes before half time I had to go for a piss. (to many pints in the Netley). Just as I got to the steps my brother bob shouts out:"Chris me mum says 'make sure you wash your hands'." My face looked like the red shit strip. CHRIS KENNEDY. (02/03/05)

744. Everton fans singin to Norwich fans ''Premier League....Your avin a laff'', Then sum fella, Pissed as fuck, Stands up and shouts ''Call her a chef? Your avin a laff!'' - Had our section of the Upper Gwladys In bulk!! (02/03/05)

Same fella, 2 mins later, ''Delia Smith....Do us an Egg'' (not quite as funny but we were still in stitches)
UP THE TOFFEES!! NOGZIE BLUE. (02/03/05)

743. Many years ago girls used to walk around the edge of the pitch with pies and drinks, we where in Gwladys St stand when someone shouted out: "Get your tits out for the lads." To which someone else shouted: "Get your Keown out." The whole stand erupted with laughter except me, as I was only about 11 at the time. It took me a couple of years to understand. Graham Lawrenson. (02/03/05)

742. At the Everton - Newcastle game in '97 I think. Hutchison was making his debut but overall the game was woeful. Midway through the second half, Waggy has the ball ten yards outside our box looking for a pass. Earl Barrett was in his customary right full-back position and was open. Waggy held on to the ball a bit longer, still looking for a pass. A shout went up of "Earl's good," which was quickly met with a reply of "No he's fuckin' not." A line said by one but thought by many, and it livened up a particularly depressing game that finished 0-0. Great site, Benno in the US of A. (02/03/05)

741. I was in the Main Stand for the cup game with Blunderland...for about the third time in two minutes some dog of a forward takes off after the ball only to be beaten easily by a strolling Joey Yobo; A guy to my left shouts: "you’d have to set off on Friday night to beat ‘im you twat" ...lovely. About two minutes later, that Sunderland arse with the dyed blonde hair started gobbing off at Leon; the same guy shouts: “Fuck off back to Springfield Bart” Makes you proud.....Cheers. Manx Kipper. (24/02/05)

740. In game against Notts Forest, I was in the family enclosure with my son. Nigel Clough had gone back there from the shite, and was warming up on the touchline right in front of us. As he touched his toes, this 70 year old beside us shouted "Hey, Lard Arse, you wouldn't be touching your fuckin toes if you were still at the Red Shite and Jan Molby was behind you". Priceless. Fantastic site, keep it up. kwh. (10/02/05)

739. At The Sunderland game Pistone was fixing his socks. me m8 stood up and said: "Pistone! Has any one ever told you, you look like a complete twat." So hillarious. William Ball. (10/02/05)

738. ME AND MY ARL FELLA WHERE AT THE SUNDERLAND GAME SITTING IN THE LOWER GWLADYS ST, WHEN MR RENNIE GAVE ANOTHER STRANGE DECISION. MY ARL FELLA JUMPED UP AND SHOUTED "YOU'RE FUCKING SHITE REF. YOUR THE ONLY RENNIE I KNOW THAT GIVES PEOPLE HEART BURN." AT THIS POINT WE ALL PISSED OURSELVES WITH LAUGHTER. PRICELESS MOMENT. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. DAVE TOMO (10/02/05)

737. It was late on in the Charlton game and we were pressing for an equaliser.Tensions were running high. The ball went out of play and the ballboy dropped the ball as he fumbled and faffed around trying to return it. "Fuck off ballboy" shouted some bloke behind us. Poor lad, looked dead sheepish. Ray Roche. (10/02/05)

736. At the United away match and SPECTOR was coming down the wing near us, and some posh fuck from behind shouts "come on FLETCHER, send a decent cross in!" (!!!) since we were so close to him that you could read the players shirt it sums up united fans in one - they can tell their mates they went to see united at the weekend but they dont actually know who the players are! Blue Ben. (10/02/05)

