Me 'arl Fella's Shouts 9
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We want you to let us know what the fans shout at the match, now or in the past. You all know a fan who sits near you & gives the team or ref the verbal's. Or maybe that fan is you. Let us know what you shout. There is a fan who sits through the match, & says nothing, until something happens & he explodes. Let us know what he shouts. We want the funny shouts. We want the emotional shouts. We want the dick 'ed shouts. We want to be alone! So send them in to Me 'arl fella's shouts 900. We were playing the shite. I was sat in the Paddock, Nigel Clough was on the ball. This lad behind me stands up and shouts “Clough your Dads a piss head”, sits down for a second then stands up again and shouts “hang on a second, so is mine”. Had me laughing. Jon, Frodsham. (29/11/05) 899. It was at the Boro game just gone (Nov 2005), I'd taken my best mate to her first match, and the blues were 1-0 up. An optimistic long ball across the field towards the Bullens road touch line, right at the street end saw Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink running at full pelt towards us only to not get there in time to keep the ball in play. After the inevitable "woohay" had died down, some bloke with curly hair and a moustache stood up and shouted: "Fat Arse" at Hasslebaink. The timing was perfect, we were all in stitches. Rich. (29/11/05) 898. Sitting in the Hawthorns, think we were only 1-0 down at the time. The West Brom fans start singing "Kilbane is an Albion Fan"...to which some fella behind us shouted "Ya's can have him!". Made us all laugh, and think it summed up every Evertonians feelings about him! Kris Hutchinson. (29/11/05) 897. In an unmemorable game during Dave Watson's stint as caretaker manager, Paul Rideout skews a shot toward the corner flag. Some fella pipes up: "No wonder your going to China with those eyes." Made me laugh anyway. Carl S. Winsford. (29/11/05) 896. quite a few years ago when I was queuing for cup tickets in Bullens road,and the rain was coming down,it was cold but we were all singing to keep warm,when along came this W.P.C. on horse back who was sneezing and blowing her nose,all of a sudden a voice from the queue said "what's up queen? You look really tired and worn out" to which a prompt reply from the same bunch of blokes said " you'd look tired with that thing between ya legs for two hours", the W.P.C. turned the horse and promptly went off down Bullens Road smiling. Bryan Russell. (29/11/05) 895. We were on the coach, on the way to West Brom away, when everyone was singing, but it went quiet for about 5 mins.Then out of nowhere some fella shouts: " I wanna chock-ice" in the Little Britain voice. everyone on the coach were pissing themselves. Quality website. Michael Hanlon. (22/11/05) 894. Heard this one against Middlesbro. "fukin 'ell Bent, the ref could beat you in the air." LATCHMAC. (22/11/05) 893. At the carling cup match v Middlesborough. when the little kid ran on the pitch (class!) and when the steward had hold of the kids arm walking him off the pitch, Gwladys street started chanting "let him go, let him go, let him go," !!!!!!! Almost as class as the kid!! My laughing defo drowned out my sorrow at the result! Moira. (22/11/05) 892. Gwladys street end against Wigan, Arteta was lining up for a free kick on the edge of the area in front of us. The wall seemed to be too close and a guy next to me shouted: 'You call that 10 yards? I'd like to see your 6 inches!" No one really heard, but I thought it deserved a bit of credit. Alex Edey, Preston. (22/11/05) 891. MAN CITY LAST YEAR, CITY FANS ARE TRYING TO GIVE US STICK SO WE SING: "THERES ONLY ONE HAROLD SHIPMAN." AS IF THAT WASNT FUNNY ENOUGH WE FOLLOWED IT ALL 3000 OF US WITH: "HEY HAROLD SHIPMAN. OOH, AHH, I WANNA KNOW IF YOU KILLED MY NAN." CLASS. EVEN CITY BOYS WERE IN BULK. TOP SITE LADS. REGARDS IAN D. TRUE BLUE. (05/11/05) 890. In Park end against the shite last season (next to the away fans. All from wales) a red fan stood up and shouted: "Your so shite. You have Lee Carsley whereas we have steven gerrard." Cars soon shut him up. Got me first season ticket this year, as I am only 13. Nice site lads you doing a great job. Blue till I die. David Myers. (02/11/05) 889.
