Just a Taster After bluekipper's piece on the so called journalist and radio Commentator Alan Green at the weekend, a flood of mails once again came into us. Just a taster below of some of your responses, and I think its best that we put this fat overpaid under skilled journalist to bed now: * Why am I paying a licence fee to support that fat cunt Green? Gobshite (Dino) * Oh my God!!!! (sorry didn’t see the need for an OMG there) Alan Green, who by the way I hadn’t seen a picture of until reading the blue kipper pages today, He looks like a minion of the Anti-Christ! I think he should be looking a little bit more closer to home when it comes to delusions. “We’ll win the league this year” I constantly hear from my Liverpool supporting buddies, sorry used to hear. For a team that have been in 2 Champions League Finals in the past 3 years, shouldn’t they at least be in the top 3 showing better form than to draw at home against the likes of Wigan and Birmingham? They are not going to win the league for at least another 20 years and their over zealous fans need to get this through their skulls. They may be able to do it on the European stage, but in the Premiership, sorry but they’re “has beens”. Progress is more important to clubs that have suffered in recent years, and to say Everton are making progress on a small budget is an understatement. It must kill Green to admit that Everton are on the rise again. Let’s hope he can one day try!! Andrew Gilligan * Also worth noting on 65 minutes in the chelsea semi when Cole scored...Green - 'can I be the first to state that everton's season is now officially over' There's no need to elaborate on what a tit this makes him. I just don't understand how the bbc employ someone as poor at their job as this man. John Oliver * I've been getting angrier and angrier about Alan Green for years. We hear far too much of his opinion and not enough about the facts of the event that he's commentating on. Combine this tendency with his fixed ideas about certain referrees and clubs and you have a formula for lecturing not reporting. For example, he's clearly got a bee in his bennet about Steve Bonnet (If you see what I mean...) - so badly that any decision is derided on prime time radio with a sneer "What does he think he's doing...?" It's complacency of the highest order because he doesn't need to justify his views, just spout them. His attitude to Everton is another example. No matter what the team serve up, it's never good enough and certainly not a patch on any of the so called top four. Our team looked 'beaten' against Chelsea as soon as the goal went in. The relish with which he said it came through the pores of his skin and loud and clear over the radio. His comments on our stadium are typical. He never misses a chance to let us know that he's having to move his head in order to commentate. If I earned as much as he does and had to move my head every few minutes, you'd hear no complaints. But it's far too much trouble for him. Seems that he thinks that Everton owe him an unobscured view as if were his right. And take his regular comment "But hey! Nobody listens to anything I say..." If that's genuine modesty, then I'm a f*****g banana. That's the comment of someone who thinks his opinions are so influential and important that he'd better try to appear a little self-effacing. Makes me want to puke. I have no problem with you worshipping at the altar of ManU and the RS, Mr Green but leave your bias at the door when you commentate on other clubs - it's called being a professional. Which is the last description I would apply to you. Here's a suggestion that might help you be a better commentator. Report the facts and keep your opinions to yourself - at least for the majority of your stints at the microphone. As it is, next time that pillock comes on to 5 Live to commentate on an Everton match, I'm switching to Ceefax - at least it'll be fair and unbiased. Great site and a genuine pick-me-up on a busy day. Keep up the good work. Martin Garrity * Alan green is a gobshite, COYB Neil Martin * Our BBC licence fee's pay this anally retentive cockspanners wages, and as such he should realise he has a duty to be professional and unbiased in his public views of any team. Sadly, like so many other people with an output in the sporting media he doesnt seem to have a bloody clue what he's talking about. Ever done any coaching Mr. Anal Green? Or laced your boots up week in week out and played at even the most basic level? I doubt it, you look more likely to eat a football than kick one!!! The next time my licence fee is due Im tempted to take the cash and wedge it in this pillocks fat gob just to stop the constant flow of BS that seems to stream out every time he opens it... If your brain was as big as your mouth 'Anal' you might actually have something to say worth listening to. As it is though, I doubt whether you could find your arse with both hands in your back pockets, let alone find anything to say thats worth the price of the toilet paper you must have to wipe your mouth with every five minutes! Everton are building and getting better in the best way possible, without having to rely on billionaires for an instant fix, we have a great manager doing a great job with the backing of a very good chairman. If you take a minute to wipe Rafa's man juice out of your eyes you might see this! But then i suspect that your comments were made because deep down you are scared that Everton are on the move whereas the reds seem to be stagnating in the league yet again. So 'Anal', if ever you read this on bluekipper whilst checking up on the 'enemy', wind your neck in, respect ALL fans and clubs and be a bit more professional in your comments, after all thats what you get paid for isnt it? Blu3p3pp3r! * Fuckoff you plastic redshite tosser! Straks

