Portuguese For....

Many thanks to Chris Rawsthorne who is busy building a new life for himself in Portugal. Chris took a break from constructing his new home to go on an important mission to find out what the shite meant in Portuguese, and it is 'a merda' (pronounced uh merduh). Upon asking some of the locals for the Portuguese version, they knew immediately that Chris was talking about our beloved neighbours over at Analfield. As Chris says, 'there shite, and they know they are'. (15/12/04)

Ancient Eygptian For.....

On a recent trip to Egypt I discovered that even in ancient times they had found that they were shite then, study the translation from the text found in the Pyramids. Mark Burton (13/12/04)

Gaelic For...............

As it is the 200th Derby this weekend, we have conclusive proof, if it was ever needed, that shite fans are fuckin' thick:

I easily managed to get one to pose in work holding this sign 'An Cac', pronounced an cack. This is roughly translated from the Gaelic language for - The Shite!! Once a blue.........

Danny O'Neill
Member of Northern Ireland Supporters Club (10/12/04)

Turkish For.................

This is Tommy Andrews aka Alanballs Canlad (ABC). He is serving with the RAF at a NATO base in Turkey and is a member of the Everton Supporters Club Eastern Europe. Kirmizi Boklar is Turkish for red shite.

From Domingo To The Dock Let The Blueboys Rock. ABC (08/12/04)

Bosnian For..............

As promised attached is a truly international photo in tribute to our much loved neighbours.

We are all working in Bosnia & Hercegovina where Everton are now well and truly on the map.

Big thank you to the line up of Paul Stephens (Wales), John Lyons (Scotland), Aidan O'Sullivan (Ireland), Bob Macadam (Canada), Marjan Prah (Slovenia), And Marjan Simic and his son (Bosnia).

The local word for the shite is GOVNO (Pronounced goovno). Watch this space for a follow up from Slovenia. Keep up the great work guys. C.O.Y.B. (04/12/04)

Thai For....................

Just got back from Bangkok, Thailand , checking out the Chang Beer in its true environment. Attached is a photo of myself with a number of Thai Holiday reps. Apparently there a number of different versions of 'the shite' , Royal Shite , Elephant Shite , Human Shite. This version is apparently a version of 'common shite' , which I thought would be closer to the truth. Neil from Kent (01/12/04)

Afrikaans For............

Nick Said from Cape Town in sunny South Africa, has sent us in a host of names for our beloved neighbours who currently sit nine points behind us. Be it said in Afrikaans, Xhosa, or Sotho, it all means the same 'the shite', and they know it. Cheers again Nick, but why the desk at work, anybody else would have gone to the top of Table Mountain, to get the photo. C'mon get your finger out. Well played (28/11/04)

Irish For..........

Our Irish Toffeeman was obviously a bit bored in the office one dinner hour, so what better thing to do than print 'the shite', up in Irish. Many thanks to Simon Maxwell, who also tells us that in the North of the Emerald Isle, our neighbours are affectionately known as 'The Sheyt'!. Whatever the pronunciation, we all know they are. Well played Simon.

C'mon all you Toffees around the globe, send bluekipper.com your photo's in honour of our local rivals. (23/11/04)

German For..........

Whilst In Mochengladbach in Germany, to research more variants of the shite, Lavo bumped into a fellow Toffeeman, and several bemused Germans, who went along with the photo under the threat of violence.

So now you know that the German for the shite is 'Die Scheisse', you have no excuses when holidaying in Germany.

Many thanks to Rossy (The Toffeeman holding the card), Little Stevey, Ken from Boeing in America, and three Germans who after much confusion gave us the slang for our beloved neighbours. (19/11/04)

Spanish For.........

On a recent scouting mission to the Island of Ibiza, to check out some of the local breweries, we took it upon ourselves to learn some of the local lingo.

Sausage, Lavo with the help of Simon, and the kids took it upon themselves to find out what 'the shite' meant in Spanish. With the help also of J'aime our amiable Ibizian bar tender, he kindly told us that 'La Mierda' (pronounced Meer-tha) was Spanish for shite.

Calling on Toffee's world wide. Your mission is whether you be in the Middle East, The Far East, The North East, is to find out the local slang for the shite, in celebration of our local neighbours.

Please attach a photo, and we can have a chuckle at our friends who sit below us in the Premiership.(03/10/04)