During the mid 90's when Royle was gaffer, sat in the lower Gwladys
with this fella in front going ape shit at that little baldy hitler
of a ref, 888.
Listening to the Birmingham game on internet radio, Radio City forgot
to cut the commentators' mic during halftime. Co-commentator and one
of my heroes, Barry Horne, was heard saying "I fucking hate those
brummies!" Classic. Later during the break, when he came back
with the tea and pasty he said, "I risked life and fucking limb
to get these". I know I wasn't the only one who was laughing,
the others in IRC were in 877. At the Birmingham away game last saturday and some little arl fella about 60 was sitting next to me. He hadn't said anything all game. just sat there silent. One of the Birmingham fans was banging on the wall to the right of us and it was about 20 mins into the game and it was silent. Next minute the arl fella just out of the blue stood up and went: "Will you shut up ye noisy b*stard." and sat back down again... Had everyone in stitches.Ste, West Derby. (02/11/05) 876. I was at the Everton Vs Villareal game, couldn't get a seat in the Gwladys street and was extremely gutted but we managed to get a seat in good ole family enclosure. Once the game started the atmosphere got better thanx to these lunatic men behind me they got us all going. Anyway Villareal aKa (Collina's teams) just scored and it shut us all up and the villareal fans were cheering. Well as everyone new not a lot of villareal fans where there. So one man stands up just as they scored and shouts " Ey you lot shut the FU*K up before i rob ya minibus. Got everyone around in stitches was my highlight of the match anyway. keep up good work great site. Matty. (02/11/05) 875. Watching the Bolton game in me local and when that lazy bastard Pistone got taken off on the stretcher, everyone in the pub cheered and some fella went "TAKE HIM STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKIN AIRPORT". Dani Latham, West Derby. (02/11/05) 874. Me & my brother Christopher were sitting in our usual seats in the Park End at the last home league game against Wigan. There was about 15 minutes to go and we were 1 down to the pie-munchers and chasing an equaliser. The Wigan fans were in full voice as the Goodison crowd were scratching their heads thinking 'What the fuck is going on?'. Most of the fans were getting frustrated. Then some young kid who sits with his dad in the row in front was obviously bored shitless watching the game so was fooling around & making stupid noises only for his 'arl fella to grab him by the scruff of the neck and say 'Fuckin behave you or I'll bring you back here on Thursday'. The kid didn't say another thing till the final whistle, we were pissing ourselves till it sunk in we'd just been beat by Wigan at home. In case you wanted to know, we sat in our seat again at the Bucharest game and the man & his lad never showed..... David Keeley, Halewood. (02/11/05) 873. I was at the Everton-Chelski game at Goodison last season and believe it or not I heard a good one from in the Family Enclosure! Some young lad, none older than 17, stood up when their keeper was injured. Damien Duff was standing at the touchline while Carsley was holding the ball waiting for throw. This young lad has a little bit of a stare and banter with Duff and then comes out with " Oh F**K off Duff you little bean eyed pixie!" had us in tears as Duff seemed rather upset with the comment! Good site boys. Ste L from Litherland. (08/10/05) 872. We were away at QPR in 1995, when Brett Angel did a really bad tackle, all the Everton fans started shouting - OFF, OFF ,OFF ,OFF - Big Nev was in bulk. Blue4ever. (08/10/05) 871. I work at manchester airport near to where Concorde is being exhibited, I was walking through the terminal the other day when I see redshite big nose phil thompson signing an autograph for some tosser. Given that the day before we'd been beaten by Citeh and I'd had grief from the red gobshites all morning (despite their own 4-1 loss, once a red gobshite, always a