BBC's Alan Green, Resting on His Day Off

Moyesy for now has told the BBC that he will no longer conduct any interviews with the Corporation, after Alan Green the well known shite fan, and Radio Commentator slated Everton in an Irish Newspaper article.

After his sides lack lustre performance in the Premiership last season, he has decided to slate Moyesy and the Blues, instead of looking at his own team's shortcomings, and said, well read one........

Wake up and smell the coffee, David!

By Alan Green (Turd)

ALL SUPPORTERS love to dream of success, particularly at the dawn of a new season, and the media generally loves to feed those dreams. That's why you see headlines such as "We Are The New Invincibles" over arrogant ramblings by John Terry and read claims from Gary Neville that Manchester United can go through the campaign unbeaten. The players should know better.

But nowhere is in more need of a hearty dose of reality than Everton Football Club. No sooner had they finished 4th in May, principally due to a wretched league season from Liverpool, than David Moyes was pronouncing his team the "New Kings of Merseyside." You'd have thought such delusions wouldn't last beyond a certain night in Istanbul, but no.

Amidst many ludicrous statements pre-season (see also Peter Kenyon's "small group of one"), I thought that of Moyes topped the lot "our target is to finish higher than last season." I think he should see a doctor.

And then I read the programme for Everton's opening fixture against Manchester United. It advertised "superb Everton v Villarreal t-shirts (with Everton in Europe logo and map on the back). We have some left in stock and they are a 'must wear' item for supporters on the night of the 2nd leg, wherever you are in the world." I wouldn't rush to buy one at £8.99; they'll be on sale at a fraction of that price in just over a week's time.

They talk big at Everton; the truth is harsher. All summer, there have been boasts of how much they have to spend, the players they're after and who wants to go to Goodison. I even saw James Beattie interviewed about how 'new signing' Milan Baros would fit in alongside him. Sorry, have I missed something? Instead, the reality is that Everton have bought Per Kroldrup, a defender I hadn't heard of, and two players clearly discarded by their clubs, Simon Davies and Phil Neville.

Isn't it so that no one really wanted to join a team who'd performed beyond their wildest dreams for one season and are now likely to drop back where they'd come from? Not even Craig Bellamy who changed his mind after talking to the manager. Nice one, Dave. Moyes should be dampening expectations, not feeding them. He should be relieved that he managed to persuade his best players, Tim Cahill and Mikel Arteta to stay on. He should be telling supporters to think of a top 10 finish at best, not speaking of third place or better.

Everton supporters can dream but they're not fools. Moyes says his team didn't get what they deserved against Villarreal. Most everyone else knows better. The Spanish side controlled the game without having to exert themselves. It will require a miracle to reach the group stages. You see, their eyes were so dazzled by the headlights they failed to comprehend they hadn't actually qualified for the Champions League, only for a qualifying round.

And Manchester United, apart from one superb save by Edwin Van Der Sar, were in easy command of last Saturday's game. Most dishearteningly for advocates of the so-called 'School of Science', when Everton failed to trouble Fergie's men they quickly resorted to their standard 'Plan B', bring on Duncan Ferguson and lump the ball forward. Inevitably, it failed.

Evertonians may dream on but trust me; normal service has resumed at Goodison Park. (23/08/05)

Your Thoughts Please: Mail Alan Green Your a Red Nosed Tosser

Well this piece got your backs up a bit. Below are some of the best mails recieved on the subject, and if Moyesy needs to motivate the lads for Villarreal tonight, he only has to read Green's article to them.

* I wanted to bring to your attention an email I have written to Radio 5 Live on behalf of all Everton and football fans alike.