735. When I were young lad, I used to have a Junior Evertonian, £3 to see Everton....class, although we were pretty shit at the time, but when we played Swindon, there was one team who were worse and we tonked them 6-2 at home. During the game we were running away with the game after they had fought back to 2-2 I think, and the Gwladys was singing: "Going Down, Going Down, Going Down!" at the Swindon lot, to which the cheeky bastards replied, "So are we, So are we!" Great site lads, keeps me in stitches all the time. Paul Dargan. (05/02/05)

734. Me mate's mum got 3 tickets to the united game this season, but unfortunately in the united end. Luckily we were only about 2 meters away from the Blue boys corner though, but it was so annoying having me Everton jersey under a jacket and a scarf so the bastards didn't start on me! Anyway there's this guy in the Everton end just above us who was wearin a suit for some reason and I'm sure he was pissed, and there's this war of words for a couple of minutes with a manc about rooney and bellion gettin swapped........then silence for a couple more minutes until the Blue goes in a cockney accent, "MANGETOUT FERGIE?" Was class. I nearly choked on my prawn sandwich (its all they sold) Ben Whitworth. (05/02/05)

732. At the Leicester game last season a bloke in front shouts to the Leicester sub after he's been warming up in front of us for most of the match "Go sit down son. He's not going to put you on, your shite." 5 mins later the player goes on and another sub starts warming up. Quick as a flash same bloke shouts: "You've no chance mate. The other idiot was stood there for 75 minutes." Steve. Cumbria. (05/02/05)

731. At the Plymouth game last saturday and this devon based blue was sittin behind me and me m8 and he stood up in da first half and sez "put ur handbag away evans" the accent was mad, me and me m8 were in stitches. ant the blue. (05/02/05)

730. I was in the Lower Bullens at the Joe Royle/Big Dunc derby in November '94. Early on, the away section were singing "You're sh*te and you know you are" which was met with the usual torrent of abuse. After we went 1-0 up and the noise had subsided a little, some wag about three rows in front of me stands up and starts singing, "We're sh*te, but we're beating you" and was then joined by dozens of others. I'm not sure what was better, the hysterics from the Blues or the complete silence from the away end. Absolutely classic and a great moment to go with a great game. Mike Southworth. (27/01/5)

729. In the recent FA Cup 3rd round match at Plymouth their fans were being very vocal in their support in the first 10 minutes. They started singing "we can't hear you over there" to the Evertonians, to which the lad sat next to me stood up and shouted "it's cos yous lot are making too much fuckin noise!". Hilarious. Keep up the good work. Anthony Landau. (27/01/05)

728. Was at the fulham game a few weeks ago when crossley baloons the ball out for a throw and he shouts "who wants it" so the fella next to me shouts "you fcukn av it" and crossley just looked over and smiled. Great site. Peter Cahill. (27/01/05)

727. Back in 97' at a manc game at Goodison, sittin in Upper Gwladys, some nasty tackles flyin in around the centre of the park. Fat lad behind us shouts... "oi roy keane you dirty bastard, i fuckin hate you!...... you're not even roy keane are you you sneaky little bastard!" had us all in stitches. Ian, Walton Vale. (27/01/05)

726. went to the plymouth game and behind me there was a very quick witted man. The plymouth fans were singin " shall we sing a song for you " all game, and he eventually stood up and shouted " its not a kareoke " they carried on singing it, so he stood up and bellowed out a Diana Ross song, had the people who heard it in stitches, great website lads, keep it up. Peter Jones. (27/01/05)

725. This year at the whitewash win at goodison over the sh*te a fella stood up in the middle of the Gwladys and shouted 'OH LIVER LIVER!!!' at this point everyone was ready to jump on him. he continued 'LIVER LIVER LIVER LIVER SAUSAGE AND MASH' and sat down. The whole section erupted in laughter. Great day!!! Big Admhez. (18/01/05)

724. Going a while back to Good Friday last year, when Naysmith had a blinder and scored that free-kick, a friend told me that a fat bloke stood up for the customary chant as Nays was bombing it down the wing, and lost his direction halfway through. It went something like this."Gary Naysmith's got new feet, got new feet, got new feet. Gary Naysmith's got new feet, on. his.. ... LEGS!" Hilarious. The Dark Man. (18/01/05)