gobshite) I was less than impressed. as I walk past there's a bunch of blues looking like they're about to fly-off somewhere who hadn't noticed him (how not with that great conk i'll never know!). So spotting an opportunity not to missed I pipe up with, 'Phil fucking thompson, Concorde's at the end of the runway you big nosed get' before we can laugh, one of these lads turns around and says, 'and Phil, can you make sure you walk down the centre of the runway to get there' old big nose looked pig sick and had nothing to come back with on that, we all almost pissed ourselves! top site lads, cheers Ant, Chorlton Blue. (08/10/05) 870. Exiting the Park End after the Wigan defeat and loads of Wigan fans, or FuckinSheepShagginChavs as i like to call them, were shouting the odds at their sudden rise to prominence and our fall from grace. One fat fella in particular had a very very big cake hole which he was loving letting everyone know about the current situation! As he stood there mocking one of my mates shouts at him "fuck off you fat egg chasin twat, your bird stinks of Holland's pies!" which shut him right up. I thought it was quite funny myself as i will when we come out of our slump and twat them cunts at the JJ fuckin B!. BlueSte. (08/10/05) 869. at Shite Heart Lane, poor game and the Spurs fans are singing as the match ends. Their songs turn to chants as they spot a few Everton fans leaving... 'Leave our fucking cars alone, leave..our fuck-king..cars a-lone'. Even the Everton fans were laughing, the chant came from nowhere. I fuckin hate Spurs, at least Lesbo Ferdinand is no longer around though! Great site lads, all the others fan sites are moan & groans, we need to get behind the lads now more than ever. Come on Everton, get some pride back in your game! Always ABlue - Big Dunc's greatest fan, Dubai. (08/10/05) 868. At Selhurst park watching the Toffees beat Wimbledon 2-1 the week after Di Canio got in trouble for pushing ref Paul Allcock onto his arse. Allcock books Dacourt meaning he'd be suspended for Everton's next game, at home against the shite. Everyone realised this as it happened and the groans of disapproval rang out around the stand. As the grumbles died down one smart arse shouts out, "All Cock, no balls". The laughter was only drowned out when Unsworth crossed the ball with pace and Dunc clattered it with typical style past Sullivan. Still makes me smile today that All cock shout though. Robbie Brady. (08/10/05) 867. Quite a few years back, in the 80's, we were at a game, can't remember which when the ref makes another bad decision. "Hey ref." me mate shouts " You're incontinent!" We all look at each other confused....."and you're an incompetent bastard as well" when he'd realised what he'd said. Left us in tears. Still remember that line to this day. Tony Peters. (08/10/05) 866. I was at the Bucharest game the other nite and we were all gettin a bit pissed off coz we couldn't hit a barn door. Some woogly character behind me and me mate, stood up and shouted '' Ey Moyes giz me boots, I'm playin''! I was in bulk he was being totally serious. Come on you blues and lets all get behind Moyesy. Luv Ya Site!!! Big Sack Cullen (08/10/05) 865. At the Bucharest game, about half way through the 1st half and Weir stands on the touchline waiting to be brought on. While everyone is discussing who will be brought off some legend shouts "Ferrari's got a puncture" Had everyone around us in stitches for about 10 mins. Great site lads. Everton Youth. (08/10/05) 864. At the recent Portsmouth match, I was sitting in Upper Gwladys St and it was Nuno Valente's debut. Within the first minute or so, Nuno controlled a simple pass and some fella a few rows back shouts, "Thank fuck for that, he's already better than Pistone! Unfortunately that was the best bit of the game! Roey. (08/10/05) 863. Not so much a shout, but a bloody funny event. At the Bucharest game at Goodison and the goalies are warming up taking shots at each other. In the lower gwladys, this fella gets his chippy out of a bag and starts