I am an Arsenal fan and totally agree that comments made by Alan Green are completely unjust and about as far wide of the mark as an Emile Heskey shot.

"Good afternoon,

I write in reference to one of your commentators and a recent "stement" made by him on air. Before i continue, please understand that i am an Arsenal fan and therefore my views are completely neutral and unbiased which is more i can say for comments made by Alan Green himself but i shall get to that....

Ok where to begin... Alan Green recently made a statement regarding Everton football club, i shall not quote word for word as i am sure you are aware it is a lengthy statement but the main aspect of the comment was that Everton are a poor team that had a "one season wonder" and should realistically aim for a top 10 finish at best.
Now as this i am sure has infuriated Evertonians in the thousands, it is not merely those supporters that should outcry at this statement. My reasoning for this is not to condemn him totally for what he said although i am going to do this as it was totally unjustified... but purely because it was a completely biased and unprofessional attack on a football team and manager that did not deserve it. As a commentator, it is their duty to remain professional and unbiased on all aspects of the comments they make, the fact that Alan Green has failed to do this makes me amazed that he is still an employee of the BBC. Not only are the comments he made completely unprofessional and provocative, they are also completely unjustified and incorrect.

For one, he seems to point that Everton have hailed themselves as the new "Kings of Merseyside" I for one am sure if you ask any Everton fan (or football fan for that matter), they would disregard this statement, pointing out that Liverpool have been the most successful club in English football both in domestic and European competitions. No matter how you view Liverpool, you must admire this success. However, in a season where Liverpool seemed to "underachieve" (i use this term lightly) Everton, merely continued to play the same way they always have in the premiership with fight and belief and spirit and finished higher than Liverpool. This to me would regard Everton as being the greater team in the league at that point. This is not big headedness on Everton's part it is merely common sense. To say that Everton have hailed themselves "Kings of Merseyside" from one season is rediculous, however is not unclever as Chelsea claimed they were "Kings of London" one month after Jose Mourinho arrived before they actually won any trophies... I hear not of Alan Green disregarding these claims stating it was a wonder season. This may be due to the fact that Chelsea have in fact proved themselves to be a good solid team, but have not Everton proved this to be the case as well with their good results and form last season?

Secondly, i point to the comment he made regarding their signings, being of no one he has heard of, i would like to comment that although he may be indicating his clear lack of football knowledge by saying this due to Per Kroldrup actually being a very well known international defender that actually played on the top stage in Italy last season, this is also again unjustified. Look at the likes that Liverpool or Arsenal have signed, take for instance, Sissoko, Alan can surely not indicate that he is more well known than Kroldrup? Or the likes of Fabregas or Flamini, players relatively unheard of but have proved to be quality signings for their clubs, surely bringing in players of Kroldrup's quality is a compliment to Everton's scouting system. Also, to the fact that Simon Davies and Phil Neville are players disregarded by their former clubs, again i comment i disagree with Phil Neville has always been a promising player but was constantly living in the shadows of his older brother, he has now been given a chance to shine purely for his own talent and merits another statement to David Moyes's wizardry. The comments made by Alan regarding these transfers are a personal attack on the manager and completely uncalled for.

I would now like to comment on his point regarding that it is wrong of David Moyes to indicate he would like to achieve more than last season. Ok Everton did finish 4th last season and this is a very good achievement for a team that was on the brink of relegation not too much earlier, but why is it a crime for a team or manager to have the passion or insight for their team to want to be able to achieve more. Is it not good or imperative that a team has the desire and spirit to want to do better than they already have, to improve themselves. I am confident in saying that any fan would be infuriated to hear that their team does not want to improve and are quite content with the achievements already made. This is utter madness and as such totally goes against the belief and fight of all teams in the league. players and managers do not get paid thousands of pounds to play mediocre football because their ambitions are too high.

