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Handy Hints To help all Blues fans who may be making the trip to Analfield tomorrow, this section is here for some handy hints on what to take, and were to go. If you get lost, a typical kopite will always be on hand to give you directions, as they keep telling us that they are the salt of the earth. You must pack a gas mask, and some bog roll, and a Norwegian phrase book. These items should make your day pass off without incident, but be warned don't stay in the ground more than the allotted two hours, as doctors warn us that your skin may break out in unsightly blemishes, and more disturbingly, you will start to pick up the odd Scandinavian phrase, which we are told is irreversible. |
 Analfield, You Can't Miss It. It is on The Dark Side of Stanley Park |
 If You Get Lost, Here is a Typical Kopite Who Will Only Be Too Willing To Help You Out. Please Remember Your Norwegian Phrase Book So You Can Understand Them |
 A Gas Mask Is Imperative as the Whiff Inside the Ground Is Unbearable, You Have Been Warned |
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Well enough said about the toilet roll. In recent Weeks the shite have had to issue an apology to the manure fans after an un savoury incident. Bring some roll just in case. |