to dig in. Nigel Martyn hits a shot wide of the goal and the ball flies into the stand and knocks this guy's chips right out of his hand! After the guy threw his fork onto the pitch in frustration and has something to say, Nige jogs over to the fella and says sorry. Me and me mates sitting in the upper gwladys were pissin ourselves laffin! Rob McG. (08/10/05) 862. Recently at the Villareal game, In the second half just as we looked to start to gain grip on the game the ball goes out for a throw to the Spanish beauts. A lad no older than 15 seized the opportunity to hurl abuse at the long haired Argentine puff. So as Sorin picked up the ball the youngster shouts: " SORIN YA SMACKHEAD!" very funny moment, KEEP THE FAITH! PaulKavEFC4Life. (08/10/05) 861. Sitting in the lower Gwladys at the Palace game and Uriah rennie gave a dodgy decision when some fella jumped up and shouted "YOUR FUCKIN SHIT RENNIE" then he goes "U WERE FUCKIN SHIT IN THE GREEN MILE ASWELL." Elizaglenn. (08/10/05) 860. When we played Palace their keeper had some tracksuit bottoms on and everyone was asking: Where did you get yer trackies from, Matalan?" Best was when Vaughn scored though and everyone chanted:"You can stick your wayne rooney up your arse, you can stick your wayne rooney up your arse". that or "champions league, we're having a laff, champions league, were having a laff". Top day in the sunshine...macca. (08/10/05) 859. At the blackburn game, me and my mate were near the top of the Darwen stand and all of us and the boys who went down there were up singing their hearts out and a little old man behind us sang: 'Sit down, coz I wanna watch the match' in the tune of stand up if you love the blues. Funny day. Shite display. Andy the young blue. (08/10/05) 858. Was at the Palace match when Jimmy Vaughan scored his first of many. Seconds after the crowd dies down sum fella in front shouts: "Colleen is a slapper, she watches loads of porn, and when she's shaggin Rooney, she thinks of James Vaughan!" the whole of the back of the Gwladys was in bulk. Beasty site lads. Nick Nolan, Lydiate. (08/10/05) 857. At the Villareal home game, me and my bessy mate Billy Bullens where in the family enclosure and that Argie bastard Forlan was taking a throw in and I shouted "Hey Forlan, you go down quicker than the Belgrano". Some wag shouted "He's from Uruguay you dozy c**t". Me and Billy pissed ourselves laughing at the ignorant t**t for the rest of the game. Great site, keep up the good work. Dave the rave. (08/10/05) 856. This is going back a few years, but at a man utd game, back in the day of Cantona etc, Barry Horne, horne, horne, fired a shot from 20 yards ish! and completely skewed it wide, mate next to me pops up: "Who needs Cantona, we've got Barry Horne!" David Skinner. (08/10/05) 855. Watched the England - Switzerland Euro 2004 game at a corporate event down in "dat der london". Gary Richardson (BBC) and Jack Charlton were the guests. After the game - and a number of large brandies - Jack took questions. Some wag asked - "its rumoured you and your brother don't get along?". Jack's response: "Bollocks. Me and our kid get along just fine ... It's his fucking wife I can't stand". Martin Liptrot. (08/10/05) 854. When I was at the Portsmouth game and we were playing terrible a man behind me with two young children said, "the problem is our midfield is mediocre". The youngest child asked, "what does that mean" but before the dad could answer the elder one said "shite". Whilst this may be symptomatic of the modern education system, it made us all laugh. Jimmy B. (01/10/05) 853. At the Wigan game Henri Camara hit a shot in to the crowd and this quick witted Evertonian shouted back "You had no focus then did ya" but the best moment was only one Evertonians got it and the laughter came when he said it aloud. IN MOYES WE TRUST. Meldjohnson (01/10/05) 852. Portsmouth 2-1 last season, Kevin Campbell's swansong. The Upper Gwladys was giving Campbell loads when one irate fella screams "I remember when all you fuckers loved him! Shut