Another comment he made was with regards to the Villarreal match stating that it will take a miracle for Everton to get through to the group stages. Were Liverpool not 3-0 down in the Champions League final, were comments made by commentators then not that it would take a miracle for Liverpool to lift the cup, did this not happen? Stranger things have happened and i feel that Everton have a great desire and hunger to take into this match to succeed. Besides that, as a british citizen surely he should be happy that there is a possibility of another English club reaching the group stages and actually be supporting the team regardless of who they are?
I close my ranting, with my final point with regards to ironically his final statement saying that normal service has resumed at Goodison park, i would like to pose the question, exactly what is normal service at Goodison park? Going on recent results and performances, that would indicate that Everton are going to continue where they left of and they should be in for an exciting season.

I do not expect these comments to be passed on to Alan Green nor i do i expect the BBC to take much notice of the unprofessional comments that Alan Green made, however it is my duty as a football and England fan to make you aware of my disgust to hear these comments made by a so called professional working for a company that is supposed to serve the British public with unbiased and justified information in a professional manner; all of which Alan Green seems to have completely disregarded. I look forward to hearing any comments you may have regarding this. Kind regards Simon Pye"

Needless to say i doubt i will get a reply from them, but you are not alone in your fight against this anal licking gob shite... Out. Simon Pye. (03/09/05)

* I have read with interest some of the responses to Alan Green’s “objective” piece of journalism. I believe that he’s let himself down with a tirade that just went on and on, with no alternative suggestion or support for David Moyes and the players. But unfortunately we must be realistic in our expectations for the forthcoming match with Villarreal and the rest of the Premiership season now that it has started.

David is pulling out all of the stops to bolster the squad with quality players and I applaud him for not being tempted to squander his funds on panic buying. Of course he’s finding it difficult to draw in some of the big names, the club as a whole has to demonstrate the ability to continually qualify for the EUFA cup (as a minimum) and always be knocking at the Champions League door, or preferably qualifying. So at the moment I’m happy for David to continue his excellent management, particularly in his motivation, a skill I believe he is more than gifted with. Apart from that I’m shying away from the “we’ll show you” type of comments (particularly aimed at Alan Green) because humble pie tastes awful and really gets stuck in your throat!

So let’s keep faith with “The Team” as they journey what will be a difficult journey. We will have moments of rapture and moments of torment along the way; enjoy the former and “two fingers” to the later. That way we’ll see Everton firmly established where they belong with the likes of Alan Green having to eat humble pie, and preferably choking on it. Graeme, True Blue in Devon. (03/09/05)

* What a joker this turd really is!

Ever get the feeling that he's just bitter and pissed because the Blue Boys had the tenancious audacity to finish above the Shite? I've emailed a few sites, including the BBC, about this prick's comments so I'll keep this one brief. He talks of miracles ie us somehow managing to finish fourth, but wtf hell was that we witnessed a few months back.

"One night in May..." they call it, but come on, that was a MIRACLE! They did not deserve to win the competition with their anal '10 men behind the ball' routine in every game to somehow slime into the final and pull of the biggest fluke since Manure's other flukey victory in 99.

Let me guess, the Green doesn't see May's game as a miracle, but all part of Beneathus's game plan? Fuck that, Osama Bin Laden coming out of hiding to be the guest of honour at that game would of been less of a miracle than that final outcome!

Anyway, sick of ranting about the Shite and our doubters; I'll let the Blue's football do my talking! (Alan Stark)

* He says; 'No sooner had they finished 4th in May, principally due to a wretched league season from Liverpool' but we finished on more points than Liverpool did the season before (the points that qualified them for the champions league) He says; 'Everton failed to trouble Fergie's men they quickly resorted to their standard 'Plan B', bring on Duncan Ferguson and lump the ball forward. Inevitably, it failed'

Well it might have failed this time around but it was a very different story last season when 'Plan B' worked a treat. i think the irishman should have checked the meaning of 'inevitably' instead of being a gay kopite. (Anthony Burke)

* Dear Mr Green, I've never really liked you. I've never thought, "oh good, Alan Green's commentating, this should be enjoyable", but I suppose you do have the perfect face for radio. I would have thought that a senior sports journalist with the BBC would have perhaps heard of Per, a Danish international who we signed for £5m from
Udinese - a club who, correct me if I'm wrong, are in the top division in Italy?!

