Maldivian & Italian For......

Just got back from honeymooning in Maayafushi in The Maldives.

The main tourists are Italians who hate The shite and the Maldivians we met follow manure and hate The shite too. All fine by me.

These are pictures of a Maldivian bar staff member, the entertainment manager Kurtz and me and my Wife, Gill (She’s got red hair, but we don’t care).

Many Thanks Neil & Gill (12/03/07)

Maldivian For.....

May I be the first to introduce the Maldivian version of "The Shite"
Recently been there on my hols, and our model and translator is our local Scuba Guide. Notice that their language is in symbol and it actually resembles "RS" outlined ? He took the shirt for keeps (and a few sovs), vowing to resent all things red from now on. I re-inforced this issue by battering him (and a number of his friends) several times about the head and anus with an life sized inflatable model of a blood red Liver Bird, that I easily constructed from a childs inflatable duck ring flotation device.

The anal Derby was on when we were there, and we (the missus is also mad blue) monitored it on my mobile WAP. An alleged Red (of the mighty Shrewsbury Central Red Urchin Firm - Scruffs for short) commented about the forthcoming game on seeing my shirt. Predictably He thought it was being played 2 weeks after it actually was and was therefore completely ignored as the embarrasing and insignificant Tosspot, Gawp, etc that we always find in far and near off lands. Im sure he said his dad was originally from LLanberris, Snowdonia to justify his proximity of 92 miles !!!

Anyway on our return we later had the proud scouser Everton ladies day at the Blackburn game. My missus toook my credit card to buy all sorts of stuff because they had 15% off in the Shop for the day - Thanks Everton. Anyways Great win - Welcome home Mr n Mrs Yozz.
The copycat goddam mudderfookin Yank Shite with their fat foreign fanny bags, and "Hershy Bar Arena tickets" are now thinking of having an actual REAL LIVE scouser day - And boy do they need it, now more than ever
Y`all come back nah Y`hear -YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAR

All the best Yozzer (21/02/07)