the fuck up and get behind the fuckin team!" and the arl fella next to me goes "I'll get behind him with a fuckin shotgun lad!" Laughed, I nearly cried. Shame the same match this season was so shite. Newtjedi. (01/10/05) 851. At the palace game at home last season, sitting in the Gwladys Street n some fella from a couple rows behind stands up n shouts to the palace keeper "TAKE YA TRACKIE BOTTOMS OFF LAD ITS FUCKIN ROASTIN!" couldnt stop laughin! Love the site ONCE A BLUE ALWAYS A BLUE.... Sammy x (01/10/05) 850. Villarreal game a fella pipes up to Forlan: "Fuck off you Argentinean knob head", from somewhere across the back of the Gwladys fella says: "He's not from Argentina". Give it about 10 seconds and the response is a sulky: " Well he's still a knob head" Steve, Bebington. (25/09/05) 849. I tried to be involved with a chant in the Park End but couldn't stop laughing during the midweek home win against the Manc Scum. After a chorus of the usual banter between the sides and the recent comments about the city from Boris Johnson the noisy orrible manc bastards commenced "One Boris Johnson, There's only one Boris Johnson" the look on their face when one fella screamed, "One Harold Shipman…There's only one Harold Shipman" I knew we were witty and evil, but the look on the manc's faces told me that was one of the best they'd heard. Stunned and Silent - Just as we like them….minus the fire! Blue For Ever…PK. (25/09/05) 848. I remember watching useless Paul Holmes warming up by the corner flag one afternoon in his number 28 shirt, when this guy close by shouts "twenty eight... the fucking ball boy's number twenty six". You had to be there. Alan Wainwright. (25/09/05) 847.
There’s a wag in row E of the Park End who used to shout Dodgy Keeper
at every visiting goalkeeper. David James smiled at this insult. David
Moores. (25/09/05) 845. At the Pompey game, during the first half, a fan a few rows behind me in the park end, stood up and shouted, "Oi! ref, are you for real or are you Collina in disguise?" Jeff Banks. (17/09/05) 844. Me and the boys were in the pub watching the first game of the season against the manc shite. The usual manc chants were doin the rounds when Darren Fletcher came on the screen and some old seadog behind us shouts, "I'LL 'AVE YOU FLETCHER"! Fuckin class! Zinedene Kilbane. (17/09/05) 843. I was at the Udinese pre season match sittin in lower Gwladys street next to a load of lads and it was in the second half when Udinese brought their number nine on. Someone shouted "ay numba 9 av u met our numba nine? He'll knock you're fucking teeth out ." Bluenose Babe Faye Wavertree. 13. (17/09/05) 842. At the Liverpool Match (Carsley's match) my dad shouted "FUCK OFF FUCK OFF OUT OF GOODISON PARK OR YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN YOU'LL NEVER WALK AGAIN" Me and the rest of Gwladys Street were pissin ourselves. TOMMY. G. (17/09/05) 841. Sitting in the mainstand last season against chelsea (at home) and are fans are silent because were defending most of the game and then Bent gets the ball running at the chelsea back 4 and some arl guy behind us stands up and shouts: "Show them what ya get for half a million." Had our row in tears ha. Good site every1 keep it up. THX. Brewy. (17/09/05) 840. Years ago, March 1985 and we had just drawn against Ipswich in the FA Cup, Sheedy scored in both sides of the goal from a free kick, after the first attempt was ruled out. Afterwards in the old Toffee shop on Goodison Road, it was packed to the rafters with everyone trying to get served and only one old lady on duty trying to hold back the baying mob. Then this particularly tasty young shop assistant appeared behind the counter and shouts sarcastically: "Does anybody want serving"? One wag pipes up, quick as a flash, "No, we're all stood here looking at you, you soft cow"! Even that frosty old lady that worked behind the counter managed a smile. Dermot from Dublin. (09/09/05) 839. Chuckle Neville comes over to collect the ball for a throw-in and the bloke a couple of