Being of reasonably sound mind, I feel it will be very difficult to replicate or improve upon our league position of last season, (what with our continued European campaign etc). But I don't want to hear our manager telling me that. It seems to me that there are too many gullible sports hacks who just don't understand the part psychology plays in football management, and then accuse the managers of being stupid! How ironic I have the utmost respect for Davie Moyes. He, his staff and players will all know exactly what their aims and ambitions for the season are, why the hell is he going to make that public? I'm just glad we have a gaffer who I trust 100% to get on with the job, with the good of the club and the supporters at heart. Perhaps if Mr Green's team had a similar manager he might be able to understand what I'm getting at. COYB (Chris Pucci)

* MY instinct has always been to admire Alan Stubbs. Partly because he is a cultured football player. Partly because he survived cancer and returned to the game. But I can't help thinking that he did himself and his former club Everton a grave disservice at the weekend when he made accusations against them that have sickened everyone at Goodison Park.

After Stubbs played for his new club Sunderland at Anfield on Saturday, he went public with unpleasant allegations about his departure from Everton in the summer. He says he left the club because Everton insisted on a clause in his contract that allowed them to terminate it if his cancer returned. Since then, of course, Everton have been vilified for crass insensitivity and callous disregard for the feelings of cancer sufferers everywhere.I don't think they deserve it. Not any of it. I think they have been unjustly maligned.

For a start, whatever Stubbs' contract might have said, I refuse to believe the club would have cut him loose and washed their hands of him had his cancer returned. Club chairman Bill Kenwright is a decent, passionate and honourable man who always makes a point of trying to do what is right and proper. A man whose worst moment in football came when he had to sack former boss Walter Smith. A man who cares deeply about employees and makes sure they are well looked after and treated decently even when they leave Goodison. He's a supporter who regards the club as his extended family. Oh, and by the way, he happens to be the patron of the Teenage Cancer Trust.Put it this way, he doesn't quite fit the stereotype of the brutal football club chairman. His manager, David Moyes, is as straight as a die, too. He and Stubbs did not get on but he was happy to offer him another year's contract.
The club is also known as one of the better, less ruthless employers in the Premiership. Some might even say they had a reputation for being a soft touch.And one last thing: What if Stubbs had suffered a serious knee injury four years ago and it had recurred once? Everton would have probably asked him to undergo tests on it, too, before they awarded him a new contract. Clauses like that are commonplace in football.

But it's too late for that kind of rational argument now because there are few more emotive issues in our society than the thought that a man might be sacked by his employer because he had cancer. Men like Kenwright and Moyes are simply not capable of that kind of inhumanity. I think they deserve better than that. So even though I find it hard to criticise Alan Stubbs, this time I think he got it horribly, horribly wrong. (Oliver Holt)

* Reading that article it almost seems like a joke. I can only think that this has some sort of religious tone. I find it farcical that they can compare a cup run with consistent performance over 38 games. If David Moyes wants to motivate the troops before tomorrow's game, read this to them Davy. If someone condemned me in such a way before a game it would push me on so much we could win that game 3-0. I just hope they do, if and when they do, we all write a letter to this blinkered red sh*te and make him issue a formal and public apology.

For a commentator to come up with such a bias, uninformed and bitter view makes me laugh, I only hope it inspires them to march on with their heads held high. Walk on Alan. Do us all a favour, Walk on. (Chris Willsher)

* Either he's a wind-up merchant or a closet blue using reverse psychology to boost us up before a tough visit to Villareal. If he isn't one of the above then he must be the dumbest cretin around with absolutely no credibility whatsoever. As to why he is still at the beeb is beyond me. (Dale)

* Well I always knew the man was a gobshite but blimey how bitter is he at the moment? Can't he stand it when the light falls away from the Redshite for more than five minutes? What a god-awful article and what an insult to the team and its legion of fans. Doesn't he know Sport journalists are supposed to be unbiased? I think Davey Moyes should talk to him if only to tell him what he, the team and the fans really think of his 'views'.
Regards, Deian Vincent (aka Inchy)

* Alan Green has always had a soft spot for the red shite. I have one for him ...... Romney Marsh !!!!!!! COYB Graham Topping