723. Was at the Man City game. Sitting in the lower Gwladys when some fella shouts 'Oi Nige, i'll see you in the Winslow at half six mate' Had a few people laughing anyway. Michael. (18/01/05)

722. At the game last night against Pompey, an hour had passed and we were getting a little frustrated. A disturbance broke out in the back row of the Upper Bullens and 3 bizzies were on the scene. An middle aged bloke, around 50 years old was being escorted from his seat. He was clearly pissed and couldn't stand up...........The lad next to me asked what was going on and some fella behind shouted: "He's coming on for Campbell"...............Great night, great celebrations and thanks to the fit blonde bird three rows in front who found my glasses as after bedlam broke out following Ozzie's goal......Colin R Roberts. (18/01/05)

721. When we played Portsmouth I think we were all quite amazed why Campbell was playing instead of Bent... During the first half while Campbell was playing as bad as usual for the second time this season, I heard someone near by me in the Upper Gwladys call, "Campbell ya f*ckin DJ!!!" Evertonian Astley. (18/01/05)

720. One Saturday morning a few weeks ago (in late November or early December) on Talksport Radio's breakfast programme, Andy Townsend and Mick Quinn were taking 'phone calls from listeners about the Everton/RS ground-sharing issue. One Everton fan came on air and said: "I'd sooner share a sleeping-bag with John Inman than a stadium with that lot." I nearly choked on my breakfast and couldn't stop laughing for at least five minutes, and others around the country probably did too. People's Club. (12/01/05)

719. This happened at the Pompey game when Quashie went off after being 'kicked' in the head. As he's walking off the pitch some fella shouts: "What are you limping for dickhead? You've got a head injury!" Si Murray. (12/01/05)

718. when at the Derby game a posh cockney was sat near me, and he was shoutin: "Cor blimey ref u r rubbish." When he returned from the counter a scouse lad shouts in a cockney voice: " Wats dat u got der? A bovril." It had the whole stand in fits. Scott EvaNS. (12/01/05)

717. I remember sitting in the Main Stand aged about 9 or 10, and the "arl fella" next to me was effin' and blindin' about how he could do better than "these so-called fuckin' professionals, gettin' paid to kick a ball once a fuckin' week . . . etc, etc." Some bloke behind us asked the guy to keep the language down as there was a kid sitting there, to which he replied: "Yea I know; he's with fuckin' me!" Yes, 'twas my 'arl fella. Apparently you go to the match to have a good swear. Neil. (12/01/05)

716. I was at the derby a couple of weeks ago and this fella who had bin quiet all game suddenly jumped up and screamed: "I HATE YOU GERRARD". Great site lads. keep up the good work. Dava. (12/01/05)

715. Went to the Everton vs Man City game. Sitting in Lower Gwladys and Tommy and that twat Danny Mills are squaring up to each other and a guy below me shouts: "Danny, he was only asking you what barbers you use." Had the whole end in stitches. A classic moment for a classic win. BLUES FOR TITLE. M. Shrimpling. (05/01/05)

714. It was at the Last derby...Yes we Won 1-0 hahaha. Well Gerrard came over to take a throw in an some fella behind me shouts: " How's the Misses Gerrard?" He Looked. Then the fella shouted: "Tell 'er it's not 'alf hurtin an 2 Stop callin me." It was funny coz as Gerrard Ran on to the pitch he looked back and the fella had a big smile on his face. D.D. Tom L. Blue Nose. (05/01/05)

713. Walking to the Goldstone Ground (May ’80), there was a large Police presence with some on yellow motorbikes. Some wag approaches one of the coppers and says “That’s a powerful banana you’ve got between your legs”. Copper didn’t see funny side and think he got arrested. Good site, can’t be beat for humour. Stewart C Fawcett (Aylesbury True Blue). (05/01/05)

712. Was at the Villa game this season in the main stand (You know the one with they stupid pillars) and a fella a few rows in front was stuck right behind one (had been in the pub before obviously) and he stood up and shouted: "What the fuck has that been put there for?" gr8 laugh, c'mon the Toffs. EFC for the league. Ross Clark. (05/01/05)