rows back shouts "Oi yer Manc smack-head, your kid's a scouser now so fuck off". Chuckle took the throw and turned round and the bloke was still stood up with his arms wide open as if to say 'Yeah, it was me, now fuck off'. Chuckle just trotted off. Chris Jones. (09/09/05) 838. Halftime are the Utd game and we're watching hit the bar, well the bar never got hit but some nice finishing. Me mate shouts 'Wish our strikers could finish like that'. Dave. (09/09/05) 837. Villareal (you know the date!). TBBM (the Bloke behind me) Paddock, row 7 seat 195 if you must know, shouts out 'Oi, Ref, I've only got ONE word to say to you.....get a f***ing grip of them will ya?' ! Made me laugh anyway! Steve, exiled Blue, Nottingham. (09/09/05) 836. We were at the Villareal home game and Pistone was havin a worse than usual poor game. He made so many mistakes that half way through the second half, this fella behind me stands up and shouts "Get the Fcuk out of my life!!!". Class moment which lightened up a nerve wracking game! Andy Roberts, Neston. (09/09/05) 835. Sat in the Gwladys St. last season against Chelski. Mutu came down by the corner flag and the lad behind us jumps up and shouts “MUTU! YOU ROMANIAN BALLSCRATCHER!” He me and every1 round us pissin ourselves. Quality. Keep da faith. Tommy Dumbell, Frodsham. (09/09/05) 834. First home game of season 91/92 against Spurs, stood in St End when Spurs manager Terry Venables rushes to touchline to shout instructions following Everton's second goal, St End responds with the chant of " EL TEL SUCK MY BELL ". Fucking Ace. Kenzdominic. (01/09/05) 833. After the Villa Real game, just got out of the gwladys an dese 2 fella's started singin oh manchester is full of shit. Everyone bein in a bad mood no one joined and den out of no were my mate shouts "Give it a rest u bell ends" and they shut up straight away quality. DAY K TILL I DIE EFC. (01/09/05) 832. At the Villarreal game, I was sat in the Family Enclosure. About 3 seats across from me was what looked like a mild mannered bloke, until a long haired Villareal sub starts warming up just in front of us. The guy suddenly explodes screaming 'Oi, tatty head! Get your 'air cut!'. Me and my brother burst into tears, quality moment in a dismal 2nd half. Gareth Evans. (01/09/05) 831. After the ref made yet another shocking decision and awarded Villareal a free-kick for minimal contact, a fella stood up and shouted "You blind bald-headed bastard!". An inspired shout from a guy who was bald as a coot and was wearing some of the thickest milk bottle glasses I've ever seen! Paul, Cumbria. (01/09/05) 830. I work with a lad who is also a blue, and a season ticket holder. A few seasons ago after a home game versus the barcode army he was outside the ground when one witty geordie decided to come up to him giving it the old " ey,ey,ey calm down,calm down!" routine.To which my mate replied "i'm from leeds you fucking idiot".Had the whole street in tears including the geordie clowns mates. Huddersfield blue. (01/09/05) 829. This is going back a while... away to Oxford, I think it was 86/7 season, Kevin Brock was on the pitch receiving some award before the game. My mate Kevin Mac starts with 'Pass the ball back, pass the ball back, pass the ball back Kevin Brock', in no time the whole away end was singing. Give him his due, Brocky laughed and gave us a wave. Peter. (01/09/05) 828. At the Udinese, pre-season sitting in lower Gwladys, when Uriah Rennie (referee) walks past when some fella shouted: "Alrite Derek! How's big brother going." Had everyone pissing themselves. by born a blue die a blue. (18/08/05) 827. Home against Southampton and we were sittin by the southampton fans. They were all singin "Oh when the saints go marching in" for about the 200th time that game (ah well they're like the kopites, only know 1 song). When it started to die down one Southampton fan stands up and sings the first line on his own to which an Everton fan stands up and screams: "fuck off!", which soon shut the Southampton fan up!!! Class. Sobesu. (18/08/05) 