* The best way to get this bastard is to encourage people to raise an official complaint with the BBC on the grounds that he cannot be relied upon to give a balanced view on football which cannot be allowed to happen within a publicly funded organisation. (Ian Armitage)

* Yup he's a pig-faced whiney twat and it hurts to read it, but do you know what? The only thing wrong is his sneering attitude. The rest is all true. We need a couple of seasons more before regularly banging at Europe's door, and then and only then will agents let their players come to Goodison.
I hope we prove the fat slime-bag wrong at the end of the season, but until then no more talk about finishing third, eh? (John)

* Where does he live?? I want to shit on his doorstep and rub his ugly red nose in it when we finish above the shite again this year. How the hell are the shite going to finish above us this year when they struggled last year.What players have they signed that are really going to make that difference?? Unless however F.I.F.A step in again and decide they should finish 4th because they won a cup competition last year for a very impressive fifth time.They have'nt got the bollocks to finish 4th too many bloody foreigners and not enough BRITISH grit. South Wales Toffee.

* In ANY other line of work, this lack of professionalism and pure bias would be dealt with. Mind you it's the media-stick to your guns Moyesy and fuck him off permanently. Great site! Come on You Blues, (Kevin)

* With regret I admit that Alan Green and I were born in the same country. Happily, for me, he now resides in England, I can only apologise. His comments regarding Everton are typical of what passes for 'punditry' these days. I do enjoy listening to 'five live' but I have switched of on many occasions when his ramblings and opinions get in the way of what is happening on the pitch. I question the merits of presenters such as Green and DJ Spoony and wonder what insight and divine knowledge they have about football that couldn't be written on the back of a stamp. He complains in his book the reasons he didn't make it on to TV, but we all know otherwise. If truth be told widescreen wasn't available and he has a face only a mother could love and only radio could accommodate. He accuses Moyes of signing players he has never heard of, well, is this surprising? It shows the guys lack of football knowledge and his hypocracy. He said himself the big players didn't want to go to a one season wonder, so what was Moyes to do? I myself didn't realise Tim Cahills promise when he was at Millwall, now all of a sudden to quote Green "he is one of our best players". But had you heard of him much before we signed him Alan? His use of the word 'shocking' is quite striking, indeed it aptly describes the man. His style, voice and the feeling I get when i turn on only to be met with his irritating overtones. Shocking! Just Shocking! There is nothing wrong with someone voicing their opinion, after all, every dog has its day. The only thing is, I think Moyes may have been tongue in cheek when he targeted 3rd this season, where as it was our nutritiously over achieving 'football expert' who needs to see a doctor as I think he forgot to take his insulin. What a Knob. (Shep)

* Green...Yes maybe we are not going to improve on last years performance but isn't a clubs aim always to improve? Because if what your saying is true then we should aim for about 7th?You are a Tosser who shouldn't deserve to live... go and backflip into a Sheeps arse and die u prick! Steaders--13--{Blue Boy for Life}

* OK, so he's a Kopite, which means by definition he's a gobshite, and probably biased. But you know what? None of it is false, in fact it's all completely justified, no matter how much that hurts me to say (Suv)

* Alan green is a twisted and sad kopite smelly fat bastard who moyes needs to butt as soona s he sees him, or for that case any other supporter of the peoples club should. I cannot believe the cheek of this ugly bastard...i seriously hope that we shove them sad pathetic words he spoke about our great club right back up is gobshite ass. EVERTON TILL I DIE (John)

* Dear Alan... Hard work and graft is what is required to compete in the world's best league, The Premiership. These days to win it takes millions of invested pounds and a proven winning manager at the helm. So what did Everton achieve last year? They sold this country's best footballer to their rich rivals and finished fourth with the smallest squad just one place behind them. Everton have guts and no glory (as yet). But what really annoys me is the attitude of most Liverpool fans and pundits alike, they hate the fact that we beat them to a better league position. How dare we! So while Rafael Benitez was concentrating on the Champions League, which most Evertonians were pleased to see them win, from an English point of view, three nill down at half time, in an amazing final. They took their eyes off the league and saved themselves for Europe, expecting Everton to
slip up.