711. At the Man City game this season when Richard "Roll Arse" Dunne gets the ball and some fella in front of me shouts "No wonder we sold you Dunne, I've seen the Isle of Man Ferry turn quicker then you." Brilliant. PHIL THE BLUE. Des McMurray. (05/01/05)

710. Writing this in response to shout 243 from John Black about andy hinchcliffe hitting a young lad in the face with the ball,,,,,,,, it was me and it fuckin hurt. that game was live as well and i got me maa to tape it. i got tickets to the next game with tottenham off hinchcliffe which was a 0-0 i think remember anderton hitting the post. remember talkin to big neville while he was sittin off before the game and parkinson was ass naked haha which was weird coz i was only 11. forever everton. (22/12/04)

709. Not sure if this quite fits but it was funny all the same. Going to the derby last year and before kick off we nipped down the Spellow for a drink. My dad goes in and I'm waiting outside by the door. The old fella who must
have been about 60 and was dressed in a suit and everything walked in there with who I presume was his son. As he was going in, he said to his son: " There better not be any red shite in here!" Classic! Luke Ashton, Widnes. (22/12/04)

708. I was watchin the Live Broadcast of the Derby on Fox Sports down here in Perth Austalia with some mates, when we hear a Toffee Fan positioned close to the speakers shout out "Fuck Arf to Chelsea Gerrard..You red twat". It was clear as day and half of Australia would have heard it. HA HA. (22/12/04)

707. I took my girlfriend to the Bolton game at the weekend, we were stood next to the Dixie Dean memorial when she asked me who it was, once I’d finished giving her the low-down she turns and asks me in the most genuine tone, “Wow, was he that big in real life”? (And yes, she is a blonde)! Darren, Runcorn. (22/12/04)

706. Was at Goodison against West Brom this season, sitting in the family enclosure with my little brother. It was his first game, so he was loving it. Pistone was having a 'mare, when this bloke stands up behind me and shout's "S'andro!, you play like ya fuckin' wife... And she's shit aswell!" It was hilarious... not the family atmosphere my brother expected!! Mike. (22/12/04)

705. At the Everton - Arsenal game. Rooney scores that memorable wonder goal. We went to the Winslow after the match for a pint. When everyone was reading the Pink Echo and it was dead quiet, I stood on a table and looked at a picture of Rooney on the telly and shouted "Rooney, I'd walk a hundred miles over burning hot coals just to stick pins in your shit." And sparked off the biggest chorus of "Rooney, Rooney Rooney." with about 200 Pink Echo's being waved in the air. Great Site. Keep up the good word. PHIL THE BLUE. (20/12/04)

704. At the Fulham game last season at Loftus Road, the Fulham 'fans' start chanting 'FULHAM, FULHAM'. Then some bloke behind me shouts, 'Yer only hear cos you can't afford fuckin Chelsea tickets, yer Cockney wankers.' It made me laugh! Chris Fennell-Whomsley. (20/12/04)

703. At the leicester away game a few seasons ago, after the game some fat Leicester fan in the crowd was taunting the evertonians by waving a bunch of 10 quid notes. My mate stands up and shouts, 'that won't last you 5 minutes in Burger king u fat bastard!', everyone who heard was pissing themselves. DANNY (20/12/04)

702. At the newcastle game last sunday and we just parked up in the bus outside the stadium and there's 2 police horses stood in the central reservation and the dude behind me sat forward and said "oh look, its ruud van nistlerooy" had the bus in stitches. and then to top it off, he wound down the window and said to the nearest bizzy, "since when did ruud van nistlerooy get a part time job as a police horse?", copper was pissin himself. classy site, keep it up lads. Jon Martin. (20/12/04)

701. This is going back years, but at a man utd game, back in the day of cantona and all that, barry horne orne took a crak from 20 or so, and completely skewed it wide, mate next to me pops up "ooh ahh cantona, we've got barry horne!" great site lads. N. Parsons. (20/12/04)

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