826. I was at the Norwich game last season and to be totally honest the crowd wasn't up to much. Then all of a sudden some drunk fella stands up and starts shouting: "Delia! Call y'self a chef delia? Boil us an egg." Cue laughter. I'm 13 and just got me first full season ticket (got half one last year). Nice site lads. JOHN SEASON TICKET HOLDER GREENWAY. (18/08/05) 825. I was recently at the Motherwell game for the friendly. The Motherwell fans went 2 fergie as soon as he came on. You'll neva play 4 scotland... You'll neva play 4 scotland... na na na. So in reply some fella by us jumps up n goes: "WHO THE FUCK WUD WANT 2... WHO THE FUCK WUD WANT 2... na na na. Classic moments. EFC 4 life til i die. Once a blue always a blue. KOPITES ARE GOBSHITES. Marston. (18/08/05) 824. At the man u game the police came snoopin round after a few punches were thrown when the fella a few seats behind sings out 'who let the pigs out' to the tune of who let the dogs out. was classic. jak. (18/08/05) 823. WE WERE AT THE MANURE GAME, WHEN LARDY ARSE SHREK COMES WADILING DOWN THE WING GETTING THE USUAL STICK WHEN A LAD OF ABOUT 7 SHOUTS: "QUICK EVERYONE COVER YOUR PIES." A CLASS MOMENT IN A CLASS GAME. JOHN BLUENOSE GREENWAY. (10/08/05) 822. I was going to my first ever Everton match. I was about 6 years old. We were walking through Stanley park and my dad says to me: "There's anfield." and I said: "Oh yer I can see the lines on the pitch!" I was looking at the Sunday league pitch in front of me!! I still get stick about it 10 years later. Andy Morris Wavertree. (10/08/05) 821. Looking at the shout item and remembered a genius remark from a fan in the Gwladys street against Chelsea last season……it goes something like this…………….." Lampard, go back to being a f**king pedophile you prick, you’re not worth the spunk on the end of my knob!" Keep up the good work. Regards, Wes D. (10/08/05) 820. Walking back down Wembley way following our win in 95, some mancs started giving it the big one that we were lucky and a poxy little team.....pre match there had been a legends match between us and the manure which we won too.....anyway, me ald fella pipes up with: "Shut up ya manc p!@Ck, ya's couldn' t even win the ald arses match!"....Blindin, half of Wembley way in bulk, half quiet as a mouse. Chris Skidmore, Bootle. (10/08/05) 819. Last season at the Everton v Spurs (robbed) game, I was in the main stand waiting in line for the bog next to John Parrot when some kid about 14 years old spots him and shouts: "Alright John! Nice cueing action". The hole queue nearly pissed itself. johnnyrebs. (10/08/05) 818. Arsenal away this season, and Steve Watto gets done for pace again by the whole Arsenal team, one of the lads pipes up, "Bloody hell Watson, the London Eye turns faster than you". The whole row was in stitches. Great site lads, keep up the good work. Brian Anjo. (10/08/05) 817. Walking back down Wembley way following our win in 95, some mancs started giving it the big one that we were lucky and a poxy little team.....pre match there had been a legends match between us and the manure which we won too.....anyway, me ald fella pipes up with: "Shut up ya manc p!@Ck, ya's couldnt even win the ald arses match"....blindin, half of wembley way in bulk, half quiet as a mouse. Chris Skidmore, Bootle. (05/07/05) 816.
At old trafford during the nil-nil against the soon to be manchester
red n white socks in our brilliant season (tim's debut too, good day).
Some fat manc was waving a £20 note at us singin the typical
dole and get a job 815. I was at a Everton vs Manchester City pre-season friendly about 8 years ago. The gladiator 'desiel' was there about 6 rows infront of me and I was about 7 years of age, and I stood up and shouted 'desiel' and his bodyguards spoke to him and he turned around to wave politely. Then about 5 seconds later I stood up and shouted 'Unleaded' and his 'friends' fell about in laughter as did me and my uncle. It was the highlight of what was a dull game. Danny ob life long blue. (05/07/05) 814.