Yet Liverpool fans still insist on dismissing the quality of David Moyes and his team, calling last year a freak season. You are so snobby when it comes to football. Everton are a small council estate team and Liverpool are the kings of Europe. Bollocks! You were so fortunate to win that final, even the Semi against Chelsea you played the negative chess like match and clung on to the goal lead. It's Liverpool who think they are better than what they are - look down you're noses at Everton at your peril. Slag us off all you want you spawny prat, we'll see how things pan out this season! You may do well in Europe with you're manager, but remember the league can't be won with lucky penalties.

And as for Everton resorting to plan B - the long ball game to Duncan Feguson, you scum bags are trying to copy that by signing that big Peter Crouch for stupid millions of pounds. Hypocrasy. Oh by the way Southampton zoo want their stupid giraffe back!!!!! You'll do just the same when you're desparate to win. Hard work and graft r
kid - you stuck up ####head! (Simon Barber)

* Is he really a commentator who watches matches? I think not. The Opta Stats, although I think are not worth much, would in fact show that, in the two games he mentioned, Everton faced 5 shots on target in the two matches. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, that does not sound like a team being dominated - TWICE!!
If I was him I'd stick to the vacuum (also known as Anfield - no sound so it must be in space) where he can whine on to the red noses to his hearts content. We know that we don't have enough quality players to challenge for the top 3 but we also don't want the club to bankrupt itself. What manager would say "I know boys, we did well last season but let's not try again this year"? I just hope that after we win 3-1 on Wednesday he will apologise to Moyes, but I doubt he's enough of a gentleman to admit when he's wrong. Don't speak to the BBC until an apology is forthcoming. Alan Green, wake up and smell the shit that's coming out of your mouth.
Steve Linden, Fazakerly

* I've twice e-mailed 5 Live concerning the dubious rantings of Alan Green. He really has it in for Moysey, the second time I wrote in to complain, he had just called David Moyes "a prat", on air. It followed Biffa's stupid back of the head butt antics, Moysey made a comment which he later retracted and Green went after him. Imagine him going after Wenge or Ferguson, I can't. He's continuously belittled Everton's achievements last season and desperately did not want us to qualify for the Champions League. We know our limitations but Moyes was not Manager of the Year for nothing. In short, Green is a myopic little arsehole who just wants to see the continuing monopoly of the top four richest clubs. Eagor, Worcs.

* As a lifelong Evertonian, I was really annoyed by his comments. I dont mind people having their say and expressing their opinions, but to read such a one eyed, biased piece of journalisitc rubbish really takes the biscuit.
He has a knack of opening his big mouth before putting his brain in gear. I dont know what his motives were, but when you think as licence fee payers, us Evertonians are actually contributing to paying his over inflated salary, we should all write letters of complaint to the BBC. Good on Moyesy for telling the BBC where to go... perhaps if we succeed in getting rid of Alan Green, he can find a new job as the match day announcer for the shite. They deserve each other........ Steve

Just read that ALAN gobshite red fuck GREEN's comments and it's obvious that he never saw the Manc game or the Vila-Real game, or if he did, he was watching them through his red-tinted kopshite glasses. This is the type of person who says things like that just to get noticed. Well I'm not going to notice him. Even when he's crossing the road and I'm in my land rover. I won't even notice him when his horrible features are being cleaned off the bonnet. Dave Tommo

* This poor cunt makes me laugh what a total prick!! People like him make me mad!!! I fucking hate the redshite!!! that cunt should be paraded around goodison so we can egg the ugly bastard!!!! Tracy

* A wretched season from ' the shite' but surely Everton had to score more points?!! To talk about lucky, reflect on 'the shite's' journey through the champion's league, surely any reasonable red would have to agree that a hefty wagon load of luck saw them through to the final. As for David Moyes, with rather less resources than Senor Benites, has done a more than admirable job, which evertonians are aware of.

Disillusioned??!!!!! Surely the most disillusioned supporters in the premiership are the liverpudlians. It isn't 1977, or has time stood still???? Deluded, not us. (Dave Taylor)

* There is an element of fact in this pricks "critique" of the pedigree team in Liverpool (remember we won the League at Analfield before they were formed), however how can some twat - who's wages are paid by the license payers - be so openly biased towards a team from a city the ugly fat bastard wasn't even born in! We all know which is the team to support if you come from Merseyside and have such a greater appreciation of the game from most other supporters ( it is our heritage). Yes, it will be a different season to last, for a start we have injuries already and teams know the style we play, BUT that does not give this self-opinionated (ignorant) tosser the right to spleen his shite (pun intended). Fuck off Green, I hope we can prove you wrong...I wonder if I am a blue is the reason that I can never get on 606...I wish,...... you twat.............(STEEN)

* Alan Green you should step back and look at the big picture. I am 57, have been an Evertonian since I was 10, the same as my dad (God rest his soul). I have lived half way round the world from Goodison for the last 32 years but I still love this football club and would never consider following any other team. From what I can make out there are about 35 to 40 thousand people who feel like me who turn up at Goodison every home game. I was at the opening game against Arsenal last season so I saw and felt this with my own eyes and ears. There are countless thousands of other exiled blues like me who follow every game on pay TV or the net. We all have one thing in common - blue blood. And blood is thicker than water. Alan you will probably never have the privelege of understanding what that means in a footballing sense. I don´t think your jealous so why don´t you take the blinkers off for five minutes, be a real journalist, and acknowledge something about Everton Football Club that most ordinary football fans in Britain know is true - we can never be written off. In the mean time - WE DREAM, WE BELIEVE AND (like my dad told me) WE WILL BE GREAT AGAIN! (LAURIE FROM OZ)

* I've said on this site previously what a twat Alan (the red) Green is, end of last season he was giving it shite on 5 live about Everton's relegation form only buoyed up by a good start to the season, thing was the period he was talking about we had got only one point less than the red shite.

Evertonians should know to boycott 5 live or as it should be called Radio red shite, is anybody willing to monitor this bastion of unbiased broadcasting to monitor the airtime given to the redshite in comparison to the rest. Arsenal, Man Ure and Chelsea included, the results may surprise some but not me. Mark, Dorset (Westcountry Blues).

* Well my initial response to being asked 'Have you read the Alan Green article' was 'Who the f**k is Alan Green'. So I read it and took some time to go and find out who he was! Didn't take too long really.

He was born in Belfast in 1952, and attended the Methodist College in his home town before achieving an honours degree in Modern History from Queen's University. History..............says it all. Typical kopite kn*bhead. They all love history because all they ever talk about is the past! And what is all the rubbish about 'You'd have thought such delusions wouldn't last beyond a certain night in Istanbul, but no'. That one night in Istanbul made every football fan in the country think 'well if that shower of useless tw*ts can do it, so can we'. And then he goes on and say 'Everton have bought Per Kroldrup, a defender I hadn't heard of' this from someone who professes to be a 'Football Journalist' made me laugh. I bet Per Kroldrup is devastated that you have never heard of him, he probably went home and took all of his Alan Green posters down of his bedroom wall and cried into his pillow.

Wake up you useless idiotic redsh*te moron. Well done on being part of the 5 Live team that won the Sony award for covering the Ryder Cup, why not stick to golf. That's a sport that fat old men like you are more suited too. And how sad that your 30 year glittering award filled (well one award) BBC career is summed up on their own internet site in 168 words. Talk about being delusional mate. That's pathetic. So even after looking him up I finish this rant the same way I started it. Who the fu*k is Alan Green?? Thanks for the site lads (Niki Myatt)

* Complaint against Alan Green (Sent to the BBC)

In an article for an Irish newspaper, Alan Green writes in a completely bias and wholly unprofessional way against Everton Football Club and its manager David Moyes. Being a Liverpool fan, this cannot be wholly surprising but the article's tone, vehemence, lack of perspective and sheer nastiness leaves a very sour taste in the mouth. Being a BBC employee and a freelancer, Green - as demonstrated by this article - cannot be guaranteed to fairly and professionally commentate on Everton games. I recall recently that he called David Moyes 'a prat' on air. In a publically funded organisation, this clear conflict of interest cannot be allowed to continue. (Phil Williams)

Thanks For all Your Mails On The Subject. The Overwhelming response is to Mr. Green, is wake up and smell the coffee yourself, you biased red prick. I thank you