In a bar in dublin watchin the boro away game on sky (going to a concert)
we were all bladdered on the 813. Sat behind the goal at Elland Road for the semi-final against Spurs in '95, as Ian Walker jogged towards the goal just before kick off some bloke sat a couple of rows behind me shouted out "Your Dad's a wanker !!". Everyone around us cracked up. Nick McKeown. (18/06/05) 812. On the way back from the Bolton game we were all having a sing song when all of a sudden a 12 year old lad called james came out with "Colleen is a slapper she can't stop fanny fartin but when she's shaggin rooney she thinks of Nigel Martyn". Had the bus cryin. T. Martin. (18/06/05) 811.
Stuck in heavy traffic on the fulham palace road after
what can only be described as a San Marino - World Cup qualifier like
performance, the mood on our coach was nevertheless bouyant... champions
league were avin a laugh etc. A bout of "wer all goin on a european
tour" broke out. Just as it died down one of the older gentlemen
on the coach, who has brilliant comedy timing but dosent know it says
"who's robbed my quiche!?!" which i'm sure 810. Newcastle last home game. In the park end and Newcastle fans were holding their shoes in the air singing: "Show your shoes if you love the toon". Mid way through the second half this fella next to me (he'd had one to many changs) gets up and shouts: 'SHOW YOUR COCK IF YOUR TWO NIL UP.' Pissed myself laughing!! twiggy (01/06/06) 809. Sat watching the Man U game this season in Upper Bullens. Heard some obvious "1st game Manc" making up some shite song about Heinze being a class German or something! Then the bloke next to me pipes up: "He's fuckin Argentinean! u cockney,manc cunt." After that this bloke hammered him all game sending the Manc into silence especially when Big Dunc broke the net! John Buz. (01/06/05) 808. At the Palace game at home sitting in the family enclosure and one of their players dives. The ball went out for a throw. Pennant was standing in front of us an me dad stood up an shouted: "Ye he's fuckin divin not drivin." (about pennent) About 15 people near us started laughin. STE. (01/06/05) 807. When we were sittin in the Gwladys street the other week against the brummy's, Pennant was gonna take a corner and was takin ages, so some fella stood up and said: "Hurry up u wanka. You've gotta be home by 6 u piss ed. LoL. Terry Monaghan (01/06/05) 806. Chelsea at home this season sat in the paddock. The linesman's been giving Ball sorts of bad decisions-after missing a blatant offside one fella pipes up: "OI LINEO! JOIN IN OR FUCK OFF." That shout's become a bit of a tradition now. Ben Russell. (01/06/05) 805. I was at the pompey away game this season and the ref was having a bad game and the pompey scum were singin: "Ow much for the referee? Ow much for the referee?" When the pompey fans had shut up about the ref some Evertonian shouts: "Ow much 4 the caravan? Ow much 4 the caravan?" Had us all in stitches. Play up Everton!!! WllghbyLin. (20/05/05) 804. At the Boro game last season (1-1), and the lad next to me in the paddock shouted at Queudrue when he came over to take a throw in " aye you...fuck off you ugly bastard, your scaring the kids sitting down here" He also went on to say that our next shirt sponsors should been durex condoms....at least there longer lasting then the pile of shite that were playing last season! LondonBlue. (20/05/05) 803. At the Brum game Dunc was warming up by the corner flag during the 1st half. A fella in the family enclosure shouts out "Duncan, Duncan". Big Dunc looks round and the fella says "I love you Duncan", to which Dunc gives a little smile and trots off back down the touchline. Paul Reynolds. (20/05/05) 802. At Blues v Utd, not the crappy cup one, But DUNCS Utd game. Sitting next to goal in Park End and Shrek has the ball. Gets the obvious abuse from everyone, when the guy behind us stands up and yells "Just break his leg, End of!" Our part of stand in stitches, until it turned to screams as the big man headed us into Europe. from PARKENDHAT! (20/05/05) 801. At the birmingham game the other week some fella was givin the away fans some stick so they started to chant "you've got the biggest glasses in the world, you've got the biggest glasses in the world" etc. The fella then sat down and didn't say anything for about ten minutes so the brummies then started singing "were only takin the piss, were only takin the piss, the piss, were only takin the piss". Bad game but still funny! Peter Cahill (no relation to tim). (20/05/05) |